Whats the worst fanfic idea you can think of?

Drez

I want to write something really weird, so I'm looking for suggestions. Preacher meets Pikachu? Harry Potter meets Jesus? Britney Spears vs. Godzilla? Cardboard Tube Samurai in Disneyland? Olsen Twins Orca?

I dunno. This is a topic people dance around in other threads, but...well, I really need to once and for all what the very worst fantasy perversion would be. Doesn't have to be erotic, though that's a definite possibility. So, help please.

Favlaud

www.fanfiction.net

Thread done.

The Geek

Any fanfic.

Any.

Faricazy

super sayin hitler vs anne franke




















except this was actually done

FierceDeity666

WH40k Space Marines killing the holy shit out of everything in the name of the Emperor.

Megas XLR wrecking the holy shit out of everything



oh wait, this is the BEST ideas list.

xeroismygod

Continental Congress vs The Justice League.

Iron Adams and Laser Jefferson laying down the hurt.

Clint Eastwood

transformers smut

Pata

Drez.

You should know something.

If you go out to write the "worst" ever.

Someone will top you.

And they'll think it's actually good.

Newtron

Fanfiction.net should be erased from the internet.

And the denizens within who would consider themselves writers, eviscerated and burned.

FierceDeity666

Anything involving Road House

unless it's just patrick swayze going around killing people using whatever the fuck it is in Fist of the North Star that makes people explode when you punch them. that'd be cool.



I USED TO FUCK GUYS LIKE YOU IN PRISON

Faricazy

Newtron wrote:

Fanfiction.net should be erased from the internet.

And the denizens within who would consider themselves writers, eviscerated and burned.

jake snake

why you fight

As7

I don't want to give you any ideas, you perv.

Harrier

A touching love affair between Yossarian and Major Major Major Major

Jordyn

hold on

lemme find my Bat-porn.

"Batman carefully applied his Bat-condom to his Bat-penis. He slowly inserted the Bat-penis into the woman's vagina, and thrust rhythmically, until bringing about bat-orgasm. Batman withdrew his Bat-penis, his duty done. 'Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot,' he stated.

'What?' the woman asked.

But Batman had already vanished, because someone had turned away, and it's pretty much just an instinctual reaction now."

This is the best thing I've ever written. If I were still in a creative writing class, I would turn this shit in immediately.

real_pochacco

Seriously though...

I have a lot of friends that write or have written fanfiction. And I just want to get right up in their faces, real close, and scream

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IT'S COMPLETELY POINTLESS TRY SOMETHING ORIGINAL

but I never say anything about it.

Captain Cthulhu

P.O.D fanfic.

Faricazy

Jordyn wrote:

hold on

lemme find my Bat-porn.

"Batman carefully applied his Bat-condom to his Bat-penis. He slowly inserted the Bat-penis into the woman's vagina, and thrust rhythmically, until bringing about bat-orgasm. Batman withdrew his Bat-penis, his duty done. 'Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot,' he stated.

'What?' the woman asked.

But Batman had already vanished, because someone had turned away, and it's pretty much just an instinctual reaction now."

This is the best thing I've ever written. If I were still in a creative writing class, I would turn this shit in immediately.

bat-orgasm

bat-orgasm

bat-orgasm

FierceDeity666

man, just think about it

patrick swayze traveling reality in an old beat up pickup truck

punching people's skulls out through the side of their heads

going into some retarded slash fic and kicking everyone in half

DarkPrimus

Okay, remember that Anne Frank and Dragonball Z cross-over I mentioned in another thread?

I'm thinking that could work as a basis for the worst fanfic ever.

But it needs more... hmm...

Well, obviously, the first step is to make every character a yiff.

As7

I think I'm going to look for TMNT porn just to rape my childhood.

Jordyn

Arsenic7 wrote:

I think I'm going to look for TMNT porn just to rape my childhood.

I bet you will find them fucking April a million times over.

Faricazy

DarkPrimus wrote:

Okay, remember that Anne Frank and Dragonball Z cross-over I mentioned in another thread?

I'm thinking that could work as a basis for the worst fanfic ever.

But it needs more... hmm...

Well, obviously, the first step is to make every character a yiff.

I mentioned it already.

But you're right.

Yiffs are a start. Tentacles?

Butler

I once read a pokemon fanfic that was set 30,000 years in the future and had no punctuation or even spaces between the words

Captain Cthulhu

Jordyn wrote:

Arsenic7 wrote:

I think I'm going to look for TMNT porn just to rape my childhood.

I bet you will find them fucking April a million times over.

I'd wank to that.

FierceDeity666

and fighting jack churchill can team up with him and fucking shoot people with barbed arrows and throw things at people

Drez

Jack Bauer versus Frankie Goes To Hollywood?

Pata

"Seriously though...

I have a lot of friends that write or have written fanfiction. And I just want to get right up in their faces, real close, and scream

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IT'S COMPLETELY POINTLESS TRY SOMETHING ORIGINAL

but I never say anything about it."

Becuase they're enjoying it?

Honestly. I fail to see what's so horrible about the vast majority of fanfic. Sure, most of it isn't that very good. But that's because most people aren't very good at writing, period.

Now the insane sick stuff is screwed up. But hey, internet, what can we do? There will always be wackos that ruin everything for everyone else.

tl;dr: Fanfic harmless. Freaks ruin everything.

Rankenphile

Agent Cody Banks/Pluto Nash gay slashfic

Captain Cthulhu

Penny Arcade fanfic about Gabe and Tycho's Brokebackesque love affair happening behind the backs of their women.

FierceDeity666

HE TEARS A MAN'S THROAT OUT AND THROWS THE LIFELESS BODY INTO A SKYSCRAPER AND IT BLOWS THE HOLY FUCK UP

real_pochacco

Pata Hikari wrote:

"Seriously though...

I have a lot of friends that write or have written fanfiction. And I just want to get right up in their faces, real close, and scream

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IT'S COMPLETELY POINTLESS TRY SOMETHING ORIGINAL

but I never say anything about it."

Becuase they're enjoying it?

Honestly. I fail to see what's so horrible about the vast majority of fanfic. Sure, most of it isn't that very good. But that's because most people aren't very good at writing, period.

Now the insane sick stuff is screwed up. But hey, internet, what can we do? There will always be wackos that ruin everything for everyone else.

tl;dr: Fanfic harmless. Freaks ruin everything.

Well, it's not completely harmless, IMO, because it hurts the people that do write it by preventing them from writing something original and interesting.

Jordyn

Butler wrote:

I once read a pokemon fanfic that was set 30,000 years in the future and had no punctuation or even spaces between the words

That's how people will write stuff in 30,000 years.

Rankenphile

Jordyn wrote:

Butler wrote:

I once read a pokemon fanfic that was set 30,000 years in the future and had no punctuation or even spaces between the words

That's how people will write stuff in 30,000 years.

doubleplus faster to write

Pata

iamclearlyaheadofmytime

Filler Inc.

Kif and Zapp having sex. It was gross.

As7

"So.... ahh...what do you want to..."

"Shhhh," Michaelangelo said. He then reached down and pulled Broadway's loincloth over his erection. Wrapping his whole hand around it he began to slowly stroke the big gargoyle.

Written by someone named "The Cat," no less.

Faricazy

ahhh

ahhh my mind noooo

FierceDeity666

arsenic if you do that again i will light your entire state on fire

i will also find the cat and set that person's state on fire

in fact i am probably just going to save time and set the whole continent on fire starting with wyoming because FUCK wyoming

rockmonkey

Weekend at Bernie's meets Underworld Evolution meets Fraggle Rock in outer space versus Jason versus Julia Roberts from pretty woman

Pata

Guys.

I'm telling you.

Everything here as been topped.

Everything.

Drez

rockmonkey wrote:

Weekend at Bernie's meets Underworld Evolution meets Fraggle Rock in outer space versus Jason versus Julia Roberts from pretty woman

Julia Roberts as an actress playing the part in Pretty Woman, or actually as the hooker in Pretty Woman? Like, Julia on the set, or the character herself?