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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    You're just not thinking about this right, Feral. How many families do you think share a computer?

    Average family has like 6 computers. How many families don't have that many?

    Luckily for them, while my regular service is 24.99 a month, my 6-computer family package is only 179.99.

    Limited time offer.

    Service contracts are a good idea.

    Reselling service contracts with computers that somebody else built is a good idea.

    Building the computers yourself is the bad idea.

    this

    and at $25 a month you will be making negative moneys

    You usually want to ballpark around a half-hour per computer per week.

    Maybe more for home users because they're higher maintenance.

    But 30m per box (or VM) per week is about right for most business customers.

    Yeah, but residential customers are needy, trust me

    Plus if he builds the thing, OEM, parts would be on him

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    DUE is that Shannyn Sossamon in your sig

    Wash on
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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    You're just not thinking about this right, Feral. How many families do you think share a computer?

    Average family has like 6 computers. How many families don't have that many?

    Luckily for them, while my regular service is 24.99 a month, my 6-computer family package is only 179.99.

    Limited time offer.

    Service contracts are a good idea.

    Reselling service contracts with computers that somebody else built is a good idea.

    Building the computers yourself is the bad idea.

    this

    and at $25 a month you will be making negative moneys

    You usually want to ballpark around a half-hour per computer per week.

    Maybe more for home users because they're higher maintenance.

    But 30m per box (or VM) per week is about right for most business customers.

    What price, then? For something as circumstantial as computer tech support, I wouldn't assume anyone would pay more than 30 a month. I mean, more than that and we're approaching the cost of car insurance.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Man, fuck charging a monthly fee. Charge them hourly for whatever work you do.

    Sarksus on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Man, fuck charging a monthly fee. Charge them hourly for whatever work you do.

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Oh shit the mobo disk has norton on it. I must be very, very careful to not accidentally install it. Norton is worse than herpes and AIDS.

    Regina Fong on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    charge them a million dollars!!!

    then twirl your mustache after you make off with burlap sacks with dollar bills on them

    Casual Eddy on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Xbox Live still hasn't activated. Stupid douches.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Oh shit the mobo disk has norton on it. I must be very, very careful to not accidentally install it. Norton is worse than herpes and AIDS.

    herpAIDS? oh noes!

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Man, fuck charging a monthly fee. Charge them hourly for whatever work you do.

    I suppose. My initial aim was to be making money without really needing to put forth any effort. The very idea of insurance.

    However, I was thinking in more generic terms. Not at all about the notorious field of technical support.

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    that show Outsourced was racist in the pilot

    now it's just sort of bad

    and one of the Indian girls seems to dig the white guy for absolutely no reason, which is more than passing odd when you consider how little interest he's shown in the culture there and the way they do things, and makes cavalier jokes about how sacred cows are.

    Wash on
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Xbox Live still hasn't activated. Stupid douches.

    have you tried unplugging the wireless adapter and then plugging it back in

    Nerdgasmic on
  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Whee... being busy at school is making the time fly.

    Cokebotle on
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  • NotchNotch PottsfieldRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I got a new job! I start tomorrow. I'm pretty excited.

    Notch on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Xbox Live still hasn't activated. Stupid douches.

    have you tried unplugging the wireless adapter and then plugging it back in

    It's a wired connection. I've unplugged the Xbox, signed out, signed back in, resetted the dashboard. The Xbox is just not communicating with Live correctly. The website has it updated right. Apparently this is how it works.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    what's the job

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Notch wrote: »
    I got a new job! I start tomorrow. I'm pretty excited.

    woot!

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    you could also start mining spice!!!

    Casual Eddy on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    what's the job

    your momma

    Wash on
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    After watching the video review for the Front Mission videogame, it makes me more nostalgic for the Mechwarrior games, particularly Mechwarrior 3. 100 ton mechs are not supposed to be able to turn on a dime, Japan!!

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  • NotchNotch PottsfieldRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm gonna be a host at some pizza joint.

    Notch on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    that show Outsourced was racist in the pilot

    now it's just sort of bad

    and one of the Indian girls seems to dig the white guy for absolutely no reason, which is more than passing odd when you consider how little interest he's shown in the culture there and the way they do things, and makes cavalier jokes about how sacred cows are.

    I didn't even watch it I knew it would be terrible and make me angry

    So It Goes on
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Whee... being busy at school is making the time fly.

    Every minute spent in the classroom is one more notch on Death's abacus.

    emnmnme on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    what's the job

    your momma

    I don't know if I support Notch entering a working relationship with my mother. It might complicated my relationship with Winky.

    Nerdgasmic on
  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Downloading LoL! OH BOY!

    The only other game I've played online multi with in the past 10 years is TF2. Gonna get raped SO HARD.

    Psycho Internet Hawk on
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  • NotchNotch PottsfieldRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    For some awful reason I started watching Oursourced. I got 15 mins in before it became unbearable.

    Notch on
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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Downloading LoL! OH BOY!

    The only other game I've played online multi with in the past 10 years is TF2. Gonna get raped SO HARD.

    when you finish downloading we will play

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Downloading LoL! OH BOY!

    The only other game I've played online multi with in the past 10 years is TF2. Gonna get raped SO HARD.

    when you finish downloading we will play

    Dunno if I will have time, because it is taking forever and I have work tomorrow. But maybe!

    Psycho Internet Hawk on
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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    that show Outsourced was racist in the pilot

    now it's just sort of bad

    and one of the Indian girls seems to dig the white guy for absolutely no reason, which is more than passing odd when you consider how little interest he's shown in the culture there and the way they do things, and makes cavalier jokes about how sacred cows are.

    When will people stop making goddamn jokes about the goddamn cows?

    Couscous on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    LOL @ what you think is sacred

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  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Motherfucker.

    The night before last, just after a SC2 session my computer died. The fans wouldn't start, internal lights aren't on etc.

    Fuck, PSU is blown. So I try installing a new one today. And power seems to be in the system - fans are going, internal lights are on, but no POST beep or harddrive activity.

    Fuck. Its possible I'm missing something but I'm worried my whole mobo is blown or something

    PantsB on
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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    LOL @ what you think is sacred
    What if I think LoL is sacred?

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    what's the job

    your momma

    I don't know if I support Notch entering a working relationship with my mother. It might complicated my relationship with Winky.

    Double date opportunities arise

    Wash on
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  • NotchNotch PottsfieldRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    what's the job

    your momma

    I don't know if I support Notch entering a working relationship with my mother. It might complicated my relationship with Winky.

    Double date opportunities arise
    Do I get Nerd?

    Notch on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • YellowhammerYellowhammer Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    this puppy is so cute i let it gnaw on my hand when i type.

    Yellowhammer on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Notch wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    what's the job

    your momma

    I don't know if I support Notch entering a working relationship with my mother. It might complicated my relationship with Winky.

    Double date opportunities arise
    Do I get Nerd?

    Sure


    pervert

    Wash on
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  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Notch wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    what's the job

    your momma

    I don't know if I support Notch entering a working relationship with my mother. It might complicated my relationship with Winky.

    Double date opportunities arise
    Do I get Nerd?

    mary-kay.jpg

    Chu on
  • NotchNotch PottsfieldRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Notch wrote: »
    Do I get Nerd?

    Sure


    pervert

    Ahahaha, I love it.

    Notch on
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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    organ what is that picture

    Wash on
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  • NotchNotch PottsfieldRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    organ what is that picture

    I don't know either, but I'm laughing like a retard at a Caribou Coffee right now.

    Notch on
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