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[Mass Effect] Badass Transvestism

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Orca wrote: »
    Curly, listen carefully. I need you to mod ME2 so we can use the Mako's cannon as an assault rifle.

    Chop chop, I'm waiting.

    you can already have the assault rifles in ME2 shoot cain shots iirc

    not the same, boy

    Dox the PI on
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    is it possible to make a cain explosion every time Shepard punches/headbutts/elbows?

    -Tal on
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    4. Humans

    - Fourth largest empire? Unlikely due to the edge other races have over them, but apparently humans breed and colonize at far faster rate then anyone since the Krogans, so it's possible. Doubtful that we are fourth in population - first colonization wave planets like Eden Prime and Bekestein still haven't hit five million while some elcor worlds are over 200 million in population. Possible that humans have more planets then others aside from the top three, so that might make up for the difference.
    depends on if you're including earth I guess

    ME earth is crazy overpopulated

    a population of 200 million is probably like, future New York

    there's just not much of a colonial toehold yet (after what, fifty years?)

    Elendil on
  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    -Tal wrote: »
    is it possible to make a cain explosion every time Shepard punches/headbutts/elbows?

    How can you make Vangods even more godly? By doing this.

    Orca on
  • DarkCrawlerDarkCrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    4. Humans

    - Fourth largest empire? Unlikely due to the edge other races have over them, but apparently humans breed and colonize at far faster rate then anyone since the Krogans, so it's possible. Doubtful that we are fourth in population - first colonization wave planets like Eden Prime and Bekestein still haven't hit five million while some elcor worlds are over 200 million in population. Possible that humans have more planets then others aside from the top three, so that might make up for the difference.
    depends on if you're including earth I guess

    ME earth is crazy overpopulated

    a population of 200 million is probably like, future New York

    there's just not much of a colonial toehold yet (after what, fifty years?)

    True. Elcor home world might not be as populated since they were uplifted by the Asari, not by Prothean discoveries. They had barely entered space age if I remember it right. Earth has almost twelve billion people.

    DarkCrawler on
  • SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Shrieve wrote: »
    0. Humans

    - Fourth largest empire? Unlikely due to the edge other races have over them, but apparently humans breed and colonize at far faster rate then anyone since the Krogans, so it's possible. Doubtful that we are fourth in population - first colonization wave planets like Eden Prime and Bekestein still haven't hit five million while some elcor worlds are over 200 million in population. Possible that humans have more planets then others aside from the top three, so that might make up for the difference. On the other hand, if you look at the citadel races minus the council, they all seem to have physical difficulties that mean that not as many worlds are fitting for them.

    - Have to have a large economy, considering that we can take the financial burdens that Council races have to give. Very innovative and dynamic. Still under elcor though.

    - Crazy intimidating due to the fast rise. Sometimes a pro, sometimes a con.

    - Fourth largest military, a "sleeping giant" due to it's potential. Again can meet the burden, military in this case, that is expected out of the Council Races.

    - Commander Shepard

    Fixed. At this point I could see Shepard taking on a fleet by herself; throw on a suit, float out and start manhandling a Dreadnought to start picking off ships with that main gun.

    Only if Bioware goes that way.

    Which they might. 8-) They might also kill Shepard off again in five minutes. :?

    Synthesis on
  • DraperDraper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Basil wrote: »
    Shepard is Asterix.

    Grunt is Obelix.

    Tali is Dogmatix.

    The reapers are the roman army.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O92m-yy4gGk

    Draper on
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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    "Commander Shepard! It's been two years. The reapers -"

    "Yeah, yeah, It's not like I haven't been resurrected before. Now where's Cerberus?"

    -Tal on
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  • DraperDraper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    I went all the way up to the presidium for this, why should I give it to a random Krogan?

    I'll pay you a lot for it.

    Oh, alright.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PjTuSQNLI4&feature=related

    Draper on
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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    guys

    guys

    the hat's here
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    curly haired boy on
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  • Feels Good ManFeels Good Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    that's fucking slick. it's nerdy, and innocuous, and only those who are nerdy would also get it, my taste in clothing



    I say this as a person who rocks the N7 hoodie

    Feels Good Man on
  • SoulGateSoulGate Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    guys

    guys

    the hat's here
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    Curly, that thing is beautiful. Money well spent I'd say.

    I want one. :( Hey, what kind of strap you got in the back? Buckle, tab, or velcro (ugh)?

    SoulGate on
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  • SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Whilst wearing it, you'll have to resist the urge to run at people, head first.

    Synthesis on
  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SoulGate wrote: »
    guys

    guys

    the hat's here
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    Curly, that thing is beautiful. Money well spent I'd say.

    I want one. :( Hey, what kind of strap you got in the back? Buckle, tab, or velcro (ugh)?

    it's a kind of silver buckle/tab affair. no velcro or stretch caps for me. :P only classy straps for a classy hat.

    curly haired boy on
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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I say this as a person who rocks the N7 hoodie

    If it didn't cost like $60 plus what I assume to be "Boy, you got a purty mouf" in shipping and handling, I would so snag one of those hoodies.

    I will likely be finally buying my Aperture Science mug and a shirt or two from Valve, maybe I can aim for the hoody next year, especially if I can get some friends in on the purchase.

    Forar on
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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Curly, you are truly the hero of Mass Effect thread

    Dox the PI on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    that's a fine, beefy arm too

    a vanguard's arm

    i trust the elbow still has dustings of powdered jaw bone covering it

    Nuzak on
  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    At first I thought his forearm was his neck.

    And I was all

    woah

    Basil on
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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    guys

    guys

    the hat's here
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    Curly, I hope you charge to work now and don't just drive. Because the man that wears that hat must fully live the Vanguard lifestyle.

    Orca on
  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Orca wrote: »
    guys

    guys

    the hat's here
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    Curly, I hope you charge to work now and don't just drive. Because the man that wears that hat must fully live the Vanguard lifestyle.

    i'd charge directly to where i need to be, but for some reason, i "can't get a lock" :P

    curly haired boy on
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  • MindstormMindstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Damn guys, careful not to approach nerdy critical mass in here.

    Definitely a sweet hat. :D

    Mindstorm on
  • XagarXagar Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Cool hat bro.
    I'm sorry!

    Xagar on
  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Orca wrote: »
    guys

    guys

    the hat's here
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    Curly, I hope you charge to work now and don't just drive. Because the man that wears that hat must fully live the Vanguard lifestyle.

    i'd charge directly to where i need to be, but for some reason, i "can't get a lock" :P

    Work must be across a level boundary. :(

    Orca on
  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    guys

    guys

    the hat's here
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    My god, it's full of stars...

    manwiththemachinegun on
  • KasanagiKasanagi Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    So I finally got around to getting the Kasumi DLC and LOTSB. Kasumi's stuff was... eh. Not bad, not great though, about on par with zaeed's stuff IMO.

    LOTSB was great, but...
    I kept beating myself up for choosing a romantic interest in ME2 the entire mission. Especially when she snapped at me about it. I wanted to stick my krogun in my own mouth and pull the trigger :(

    The ending left me feeling like everything was gonna be OK, but I can't help feeling it would've been MORE OK if I hadn't chosen one of the ME2 harlots over my dear Liara.

    Kasanagi on
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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ...Meh, I would have left that chick too. She was crazy. A lot saner in LotSB, I think when she said she had to "prepare" for the mission, she meant take her meds.

    Dragkonias on
  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    ...Meh, I would have left that chick too. She was crazy. A lot saner in LotSB, I think when she said she had to "prepare" for the mission, she meant take her meds.

    And put on her makeup.

    And change to evening wear.

    Orca on
  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Dammit, me2 just crashed during the biotic shield part of the suicide mission.

    Also, even though I've read this thread, and I know exactly how to keep everyone alive, damn this is intense. Seriously, bioware has all my love. All of it.

    Lalabox on
  • Katsuhiro 1139Katsuhiro 1139 Dublin, IrelandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Basil wrote: »
    At first I thought his forearm was his neck.

    And I was all

    woah

    Curly is a Salarian? I knew it!

    Katsuhiro 1139 on
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Lalabox wrote: »
    Dammit, me2 just crashed during the biotic shield part of the suicide mission.

    Also, even though I've read this thread, and I know exactly how to keep everyone alive, damn this is intense. Seriously, bioware has all my love. All of it.

    Also the music in that section of freakin' great.

    electricitylikesme on
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Also jesus christ I want that hat.

    electricitylikesme on
  • DeaderinredDeaderinred Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Kasanagi wrote: »
    So I finally got around to getting the Kasumi DLC and LOTSB. Kasumi's stuff was... eh. Not bad, not great though, about on par with zaeed's stuff IMO.

    LOTSB was great, but...
    I kept beating myself up for choosing a romantic interest in ME2 the entire mission. Especially when she snapped at me about it. I wanted to stick my krogun in my own mouth and pull the trigger :(

    The ending left me feeling like everything was gonna be OK, but I can't help feeling it would've been MORE OK if I hadn't chosen one of the ME2 harlots over my dear Liara.

    serves you right for being a cheating goose, you deserve the massive guilt you're feeling.

    Deaderinred on
  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    So guys apparently Bioware's next game will feature a man with a gun

    And call me crazy, but that gun and that armor look a wee bit Mass Effect-y to me

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    But then, it's also grimy and gritty enough to be any sci-fi third person shooter lookin' game on the face of the Earth

    So you're all lunatics who've purchased all the weapon DLC, right? What say you? That look like one of the guns?

    Olivaw on
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  • Delta AssaultDelta Assault Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hey dudes, heads up. That new game BioWare's gonna be announcing at the SpikeTV awards has a dude with an incisor rifle.

    http://kotaku.com/5692132/a-glimpse-at-biowares-next-game

    So I guess it's gonna be a ME-related game.

    Delta Assault on
  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    That looks nothing like ME. The gun looks too sensible and the armour isn't shiny.

    Rami on
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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SUCK IT DELTA ASSAULT

    I AM THE FASTER POSTER MAN

    Olivaw on
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  • Delta AssaultDelta Assault Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Olivaw wrote: »
    SUCK IT DELTA ASSAULT

    I AM THE FASTER POSTER MAN

    Yea, but I knew what the damn gun was.

    Delta Assault on
  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    more like

    fast in bed

    TrippyJing on
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  • DeaderinredDeaderinred Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    it has to be a new game, i cant see them messing around like this doing special announcements for me3, its not like we didnt know its coming.

    im kinda hoping its a modern day rpg, or one set during the first contact war.

    Deaderinred on
  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    it has to be a new game, i cant see them messing around like this doing special announcements for me3, its not like we didnt know its coming.

    Yeah

    Plus the weird commercial for the VGA awards that had the announcement in it said they were "the creators of Mass Effect and Dragon Age"

    I don't think they'd say "creators of Mass Effect" if the special new game they were announcing was Mass Effect 3

    That's like saying "from the creators of Super Mario comes... SUPER MARIO 2"

    It doesn't work that way

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