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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    It's softcore porn though and fuck THAT shit.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Spider-Wang stands out as not particularly clever.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Spider-Wang stands out as not particularly clever.
    Also very unsexy.

    matt has a problem on
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Spider-Wang stands out as not particularly clever.
    Also very unsexy.

    he always runs out of webbing at the worst possible moment

    nexuscrawler on
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Not to go on too much of a tangent, but
    tangent.jpg

    YamiNoSenshi on
    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.

    Watch me sometimes stream games.
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm just saying, I want to be entertained. On that note, the big bang theory xxx is really, really funny

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    fuck this day

    i'm going to wonderland

    Pony on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Is there Seinfeld porn?

    Silas Brown on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    So when we were teenagers my friends and I read this Weird News article about a woman in San Francisco who could insert a football into her cooter, and that gave us an idea for a porno.

    WILDO.

    Willow-movie.jpg

    The centerpiece of the movie would be a dwarf being banged from behind by MadHardonagain and then his head would in turn be going into this woman, like a human dildo.

    A goat off to the side would be going WILLDOOO NOOOOOOO

    Jacobkosh on
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Boooo.

    *lobs a graphing calculator at YamiNoSenshi's head *

    emnmnme on
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Is there Seinfeld porn?
    Yes there is, it's a porn parody.

    matt has a problem on
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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Is there Seinfeld porn?
    Yes there is, it's a porn parody.

    Man, how absurd.

    Silas Brown on
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    "What's the deal with your tits?"

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited October 2010
    Ones I always thought were funny from my stint working at a video rental store that had an adult section:

    Titty titty bang bang
    A rear and pleasant danger
    Sexcalibur

    syndalis on
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    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    So when we were teenagers my friends and I read this Weird News article about a woman in San Francisco who could insert a football into her cooter, and that gave us an idea for a porno.

    WILDO.

    Willow-movie.jpg

    The centerpiece of the movie would be a dwarf being banged from behind by MadHardonagain and then his head would in turn be going into this woman, like a human dildo.

    A goat off to the side would be going WILLDOOO NOOOOOOO

    That's just sick.

    BobCesca on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    So when we were teenagers my friends and I read this Weird News article about a woman in San Francisco who could insert a football into her cooter, and that gave us an idea for a porno.

    WILDO.

    Willow-movie.jpg

    The centerpiece of the movie would be a dwarf being banged from behind by MadHardonagain and then his head would in turn be going into this woman, like a human dildo.

    A goat off to the side would be going WILLDOOO NOOOOOOO

    What the fuCK!?

    Preacher on
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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    "What's the deal with your tits?"

    SpiderShrugBlank.jpg

    Silas Brown on
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    A lot of those porn sitcom parodies are actually really funny. I swear to god some of the show writers must give unused scripts to the porn producers.

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    A lot of those porn sitcom parodies are actually really funny. I swear to god some of the show writers must give unused scripts to the porn producers.
    The trailer for the Seinfeld parody is on youtube, it is pretty funny.

    matt has a problem on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    A lot of those porn sitcom parodies are actually really funny. I swear to god some of the show writers must give unused scripts to the porn producers.

    AH I'm starting to wonder about you and your not so casual porn consumption.

    Preacher on
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    A lot of those porn sitcom parodies are actually really funny. I swear to god some of the show writers must give unused scripts to the porn producers.

    AH I'm starting to wonder about you and your not so casual porn consumption.

    justin hasn't been around as much lately, someone's going to have to pick up the slack

    Nerdgasmic on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    A lot of those porn sitcom parodies are actually really funny. I swear to god some of the show writers must give unused scripts to the porn producers.

    AH I'm starting to wonder about you and your not so casual porn consumption.

    justin hasn't been around as much lately, someone's going to have to pick up the slack

    Couldn't have just let that one hang... no no someone had to take up the porn mantle.

    Preacher on
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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    A lot of those porn sitcom parodies are actually really funny. I swear to god some of the show writers must give unused scripts to the porn producers.

    AH I'm starting to wonder about you and your not so casual porn consumption.

    Dude I REALLY like porn.

    I mean not just for spakin' it or anything, just in general. I've seen all of scrubs, so if there's a knock of off scrubs that's just as funny and has full penetration I'll watch it.

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    A lot of those porn sitcom parodies are actually really funny. I swear to god some of the show writers must give unused scripts to the porn producers.

    AH I'm starting to wonder about you and your not so casual porn consumption.

    justin hasn't been around as much lately, someone's going to have to pick up the slack

    I never understand how to do that.

    See, just when I think I have all the slack out of the line, it explodes with juice and then goes slack again!

    Help me, [chat]!

    Arivia on
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    A lot of those porn sitcom parodies are actually really funny. I swear to god some of the show writers must give unused scripts to the porn producers.

    AH I'm starting to wonder about you and your not so casual porn consumption.

    justin hasn't been around as much lately, someone's going to have to pick up the slack

    Couldn't have just let that one hang... no no someone had to take up the porn mantle.

    it's a sacred position

    Nerdgasmic on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    A lot of those porn sitcom parodies are actually really funny. I swear to god some of the show writers must give unused scripts to the porn producers.

    AH I'm starting to wonder about you and your not so casual porn consumption.

    Dude I REALLY like porn.

    I mean not just for spakin' it or anything, just in general. I've seen all of scrubs, so if there's a knock of off scrubs that's just as funny and has full penetration I'll watch it.

    Ok next time I see you, won't be shaking your hand.

    Preacher on
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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The Devil Wears Nada
    Insertion
    Case 69

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    A lot of those porn sitcom parodies are actually really funny. I swear to god some of the show writers must give unused scripts to the porn producers.

    AH I'm starting to wonder about you and your not so casual porn consumption.

    Dude I REALLY like porn.

    I mean not just for spakin' it or anything, just in general. I've seen all of scrubs, so if there's a knock of off scrubs that's just as funny and has full penetration I'll watch it.

    Ok next time I see you, won't be shaking your hand.

    There's a reason many cultures choose to shake with the left hands.
    It's because most people wipe their ass and jack off with their right.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    So when we were teenagers my friends and I read this Weird News article about a woman in San Francisco who could insert a football into her cooter, and that gave us an idea for a porno.

    WILDO.
    Willow-movie.jpg

    The centerpiece of the movie would be a dwarf being banged from behind by MadHardonagain and then his head would in turn be going into this woman, like a human dildo.

    A goat off to the side would be going WILLDOOO NOOOOOOO

    That's just sick.

    Whoops, I should have specified that I meant an American football. Obviously a soccer football would be absurd.

    Jacobkosh on
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    A lot of those porn sitcom parodies are actually really funny. I swear to god some of the show writers must give unused scripts to the porn producers.

    AH I'm starting to wonder about you and your not so casual porn consumption.

    justin hasn't been around as much lately, someone's going to have to pick up the slack

    I never understand how to do that.

    See, just when I think I have all the slack out of the line, it explodes with juice and then goes slack again!

    Help me, [chat]!


    cork.jpg

    emnmnme on
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    It's cool preach, I'm a leftie.

    We can shake hands and fist bump.

    Also, I love skinemax porn. It's awesome not having to see full penetration in a dirty movie. They've got this series about "college kids" that's like a dirty version of greek and the storyline and character development are really good.

    I mean there's a lot of softcore porn starts that just couldn't make it as legit actors and actresses but don't want to just all out fuck on camera so they do softcore.

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Jacobkosh wrote: »

    Whoops, I should have specified that I meant an American football. Obviously a soccer football would be absurd.

    Well thank god, I'm glad that was the part you decided to clarify.

    Preacher on
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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Also, a porn company needs to make Eastbound Reacharound... It could even star Danny McBride

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    A lot of those porn sitcom parodies are actually really funny. I swear to god some of the show writers must give unused scripts to the porn producers.

    AH I'm starting to wonder about you and your not so casual porn consumption.

    justin hasn't been around as much lately, someone's going to have to pick up the slack

    Couldn't have just let that one hang... no no someone had to take up the porn mantle.

    it's a sacred position

    You could almost describe it as a position for a missionary.

    Lawndart on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »

    Whoops, I should have specified that I meant an American football. Obviously a soccer football would be absurd.

    Well thank god, I'm glad that was the part you decided to clarify.

    can you blame him? do you think he and his droogs had much else to do that wasn't "in town" 30 miles away from the farmstead

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Also, a porn company needs to make Eastbound Reacharound... It could even star Danny McBride

    Cunt Notice, about a burned porn actress.

    Preacher on
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »

    Whoops, I should have specified that I meant an American football. Obviously a soccer football would be absurd.

    Well thank god, I'm glad that was the part you decided to clarify.

    I didn't want people to think we were sick

    Jacobkosh on
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Also, a porn company needs to make Eastbound Reacharound... It could even star Danny McBride

    Cunt Notice, about a burned porn actress.

    God that's amazing

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-other-cable-networks-had-picked-up-dexter/

    That last one, having Shark Week being narrated by Dexter? Awesome.

    Kagera on
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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Iddy Biddy Gang Bang

    Tav on
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