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Alpha? Too much work! Beta for life and lovin' it!
Klyka
DO you have anySPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
DO you have anySPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
The term "alpha male" is sometimes applied to humans to refer to a man who is powerful through his courage and a competitive, goal-driven, "take charge" attitude. With their bold approach and confidence "alpha males" are often described as charismatic. While "alpha males" are often overachievers and recognized for their leadership qualities, their aggressive tactics and competitiveness can also lead to resentment by others.
That above? That's what an "alpha" is. You know these guys,they are usually the ones you don't like much and who bang a lot of sluts. Or probably even the girl you've been in love with for years now!
Anyway,this thread is not about those guys. This thread is about the "beta":
A beta male (often just called a beta) is technically any male who would not be considered one of the alpha males of a group. This term is often used in a derogitory manner, even though it does not always imply inferiority - just that the beta does not have the authority of an alpha in that specific situation.
However, since most beta males are not demanding enough in presence to make true attraction with the woman of their choice happen due to either timidity or supplication, it is often considered a poor choice to stay a beta male when you know (or have available to you) the methods necessary to become more alpha in your behaviors.
A beta is basically the typical human man. So one could say "we" are betas! Is that a bad thing? Well,some want you to believe that,some may even really believe that. Me? I don't. I believe that it's pretty awesome!
You can be lazy,normal,do whatever you want and don't have to care about being some kind of superman to attract the ladies. You just live!
So let's make this an awesome thread. A thread that can show to everyone why it's great to be a beta!
(Alphas can come too,but only if they stay away from our girls!)
My contribution: Being a beta is awesome cause you can sit around playing video games and don't give a damn.
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Are you a shark?
SHUT THE FUCK UP DONT MAKE FUN OF HIM
Shouldn't you be asleep in front of a cave or something
I WILL PLAY THE POKE-FLUTE AND TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU
you deviant
How many women are throwing themselves at your indifference towards them right now?
Who cares?
Smooth
chicks love this shit
the grass is always greener man. being an alpha can't be easy all the time.
I mean, women love me, that's all you need, right?
Depends I think. Do they love you physically or do they show their affection by posting how deep your friendship is on your facebook wall?
The best way to get your dick held is to just walk up and gently place it in a girl's hand.
not entirely true.
Didn't turn out too well for Cowboy Henk.
They might be talking about your actual taste
That's why I said probably, STALE!
You know that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was
Alt post: check out Fry's disco jacket
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I know it's "tough" and all to talk down to women and say that they secretly want to be dominated and not have to do any work, but that would just be some bitter wannabe-Nietzschean bullshit on my part. Whenever I think lowly of myself, I remember that I at least don't have to play misogynist on 4chan, and I pick up a bit.
awww, that's sweet.
Bangin' out
All that ass
Hangin' out
Bikinis, tankinis, martinis
No weenies
Just a king
And a queeny
what is this post
I'm mystified myself.