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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    And Arivia, my girlfriend has some crazy heels. She has these platform ones that have to add 8 inches to her height.

    Mori is what, 5'5"? I'm 6'0"-6'2", don't really know. THEN add heels.

    When your SO is that much shorter than your, you are contractually obligated to use them as an arm/head rest.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    And Arivia, my girlfriend has some crazy heels. She has these platform ones that have to add 8 inches to her height.

    Mori is what, 5'5"? I'm 6'0"-6'2", don't really know. THEN add heels.

    sounds like me and my old girlfriend, but cut about two inches from each person

    i am 5'3" and she was like 5'10"

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    5'7'' :x

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Eh, I severely doubt balance issues will carry through that prominently. Nothing wrong with denies either

    The balance issues will carry through if they don't change the core mechanics, which they aren't. Without ability power casters don't scale late game, they simply cannot mechanically. As long as strength gives health and damage to strength based heroes, they will get huge late game. The imbalance is built into the games core mechanics.

    Denies simply slow the game down and make things boring, imo. But, I can see how that is opinion.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Mori is shorter than me

    and I will be wearing the heels

    this will be interesting

    Senior year of high school

    my date (girlfriend at the time) was six inches taller than me

    and she wore heels

    guess where my face was?

    wasn't that bad, actually

    I don't mind being the short one, I just hate listening to girlfriends say "I prefer taller men."

    WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT WHILE WE ARE DATING

    Honestly, I used to worry about height. Then I met you, and you're awesome and fantastic enough to make up for any issues I once had. You are the best <3

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Eh, I severely doubt balance issues will carry through that prominently. Nothing wrong with denies either

    The balance issues will carry through if they don't change the core mechanics, which they aren't. Without ability power casters don't scale late game, they simply cannot mechanically. As long as strength gives health and damage to strength based heroes, they will get huge late game. The imbalance is built into the games core mechanics.

    Denies simply slow the game down and make things boring, imo. But, I can see how that is opinion.

    Listen, it's one article and it's about an announcement. Plus 'mechanics' is totally vague.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    5'7'' :x

    She thinks you're a midget, Moriarty. Don't take that shit.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    5'7'' :x

    Sorr-ee I couldn't quite remember. <3

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm 6'0", give or take, and I'm pretty happy with that

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm 5'8" and one of my exes was 5'0"

    There weren't any problems.

    Well, there was one problem with a certain sexual position that we couldn't pull off very well when we tried, but that's not a really big deal.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    5'7'' :x

    Sorr-ee I couldn't quite remember. <3

    It's too late! Now I'm going to shoot blood out of my mouth!

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hey, the new champion's design was modified and isn't absolutely terrible now. GJ Riot?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Eh, I severely doubt balance issues will carry through that prominently. Nothing wrong with denies either

    The balance issues will carry through if they don't change the core mechanics, which they aren't. Without ability power casters don't scale late game, they simply cannot mechanically. As long as strength gives health and damage to strength based heroes, they will get huge late game. The imbalance is built into the games core mechanics.

    Denies simply slow the game down and make things boring, imo. But, I can see how that is opinion.

    Listen, it's one article and it's about an announcement. Plus 'mechanics' is totally vague.

    "Valve's approach to Dota 2 is unusual in that the gameplay itself is remaining almost entirely untouched. "Our first reaction is to assume that [design elements are] there for a reason," project lead Erik Johnson explains. "IceFrog is one of the smartest designers we've ever met. He's made so many good decisions over the years in building the product. He virtually never makes a decision that doesn't have some reasoning behind it and a way to pick apart the logic behind it." This approach means that Dota 2 basically is DotA-Allstars with new technology.

    DotA-Allstars' roster of 100+ heroes is being brought over in its entirety. The single map games take place on is functionally identical to the one that you can download for free today in the Warcraft III mod. Items, skills, and upgrade paths are unchanged. Some hero skills work slightly better due to being freed from the now-ancient Warcraft III engine, but Dota 2 will be instantly familiar to any DotA player...

    The bulk of innovation in Dota 2, however, is ancillary to the gameplay itself."

    You are right. Totally vague.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'm 6'0", give or take, and I'm pretty happy with that

    I should fucking hope so.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    I'm 5'8" and one of my exes was 5'0"

    There weren't any problems.

    Well, there was one problem with a certain sexual position that we couldn't pull off very well when we tried, but that's not a really big deal.

    The position was missionary right? you kept fucking her belly button?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hey, the new champion's design was modified and isn't absolutely terrible now. GJ Riot?

    Link?

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Huh, you are actually excited about DotA with a new coat of paint? I'm surprised, Zombie.

    Why is that?

    Seems like a step backwards from LoL mechanically to me. A carbon copy of DotA brings with it all the bad design decisions, hero imbalances, etc. To me, at least.

    They wouldn't bother picking it up if they won't do anything with it.

    Didn't the article pretty much flat out state that they were not changing any mechanics over and bringing over the entire existing roster as is, only changing powers when not being constrained by the war3 engine made it function less buggily?

    ...Which is really the only problem with it right now?

    Well if you like denies, casters that don't scale, poor itemization and general imbalance then, well, sure.

    Wait, LoL doesn't have denies? Didn't know that, I always assumed it was concerned an important part of the game.

    EDIT: Considered... no more typing in chat while reading things on my other screen and listening to embarassing co-worker childhood stories.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'm 6'0", give or take, and I'm pretty happy with that

    I would like to lose an inch or two, but not too much that it would drop me out of possible supermodel status.

    Also there's nothing wrong with being cruel and sadistic (it's fun and awesome) as long as you realize it doesn't mean you can't be loving and caring too.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Mori is shorter than me

    and I will be wearing the heels

    this will be interesting

    Just don't yell at him for staring at your breasts all of the time if they are at eye level for him.

    hee

    yelling is so passe

    why yell when you can slap or spank?

    besides, if he's standing unhindered I'm doing something wrong

    The voice can inspire as much terror as the hand or crop.
    Mori is what, 5'5"? I'm 6'0"-6'2", don't really know. THEN add heels.

    I'm 6'3" and my girlfriend is 5'2". I have in the past worn heels. I make an ugly female but you'd be amazed at how few people will say that when you're effectively 6'9".

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hey, the new champion's design was modified and isn't absolutely terrible now. GJ Riot?

    Her skills look sweet, actually

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I am unhappy being 5'10". I require at least two more inches.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    It's really annoying that MovieMaker doesn't recognize .mp4 files.

    I have to convert each of these damn clips in some other program before I can even start editing.

    Stupid moviemaker....

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Wait, LoL doesn't have denies? Didn't know that, I always assumed it was concerned an important part of the game.

    Yup, denies are gone. Last hits are still around. There is no way to keep the enemy team from getting money from tower kills, and the only way to keep them from getting the money is to keep them from last hitting.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    The voice can inspire as much terror as the hand or crop.

    trufax

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    I'm 6'3" and my girlfriend is 5'2". I have in the past worn heels. I make an ugly female but you'd be amazed at how few people will say that when you're effectively 6'9".

    A tall dude in heels is no threat, I mean you're super vulnerable. Like an AT AT walker.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I am unhappy being 5'10". I require at least two more inches.

    Hey, I'm 5'8". So I'm two inches behind you. Don't complain!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I am unhappy being 5'10". I require at least two more inches.

    That's what she said.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hey, the new champion's design was modified and isn't absolutely terrible now. GJ Riot?

    Link?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Also, to be clear, denies are considered an important mechanic in DotA in the way that if your opponent denies and you do not you will pretty much lose every single game you play.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    desc wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I am unhappy being 5'10". I require at least two more inches.

    Hey, I'm 5'8". So I'm two inches behind you. Don't complain!

    I am going to complain.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    desc wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I am unhappy being 5'10". I require at least two more inches.

    Hey, I'm 5'8". So I'm two inches behind you. Don't complain!
    Well move two inches closer and he'll get what he wants.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    desc wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I am unhappy being 5'10". I require at least two more inches.

    Hey, I'm 5'8". So I'm two inches behind you. Don't complain!

    *A-HEM*

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hey, the new champion's design was modified and isn't absolutely terrible now. GJ Riot?

    Link?

    Oh, see, by design I thought he meant art. She still looks horrid.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    I'm 6'3" and my girlfriend is 5'2". I have in the past worn heels. I make an ugly female but you'd be amazed at how few people will say that when you're effectively 6'9".

    A tall dude in heels is no threat, I mean you're super vulnerable. Like an AT AT walker.

    I was on watch for Mark Hamil and I would have punched first.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hey, the new champion's design was modified and isn't absolutely terrible now. GJ Riot?

    Link?

    Oh, see, by design I thought he meant art. She still looks horrid.

    I think she looks cool, or at least on par with everyone else

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'm 6'0", give or take, and I'm pretty happy with that

    I should fucking hope so.

    My dad keeps calling me short, though

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    I'm 6'3" and my girlfriend is 5'2". I have in the past worn heels. I make an ugly female but you'd be amazed at how few people will say that when you're effectively 6'9".

    A tall dude in heels is no threat, I mean you're super vulnerable. Like an AT AT walker.

    I was on watch for Mark Hamil and I would have punched first.

    I'd shake that mans hand, if only because he's my favorite joker and Luke was a huge part of my childhood.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I felt bad for the girl that was like 5'2" at the fencing tournament this weekend.

    I mean, she didn't do awful but every fight the odds are basically stacked against her.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hey, the new champion's design was modified and isn't absolutely terrible now. GJ Riot?

    Link?

    Oh, see, by design I thought he meant art. She still looks horrid.

    oh man who is that pretty lady with the pink swords, I want to play her

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I felt bad for the girl that was like 5'2" at the fencing tournament this weekend.

    I mean, she didn't do awful but every fight the odds are basically stacked against her.

    Well yeah she's a woman.

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