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It's late, let's all have a poetry contest
MAINER 3.0
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the ducks like eating them
little do they know
i sprinkled arsenic in there
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
duck duck duck duck........
goose
it kind of makes sense if you think about it
their bums are probably water-tight
but I like that you're taking it there
SOME GIRLS WON'T
SOME GIRLS NEED A LOTTA LOVIN AND-AH
SOME GIRLS DON'T
cooked it 450 degrees
marinated it in ranch dressing
I only wish she hadn't mistaken me
when I said "when you get home, let's fuck"
reaching
stroking
he leaned back and let out a moan
Jon Stamos enjoys bestiality
literally melting
i couldn't pull my eyes away
oh god
his scream will haunt me
AHORA ESTAMOS
NACIMOS PARA SER REYES
SOMOS LOS PRINCIPES DEL UNIVERSO
Waves me over on the bus
pedophilia
And one cute naked ladie
I smell bukkake
he was kindly
his eyes glistened with the wisdom of many years
for what it's worth
he could still maintain an erection
i still feel like doing something i've only done once
to be honest
it felt good when i hit that baby
she was soft on my knuckles
yeah but you don't write good poetry so its okay
discrimination and unfairness
injustice, you might say
i saw every line that age had left
and as I hacked into her knees again with the axe
i smiled and thought of the cookies she made me
it was cool
cause she ate it
(aren't you all so happy now)
poetry
blows
asss
weirdos
cocks, dicks, etc.
i guess he probably died
bleak dark soul rain miasma black abyss despair
cut cut cut cut cut
So the other day
I was preparing to jerk
When my roommate shows
He did not notice
As my pants were not yet down
And I hid my bone
Underneath my desk
Plus I don't think he is gay
But you never know.
where's my money?
I don't know why I ask these questions
while I'm drowning you in the toilet
I needed that money
you spent it didn't you
I take solace in the fact that
I didn't flush my taco shits
this is a stupid thread dudes
Don't you fucking judge me
With your fucking judging
Fuck you
instead he cries in his closet
in the dank
he masturbates, sadly
he uses tears for lubrication
pushes down on the minority
crushing
smashing
breaking all will
The minority stands
tall and proud
under pressure
like the greatness they receive
from being who they are
and not who they are told
what a jerk
haiku, but I can't
oh fuck it, fuck those syllables and fuck your goddamn poetry. i'm gonna going to go read horrible slash fanfiction then whack it to pokemon porn till i pass out
fuck you poetry
pushing down on me
pressing down on you
under pressure
that burns a building down
splits a family in two
puts people on streets
more like gay-etry
m i rite?
omfg
man's eternal blight
candanavian
i'll show you my pokemans
let me show you them
danced with the devil in the
pale moonlight? because
MEDITATING
WHAT ARE YOU MEDITATING ABOUT,DUDE
I"M CONNECTING TO THE INTERNET...WITH MY MIND
BEEP BEEP BOOP
CHECK OUT THIS DANCE I DOWNLOADED.
i call this ode to pen
each line is a seperate thought
i think
watching us move our bodies
a silent pervert
kissed her neck
she would have moaned
if her mouth wasn't duct taped
Well,
That's not entirely true
She'd have to be alive too