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Nier is the best motherfucking game

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    one time i was really hungry but also really lazy so i just ate a whole loaf of bread

    didn't even butter it or anything, just grabbed the bag and pulled slices out 1 by 1

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I heard the lady is really a dude

    c/d

    Also this isn't the first time I heard this game had AN AMAZING STORY yet terrible gameplay. Though I'll grant you the soundtrack is pretty fucking sweet.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    seriously why would you have swords with serrated edges

    To cut steak and other steakish things.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    seriously why would you have swords with serrated edges
    so the wound won't heal properly even if they survive, I guess?

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    where do you even find clothes like that in some weird post-apocalyptic fantasy future

    and why would you wear them

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Bread is my favorite thing

    French rolls and kaiser rolls

    And farmstyle bread

    And sourdough, if it's good sourdough

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    seriously though rent, i appreciate the effort you put into the op. next time put that much effort into a topic that is good.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Clint have I told you how much I love your av/sig

    Because I love it so much

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    thank you!

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    my tolerance for japanese entertainment shrinks by the year

    sorry, murakami, your noirish contemporary mysteries can no longer undo what your countrymen have done

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    send ya back to crenchaw pete, with his hot ass coat hangers

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    yeah clint your av/sig is awesome

    so i'm ontopic: OP is ridiculous

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2010
    i am watching napoleon dynamite for the first time in 6 years

    that's apparently long enough to find it hilarious again

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    do you SEE where I'm comin from, you jive mutha FUCKAAAAAAAA

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    seriously why would you have swords with serrated edges

    To cut steak and other steakish things.

    people are kind of like steak

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    i am watching napoleon dynamite for the first time in 6 years

    that's apparently long enough to find it hilarious again

    they're actually making a Napoleon Dynamite TV show

    i think it's gonna be animated too

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Words cannot properly convey how much I enjoy Black Dynamite. There are simply no words.

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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    i am watching napoleon dynamite for the first time in 6 years

    that's apparently long enough to find it hilarious again

    they're actually making a Napoleon Dynamite TV show

    i think it's gonna be animated too


    why

    why the fuck are they doing this

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I loved the first half of black dynamite

    After he went on his mission, I only laughed at "I threw that shit BEFORE I walked in the room" and then never again

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    Words cannot properly convey how much I enjoy Black Dynamite. There are simply no words.

    the words you are looking for are
    KUNG FU TREACHERY

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The soundtrack to this game really is phenomenal, and the story is good.

    It's worth slogging through the decent gameplay to experience it.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    I definitely intend on buying this game when I can find it for less then $20.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Also, Kaine dresses like that, BECAUSE

    Spoilers, for real:
    because she was tired of getting heat for being a hermaphrodite, so she dresses like that to highlight her feminine features.

    Really.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Also, Kaine dresses like that, BECAUSE

    Spoilers, for real:
    because she was tired of getting heat for being a hermaphrodite, so she dresses like that to highlight her feminine features.

    Really.

    huuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh

    that is atrocious

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    MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    I heard the lady is really a dude

    c/d

    Also this isn't the first time I heard this game had AN AMAZING STORY yet terrible gameplay. Though I'll grant you the soundtrack is pretty fucking sweet.

    Several of the reviews I read on it claim Kaine is a hermaphrodite.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    She is.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    aw man i aint wanna check out some hermaphrodites butt all game

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    MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    She is.

    How misleading. That wardrobe belongs to a trickster.

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    guys that's really good characterization though!!! it's totally feminism!!

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Also, Kaine dresses like that, BECAUSE

    Spoilers, for real:
    because she was tired of getting heat for being a hermaphrodite, so she dresses like that to highlight her feminine features.

    Really.

    holy shit

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kaine's interesting for more reasons than that. You just have to experience the game to understand.

    She's certainly got unique dialogue.


    Heck, the intro? She talks like that pretty much all game. If you piss her off, you're getting cursed out.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    tell us a few lines out of context so we can judge for ourselves

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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Air wrote: »
    tell us a few lines out of context so we can judge for ourselves

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW14pLD8PH0

    Rent on
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    MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Kaine's interesting for more reasons than that. You just have to experience the game to understand.

    She's certainly got unique dialogue.


    Heck, the intro? She talks like that pretty much all game. If you piss her off, you're getting cursed out.

    Yeah, but you know the dudes who sit their and check her out all game probably flipped their shit once they found out.

    It'd be like those reaction youtube videos, but with more story and dialogue behind it.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Uh, an offhand example
    -Piss off, book.

    -B-B-book!? I am the Grimoire Weiss, you foul-mouthed harlot!

    -Fine. Piss off, Weiss.

    Their exchanges are usually like that.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Rent wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    tell us a few lines out of context so we can judge for ourselves

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW14pLD8PH0

    that is the worst thing
    Rent, what is wrong with you

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    seriously

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I will purchase this sometime this week.
    It will give me an excuse to observe and visit Kmart if anything.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The music is great though.


    And Rent, you left the best dang song in the game out of the OP.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OdAPMMfOik

    Give it until 1:00.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    by unique dialogue you mean incessant cursing on par with what you hear in middle school/early high school

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