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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    lately I've been on a kick for non-standard, wacky game systems that use things like Jenga towers or a deck of regular playing cards.

    i'm tired of dice and character sheets that look like motherfucking tax forms, man

    Have any good recommendations on those fronts? I'm kinda sick of the classic D&D system currently too.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    we have fall of the house of usher at my library checking it out ASAP

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    get dr. phibes

    get it right now

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I wouldn't know where to find it!

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    lately I've been on a kick for non-standard, wacky game systems that use things like Jenga towers or a deck of regular playing cards.

    i'm tired of dice and character sheets that look like motherfucking tax forms, man

    Have any good recommendations on those fronts? I'm kinda sick of the classic D&D system currently too.

    currently?

    Dread

    I'm exploring other options, I'll keep you posted.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    lately I've been on a kick for non-standard, wacky game systems that use things like Jenga towers or a deck of regular playing cards.

    i'm tired of dice and character sheets that look like motherfucking tax forms, man

    I find tax forms a little better organized personally. However they don't have a space for me to record my magic items.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I wanna play DnD and I wanna play an insane monk whose sole reason of being is having a good time and/by putting holes in things with his fists.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    I wanna play DnD and I wanna play an insane monk whose sole reason of being is having a good time and/by putting holes in things with his fists.

    play pathfinder, wherein monks are hilariously broken

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I wanna try the pathfinder adventures.

    But man... The system.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    to wit, if you are human monk who takes nothing but improved natural attack as your feats, and you buy monks robes at lvl7, you will do 6d6 dmg per attack (and have 3 with flurry of blows)

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I am contemplating running something I can only describe as Mage plus Gamma World.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    I wanna try the pathfinder adventures.

    But man... The system.

    it is 3.5 only improved in literally every way

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    I wanna try the pathfinder adventures.

    But man... The system.

    it is 3.5 only improved in literally every way
    Yeah I've heard that.

    I suppose it's worth picking up the book.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ok imagine all the broken things about 3.5

    and all the bullshit things that most people hated(with the exception of alignments and even that is slightly better)

    they're better now

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    see the thing I will never get about dungeons and dragons is

    there ain't no one or nothing there making you follow these dang rules

    how they even an issue

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Basically TLB the book of rules is only a set of guidelines the group of people agrees on to frame their make believe in some kind of rational way.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    see the thing I will never get about dungeons and dragons is

    there ain't no one or nothing there making you follow these dang rules

    how they even an issue

    banal nerds

    the problem with d&d rule bending is though, the entire system revolves around a set of rules, with roleplaying thrown in for good measure

    although the adventure paths for pathfinder are extremely well written

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    really though, there are a bunch of other good fantasy systems out there if you want a higher focus on RP than rules

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yeah other times people just want a good set of rules to have a fun time rolling some dice and making jokes about goblins.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    but it's all make believe

    there isn't anything there pip

    how this system even an issue you can't tweak

    you are pretending to be a wizard

    wizards can do anything

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The best D&D groups I've played in struck a good balance between having fun within the rules and bending them to allow for a good story.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    never gonna understand d&d

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    never gonna understand d&d

    TLB were you the kid

    when playing cops and robbers as a kid

    insisted you were Robocop

    and the other kids were like "Lil Bastard, you can't be Robocop" and you punched one of em in the nose and were like "Your move, creep."

    tabletop roleplaying games hinge on a social contract. there is the rulebook you all agree to follow, and the game master you all agree is the arbitrator of rules disputes and who will be taking the part of all the characters you don't play.

    you know what stops you from saying "well, I'm a wizard, so, I just snap my fingers and the dragon dies. Also all the girls blow me" ?

    not being an anti-social asshole who ruins the fun of everyone else at the table

    if you can't understand this, something wrong with you in the noodle, son

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    to wit, if you are human monk who takes nothing but improved natural attack as your feats, and you buy monks robes at lvl7, you will do 6d6 dmg per attack (and have 3 with flurry of blows)
    And for that, they now need to spend a limited pool of points on things the 3.5 version had as passive abilities.

    Because to do otherwise would make the monk too good.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    to wit, if you are human monk who takes nothing but improved natural attack as your feats, and you buy monks robes at lvl7, you will do 6d6 dmg per attack (and have 3 with flurry of blows)

    This makes my pants feel funny

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    never gonna understand d&d

    TLB were you the kid

    when playing cops and robbers as a kid

    insisted you were Robocop

    and the other kids were like "Lil Bastard, you can't be Robocop" and you punched one of em in the nose and were like "Your move, creep."

    tabletop roleplaying games hinge on a social contract. there is the rulebook you all agree to follow, and the game master you all agree is the arbitrator of rules disputes and who will be taking the part of all the characters you don't play.

    you know what stops you from saying "well, I'm a wizard, so, I just snap my fingers and the dragon dies. Also all the girls blow me" ?

    not being an anti-social asshole who ruins the fun of everyone else at the table

    if you can't understand this, something wrong with you in the noodle, son

    the robocop thing, yes

    I just ain't understand how you can't tweak the rules

    Nothing's stopping you

    There's nothing there

    There are no barriers

    The D&D police are not going to come and beat you up

    It is just dudes talking and rolling dice

    And pretending to be wizards

    It seems so utterly boring and mundane and to add things you can't change for no good reason other than the rulebook says so

    That is my boggle

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    never gonna understand d&d

    TLB were you the kid

    when playing cops and robbers as a kid

    insisted you were Robocop

    and the other kids were like "Lil Bastard, you can't be Robocop" and you punched one of em in the nose and were like "Your move, creep."

    tabletop roleplaying games hinge on a social contract. there is the rulebook you all agree to follow, and the game master you all agree is the arbitrator of rules disputes and who will be taking the part of all the characters you don't play.

    you know what stops you from saying "well, I'm a wizard, so, I just snap my fingers and the dragon dies. Also all the girls blow me" ?

    not being an anti-social asshole who ruins the fun of everyone else at the table

    if you can't understand this, something wrong with you in the noodle, son

    the robocop thing, yes

    I just ain't understand how you can't tweak the rules

    Nothing's stopping you

    There's nothing there

    There are no barriers

    The D&D police are not going to come and beat you up

    It is just dudes talking and rolling dice

    And pretending to be wizards

    It seems so utterly boring and mundane and to add things you can't change for no good reason other than the rulebook says so

    That is my boggle

    Lots of people do tweak the rules, bro. I don't know where you got the idea that they didn't.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Because people be complaining about a version's ruleset being dumb

    I ain't get that

    Just change them

    Why does there even need to be rules to begin with

    Just a set of guidelines on how things work

    I ain't get how the rules themselves even need to exist

    Roll these dice and maybe kill some orcs

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    then again the whole concept of wanting to play d&d is alien to me

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Because people be complaining about a version's ruleset being dumb

    I ain't get that

    Just change them

    Why does there even need to be rules to begin with

    Just a set of guidelines on how things work

    I ain't get how the rules themselves even need to exist

    Roll these dice and maybe kill some orcs

    Well, rules are pretty hard to come up with, especially if you wanna make the game fair and balanced, but you still want to keep variety among classes and to keep enemies challenging.

    You probably shouldn't worry about it too much, TLB, sicne you're not even interested in the game. Just leave it be.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    to wit, if you are human monk who takes nothing but improved natural attack as your feats, and you buy monks robes at lvl7, you will do 6d6 dmg per attack (and have 3 with flurry of blows)
    And for that, they now need to spend a limited pool of points on things the 3.5 version had as passive abilities.

    Because to do otherwise would make the monk too good.

    uh no

    no not at all

    reread ki pool, because you are wrong

    oh, one of the things you can spend a ki point on? and extra attack

    monks are hilariously broken

    oh also, at certain levels they can take feats without meeting the prereqs

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    did I mention that stunning fist can now be made to do different effects depend on the lvl, not just stun

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    to wit, if you are human monk who takes nothing but improved natural attack as your feats, and you buy monks robes at lvl7, you will do 6d6 dmg per attack (and have 3 with flurry of blows)
    And for that, they now need to spend a limited pool of points on things the 3.5 version had as passive abilities.

    Because to do otherwise would make the monk too good.

    uh no

    no not at all

    reread ki pool, because you are wrong

    oh, one of the things you can spend a ki point on? and extra attack

    monks are hilariously broken

    oh also, at certain levels they can take feats without meeting the prereqs
    Woo, full attacks.

    Best 3E mechanic ever.

    Just standing in one spot and beating the shit out of things.

    Also, I'm pretty sure improved natural attack neither stacks nor applies to unarmed strike.
    Not trying to be mean to you, Pip, but Pathfinder just seems lazily done I can't help but make fun of it. Even if it did some nice things like make Sorcerors interesting.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oops, can't take it till lvl6, my b

    http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/monster-feats/improved-natural-attack

    A monk's unarmed strike is treated as both a manufactured weapon and a natural weapon for the purpose of spells and effects that enhance or improve either manufactured weapons or natural weapons.

    and define lazily done

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh and if full attacks are an issue

    http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/combat-feats/step-up-and-strike-combat

    ain't getting away from me motherfucker

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    oops, can't take it till lvl6, my b

    http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/monster-feats/improved-natural-attack

    A monk's unarmed strike is treated as both a manufactured weapon and a natural weapon for the purpose of spells and effects that enhance or improve either manufactured weapons or natural weapons.

    I know it was a really iffy thing before but
    http://www.d20pfsrd.com/extras/pathfinder-faq#TOC-Improved-Natural-Attack-feat-7-25-1
    Q: Can a monk take Improved Natural Attack to increase his unarmed strike damage?
    A: (James Jacobs/Jason Bulmahn 11/4/09) Jason crunched his numbers and the official errata is this - the Improved Natural Attack feat can not be applied to unarmed strike. We'll be issuing an errata for that feat that adds this sentence to the feat:"Improved Natural Attack can not be applied to unarmed strikes."
    Unarmed strikes ARE still treated as natural weapons for most effects (particularly for the spell magic fang and for amulets of magic fang), but the Improved Natural Attack feat is an exception to that rule. So! There ya go! Official errata! Sorry it took so long to nail it down.[Source]
    and define lazily done
    Leaving aside that a good %75 of it is a repackaged copypasta of the 3.5E SRD (with admittedly pretty nice art).

    They really didn't improve shit. Sure, the skill system got consolidated a good amount (and then had extraneous skills added. Fly, seriously?), Paldins got cool useful stuff, and Sorcerers got moved from being Wizard Jr. to a big boy class. But it didn't fix the shit that mattered, and the stuff that they did "fix" either didn't need them, or made things worse elsewhere. Caster imbalance is worse than it was before, melee combat (when it matters) is still focused around moving as little as possible, Level adjustment. There's still these annoying problems with the core mechanics, like AC not actually mattering past a certain point, the CR system is still useless and retarded, and as nice as "monsters use the same system as players!" sounds, creating encounters on is a fucking chore.

    PiptheFair wrote: »
    oh and if full attacks are an issue

    http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/combat-feats/step-up-and-strike-combat

    ain't getting away from me motherfucker

    woop woop woop woop

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    3.5 is the blurst

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    3.5 is the blurst

    I almost made this post earlier.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I enjoy 3.5 so I think one day may pick up Pathfinder.

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