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OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited October 2010 in Social Entropy++
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/09/23/emergency-remove-bra/
Caught in a disaster? You'd better hope you're wearing the Emergency Bra. Simply unsnap the bright red bra, separate the cups, and slip it over your head -- one cup for you, and one for your friend.

Dr. Elena Bodnar won an Ignoble Award for the invention last year, an annual tribute to scientific research that on the surface seems goofy but is often surprisingly practical. And now Bodnar has brought the eBra to the public; purchase one online for just $29.95.

http://ebbra.bigcartel.com/


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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    why did I think Charlie's Angels when I heard about this

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Obviously the counterpart for men will be underwear with a cup.

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    It really doesn't specify what it filters out, I mean what is the difference between a wet wash cloth and this ebra? They both filter out airborne particles.

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    liberal women are making america unsafe by not wearing bras

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You don't wear a wet wash cloth on your chest all day.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Campion wrote: »
    Obviously the counterpart for men will be underwear with a cup.

    no, it'll be the bro

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i am in full support of making post apocalyptic living sexier

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i don't wear a bra either
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfONNfAjyrc

    e: fuck you Dichotomy

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    there's a joke to be made here about bird flu and tits

    but i cannot

    fucking

    find it

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The problem with a bro is that not a lot of dudes got anything to cup on their chest, so it's impractical.


    Birds vomiting on tits. Joke complete.

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Campion wrote: »
    You don't wear a wet wash cloth on your chest all day.

    With a bit of urine and my tshirt though, suddenly I have a WWI gas mask. (not actually true)

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    moobs campion, moobs

    the bro is for moob support so it doesn't get all sweaty and floppy

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I think this is just an excuse to make girls wander around without bras.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    moobs campion, moobs

    the bro is for moob support so it doesn't get all sweaty and floppy

    Oh Geo I'm sorry

    I didn't know. I can't relate, I don't have this condition.

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    you're doing this whole breast cancer walk but you forgot about the moobs campion

    who will care about the moobs

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    wait so when you use the mask your boobs are all amazon style

    rockin'

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I love the Ignobles.

    One of my favourite Australians, Science popularist Dr Karl won one a few years ago

    for research that lead to the understanding of why lint ends up in your belly button and why it's always blue-grey.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    I love the Ignobles.

    One of my favourite Australians, Science popularist Dr Karl won one a few years ago

    for research that lead to the understanding of why lint ends up in your belly button and why it's always blue-grey.

    so

    why

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    finally, somewhat of an excuse to rape someone

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    so what this tells me is that if I flood a female-rich area with gas, they will be compelled to remove their bras

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    oh my look at the time

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    i thought it wasn't a sex thing for you, kosh

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    you and your gas masks

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    evo5000-mask.jpg

    so much sexier

    Are you my mummy?

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Butler For Life #1 wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    evo5000-mask.jpg

    so much sexier

    Are you my mummy?

    dammit BFL you're off the force

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I love the Ignobles.

    One of my favourite Australians, Science popularist Dr Karl won one a few years ago

    for research that lead to the understanding of why lint ends up in your belly button and why it's always blue-grey.

    so

    why

    You know how all roads lead to Rome?

    Well all the hair on your torso leads to the belly button.
    In 2001, Dr. Karl Kruszelnicki of the University of Sydney, Australia, undertook a systematic survey to determine the ins and outs of navel lint. His primary findings were as follows:[1]
    • Navel lint consists primarily of stray fibres from one's clothing, mixed with some dead skin cells and strands of body hair.
    • Contrary to expectations, navel lint appears to migrate upwards from underwear rather than downwards from shirts or tops. The migration process is the result of the frictional drag of body hair on underwear, which drags stray fibres up into the navel.
    • Women experience less navel lint because of their finer and shorter body hairs. Conversely, older men experience it more because of their coarser and more numerous hairs.
    • Navel lint's color appears in a characteristic blue-grey. The color is most likely an average of all clothing colors worn.[2]
    • The existence of navel lint is entirely harmless, and requires no corrective action.

    Dr. Kruszelnicki was awarded the Ig Nobel Prize for Interdisciplinary Research in 2002,[3] presented for "achievements that cannot or should not be repeated".

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You're just jealous. I don't need to be part of any "force". I was just here to show you what a real poster was like.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    HAND IN YOUR BADGE AND GUN

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    hah, fox-science

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You can keep 'em, Anti.

    All I need... I got in here. (taps chest)

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    *rips out BFL's heart*

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I foresee a post apocalyptic scenario, with Victoria's secret on everyone's faces.

    Everyone splitting up into gangs based on their bra colors.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    *rips out BFL's heart*

    Coming this fall: BFL: Ghost Investigator

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    What happens when a ghostly PI has to team up with the temperamental cop that killed him?

    Zany hijinks, of course! Find out more, when the show airs this fall!

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  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    BugBoy wrote: »
    What happens when a ghostly PI has to team up with the temperamental cop that killed him?

    Zany hijinks, of course! Find out more, when the show airs this fall!

    I'd watch it.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Okay I am trying to breathe through this bra but the leather is suffocating me.

    What do I do.

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i wore a gas mask.

    it made smoke go in my eyes.

    It was a sweet bong.

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Okay I am trying to breathe through this bra but the leather is suffocating me.

    What do I do.

    find ladies

    ask them to take off their bras and let you test drive them so you can ensure yours is working properly

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Al_wat wrote: »
    i wore a gas mask.

    it made smoke go in my eyes.

    It was a sweet bong.

    Man I did that. I have a big head, the mask was way too small for me and I got the reddest eyes ever with barely any high to show for it.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Al_wat wrote: »
    i wore a gas mask.

    it made smoke go in my eyes.

    It was a sweet bong.

    Man I did that. I have a big head, the mask was way too small for me and I got the reddest eyes ever with barely any high to show for it.

    you should see a shrink

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