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The Snooty Webcomics Thread

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Oh man, I love the Meek so much. I've got to buy that first issue soon.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    i always find it shocking that after like, eating pizza with a napkin, i see the grease on it and it's like
    i ate that grease
    that pizza had like 50x the grease on this napkin

    if you blot the pizza with a napkin first

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Why would you do that?

    All that delicious, delicious greaaaasssssseeee

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User
    edited October 2010
    yeah but I don't want to be "napkin blotter" guy

    what could be a worse fate than that

    napkin blotter guy

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User
    edited October 2010
    thats one step away from "washes hands in a public restroom guy" and "eats healthy food guy"

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    GeoMitch knows what's up

    Wait

    Wait, you don't wash your hands after using the restroom?

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User
    edited October 2010
    yes I do

    but actually I shouldn't

    if it's an auto flush toilet, all you'd be touching is your dick, which I keep very clean, so uh

    maybe I should stop so I don't get sink germs on me

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    the worse fate is being your fat neck

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    what the hell is going on in that cthulhu baby comic

    I swear to god its like the story keeps getting posted out of order or keeps repeating itself, didn't they already fight it and escape or something

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    GeoMitch do you wipe your groin off with a sanitized napkin multiple times a day.

    Because there are particles and shit floating around. You're filthy even if you're just touching your so-called clean dick. Wash your damn hands.

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  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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  • MizuumiMizuumi Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    GeoMitch do you wipe your groin off with a sanitized napkin multiple times a day.

    Because there are particles and shit floating around. You're filthy even if you're just touching your so-called clean dick. Wash your damn hands.

    if you're gonna be like THAT, there are particles and shit floating around on the soap dispensers, the paper towels, the doorknobs, the air, etc. etc.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    the air you breathe is full of poop

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  • MizuumiMizuumi Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    why is the chick with the boobs in that comic always so goddamn happy about everything

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  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'd be happy all the time if I looked like that.

    Edit: On second thought, I forgot how cartoons don't translate very well to real life.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    There would likely be a higher concentration of gross particles hanging around your dick but yes there are gross particles everywhere and you cannot escape them until you die.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I hate that that comic appears to take place a few feet away from a blazing sunset at all times.

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  • MizuumiMizuumi Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    the air you breathe is full of poop

    that guy in the stall next to you

    he farts

    you smell it

    particles of his aerosolized poop are in your nostrils

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  • MizuumiMizuumi Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    I'd be happy all the time if I looked like that.

    Edit: On second thought, I forgot how cartoons don't translate very well to real life.

    lower back problems, gastrointestinal tract issues, neck snapping under weight of head, etc. etc.

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  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I kinda like that one.

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  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    yeah but I don't want to be "napkin blotter" guy

    what could be a worse fate than that

    napkin blotter guy

    I blotted the disgusting terrible pizza my college cafeteria used to serve once. The girl across the table from me was like, "If even the girls aren't blotting it..."

    I've never recovered from the shame.

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    bowen wrote: »
    The bacteria in your poop exist everywhere.
  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    gee I wonder if that artist draws herself more attractive than she actually is

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    the face in the last panel looks kinda like how women in B:TAS are drawn so free pass as far as I'm concerned

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  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    SabreMau wrote: »
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    I would actually kind of like it if a girl did this to me.

    But maybe only if I were already into her, which I guess makes the whole thing moot.

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    bowen wrote: »
    The bacteria in your poop exist everywhere.
  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited October 2010
    the face in the last panel looks kinda like how women in B:TAS are drawn so free pass as far as I'm concerned

    let's just say it's Roxy Rocket's college days or something

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  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    gee I wonder if that artist draws herself more attractive than she actually is

    She changed her hair color since then, if her wedding video she posted is still accurate.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    good grief Sabre

    also holy crap, she had Jim Balent at her wedding

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  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    good grief Sabre

    also holy crap, she had Jim Balent at her wedding

    That's who she married.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    this just gets better and better

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  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    is

    is that a tattoo of the Little Mermaid

    and of the girl from Nightmare Before Christmas

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holly_Golightly_(comic-book_artist)
    Golightly's list of work ranges from Nightmare Theatre (for Chaos! Comics) to Sabrina (for Archie Comics) to her creator-owned work like Vampfire and School Bites.

    She also is the colorist for Jim Balent's Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose as well as the model for Tarot herself. She has frequently been shown on the photo covers dressed as Tarot and as Catress from the 3 Little Kittens comics. She is the model for the official Tarot photo calendar.

    She has expanded into pin-ups/modeling with her husband Jim Balent doing the photography and has her own pin-up calendar. She designed and maintains both of their official websites. She designs many of the T-shirts and apparel that the site offers as well as contributes art for various businesses and people, like NewWitch magazine and Thomas Dolby.

    Holly and former Catwoman artist, husband Jim Balent together run the comic book company BroadSword Comics, known for its comic Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose.

    I am learning way too much about Jim Balent's life here

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  • maximumzeromaximumzero I...wait, what? New Orleans, LARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    is

    is that a tattoo of the Little Mermaid

    I also see Sally (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

    I also swear that's Beat from the Mega Man series.
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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    is

    is that a tattoo of the Little Mermaid

    I also see Sally (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

    I also swear that's Beat from the Mega Man series.
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    oh my god it is

    she has a tattoo of the little obnoxious fucking bird from Mega Man

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  • maximumzeromaximumzero I...wait, what? New Orleans, LARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Lol, a zoom-in actually shows it's stitch.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    thematically that would make more sense I suppose

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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  • MizuumiMizuumi Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Gaslight wrote: »
    SabreMau wrote: »

    I would actually kind of like it if a girl did this to me.

    But maybe only if I were already into her, which I guess makes the whole thing moot.

    gaslight enjoys having his dick freezing cold

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