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It's late, let's all have a poetry contest

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Stormametric poetry makes its return.

    I just Witnessed Epic Movie.
    WHAT THE IMMACULATE
    FUCK
    FUCKER PENIS
    LUSTING
    RECTAL NAVIGATING
    FUCKING FUCK
    EJACULATE
    SLOBBERING
    FUCK CONDOM.

    Dex Dynamo on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Dex Dynamo wrote:
    Stormametric poetry makes its return.

    I just Witnessed Epic Movie.
    WHAT THE IMMACULATE
    FUCK
    FUCKER PENIS
    LUSTING
    RECTAL NAVIGATING
    FUCKING FUCK
    EJACULATE
    SLOBBERING
    FUCK CONDOM.

    So...it was good?

    Drez on
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  • Bizzaro StormyBizzaro Stormy I am Bizzaro Stormy. I am Bizzaro Stormy.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I am Bizzaro Stormy.

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Epic Movie looks stupid and dumb.

    Ubik on
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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It was like having a lung removed.

    While watching a bad movie.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Me and my friends have great, loud, annoying fake laughs.

    We're gonna spend the money to see epic movie and do them as loud as possible at every joke.

    Mine, personally I enjoy it the best, is a loud, slow laugh that devolops into a cackle. It really sounds mad scientistish. By the end of it, it's real, its loud, its got me crying, its annoying.

    It's my theory that it will make the movie just that much better for everyone else watching.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    rum

    & rum

    e & rum

    ke & rum

    oke & rum

    coke & rum

    Gafoto on
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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Filler wrote:
    Me and my friends have great, loud, annoying fake laughs.

    We're gonna spend the money to see epic movie and do them as loud as possible at every joke.

    Mine, personally I enjoy it the best, is a loud, slow laugh that devolops into a cackle. It really sounds mad scientistish. By the end of it, it's real, its loud, its got me crying, its annoying.

    It's my theory that it will make the movie just that much better for everyone else watching.

    my friends and I also do the same. We pulled those laughs out for when Trinity died in the third Matrix. Some douche called back to us "Stop! You're ruining it!" He sounded on the verge of tears.

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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Filler wrote:
    Me and my friends have great, loud, annoying fake laughs.

    We're gonna spend the money to see epic movie and do them as loud as possible at every joke.

    Mine, personally I enjoy it the best, is a loud, slow laugh that devolops into a cackle. It really sounds mad scientistish. By the end of it, it's real, its loud, its got me crying, its annoying.

    It's my theory that it will make the movie just that much better for everyone else watching.

    my friends and I also do the same. We pulled those laughs out for when Trinity died in the third Matrix. Some douche called back to us "Stop! You're ruining it!" He sounded on the verge of tears.

    :lol:

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    This thread is now less of a contest and more of an on-going test of your poetic ability

    quick write a poem about this
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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Even if I find myself watching a BAD (like either of the matrix sequels) movie I hate it when people are retarded and laugh or yell, it doesn't make you cool or witty. All it does is make me want to slam your face into a fucking wall.

    The only time I find its appropriate to be loud is during the previews or credits, but hey, that's just me.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The starlit sky
    lighting mans way
    stumbling
    tripping through the fabric
    of time
    space

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I am Bizzaro Stormy.

    oh my good christ

    i was eating some crackers

    i fucking choked on them

    god i love bizzaro stormy

    Pony on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mmm crackers

    gimme some

    ps I am downloading CoH/CoV free trial

    Raneados on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    where's regular stormy when you need him?

    Sami on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    mmm crackers

    gimme some

    ps I am downloading CoH/CoV free trial

    oh my god raneados yes

    yes

    fuck i should go to bed soon i got D&D tomorrow at like 2

    but man

    argh

    i want to play CoH right now so bad

    i'm sitting here lazily working on my D&D stuff and posting on forums because if I get back on CoH I won't be able to stop

    i just want to get this guy to 50

    i just want to unlock the kheldians

    i want to play a peacebringer so bad

    Pony on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    pony I am not going to play tonight

    I am sleepy

    go to bed dude

    Raneados on
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony you ever play DDO? A lot of people don't like it but I think my experience with PnP D&D made me appreciate it a lot more. If I don't get back into CoV anytime soon it'll be because of DDO.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony you ever play DDO? A lot of people don't like it but I think my experience with PnP D&D made me appreciate it a lot more. If I don't get back into CoV anytime soon it'll be because of DDO.

    i did not like DDO

    it had too many elements of it that seemed pointless

    like the whole diablo-style click to attack thing

    that's retarded

    DDO should've played more like KotOR

    possibly the best adaptation of the d20 system to video games

    (i like it better than NWN f u people)

    Pony on
  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    now i'm all slightly interested in COV.


    but i cant. Already 50% of the way through 69 in wow, unf unf.


    i'll hit 70 tomorrow, get my flying mount, then become devastatingly bored with the game again though probably.

    Zephos on
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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    Pony you ever play DDO? A lot of people don't like it but I think my experience with PnP D&D made me appreciate it a lot more. If I don't get back into CoV anytime soon it'll be because of DDO.

    i did not like DDO

    it had too many elements of it that seemed pointless

    like the whole diablo-style click to attack thing

    that's retarded

    DDO should've played more like KotOR

    possibly the best adaptation of the d20 system to video games

    (i like it better than NWN f u people)

    Well the click to attack thing just makes it so you don't have to have an enemy targetted to hit it. You can hit as many as you can fit into your swing arc at once, which I think is cool. Also, its always been Turbines thing to make it so you can actually dodge attacks. So if someones shooting arrows at you, and you move out of the way of that arrow, it won't curve to you and it won't matter what they rolled. If something doesn't hit you, it doesn't hit you. I like this a lot because it adds another element of still to battle.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i pretty much love CoH/CoV for the RP and being able to make a character that is unique and play with other people like that

    as a system it's nothing special

    and it needs to be more robust, although they are improving that all the time

    however until another game comes along that lets me create my own superhero and play along a team of other dudes all the while trading in character quips between fights and stuff

    well, i think i got the MMO for me.

    Pony on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    pony what server are you on

    Raneados on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    pony what server are you on

    virtue

    the unofficial RP server

    never been officially recognized as such but it's been the acknowledged one since the game came out.

    it's also where the PA supergroups are (which i am a part of on both sides) and where the best playerbase is, in my opinion

    the only downside to Virtue as the unofficial RP server is that there's an aweful lot of idiots fagging up the place with terrible characters that they take very seriously

    but i just ignore them ho hum

    Pony on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm going to come on and fag up the place with a terrible character that i will take very seriously

    Raneados on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    I'm going to come on and fag up the place with a terrible character that i will take very seriously

    noooooooooo

    rane don't be those people

    i see them all the time

    i compulsively read people's backstories since the game gives you a sizable block on your profile to write one in

    most of them are fucking terrible

    every now and again i see a person who's actually got a real good one.

    that's why i read them, to get those gems

    also some of them are hilarious when the characters who were created for comedy

    i ran into a dude named Grape Soda today, who had a detailed account of how he got his superpowers from a can of contaminated grape soda

    but god most of them are so terrible

    they're so cliched and shittily written

    i mean my god if i got a bit of XP every time I read a backstory of a hero, for christ's sake, who's part demon or dragon

    i wouldn't even have to grind

    i'd just sit in atlas park and read backstories of all the new people who come in with shitty characters

    Pony on
  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    thats pretty much what you do in SE++ ran.



    HI-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Zephos on
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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    I'm going to come on and fag up the place with a terrible character that i will take very seriously

    My name is Clouderoth. I have two fathers. The latest advances in mako technology allow two men to have children, and a secret lovers trist turned into... well, me.

    Sami on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'll go to bed now

    Raneados on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    also

    watch out for anyone who has ((Mature RPer)) in their background as a tag.

    these people basically just hang out in the in-game nightclub to pick up people and cyber with them. or they have a terribly emo backstory involving drugs or child abuse

    basically they are people who make the game uncomfortable by totally disregarding the silver age style it's got going and i hate them for it.

    Pony on
  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Lyon
    Heroine of Suikoden V
    Lyon
    The Unrequainted Love for the Prince
    Lyon
    Oh How you fight
    Lyon
    But Now you die
    Lyon
    Saving her with Rune
    Lyon
    Now Married to the Prince
    Lyon
    Here our story concludes

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    fag

    PotU on
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    edited January 2007
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    So after spending about 3.5 hours dl the client and then another 3 hours patching it, I finally was able to create a hero in CoH. I forget what server he's on but he's not on Virtue, I think on Justice, named Mandarak. He's up to level 4 and I'll probably play him a little longer to get the hang of the game, then make a character on Virtue. So far seems like a pretty good game, and like Pony I like the high degree of customization of your hero.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Poetry is bullshit.

    I work hard to sell my short stories. Most of them take at least two weeks to polish and complete. Even then, my sale rate is about 50% - a little less than half of my stories have never been published. Novels take at least a year to create a marketable manuscript, and another year (at least) to end up as hard copy.

    So today I get tagged by an editor putting together an anthology of poems for young adults. I rip off 300 words and give it a once-over, and bang, send it off. It is immediately accepted.

    Some would say this means I'm an awesome poet. In reality, I just put a bunch of crap together about bees and children, and made sure it rhymed.

    Man, fuck poetry.

    OTOH, another publishing credit under my belt. Wahoo.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    The important thing is knowing how to work the system to your advantage.

    Druhim on
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  • BoBaBrainBoBaBrain Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    J. Grant wrote:
    Poetry is bullshit.

    I work hard to sell my short stories. Most of them take at least two weeks to polish and complete. Even then, my sale rate is about 50% - a little less than half of my stories have never been published. Novels take at least a year to create a marketable manuscript, and another year (at least) to end up as hard copy.

    So today I get tagged by an editor putting together an anthology of poems for young adults. I rip off 300 words and give it a once-over, and bang, send it off. It is immediately accepted.

    Some would say this means I'm an awesome poet. In reality, I just put a bunch of crap together about bees and children, and made sure it rhymed.

    Man, fuck poetry.

    OTOH, another publishing credit under my belt. Wahoo.

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    Nicely done, though.

    BoBaBrain on
    Discuss, you chattering homunculi. Discuss!
  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Sakura, Sakura
    Kicking So high
    Sakura, Sakura
    Punching the Guys
    Sakura, Sakura
    Here comes Bison
    Sakura, Sakura
    Now he is dead
    Sakura, Sakura
    Ruling Street Fighter Alpha 3 forever!

    Katchem_ash on
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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sakura, Sakura
    Kicking So high
    Sakura, Sakura
    Punching the Guys
    Sakura, Sakura
    Here comes Bison
    Sakura, Sakura
    Now he is dead
    Sakura, Sakura
    Ruling Street Fighter Alpha 3 forever!
    Do you, Katchem_ash
    Masturbate to Sakura?
    You are one sick fuck.

    <3 on
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