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FOOTBALL: NFC QBs 0, Giants defense 5

Goose!Goose! That's me, honeyShow me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
edited October 2010 in Social Entropy++
This is a thread about football! No not that pansy dive at the first appearance of contact game they play in Europe. American football. REAL football!

Tonight is Monday Night Football, where the Jets will host the Vikings in a match up of teams that came within a game of the Super Bowl last year. Exciting, isn't it?

Other storylines for this week:

-Randy Moss is back in a Vikings helmet for the first time in years.
-Darelle Revis, Calvin Pace, and Santonio Holmes are all back for the Jets.
-Speaking of Santonio, Favre has been accused by Deadspin of sending unwanted voicemails and lewd picture messages to formr Jets sideline employee and current Versus Daily Line employee Jenn Sterger

I will add pictures and the standings when I get home, posting from my phone.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Favre's dick was like a kid out there. A cockslinger. Just throwin' it up for the vaginas.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Is Favre married? I'm assuming he is.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Favre's dick was like a kid out there. A cockslinger.

    I believe the proper term is Cumslinger.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    Sounds like there is a good chance Rogers misses a game. Good thing I've got Matty Ice on my bench.

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Is it too late for a Favredollarfootlong?

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Jamaal Charles averages more per carry than Matt Cassel does per completion.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    OK not only is Favre married his current wife is a Breast Cancer Survivor.

    Stay classy Brett.

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Isoldae wrote: »
    Is it too late for a Favredollarfootlong?

    Only if you're a NYJ sideline employee.

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    OK not only is Favre married his current wife is a Breast Cancer Survivor.

    Stay classy Brett.

    The side by side pics of the chick he was supposedly giving dicktation to and his wife are amazing. They look very much alike.

    Edit:
    Deanna%20Sterger.JPG

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Is the lack of an immediate denial from the Favre camp a good indictation of his guilt?

    If he has came out and denied it, nevermind.

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    OK not only is Favre married his current wife is a Breast Cancer Survivor.

    Stay classy Brett.

    The side by side pics of the chick he was supposedly giving dicktation to and his wife are amazing. They look very much alike.

    Edit:
    Deanna%20Sterger.JPG

    I came here to post this same photo. Good work, sir.

    Clearly, he has a type. And that type, looks a lot like his daughter - pictured here next to Deanna.

    brett-favre-daughter-brittany2_display_image.jpg?1270577430


    This shit gets creepier and creepier.

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  • thedude_frombaywatchthedude_frombaywatch Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I just can't believe his wife would face palm her husband. I still remember thinking what kind of bitch would do that to her husband. My perfect wife would never obviously.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    It's not necessarily wrong that he was hitting on or flirting with another woman. Even just cheating on his wife with another woman would be a personal thing between them, and really only have an effect on their marriage.

    Using a Jets employee to contact someone in the media who handles NFL related stories to broker a 'hookup' that also include photos of your peener is just fucked up. It's also pretty high school for an adult who is a highly recognizable professional athlete with an image to maintain and a married man.

    EDIT: He really was like a kid out there. Tossing up some random pass hoping to be the hero 80% of the time, and just saying fuck it when the cock pictures ended up intercepted by the media.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    yeah the organizational stuff involved is really what makes it fucked up and a major news story

    and also what makes the people who think this was leaked by the jets to give them an advantage on mnf stupid, because if true they are probably going to see major sanctions considering they just had the sexual harrassment thing

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    sending dick pictures to someone isn't really the worst crime.

    I mean ray lewis only got suspended for a few games and half of miami are criminals.

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I don't care how many games Favre gets suspended for as long as it's at least 1.

    End the streak on that.

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Favre's Dick Officially Ends Streak

    That is a good newspaper headline.

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  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I guess it makes it a major story, but I'm just not that surprised with someone in a professional sports organization doing this kind of shit on behalf of the talent.

    Gotta keep the stars happy, amirite?

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  • simosimo Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    mcp wrote: »
    Jamaal Charles averages more per carry than Matt Cassel does per completion.

    more than his yards per pass attempt, not completion

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  • JordanthehuttJordanthehutt Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Can we make this thread the Jenn Sterger appreciation station?
    I mean (NSFW waters ahead):
    Jenn-Sterger-Jets.jpg

    Also there's:
    jenn_sterger_7.jpg

    And finally:
    sterger_4.jpg

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    If you want this thread to get locked.

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  • JordanthehuttJordanthehutt Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    :( Well I will let that stand as a bastion of reasoning for brett favre's retarded behavior.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    simo wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    Jamaal Charles averages more per carry than Matt Cassel does per completion.

    more than his yards per pass attempt, not completion
    Ah.

    At any rate, Cassel sucks.

    They should give Brodie a shot behind the improved o-line and see if he can stay healthy.

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    mcp wrote: »
    Jamaal Charles averages more per carry than Matt Cassel does per completion.

    That is where our salary cap has gone too. 60 million. Ugh. Him and Bowe need to just go for a long walk and never come back.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    there is no cap right now

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Stay classy, Jenn Sterger.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    LTM wrote: »
    Stay classy, Jenn Sterger.

    ....what did she do?

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    brett-favre-daughter-brittany2_display_image.jpg?1270577430


    This shit gets creepier and creepier.

    That's not Favre's daughter, that's Deanna's sister Kristy. His daughter doesn't really look like Deanna.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    LTM wrote: »
    Stay classy, Jenn Sterger.

    Besides being a good looking woman that works around the NFL, what did she do?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    god, i miss when they'd have Jacked Up on sportscenter/monday night countdown. dumb concussions

    also, best hit of yesterday:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6TiUhTnRtc

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    LTM wrote: »
    Stay classy, Jenn Sterger.

    Besides being a good looking woman that works around the NFL, what did she do?
    Damn succubus.

    Temping Favre like that.

    Bitches need to learn their place.

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Shim, I was misled by photo tags on the internet. Okay, so I wasn't able to bend the Favre-story into a suggestion of incest, but I tried dammit.

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  • TheFid2TheFid2 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hey, anyone who wants to witness an honest-to-god murder broadcast on live TV, check out Colt McCoy starting against the Steelers this week :(

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mike Carey is 61? Holy shit. I hope I look that good at 61.

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    According to some dudes on sportscenter; Favre was crying when he apologized to his team for his actions today.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    While I think it's certainly possible and even likely that Favre did what he's accused of, there's certainly lots of weird shit in this case:
    Sterger's manager continues to insist that Sterger didn't provide the information to Deadspin, and ESPN reports that a Deadspin editor has acknowledged "it paid a third party for the material and acknowledged it's possible the man who sent the voice mails and photos may not be Favre."

    A third party? The editor at Deadspin sure talks like he's been talking directly to Sterger about this. But this makes me raise an eyebrow.
    Meanwhile, ESPN's Chris Mortensen reports that Sterger hasn't decided whether she will cooperate with the NFL's investigation into the matter, which Mortensen interprets as very good news for Favre.

    "If she doesn't cooperate," Mortensen reported, "it's very unlikely that Favre would be disciplined."

    The noncooperation with the NFL combined with the denial of talking to Deadspin is certainly confusing. And then the report that a lawyer told one of the massage therapists that she had no case for sexual harassment because she's a contractor? Where do you find a lawyer that stupid?

    Plus being in the NFL for so long with no previous offenses like this. So is there something in the Jets organization not properly aimed at preventing this or even subtly encouraging it? Or had he done it for years in Green Bay too but no one said anything because he was still "Lord Favre" then?

    That said, Favre still hasn't denied it and reportedly broke down crying while apologizing to his teammates earlier.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Jasconius wrote: »
    Mike Carey is 61? Holy shit. I hope I look that good at 61.

    I KNOW. I saw that clip on I think SoundFX the other day? I couldn't fucking believe it, I had to go check his wikipedia page.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    deadspin had made a post about this a while back when they did talk to sterger, but she refused to give the evidence so nothing came of it

    i dunno how they got it this time though

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    If Favre didn't do it then I'm pretty sure he'd be denying it like mad.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    Jasconius wrote: »
    Mike Carey is 61? Holy shit. I hope I look that good at 61.

    I hope I look that good when I'm 40.

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