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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Six Degrees of Kevin's Bacon

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »

    Whoops, I should have specified that I meant an American football. Obviously a soccer football would be absurd.

    Well thank god, I'm glad that was the part you decided to clarify.

    I didn't want people to think we were sick

    No no of course not, using a midget as a form of super penis extentsion though? That's wholesome.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    A lot of those porn sitcom parodies are actually really funny. I swear to god some of the show writers must give unused scripts to the porn producers.

    AH I'm starting to wonder about you and your not so casual porn consumption.

    justin hasn't been around as much lately, someone's going to have to pick up the slack

    Couldn't have just let that one hang... no no someone had to take up the porn mantle.

    it's a sacred position

    You could almost describe it as a position for a missionary.

    In reality it's a thrust into a deep dark hole

    Gooey on
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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    God, porn [chat] is such a great way to spend my last Friday afternoon at this job.

    Silas Brown on
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Driving it to Miss Daisy

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Orifice Space

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »

    Whoops, I should have specified that I meant an American football. Obviously a soccer football would be absurd.

    Well thank god, I'm glad that was the part you decided to clarify.

    I didn't want people to think we were sick

    No no of course not, using a midget as a form of super penis extentsion though? That's wholesome.

    i'm challenging boundaries and interrogating discourses

    Jacobkosh on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    Orifice Space is genius.

    Jacobkosh on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Also, a porn company needs to make Eastbound Reacharound... It could even star Danny McBride

    Cunt Notice, about a burned porn actress.

    God that's amazing

    "When your burned, you've got nothing, no gang bangs, no cum swaps, and no huge throbbing cocks. You rely on whoever's still talking to you, a tiny dicked former boyfriend, a chick who used to have a penis, family too if their not genetically related, bottom line when your burned, your not fucking anyone for money."

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Also, would "this ain't Showgirls" or "Showgirls: An XXX parody" be better than the actual movie?

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Also, a porn company needs to make Eastbound Reacharound... It could even star Danny McBride

    Cunt Notice, about a burned porn actress.

    God that's amazing

    "When your burned, you've got nothing, no gang bangs, no cum swaps, and no huge throbbing cocks. You rely on whoever's still talking to you, a tiny dicked former boyfriend, a chick who used to have a penis, family too if their not genetically related, bottom line when your burned, your not fucking anyone for money."

    :lol:

    Jacobkosh on
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hahahaha wildo nooooo
    hahaha

    Evil Multifarious on
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    A Fistfull of Ballhairs

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    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Work continues to be boring. There are, however, a few pinpricks of light:

    1. Bitchy foreigner working the night-shift has been replaced with a nice swede who listens to the killers.

    2. going "20 marlboros? Sure, here. That'll be 95 please. Oh and do you have an ID? No wait, don't bother with the excuse for why you don't, I know you're 14" is endless fun

    3. work schedule is better now. Only slightly though as we're now down to three and one quart of a person who can work in the day as someone told the boss that one of us is only 17 and thus can't work on her own.

    Abdhyius on
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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Julie in Julia

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    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The Astroglide Farmer

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    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Julie in Julia

    Clearly we need to start a porn company. I'm sure we could get Inq to talk some gullible women into it.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The Taint Traveler's Wife

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    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Julie in Julia

    Clearly we need to start a porn company. I'm sure we could get Inq to talk some gullible women into it.

    you're thinking of senj

    Nerdgasmic on
    @nealcm @faynor
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The Taint Traveler's Wife

    this is a good one

    also, not to be rude, but did you look into your bag of goodies yet?

    not that I am desperate for swag but I'm mostly curious here

    Abdhyius on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Julie in Julia

    Clearly we need to start a porn company. I'm sure we could get Inq to talk some gullible women into it.

    you're thinking of senj

    Nah senj is married and outside of selling porn to kakos smaller market. Where as inq sleeps with half the state of california.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited October 2010
    Driving it to Miss Daisy

    The real one was called Ridin' Miss Daisy.

    syndalis on
    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Super Naturals

    Sisters Samantha (Sam) and Deandra (Dean) are two busty kids who hunt down evil sex monsters to avenge their fathers brutal sodomy by the yellow cocked demon.

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Julie in Julia

    Clearly we need to start a porn company. I'm sure we could get Inq to talk some gullible women into it.

    you're thinking of senj

    Nah senj is married and outside of selling porn to kakos smaller market. Where as inq sleeps with half the state of california.

    I meant to say cenj, as in fireguy

    Nerdgasmic on
    @nealcm @faynor
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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The sExpendables.

    Richy on
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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    The Taint Traveler's Wife

    this is a good one

    also, not to be rude, but did you look into your bag of goodies yet?

    not that I am desperate for swag but I'm mostly curious here

    I will this weekend, I promise.

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »

    I meant to say cenj, as in fireguy

    Look nerd we aren't killing them after we use these chicks.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    ignore the stupid text, this image is terrifying

    http://i.imgur.com/eSprT.jpg

    Zombiemambo on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    The Taint Traveler's Wife

    this is a good one

    also, not to be rude, but did you look into your bag of goodies yet?

    not that I am desperate for swag but I'm mostly curious here

    I will this weekend, I promise.

    don't sweat it

    Abdhyius on
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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    ignore the stupid text, this image is terrifying

    http://i.imgur.com/eSprT.jpg
    LOL

    Richy on
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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Citizen Tang

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »

    I meant to say cenj, as in fireguy

    Look nerd we aren't killing them after we use these chicks.

    good point

    Nerdgasmic on
    @nealcm @faynor
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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited October 2010
    God, porn [chat] is such a great way to spend my last Friday afternoon at this job.

    You should also check your emails :?

    Arivia on
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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Cloudy with a Chance of Two Meatballs.

    Richy on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    ignore the stupid text, this image is terrifying

    http://i.imgur.com/eSprT.jpg

    hahahaha


    can I get firefox to display this as an error message?

    Abdhyius on
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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I am not terrified.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    It would have to be Super Naturals. With the plural.

    Brilliant though.

    Evil Multifarious on
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    God, porn [chat] is such a great way to spend my last Friday afternoon at this job.

    You should also check your emails :?

    :?

    Silas Brown on
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Reno! 1-900

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    Cloudy with a Chance of Two Meatballs.

    More like Creamy with a Chance of DeepBalls.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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