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Uncomfortable Questions for our Upcoming Dystopian future

RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
edited October 2010 in Social Entropy++
So since the whole world is gunna be all Blade Runner in 2019, with flying cars and umbrellas made out of florescent lights and computers that are voice activated and can enhance pictures like crazy, I figure it's time to start asking the hard-hitting questions we've all been avoiding for far too long that will need to be addressed once we're living in hoverboardland. ladies and gentlemen, esteemed peers of Internetland, I present you with the first of these crucial queries:

is it gay to bone your clone?

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    merely masturbation

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    gay as hell

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    A-duh


    Also: HOLY FUCK, THE US ARMY IS TESTING PIPBOYS!

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I wouldn't bone my clone, but I would have many unawkward devil's threesomes

    oh also we got those umbrellas now

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    but is it okay to have sex with realistic robot children

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  • deadlyrhetoricdeadlyrhetoric "We could be two straight lines in a crooked world."__BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    merely masturbation

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I wouldn't fuck me, but I'd probably fuck somebody else's clone

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Also, if you marry your wife's clone is it polygamy?

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I mean, twins are essentially clones right?

    So boning your clone is not only gay its incestuous.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    But what if you bone a clone of your girlfriend? Like, that ain't cheatin', is it?

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    But what if you bone a clone of your girlfriend? Like, that ain't cheatin', is it?

    Ask Scott Summers

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i think i speak for everyone when i say that's totally hot.

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  • deadlyrhetoricdeadlyrhetoric "We could be two straight lines in a crooked world."__BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    I mean, twins are essentially clones right?

    So boning your clone is not only gay its incestuous.

    Ah, yes. My favorite combination. Almost as good as cocaine and sweat.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    rank did you see that underwater survival game where a shark can tear all your limbs off then your corpse gets fucked by a bunch of other sharks

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mysst wrote: »
    I wouldn't bone my clone, but I would have many unawkward devil's threesomes

    oh also we got those umbrellas now

    Where can I get me one of those brellas

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i cant wait for time travel to be invented so i can be my own great great great great great great great greatgrandfather

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Ask Scott Summers
    He would say "I'm stupid and lame, but because I'm an embodiment of the nerd authors I get to bang all the hot chicks." and I'll say "god damn it."

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    A-duh


    Also: HOLY FUCK, THE US ARMY IS TESTING PIPBOYS!

    my ex works for the military as a graphic designer and concept artist. he worked on the concepts for these, in fact, and i can tell you that the original idea was a flexi-screen that pulled out like those leashes that snap back into the container. the problem though was that you would have to hold it up. so it didn't start OFF so pip-boyish, but this is definitely a massive improvement on the concept i got to see in 2005.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    mully wrote: »
    my ex works for the military as a graphic designer and concept artist. he worked on the concepts for these, in fact, and i can tell you that the original idea was a flexi-screen that pulled out like those leashes that snap back into the container. the problem though was that you would have to hold it up. so it didn't start OFF so pip-boyish, but this is definitely a massive improvement on the concept i got to see in 2005.
    PIPboys

    Okay... we're going to fucking have pipboys

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Just get myself and ten clones of me all wearing those pipboys and starting our own street-gang.

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    with no moral guidance I will end up with a harem of robot children

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i would love a mini pipboy. that would be pretty stellar.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Isn't 2011 when all the shit is going down and magic comes back in this world? Or has shadowrun been lying to me this whole time? I'm ready to be a street ninja

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    Just get myself and ten clones of me all wearing those pipboys and starting our own street-gang.

    TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

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  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    when I think of the future I think ecological disasters and corporate feudalism

    so pretty much like now then but worse.

    Berk on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    Isn't 2011 when all the shit is going down and magic comes back in this world? Or has shadowrun been lying to me this whole time? I'm ready to be a street ninja
    Are you really prepared? Truly?!

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    mully wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Just get myself and ten clones of me all wearing those pipboys and starting our own street-gang.

    TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

    yessssss

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  • WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    rank did you see that underwater survival game where a shark can tear all your limbs off then your corpse gets fucked by a bunch of other sharks

    I already forgot the name of this but I saw a trailer and it looked totally sweet. Left 4 Sharks is a brilliant idea.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Berk wrote: »
    when I think of the future I think ecological disasters and corporate feudalism

    so pretty much like now then but worse.
    Way to be a fucking buzzkill, captain buzzkill.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    jesus berk you're such a downer

    when i think of the future i think ... well, i usually only think about a year ahead. it's less depressing that way. but in that case, i see more backpacking! more art! what a wonderful future!

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm still waiting on the human animal hybrids that President Bush mentioned, personally.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Isn't 2011 when all the shit is going down and magic comes back in this world? Or has shadowrun been lying to me this whole time? I'm ready to be a street ninja
    Are you really prepared? Truly?!
    Shit yes. Gimme some of that sweet renraku cyberware plz

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Taco Bell was the only survivor of the Franchise Wars, so now all restaurants are Taco Bell.

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I wouldn't bone my clone, but I would have many unawkward devil's threesomes

    oh also we got those umbrellas now

    Where can I get me one of those brellas

    Here

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    Shit yes. Gimme some of that sweet renraku cyberware plz
    They can only be implanted anally. I hope this isn't a problem.

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  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I guess you could potentially get to use a pillaged army pipboy to let you know how much radiation you're getting from eating the last vestiges of your best friends caracass as you starve so its not all bad.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Berk wrote: »
    I guess you could potentially get to use a pillaged army pipboy to let you know how much radiation you're getting from eating the last vestiges of your best friends caracass as you starve so its not all bad.

    TUNNEL DUCKS RULE

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    And then you get a CRITICAL FERT and a guy's head just floats across the room and gets stuck in some level geometry

    The future is a strange and terrifying place

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    On the plus side, you don't have to worry about a mortgage.

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    If the Shadowrun thing happens and I don't mutate into a Dwarf I'm gonna be SO MAD

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