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Whats the worst fanfic idea you can think of?

DrezDrez Registered User regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
I want to write something really weird, so I'm looking for suggestions. Preacher meets Pikachu? Harry Potter meets Jesus? Britney Spears vs. Godzilla? Cardboard Tube Samurai in Disneyland? Olsen Twins Orca?

I dunno. This is a topic people dance around in other threads, but...well, I really need to once and for all what the very worst fantasy perversion would be. Doesn't have to be erotic, though that's a definite possibility. So, help please.

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    FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    www.fanfiction.net

    Thread done.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Any fanfic.

    Any.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    super sayin hitler vs anne franke




















    except this was actually done

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    FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    WH40k Space Marines killing the holy shit out of everything in the name of the Emperor.

    Megas XLR wrecking the holy shit out of everything



    oh wait, this is the BEST ideas list.

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    xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Continental Congress vs The Justice League.

    Iron Adams and Laser Jefferson laying down the hurt.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    transformers smut

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    PataPata Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drez.

    You should know something.

    If you go out to write the "worst" ever.

    Someone will top you.

    And they'll think it's actually good.

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    NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fanfiction.net should be erased from the internet.

    And the denizens within who would consider themselves writers, eviscerated and burned.

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    FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Anything involving Road House

    unless it's just patrick swayze going around killing people using whatever the fuck it is in Fist of the North Star that makes people explode when you punch them. that'd be cool.



    I USED TO FUCK GUYS LIKE YOU IN PRISON

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Newtron wrote:
    Fanfiction.net should be erased from the internet.

    And the denizens within who would consider themselves writers, eviscerated and burned.
    jake snake

    why you fight

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I don't want to give you any ideas, you perv.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    A touching love affair between Yossarian and Major Major Major Major

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    hold on

    lemme find my Bat-porn.

    "Batman carefully applied his Bat-condom to his Bat-penis. He slowly inserted the Bat-penis into the woman's vagina, and thrust rhythmically, until bringing about bat-orgasm. Batman withdrew his Bat-penis, his duty done. 'Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot,' he stated.

    'What?' the woman asked.

    But Batman had already vanished, because someone had turned away, and it's pretty much just an instinctual reaction now."

    This is the best thing I've ever written. If I were still in a creative writing class, I would turn this shit in immediately.

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    real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Seriously though...

    I have a lot of friends that write or have written fanfiction. And I just want to get right up in their faces, real close, and scream

    WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IT'S COMPLETELY POINTLESS TRY SOMETHING ORIGINAL

    but I never say anything about it.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    P.O.D fanfic.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    hold on

    lemme find my Bat-porn.

    "Batman carefully applied his Bat-condom to his Bat-penis. He slowly inserted the Bat-penis into the woman's vagina, and thrust rhythmically, until bringing about bat-orgasm. Batman withdrew his Bat-penis, his duty done. 'Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot,' he stated.

    'What?' the woman asked.

    But Batman had already vanished, because someone had turned away, and it's pretty much just an instinctual reaction now."

    This is the best thing I've ever written. If I were still in a creative writing class, I would turn this shit in immediately.
    bat-orgasm

    bat-orgasm

    bat-orgasm

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    FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    man, just think about it

    patrick swayze traveling reality in an old beat up pickup truck

    punching people's skulls out through the side of their heads

    going into some retarded slash fic and kicking everyone in half

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Okay, remember that Anne Frank and Dragonball Z cross-over I mentioned in another thread?

    I'm thinking that could work as a basis for the worst fanfic ever.

    But it needs more... hmm...

    Well, obviously, the first step is to make every character a yiff.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I think I'm going to look for TMNT porn just to rape my childhood.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    I think I'm going to look for TMNT porn just to rape my childhood.

    I bet you will find them fucking April a million times over.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote:
    Okay, remember that Anne Frank and Dragonball Z cross-over I mentioned in another thread?

    I'm thinking that could work as a basis for the worst fanfic ever.

    But it needs more... hmm...

    Well, obviously, the first step is to make every character a yiff.
    I mentioned it already.

    But you're right.

    Yiffs are a start. Tentacles?

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I once read a pokemon fanfic that was set 30,000 years in the future and had no punctuation or even spaces between the words

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    I think I'm going to look for TMNT porn just to rape my childhood.

    I bet you will find them fucking April a million times over.

    I'd wank to that.

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    FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    and fighting jack churchill can team up with him and fucking shoot people with barbed arrows and throw things at people

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jack Bauer versus Frankie Goes To Hollywood?

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    PataPata Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    "Seriously though...

    I have a lot of friends that write or have written fanfiction. And I just want to get right up in their faces, real close, and scream

    WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IT'S COMPLETELY POINTLESS TRY SOMETHING ORIGINAL

    but I never say anything about it."

    Becuase they're enjoying it?

    Honestly. I fail to see what's so horrible about the vast majority of fanfic. Sure, most of it isn't that very good. But that's because most people aren't very good at writing, period.

    Now the insane sick stuff is screwed up. But hey, internet, what can we do? There will always be wackos that ruin everything for everyone else.

    tl;dr: Fanfic harmless. Freaks ruin everything.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    Agent Cody Banks/Pluto Nash gay slashfic

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Penny Arcade fanfic about Gabe and Tycho's Brokebackesque love affair happening behind the backs of their women.

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    FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    HE TEARS A MAN'S THROAT OUT AND THROWS THE LIFELESS BODY INTO A SKYSCRAPER AND IT BLOWS THE HOLY FUCK UP

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    real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    "Seriously though...

    I have a lot of friends that write or have written fanfiction. And I just want to get right up in their faces, real close, and scream

    WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IT'S COMPLETELY POINTLESS TRY SOMETHING ORIGINAL

    but I never say anything about it."

    Becuase they're enjoying it?

    Honestly. I fail to see what's so horrible about the vast majority of fanfic. Sure, most of it isn't that very good. But that's because most people aren't very good at writing, period.

    Now the insane sick stuff is screwed up. But hey, internet, what can we do? There will always be wackos that ruin everything for everyone else.

    tl;dr: Fanfic harmless. Freaks ruin everything.

    Well, it's not completely harmless, IMO, because it hurts the people that do write it by preventing them from writing something original and interesting.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Butler wrote:
    I once read a pokemon fanfic that was set 30,000 years in the future and had no punctuation or even spaces between the words

    That's how people will write stuff in 30,000 years.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Butler wrote:
    I once read a pokemon fanfic that was set 30,000 years in the future and had no punctuation or even spaces between the words

    That's how people will write stuff in 30,000 years.

    doubleplus faster to write

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    PataPata Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    iamclearlyaheadofmytime

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Kif and Zapp having sex. It was gross.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    "So.... ahh...what do you want to..."
    
    "Shhhh," Michaelangelo said. He then reached down and pulled Broadway's loincloth over his erection. Wrapping his whole hand around it he began to slowly stroke the big gargoyle.
    

    Written by someone named "The Cat," no less.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ahhh

    ahhh my mind noooo

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    FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    arsenic if you do that again i will light your entire state on fire

    i will also find the cat and set that person's state on fire

    in fact i am probably just going to save time and set the whole continent on fire starting with wyoming because FUCK wyoming

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    rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Weekend at Bernie's meets Underworld Evolution meets Fraggle Rock in outer space versus Jason versus Julia Roberts from pretty woman

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    PataPata Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Guys.

    I'm telling you.

    Everything here as been topped.

    Everything.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    rockmonkey wrote:
    Weekend at Bernie's meets Underworld Evolution meets Fraggle Rock in outer space versus Jason versus Julia Roberts from pretty woman

    Julia Roberts as an actress playing the part in Pretty Woman, or actually as the hooker in Pretty Woman? Like, Julia on the set, or the character herself?

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