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Komodo Lizards and Wine Cellars! this is a d&d thread you plebes

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  • hoodie13hoodie13 punch bro Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    It is really god damn hard to get together a game when everyone wants to play 3.5, or already has full games going, or only plays in the middle of the week, or is a giant douchebag who really only lives to TPK.

    That guy runs the local Meetup DND group.

    aaaaaaargh

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Okay I've never really played D&D or anything like it in my life. I had never really seen people play it until I watched the live D&D game that is in the news post.

    I am super amazed at how awesome it was. I really wish i knew someone who played it, so that i could try it.

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  • hoodie13hoodie13 punch bro Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Okay I've never really played D&D or anything like it in my life. I had never really seen people play it until I watched the live D&D game that is in the news post.

    I am super amazed at how awesome it was. I really wish i knew someone who played it, so that i could try it.

    Yeah, listening to the podcasts got me to play. It was fun! I want to play more!

    where do you live come play with us

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I like in Columbus, Ohio

    So very likely no where near anyone.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I live in Cincinnati. You can play with me.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    it could be worse

    you could be living in a place in canada that isn't toronto or vancouver

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    montreal?

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hey i'm living in a place not Toronto or Vancouver. I play DnD semi regularly.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I didn't need to read beyond the OP to know this is a thread I support.

    Really I knew it from the title alone.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    What is this thread supposed to be about?

    Dungeons and Dragons?

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    no, it's actually about large lizards and wine.

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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Lizards and Liquor?

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Lichens and Least Weasels

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    hey maptools people, is there any place where i could obtain like a per-made campaign thing for Keep on the Shadowfel?

    I want to try possibly running a maptools game but I know nothing about it from the DM angle, and very little about how the program works so having an already made campaign deally would help some of these problems right out of the gate.

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  • CymrilCymril Son, we just crossed the street. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    hoodie13 wrote: »
    It is really god damn hard to get together a game when everyone wants to play 3.5, or already has full games going, or only plays in the middle of the week, or is a giant douchebag who really only lives to TPK.

    That guy runs the local Meetup DND group.

    aaaaaaargh


    Well yeah, because if that's how he acts, no one would want to play more than one game with the guy.

    So he needs to keep tricking new people into playing with him every week.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hey, anyone want to buy my D&D RPG books?

    I have the D&D 4E Core rules, PHB2, MM2, and Adventurer's Vault.

    I'll sell it to ya for cheap. I'd just like to get rid of them, since I never play 4E anymore and probably won't again. Really, I'm kinda hoping to just get enough that I can buy Dead Rising 2 for PC. Because then I can do a Lets Play for that, and won't that be great?

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited October 2010
    god damn it UPS give me my dang betrayal at house on the hill game already, jeez

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    I'll snag em, Mori. Pm me.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    had a chance to flip through the new blood angels codex today

    argh
    why does every loyalist chapter have to have more and better psychic powers than chaos, for free

    also I am extremely jealous of the wide variety of dreadnought options they have

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Everyone wrote: »
    had a chance to flip through the most recently space marine variant army codex today

    argh
    why does this chapter have to have more and better psychic powers than the ones in my codex, for free

    also I am extremely jealous of the wide variety of dreadnought options they have

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    And then there's a space wolf player there, just laughing at us.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    fuck

    spacewolves

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I want to throw up on the writer of the space wolf codex

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Can't wait for the new Grey Knights codex.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I want to throw up on the writer of the space wolf codex

    spacewolves/VC/DoC are why I no longer play whf/40k

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    the space wolves are such a sad story
    because like a month before the codex came out, a friend picked up a space wolf army for dirt cheap

    and then the codex came out
    and he said "I would feel bad if I used this army"

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I want to throw up on the writer of the space wolf codex

    spacewolves/VC/DoC are why I no longer play whf/40k
    Those both got hit hard by the new rules.

    Fear no longer autobreaks, and you need to spend at least %25 of your points on core choices.

    The VC also have to deal with the new casting system, which has not been kind to them.


    Edit: Now the big thing is apparently wizards with the power scroll (which pretty much everyone has access to, at least), and Dark Elf Jihad Sorceresses.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Do we know anything about the Heroes of the Forgotten Kingdoms racial adjustments they're going to implement? I haven't seen anything yet, but I'd like to, as I have a Tiefling and a Drow in my party.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm hoping tieflings get +dex or something. Drow get +2 to me always hating them.

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Tox wrote: »
    Do we know anything about the Heroes of the Forgotten Kingdoms racial adjustments they're going to implement? I haven't seen anything yet, but I'd like to, as I have a Tiefling and a Drow in my party.

    Just Humans, Elves, Eladrin, Dwarves and Halflings at this point.

    Pretty sure Teiflings are going to be in the next book, no idea when or if Drow are going to get done.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Salamanders fo life mofucka

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Tox wrote: »
    Do we know anything about the Heroes of the Forgotten Kingdoms racial adjustments they're going to implement? I haven't seen anything yet, but I'd like to, as I have a Tiefling and a Drow in my party.

    Just Humans, Elves, Eladrin, Dwarves and Halflings at this point.

    Pretty sure Teiflings are going to be in the next book, no idea when or if Drow are going to get done.

    Tieflings and Drow are going to be in Forgotten Kingdoms (Essentials Player Book 2).

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    I'm hoping tieflings get +dex or something. Drow get +2 to me always hating them.

    Drow get a +4 to the chances the guy playing them will smell like the back seat of a 89' Buick.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The drow in my group is the penultimate power gamer in my group. It's fucking annoying. He gets mad when he rolls less than 80% of his max damage. "ah, it's a low damage, I only rolled a 3"

    "You rolled a d4, asshole."

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Salamanders fo life mofucka

    I can respect this

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    I'm hoping tieflings get +dex or something. Drow get +2 to me always hating them.

    Drow get a +4 to the chances the guy playing them will smell like the back seat of a 89' Buick.

    We had a guy play a drow once. Even the DM was giving a hard time.

    "Does 13 work?"
    "No, because you're a fucking drow, and you fail at everything"

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Salamanders fo life mofucka



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    Aww yeah

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    what in the fuck


    that is not a real salamander

    fuck

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    It's a Giant Japanese Salamander. I think the Chinese ones get bigger.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    That is a giant dick with other little dicks poking out of it.

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