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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    my favorite chain pizza is papa john's. there are very few local places i've found- in philly, manhattan, queen, whatever- that i'd describe as better.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    I am very glad for the surrender option.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    It freaks me out that a lot of women in their 30's are grand mothers, that doesn't seem right.

    36-39 years old is completely normal for someone to be a grandmother.

    Not ideal, but normal.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    It freaks me out that a lot of women in their 30's are grand mothers, that doesn't seem right.

    Mum-Zi:
    Age as grandmother: 17
    Age as mother: 8 years, 4 months

    "Mum-Zi was member of Chief Akkiri's harem on the island of Calabar, Nigeria. Her daughter also gave birth extremely early, making Mum-Zi a grandmother at age 17."

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Zampanov wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Track shorts are the best.

    I agree
    allison-stokke.jpg

    It's actually amazingly hard to find a comparable picture of a boy.

    Once you turn off safe search it's all just either totally unrelated or pornography.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    goddaaaaaamn

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I found Rammus to be way too hard.

    ditto

    I need to talk to Zen about learning Warwick

    You should read/watch some guides on jungling. You should be able to out pace the dual laners in leveling. You should also be watching the minimap so you can be aware of when you can jump out of the jungle for some easy ganks. I believe once warwick gets enough gold he can blue pill home, grab madreds and solo dragon.

    I need to figure out what to get post-wriggles tho

    http://leaguecraft.com/strategies/guide/3252-one-simple-guide-for-warwick.xhtml

    This seems to be a pretty good guide. Highly reviewed.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Oh her, god, I remember all the stink caused about her.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    hey so fitness dudes

    do manboobs go away entirely? like, if I did enough chest exercises, could mine look like Daniel Craig's? or once manboobs always manboobs, even if it's just to a much lesser extent?

    1) it's possible to have gigantic moobs and for them to go away entirely with fat loss.

    2) it's possible they won't go away naturally. gynecomastia is the development of abnormally large mammary glands in men. depending on the actual problem at hand, it could be solved by fat loss- but it could require surgery, too.

    3) some people can have daniel craig pecs. some people don't have the genetics for it. only one way to find out.

    really, it's hard to tell if you're suffering from an actual disorder until you lose the fat. every fat guy with the internet is convinced he has gynecomastia, but it's not necessarily so.

    So this is one of those problems I won't know I have until I've dealt with the weight. Alright, cool. Man I've had them so long, it'd be nice to be rid of them. Haven't taken my shirt off in public in like a decade.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    hey so fitness dudes

    do manboobs go away entirely? like, if I did enough chest exercises, could mine look like Daniel Craig's? or once manboobs always manboobs, even if it's just to a much lesser extent?

    1) it's possible to have gigantic moobs and for them to go away entirely with fat loss.

    2) it's possible they won't go away naturally. gynecomastia is the development of abnormally large mammary glands in men. depending on the actual problem at hand, it could be solved by fat loss- but it could require surgery, too.

    3) some people can have daniel craig pecs. some people don't have the genetics for it. only one way to find out.

    really, it's hard to tell if you're suffering from an actual disorder until you lose the fat. every fat guy with the internet is convinced he has gynecomastia, but it's not necessarily so.

    Although fat increases the amount of oestrogen secreted thereby promoting gynaecomastia so it's probably fair to say that all fat guys have some degree of it.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I am very glad for the surrender option.

    No one wants to use it though. "We still got a chance!" as the other team racks up their 50th kill and al their team members are unstoppable.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    that girl- allison stokke- actually has her dad raging out because she never did erotic modeling or anything (people took her pics at track meets) and dudes all over the internet creeped on and harassed her

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Was that the girl who ended up getting hella staled thanks to that(?) picture?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    i'm goin to look like fat bastard aren't i

    You're young fluff, if you start and stick to a work out regimen you can repair most of the damage. And its healthy for you.

    Preach you have been really supportive lately. First lady I bed after getting hella buff, I will dedicate to you. Hallmark should make a card for this.

    Honestly fluff if you are worried about bedding a lady working out can really help with body image, which helps self esteem/confidence. Just remember this, you'll score more often as an asshole with an ego, then a self depreciating guy who constantly turns down compliments.

    When a lady gives you a compliment, thank them, and don't offer one in return but embrace it. Like if they say your arms look nice say "Thanks I've been working at them lately" and then flex. That way you show you appreciated the compliment and you want to put on a bit of a show.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    It freaks me out that a lot of women in their 30's are grand mothers, that doesn't seem right.

    36-39 years old is completely normal for someone to be a grandmother.

    Not ideal, but normal.

    Whaaaaaaaaaaat no it is not.

    Maybe in the 60's, sure.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The comments about her that I saw were pretty messed up, I mean, seriously how you expect people to talk about a slab of meat.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    Although fat increases the amount of oestrogen secreted thereby promoting gynaecomastia so it's probably fair to say that all fat guys have some degree of it.

    Yeah basically.

    There's nothing really special about it. It's basically just a fancy term for "manboobs."

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Leitner wrote: »
    Was that the girl who ended up getting hella staled thanks to that(?) picture?

    Thanks to lots of pictures I'm sure

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Leitner wrote: »
    Was that the girl who ended up getting hella staled thanks to that(?) picture?

    Yeah I'm not the biggest "Man you guys are skeevy" but that poor girl invited none of that. The outfit was more about functionality then sexuality and internet creepsters took it to a seriously unhealthy level and then acted like the family were being assholes for worrying about all the salivating jack asses.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I found Rammus to be way too hard.

    ditto

    I need to talk to Zen about learning Warwick

    You should read/watch some guides on jungling. You should be able to out pace the dual laners in leveling. You should also be watching the minimap so you can be aware of when you can jump out of the jungle for some easy ganks. I believe once warwick gets enough gold he can blue pill home, grab madreds and solo dragon.

    I need to figure out what to get post-wriggles tho

    http://leaguecraft.com/strategies/guide/3252-one-simple-guide-for-warwick.xhtml

    This seems to be a pretty good guide. Highly reviewed.

    Zen will find something wrong with it I'm sure

    then again he is a pro Warwick player, like it's his main

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Yeah, that Allison Stokke thing was pretty fucked up.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'm like this close to sending "SEX: Y/N" to all contacts

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Zen will find something wrong with it I'm sure

    then again he is a pro Warwick player, like it's his main

    Zen is also known for using builds/strategies that work only for him and leave other people baffled as to how they work.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Was that the girl who ended up getting hella staled thanks to that(?) picture?

    Yeah I'm not the biggest "Man you guys are skeevy" but that poor girl invited none of that. The outfit was more about functionality then sexuality and internet creepsters took it to a seriously unhealthy level and then acted like the family were being assholes for worrying about all the salivating jack asses.

    Yeah I'm with you there. Actually when I saw that picture posted I sorta cringed.

    Makes me feel hella pervy. I mean it's one thing if it's a random picture of a girl you know at school or something, but it's different when the entire internet basically had a public circle jerk and the family knew about it.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Zen will find something wrong with it I'm sure

    then again he is a pro Warwick player, like it's his main

    Zen is also known for using builds/strategies that work only for him and leave other people baffled as to how they work.

    His Xin build works for me like whoa

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    Although fat increases the amount of oestrogen secreted thereby promoting gynaecomastia so it's probably fair to say that all fat guys have some degree of it.

    Yeah basically.

    There's nothing really special about it. It's basically just a fancy term for "manboobs."

    Well, cellularly it's a bit different. The tissue growth is glandular in nature instead of adipocytic.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    It freaks me out that a lot of women in their 30's are grand mothers, that doesn't seem right.

    36-39 years old is completely normal for someone to be a grandmother.

    Not ideal, but normal.

    Yeah for a 19th century dirt farmer maybe.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Zen will find something wrong with it I'm sure

    then again he is a pro Warwick player, like it's his main

    Zen is also known for using builds/strategies that work only for him and leave other people baffled as to how they work.

    His Xin build works for me like whoa

    I certainly recall having to pop my ult and my heal to save your towering diving self when I was on Soraka :P You do good damage but you always put yourself into dire straits.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    i'm goin to look like fat bastard aren't i

    You're young fluff, if you start and stick to a work out regimen you can repair most of the damage. And its healthy for you.

    Preach you have been really supportive lately. First lady I bed after getting hella buff, I will dedicate to you. Hallmark should make a card for this.

    Honestly fluff if you are worried about bedding a lady working out can really help with body image, which helps self esteem/confidence. Just remember this, you'll score more often as an asshole with an ego, then a self depreciating guy who constantly turns down compliments.

    When a lady gives you a compliment, thank them, and don't offer one in return but embrace it. Like if they say your arms look nice say "Thanks I've been working at them lately" and then flex. That way you show you appreciated the compliment and you want to put on a bit of a show.

    I hope whatever confidence comes out of losing weight will help me become more receptive to flirting as well. Like, in hindsight I was never totally unpopular with the ladies, always had a good rep back in school, but it's taken me years to stop and look back objectively and be like "hey waitaminute, those girls liked me." Totally clueless when it comes to signals, and it doesn't help when I'm overweight and feel completely unattractive.

    So it'd be great if that changed.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Was that the girl who ended up getting hella staled thanks to that(?) picture?

    Yeah I'm not the biggest "Man you guys are skeevy" but that poor girl invited none of that. The outfit was more about functionality then sexuality and internet creepsters took it to a seriously unhealthy level and then acted like the family were being assholes for worrying about all the salivating jack asses.

    yeah can't help but feel sorry for her

    must be really icky

    that said, though: daaaaaaaaaaaayum

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Don't think I'll ever get another dog.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Fluff, just take my approach and assume that everyone woman wants to sleep with you, and if she doesn't, its not your problem that she is in denial.

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    langfor6langfor6 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Dude lose the weight now. Before you know it you're not even going to be able to train as hard as you want to.

    I hurt my back closing a window yesterday. It's the beginning of the end for me.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    It freaks me out that a lot of women in their 30's are grand mothers, that doesn't seem right.

    36-39 years old is completely normal for someone to be a grandmother.

    Not ideal, but normal.

    Whaaaaaaaaaaat no it is not.

    Maybe in the 60's, sure.

    they're in their 60s because you know them when you get older.

    really, 45 is about where grandmothers start really, 36 means both grandma and mom were teenage pregnancies while being most likely underage...

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Holy shit

    I never knew that for threads you made, you could just double-click the cell that the thread title is in and a box appears for you to rename it.

    It was just kinda weird because I accidentally double-clicked and was like what the hell

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010

    I hope whatever confidence comes out of losing weight will help me become more receptive to flirting as well. Like, in hindsight I was never totally unpopular with the ladies, always had a good rep back in school, but it's taken me years to stop and look back objectively and be like "hey waitaminute, those girls liked me." Totally clueless when it comes to signals, and it doesn't help when I'm overweight and feel completely unattractive.

    So it'd be great if that changed.

    What I'm talking about with the compliments thing. Being modest and anti compliments, or offering one immediately in return like a tit for tat thing, no woman likes that. It comes off like you are really insecure. Which is not to say you can't compliment a lady, just its best to do it unsolicited and mean it.

    Like comment on her outfit or shoes, women normally take time to put an outfit together and complimenting them on this is an instant in to a conversation if only a brief one and shows you to be observant. Naturally its best to compliment a woman that looks like she took time to dress up, not just sweats and a tshirt.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    langfor6 wrote: »
    Dude lose the weight now. Before you know it you're not even going to be able to train as hard as you want to.

    I hurt my back closing a window yesterday. It's the beginning of the end for me.

    You poor bastard. : (

    Wash on
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    OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    It freaks me out that a lot of women in their 30's are grand mothers, that doesn't seem right.

    36-39 years old is completely normal for someone to be a grandmother.

    Not ideal, but normal.

    Yeah for a 19th century dirt farmer maybe.

    I guess one of the two, at least, would have to have her first kid in her teens. So that's pretty young, yeah. But there are a lot of teen pregnancies carried to term so I wouldn't say it's that weird. Early twenties is still a pretty normal time to have kids.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Oh fark you land of statistical improbabilities.

    "Man I tell you I got this girl blind drunk and later claimed I raped her, totally happened bro bitches lie about rape about as often as I lie about having sex with women."

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    people having been skeevy doesn't mean looking at a picture and enjoying it makes you a dirtbag

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