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Komodo Lizards and Wine Cellars! this is a d&d thread you plebes

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Heyo!


    Actually. How do you make a clown stop laughing?
    You hit it in the face with an axe.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    For the love of God, Montresor!

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Heyo!


    Actually. How do you make a clown stop laughing?
    You hit it in the face with an axe.

    we have an alchemist that thinks he's a comedian in our campaign

    he likes getting hit with axes

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    So kids, what have we learned from this story?

    Don't marry someone's wife and then get drunk and follow them into their crypt

    you may have misread something

    it's never actually specified what fortunato does

    it's implied that it's really petty though

    It's a possible inference from the pieces it mentions, doesn't mean that's what he did, but it's possible it is!
    talked about it in a class I had recently

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    montresor mentions something like "a thousand cuts", which implies that fortunato may have just been kind of a dick, but not have done anything heinous

    or montresor was just a total nutjob, which follows because he walled a dude in

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    but where does the komodo come into all of this?

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    basically i can't wait for betrayal at the house on the hill to be reprinted

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    if i had one wish it'd be to go back in time to 1996 and marry gillian anderson

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    she has never stopped being hot

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Derelict & Deleterious

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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Crossin that joke off my set list.

    Now I only have one joke.

    two dwarves walk out of a tavern

    Dwarves don't leave taverns once they enter them.

    They drink them dry, burn them down and dig a tunnel to the next one.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    quetzi are things happening this tuesday

    Goodness knows. I don't think I have anything to do, personally.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited October 2010
    basically i can't wait for betrayal at the house on the hill to be reprinted

    someone buy me this plz

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i own betrayal at house on the hill

    it's so good guys

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Oh, hello new D&D thread!

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i was playing it with my little brother once and a zombie king rose up and destroyed all the other players except for him

    so he (playing a jock) then went on to collect pretty much every weapon and armor piece in the game and proceed to wreck the shit out of the zombie king's day singlehandedly

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    A friend and I finally convinced some other dudes to try D&D, but I forgot I had to actually think of a scenario for them to try. Any ideas for a basic introduction to this? I've never DM'd before and have only played this once.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    fffff

    gotta find a good group

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    A friend and I finally convinced some other dudes to try D&D, but I forgot I had to actually think of a scenario for them to try. Any ideas for a basic introduction to this? I've never DM'd before and have only played this once.

    If you're JUST starting out as a DM, and are still fairly new to D&D itself, I'm sure there are pre-made modules out there that are suitable for beginner DMs.

    The very first step, though, is to give the DMG a good read through and make sure you understand at least the basics.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Aw man shit I need a way to remove my blue dot from this thread

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    why

    is because you're a pussy

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i'm not sure why i said that

    i'm sorry grey ghost

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Cause it's gonna keep tricking me into checking a thread about Dungeons and Dragons
    edit: it's ok, Snowbeat
    Let it out

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    oh so it is because you're a pussy

    apology retracted

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I fail to see the problem with this.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    JUST YOU WAIT GREY GHOST

    JUST YOU WAIT

    I'M GOING TO MY PARENTS' GARAGE TO GET MY LARPING GEAR AND THEN I'LL SHOW YOU

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The challenge is made: Nerf pistols or foam broadswords at dawn gentleman!

    Oh, forgot Lightning bolt

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    basically i can't wait for betrayal at the house on the hill to be reprinted

    someone buy me this plz

    I'm so sad that we only got around to playing this for the last hour of PAX

    If I hadn't kind of needed my registered alien card back to return to Seoul, I would have just run off with it

    Should have used my driver's license instead of losing it in Tokyo, then I could be playing Betrayal at House on the Hill again right this very minute

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Lexxy wrote: »
    A friend and I finally convinced some other dudes to try D&D, but I forgot I had to actually think of a scenario for them to try. Any ideas for a basic introduction to this? I've never DM'd before and have only played this once.

    If you're JUST starting out as a DM, and are still fairly new to D&D itself, I'm sure there are pre-made modules out there that are suitable for beginner DMs.

    The very first step, though, is to give the DMG a good read through and make sure you understand at least the basics.

    Are they just downloadable? Where can I pick them up?

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Lexxy wrote: »
    A friend and I finally convinced some other dudes to try D&D, but I forgot I had to actually think of a scenario for them to try. Any ideas for a basic introduction to this? I've never DM'd before and have only played this once.

    If you're JUST starting out as a DM, and are still fairly new to D&D itself, I'm sure there are pre-made modules out there that are suitable for beginner DMs.

    The very first step, though, is to give the DMG a good read through and make sure you understand at least the basics.

    Are they just downloadable? Where can I pick them up?

    I wouldn't be surprised if you can download some (especially if they're written by individuals and not the company), but I would imagine you'd buy them at tabletop-oriented stores either online or at a physical location (though the latter will probably have a pretty narrow selection). I'd do a little research for ya, but I'm unfortunately too busy working to spend sufficient time on it :c

    e: Here's a link to Wizard's current official modules. If you play 3.5, you'll have to look elsewhere, since the company only bothers with its current edition.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The challenge is made: Nerf pistols or foam broadswords at dawn gentleman!

    Oh, forgot Lightning bolt

    Ya know, I never really liked LARPing all that much, but Dagorhir was something my old roomate got me into, its sort of LARPing light, no real role play required unless you want to, and full contact fighting.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDd5G0V-1vU

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    ok after posting that I realisize I hate the people they actually interview but the action is a good representation of it

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    And then someone brings a real crossbow, sticks three people before anyone notices

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    that somehow manages to look even lamer than LARPing

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    that somehow manages to look even lamer than LARPing

    Thats honestly what I thought. I already play DnD, so thats my limit I thought. But when my roomate talked me into it I met a lot of really cool people there and a lot of them are super in shape. For instance, the roommate in question had just gotten out of Basic for the National Guard, there was a super nerdy guy at one of the events who was roleplaying wearing full plate armor and when he took it off it was like Steve Eurkel but with a 6 pack. Also it was fun.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited October 2010
    oh so he was stephan urkel

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    Lexxy wrote: »
    A friend and I finally convinced some other dudes to try D&D, but I forgot I had to actually think of a scenario for them to try. Any ideas for a basic introduction to this? I've never DM'd before and have only played this once.

    If you're JUST starting out as a DM, and are still fairly new to D&D itself, I'm sure there are pre-made modules out there that are suitable for beginner DMs.

    The very first step, though, is to give the DMG a good read through and make sure you understand at least the basics.

    Are they just downloadable? Where can I pick them up?

    The new red box is a REALLY good primer, both for you and your players, and it's super cheap. I heartily recommend it.

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  • guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    but the new classes are all bad, with the possible exception of the evocation wizard

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    Who gives a shit?

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm in a class of my own 8-)
    cleric

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