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MSPaintAdventures: FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY

Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess?Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
edited October 2010 in Social Entropy++
Sal wrote: »
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Rent wrote: »
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Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.
Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet.
Here our story of seven acts begins.

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A story of...
Andrew wrote:
Andrew wrote:
Futility brought on by their own mistakes.
Are they mistakes if they have no free will? If their mistakes are the reason they exist in the first place?
Whoops, there you go, asking the Ultimate Riddle.

Why you got to be asking all these Ultimate Riddles like that???

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Meteors earthbound.
My friends fighting for their lives.
Fruit gushers? Hell yes!

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John, Rose, Dave, Jade

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Their Guardians

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The Sprites

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The Exiles

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The Villains

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Elsewhere in paradox space, we examine another planet, forgotten by time.

But we will strive to remember. What was this planet's name?

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Aradia Tavros Sollux Karkat

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Nepeta Kanaya Terezi Vriska

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Equius Gamzee Eridan and Feferi

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The Mobster, The Femme Fatale, The Demon, The First Guardian

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Weyr wrote:
The four kids in play
Mirror the twelve hostile trolls'
separate session

Their journeys began
in quite a similar way
all paradox clones

Fallen from the sky
as infants amidst space rocks
with shared destinies

To save their homeworld
they end up destroying it
for Skaia's safety

But was it worth it?
Agents and exiles settle
on their barren home

What's my point again?
I lost it some time ago.


For those of you who are just joining us, and would like to know more about the story...

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The story is told as if it were a text adventure game. Each command you click underneath the comic is really just a next button. All the commands for the first year of the story were suggested by Homestuck readers on the MSPA forum. A few weeks before Homestuck's anniversary, Andrew locked all the suggestion boxes and took over command-authoring. He still gets input from the community in subtle and unpredictable ways.

If I wasn't REALLY LAZY, I would have edited each photo to include character descriptions.testmb.gif

Other Works by Andrew Hussie
Misc confusing stuff
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The server user builds up the client's house.
An exile's station will appear at the server user's location. That exile will talk to the client.
For example, WV found the cork station at Rose's place and talked to John.
The station will resemble the cruxite item.

John had a blue Sassacre book, and found an aged brown copy in a safe. The brown book had an inscription from his Nanna, which we saw at the start of Act 3. At the end of act 3, Nannasprite inscribed the blue book and sent it to LOWAS. Grandpa Harley retrieved it and took it to the Veil. The blue book went back in time on a meteor and eventually became the brown book.

Rose and Dave dream on Derse and hear the gods. Aradia hears the voices of her dead ancestors. Terezi dreams on Prospit and hears her incubating lusus. Sollux hears screams of the imminently deceased and has psychic visions.
I think of trolls as being a bit like slashers/shippers, in that almost any interpersonal relationship of sufficient strength can be grounds for romance, but the nature of that relationship determines the character of the romance.

Humans have one icon to depict romance: <3

Trolls have four.

Broadly implicated: redrom = good, blackrom = not so good

Heart:
Matesprits
Probably the closest to human romance

Diamond:
Moirallegiance = Moira (mythological personification of fate) + allegiance
Kyriaki wrote:
moirallegiance is about devoting yourself to someone precisely because of their faults.
Diamonds are droogs!

Club:
auspistice
Zuki wrote:
trolls can conceive of a kind of emotional intimacy being implied by the necessity of mediation. Of taking two individuals that might be polarizing on their own, and forming a new stable triad. Takes at least three legs to create a stable base for a table, stool, or chair. And it has to be something that all three parties are willing to engage in, like a negotiation.

Spade:
Kismesis = kismet + nemesis
The troll equivalent of an arch nemesis, tied to some element of destiny. Nemesis in no way associated with human concept of romance, but for trolls it apparently is. Clearly falls under blackrom category.

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Baidol - somaticAlchemist
Caulk Bite 6 - tsaritsasAmorist
Centipede Damascus - damasceneChilopod
crwth - crumblixTzar
Davoid - adenoviralCryptographist
Delzhand - gamepadActuator
EidolonOrpheus - halcyonEidolon
Flay - fractalDiaglyph
GeoMitch - conspicuouslyAffluent
Goatmon - anthropomorphicAviator
Gumpy - interestingOctagon
Koshian - invisiblePhysician
Lexxy - freneticArtmonger
Lord_Asmodeus - omnibusArchiver
MacGuffin - pixelatedPlotdevice
Mostlyjoe13 - dungeonDivider
PikaPuff - pikachuHairasser
Romanian My Escutcheon, Doxy - finalEscutcheon
Sal - unlikelySalvation
Shock G - frostbittenWinterbeard
Skull Man - cranialAntagonist
SLyM - overtlyEsoteric
Speed Racer - automobileConquistador
Snowbeat - corrosiveGambler
Squall - tempestuousGalestrom
Tarranon - auspiciouslyTarrmato
TheExAm - discordianCabbage
The Infra - mexicanKreplach
Traikan - illusiveOpportunist
VALVEjunkie - steampunkAddict
Vic - spuriousSycophant
VoproSTEIN - artificialDirector
ZeroFill - cavalierCatapillar
Zombies Tossed My Salad! - ZombiesTosser

We also have a Pesterchum Spreadsheet, if that's your sort of thing.

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THIS IS IMPORTANT
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Original OP by Avraham, other pieces of compiled information courtesy of TDOT

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    We didn't get more science :(

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    BugBoy smells

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    A child is born unto us

    Its name is Rainbow Rumpus Partytown

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Rent wrote: »
    BugBoy smells nice

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    fuck yes rainbow rumpus partytown

    the world needs more memos

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    BugBoy wrote: »
    Rent wrote: »
    BugBoy smells nice...in bizarro world

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The OP could probably be streamlined a bit, minor changes coming later.

    As the last time I hosted, thread titles change daily.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Isoldae wrote: »
    We didn't get more science :(

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    TG: hey rose
    TG: look at my horse
    TG:this shit is amazing

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Rent wrote: »
    BugBoy wrote: »
    Rent wrote: »
    BugBoy smells nice...in bizarro world

    BugBoy is bizzaro me.

    BugBoy am Like Bugs!

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    BugBoy wrote: »
    TG: hey rose
    TG: look at my horse
    TG:this shit is amazing

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    This post right here.

    This is a good post.

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Gonna go play some Nier

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    That damn horse song

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Isoldae wrote: »
    R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN

    Okay, I'll fix it.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    iso do you want to play LoL

    everyone else: same question

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thread title fixed y'all; I'd been wanting to use that title for ages now.

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I would Gary, but football is on.

    And my team is winning.

    I can't stop watching now.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    so is andrew working on something big or did that treacherous real world interfere again

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Isoldae wrote: »
    I would Gary, but football is on.

    And my team is winning.

    I can't stop watching now.

    okay this just leaves everyone else

    someone play LoL with meeee

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    Whenever a new thread comes up, I like to slowly scan the mugshots/intros at the beginning. Gives me chills!

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    so is andrew working on something big or did that treacherous real world interfere again

    Nothing big to my knowledge. That doesn't necessarily mean anything though.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    personally, if I lived in the same town as Jeff Rowland and KC green, I'd never get anything done at all.

    Oh yeah, KC moved to Easthampton yesterday. There was probably a thing.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Wait are they all trying to move into the same general vicinity?

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  • EidolonOrpheusEidolonOrpheus NoatunRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Web. Comic. Cult.

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  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The OP could probably be streamlined a bit, minor changes coming later.

    It's become quite sprawling and elaborate in the months since it consisted of just the Trollbot Troll Call.

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I heard it on the twitternets.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    Wait are they all trying to move into the same general vicinity?

    yes.
    Web. Comic. Cult.

    yes.

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  • EidolonOrpheusEidolonOrpheus NoatunRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    tynic wrote: »
    Wait are they all trying to move into the same general vicinity?

    yes.
    Web. Comic. Cult.

    yes.

    Who knows what vile sorceries they could be cooking up over there...
    Tynic, find out what cult acts they're up to, and if need be, stop them.
    ... and get me an autograph or two.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    SabreMau wrote: »
    The OP could probably be streamlined a bit, minor changes coming later.

    It's become quite sprawling and elaborate in the months since it consisted of just the Trollbot Troll Call.

    Later tonight, can't change it now.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    if i lived in the same town as tynic i would move

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    It's only a matter of time before it becomes Web Comic Mecca.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    webcomecca

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i like this comic.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    if i lived in the same town as tynic i would move

    wait.

    ... wait.

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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    crwth wrote:
    Ladies and gentlemen, the thread is about to end.

    Pay your respects.

    sal is gay

    h-hey... :(

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    t sal&tynic HEH 8-)

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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Momma was right about you, crwth! You're no good!

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    sal i am all good ask everyone who i hung with at epcot yesterday

    romanian can vouch for me man!!

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