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agoajagoaj Top TierOne FearRegistered User regular
edited October 2010 in Social Entropy++
From Youtube:
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Now I've never seen a US Cellular cell tower, is that how they spread their signal across our virgin lands?

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I don't even know what to make of that

    how did that get released

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    thats pretty silly

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    like, I can't even see what it's supposed to be besides a dick. It's just a cloud dick.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    A cloud dick spewing yellow goo

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    perhaps the best kind of dick

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    All that meat going in to her mouth, I wonder if she can handle it.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    oh come on

    what is that one even supposed to be

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    you put a dick on something you're gonna increase sales 100%

    that's just basic marketing

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm gonna start an all-new marketing trend and put vaginas on everything

    first market: calzones

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i just noticed that dora's eyes look like she's been nursing a three day straight coke habit

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    like, I can't even see what it's supposed to be besides a dick. It's just a cloud dick.

    oh man this is embarrassing

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pF8w0Z3C9w

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    YogoYogo Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    This thread is going places...

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
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    That reminds me of a movie.

    "The auto-pilot deflated!"

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    haaaahahahaha

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Butler For Life #1 wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
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    That reminds me of a movie.

    "The auto-pilot deflated!"

    And that movie would be Airplane!

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    Butler For Life #1 wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
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    That reminds me of a movie.

    "The auto-pilot deflated!"

    And that movie would be Airplane!

    Sheri, do you like movies about gladiators?

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    FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Okay, this isn't anything phallic, but I was still dumbfounded that it was actually used as an ad

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    like, I can't even see what it's supposed to be besides a dick. It's just a cloud dick.
    it could be a cartoon guy with a long nose. And he is sneezing.

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    like, I can't even see what it's supposed to be besides a dick. It's just a cloud dick.

    oh man this is embarrassing

    I can't figure it out either!

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    EidolonOrpheusEidolonOrpheus NoatunRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Squall... did you give them the picture?

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    no i am calling my lawyer with both phones

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Butler For Life #1 wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    wolverine-blow.jpg

    That reminds me of a movie.

    "The auto-pilot deflated!"

    And that movie would be Airplane!

    Sheri, do you like movies about gladiators?

    I am a fan of movies about half-naked men

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i can usually figure this shit out, it's driving me nuts
    this designer is either a genius or just straight up terrible

    is it a phone?
    i'm so confused!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    FlatEric wrote: »
    Okay, this isn't anything phallic, but I was still dumbfounded that it was actually used as an ad

    VerizonHitler.gif

    ahahahahaha

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    my head hurts

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    who hires these designers

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    who hires these designers

    business majors with hair gel

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    who hires these designers

    Douchebags hiring douchebags. It's a never ending cycle.

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    SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Maybe it's like a... a...

    Well... Well maybe we're overthinking this

    Maybe cloud dicks are a serious problem for wireless transmissions and US Cellular is taking proactive steps to address the issue

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    FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    That blob is all over the US Cellular website

    Also this
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    It's the GAY AGENDA you guys! Cocks everywhere!

    Rush was right, they're trying to turn our kids into gay socialist America-hating nazi communist gay Muslim child molesting fascist gay baby-killers!

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    everything is dicks always

    always

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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I like you kid, you got spunk!

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    that's what she said

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