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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    DARTH WAITEEERRRRR

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Your anguish is like ambrosia, Gatsby.

    Sweet, sweet baby tears.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Oh hey this is pretty good

    Man that last pic is gonna be a dong, isn't it

    Huh, oh it's breaking my h-scroll. Okay let's just move it to the side an-

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    No words, you savage.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    wow

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    IloveslimesIloveslimes Everett, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    This was the best thread to read after getting off of work.

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    MetaHybridMetaHybrid Taste defeat!Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I realize that Korean advertising folks don't have the best grasp on English, but I'm desperate to know what 'clubing' is.

    Is it clubbing on a cube?

    Is it something even more 'xtreme' as the kids say?

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Franko wrote: »

    Little known fact: there is an area of the brain dedicated to keeping you from saying things that will get you fired. This poor man probably has a tumor growing there.

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    WindfayirWindfayir Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    uh

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Well I mean evidently there's a donkey show involved, so it's at least a little 'xtreme'. Maybe it's a postmodern musical commentary on the welfare and treatment of homosexuals in Korean society.

    That poster was at Gimpo airport, by the way, despite seeming more suited to the Hooker Hill area.

    E: Gimpo is the second biggest airport here in Seoul

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    how did I not think to post that?

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Wikipedia wrote:
    In Switzerland, the heraldic bears in a coat of arms had to be painted with bright red penises, or would be mocked as being she-bears. The omission of this led to a war in 1579 between St. Gallen and the canton of Appenzell.

    I'd post an example, but y'know, bear boner.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    truly the noblest cause of war

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Oh wow

    Umm, Schaffhausen in Switzerland has an... impressive coat of arms.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    ...seriously it turns out that out of all the cantons in Switzerland with heraldic animals only the bird and the bull's head don't have boners.

    Who knew?

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    man that goat was one hellova penis

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I once saw a movie sign that said "Transformers Killed Me"

    I wish I had taken a picture.

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    FlatEric wrote: »
    Okay, this isn't anything phallic, but I was still dumbfounded that it was actually used as an ad

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    i really don't get it

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    yesterday in my class we were doing "password", where you describe something to a guy and he has to guess it

    my word was ruler

    "uhh, long, twelve inches"

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Franko wrote: »
    FlatEric wrote: »
    Okay, this isn't anything phallic, but I was still dumbfounded that it was actually used as an ad

    VerizonHitler.gif

    i really don't get it

    Look at the file name

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    For a very NSFW image, GIS "bad advertising."

    It's literally the first image.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I love this one:

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    It's sooooo relevant.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    it is not relevant at all

    your ass is 24/7, darth waiter

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    it is not relevant at all

    your ass is 24/7, darth waiter

    No, no.

    I need time to recuperate, just like any other man on these forums.

    I mean, I'm not like the Pele' of buttsex or anything.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    that's not what your business card says!

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    that's not what your business card says!

    I am not the Darth Waiter you are looking for.

    Honestly, I think you want DW from West Hollywood; guy is just a machine. I seriously think I give him a bad name.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    oh wait

    are you the darth waiter that makes enema balloon doggies

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I just find the best stuff ever late at night:

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
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    Yes, the Scandinavian countries do sort of have a limp dick shape I guess? Ha, those wacky plate tectonics! They got us good this time.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Something something man is nature's worst punchline

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    They're still laughing about florida.

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    TheStig wrote: »
    They're still laughing about florida.
    slartibartfast!

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    It's not porn, it's not a penis, but damned if I don't find this as it's very own level of riveting:

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    And on that note, I bid you good evening.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    no darth waiter you never answered my question

    I need to know whether or not to book you for my kid's birthday party

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