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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    arsenic if you do that again i will light your entire state on fire

    i will also find the cat and set that person's state on fire

    in fact i am probably just going to save time and set the whole continent on fire starting with wyoming because FUCK wyoming

    Go ahead.

    I don't want to live anymore.

    I have become a monster.

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    rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drez wrote:
    rockmonkey wrote:
    Weekend at Bernie's meets Underworld Evolution meets Fraggle Rock in outer space versus Jason versus Julia Roberts from pretty woman

    Julia Roberts as an actress playing the part in Pretty Woman, or actually as the hooker in Pretty Woman? Like, Julia on the set, or the character herself?

    The character, I just don't know the character's name.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    How about Blair Witch meets Schindler's List?

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Chuck Lidell trying to be tender with the girl from lazy town.

    That's the worst fanfic ever.

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    rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Bobby's World meets Saw

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    That Lazy Town girl's a hot little number.

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    PataPata Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Though I find "Real Person Fanfic" which is exactly what it sounds like rather high on on the creepy scale.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    "Seriously though...

    I have a lot of friends that write or have written fanfiction. And I just want to get right up in their faces, real close, and scream

    WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IT'S COMPLETELY POINTLESS TRY SOMETHING ORIGINAL

    but I never say anything about it."

    Becuase they're enjoying it?

    Honestly. I fail to see what's so horrible about the vast majority of fanfic. Sure, most of it isn't that very good. But that's because most people aren't very good at writing, period.

    Now the insane sick stuff is screwed up. But hey, internet, what can we do? There will always be wackos that ruin everything for everyone else.

    tl;dr: Fanfic harmless. Freaks ruin everything.

    Well, it's not completely harmless, IMO, because it hurts the people that do write it by preventing them from writing something original and interesting.

    Fanfics, while using established characters and settings, can be original and interesting.

    It's just that most people aren't creative enough to write that much.

    This is no different than with any other sort of writing. Most people write crap.

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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    more crossovers, less sex and violence

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    FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    how about you write about gundam and mazinger z and getter robo fucking up a bunch of enemies from their respective shows and as you go on add other robots and some original characters and give it interesting plots and really nasty ass new enemies and god dammit i am just talking about super robot wars.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    That Lazy Town girl's a hot little number.

    thank you very much

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    rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    One of my friends from college, his now wife and at the time girlfriend used to sit and read harry potter fanfic for hours before book 6 came out.

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    FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i can remember reading a really terrible one that had ginny and harry as a couple and i thought god dammit that is stupid



    and then they end up as one in book six and i am GOD DAMMIT

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    rockmonkey wrote:
    One of my friends from college, his now wife and at the time girlfriend used to sit and read harry potter fanfic for hours before book 6 came out.
    One girl I dated wrote scads and scads of Harry Potter fanfic.

    But surprisingly, offline, was a terrible, terrible hipster.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    That Lazy Town girl's a hot little number.

    thank you very much

    its true. I'd totally do her.
    Backstage at the Lazy Town live show.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jeffery Dalhmer, Anne Frank, and the kid from SideKick's are some how resurrected in present day new york where they open up pizza place.

    Antics ensue.

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    FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Filler wrote:
    Jeffery Dalhmer, Anne Frank, and the kid from SideKick's are some how resurrected in present day new york where they open up pizza place.

    Antics ensue.
    that is not a fanfic that is the new sitcom on fox next fall

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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    That Lazy Town girl's a hot little number.

    thank you very much

    its true. I'd totally do her.
    Backstage at the Lazy Town live show.
    why don't you go post comments on some youtube videos...

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    That Lazy Town girl's a hot little number.

    thank you very much

    its true. I'd totally do her.
    Backstage at the Lazy Town live show.

    Uhhhh...how old is she?

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    NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Chapter one : Moon-light destiny

    "Maybe I do love him," Doctor Venture said to The Monarch. "but I don't think so." The butterfly-freak looked at the old doc. "I can give you love advice." They drank tea in silence. "But, how can I confess to him? Would he accept my feelings? I need to tell him!" Venture blushed.

    "Dean, hand me the screwdriver! H.E.L.P.E.R broke on me." Brock shouted. "Okay! I can do that!" I hope Doctor Venture is all right! Brock was worried. He was working and thinking of his secret crush. For so long, he has wished to embrace his beautufil face. So, he wanted to confess to him. Brock was thinking back on the times that were good; saving the doctor from being stuck in two places at once, and other heart-warming things. He was destracted from his hard labor, the work that would make his love happy. He continued, in belief of his thoughts. Making the doctor happy would be a dream come true.

    TBC!

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Defender wrote:
    That Lazy Town girl's a hot little number.

    thank you very much

    its true. I'd totally do her.
    Backstage at the Lazy Town live show.

    Uhhhh...how old is she?

    I actually have no idea. I didn't even know what Lazy Town was until that pic was posted.

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    FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Albedo from xenosaga and the Burger King


    they travel around on a flying moped and scar people for life


    at least 5 people commit suicide each chapter

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    That Lazy Town girl's a hot little number.

    thank you very much

    its true. I'd totally do her.
    Backstage at the Lazy Town live show.
    :arrow:

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    CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Defender wrote:
    That Lazy Town girl's a hot little number.

    thank you very much

    its true. I'd totally do her.
    Backstage at the Lazy Town live show.

    Uhhhh...how old is she?

    14 or 15. Yeah, found that out in a .gif thread last year sometime.

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    real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote:
    "Seriously though...

    I have a lot of friends that write or have written fanfiction. And I just want to get right up in their faces, real close, and scream

    WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IT'S COMPLETELY POINTLESS TRY SOMETHING ORIGINAL

    but I never say anything about it."

    Becuase they're enjoying it?

    Honestly. I fail to see what's so horrible about the vast majority of fanfic. Sure, most of it isn't that very good. But that's because most people aren't very good at writing, period.

    Now the insane sick stuff is screwed up. But hey, internet, what can we do? There will always be wackos that ruin everything for everyone else.

    tl;dr: Fanfic harmless. Freaks ruin everything.

    Well, it's not completely harmless, IMO, because it hurts the people that do write it by preventing them from writing something original and interesting.

    Fanfics, while using established characters and settings, can be original and interesting.

    It's just that most people aren't creative enough to write that much.

    This is no different than with any other sort of writing. Most people write crap.

    I guess I'd prefer completely original crap than unoriginal crap.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I hate seeing people who think they're good at a high-level skill when they haven't even learned the low-level components. Like someone who can't play scales trying to play songs. Or someone who can't get in a proper karate stance trying to do jumping spin kicks. Or someone who can't spell trying to write fiction.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Defender wrote:
    That Lazy Town girl's a hot little number.

    thank you very much

    its true. I'd totally do her.
    Backstage at the Lazy Town live show.

    Uhhhh...how old is she?

    14 or 15. Yeah, found that out in a .gif thread last year sometime.

    yeah she's 15, just looked it up on the IMDB.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    How's this. Too tame?
    Gordon Freeman was putting the finishing touches on his upgraded gravity gun, and he was ready to test it out on Alyx who lie still in bed. He remembered fondly the time they spent together wresting control of Earth away from the evil combine. He smiled inwardly and patted the massive erection that lay on the table in front of him: the "gravity gun" Mark 3. Gordon handled the gun carefully and walked back into his bedroom saying hi to Ripley, who he caught on Xen-2 - she was responsible for giving birth to this nightmare - and brought back to Earth and now kept locked in an iron maiden in his torture room. Jack Bauer kept watch over the traitorous slut.

    "Don't worry, Gordon," said Jack, turning to him but keeping his glock aimed at Ripley's eye through the slits in the iron maiden, "I will make certain she doesn't get out of here until she...well she doesn't have anything to tell us I guess. But I'll sit here anyway. You can count on me, Mr. President."

    Gordon nodded at his Vice President. He reflected on the time, after freeing Earth of the combine, when he single-handedly destroyed every country on Earth except America using Jack Bauer's help alone. It nearly broke Jack's mind, but Gordon didn't care. Nobody ever did, and Jack always bounced back from all his personal atrocities. Gordon called him Jack Genocide, and Jack just laughed when he heard it.

    Anyway, Gordon was getting antsy to use his weapon on Alyx. She'd be asleep at this time. But he would wake her up with some juice from his thick pistol.

    He got to his bedroom, cocked the gravity gun, and slung it far over his shoulder. And then he quietly opened the door.

    He was not prepared for what he saw. Tails, again. Tails. And pikachu. They were filling Alyx...all her orifices...it was...it was too much. Alyx was riding pikachu, facing away from the door while Tails, that little fucking hedgehog-friend, slapped his two tails in her face. "Oh, animal friends," Gordon heard her say, somewhere far, far away from him, "I...thank you...Gordon can't please me the way you can. Neither can Jack. Oh don't tell Gordon about that. Neither can Ripley, though she's good too. You two are the best."

    Gordon didn't know what to do except curl up into a fetal ball and masturbate. He briefly thought about calling the combine queen - his secretary of defense after mind-warping her (after all, there was no one left alive on Earth so good at war strategy - aside from Jack and Gordon, but they both had other responsibilities: Gordon had to do Alyx and Jack had to watch Ripley).

    Just then, the actor that played Roger from The Guiding Light...

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    FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    yeah, that's GOD DAMMIT

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    NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sloppy fanfic thread

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    hahaha wha-T

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ashley Judd

    Yo! Noid

    the SWAT Kats

    Stephen Hawking

    Tifa

    and Bob Ross

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    and Rei, lolz

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ash and Misty were standing in a forest. Suddenly music began to play

    Misty: Ash where is that music coming from....and where did you get that monocle and top hat?

    Ash:Well I'm upper upper class high society
    God's gift to ballroom notoriety
    And I always fill my ballroom
    The event is never small
    The social pages say I've got
    The biggest balls of all

    I've got big balls
    I've got big balls
    They're such big balls
    And they're dirty big balls
    And he's got big balls
    And she's got big balls
    (But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

    And my balls are always bouncing
    My ballroom always full
    And everybody cums and cums again
    If your name is on the guest list
    No one can take you higher
    Everybody says I've got
    Great balls of fire

    I've got big balls
    Oh I've got big balls
    And they're such big balls
    Dirty big balls
    And he's got big balls
    And she's got big balls
    (But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

    Some balls are held for charity
    And some for fancy dress
    But when they're held for pleasure
    They're the balls that I like best
    My balls are always bouncing
    To the left and to the right
    It's my belief that my big balls
    Should be held every night

    We've got big balls
    We've got big balls
    We've got big balls
    Dirty big balls
    He's got big balls
    She's got big balls
    (But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

    (We've got big balls)
    (We've got big balls)

    And I'm just itching to tell you about them
    Oh we had such wonderful fun
    Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
    (But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

    Misty: Oh Ash, my pokeymans. Let me show them to you.

    fin

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jesus what the fuck christ.

    I just pissed myself with fear and laughter.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    [Dina Rea:]
    Mmmhh

    [Pokemon:]
    You high baby?

    [Dina Rea:]
    Yeahh...

    [Pokemon:]
    Yeah?

    [Dina Rea:]
    hahaha..Talk to me...

    [Pokemon:]
    You want me to tell you somethin?

    [Dina Rea:]
    Uh huh...

    [Pokemon:]
    I know what you wanna hear...
    'Cuz I know you want me baby I think I want you too...

    [Dina Rea:]
    I think I love you baby...

    [Pokemon:]
    I think I love you too...
    I'm here to save you girl,
    Come be in pokeworld,
    I wanna grow together,
    Let's let my tail unfurl.
    You know you want me baby,
    You know I want you too,
    They call me Pokemon,
    I'm here to rescue you,
    I wanna save you girl,
    come be in Pika's world...

    [Dina Rea:]
    oh boy you drive me crazy...

    [Pokemon:]
    Bitch you make me hurl...

    [Pokemon:]
    They call me Pokemon,
    Leap Mewtwos in a single bound,
    I'm single now,
    Got no ring on this finger now,
    I'll never let a digimon bring me down,
    In a relationship, save it bitch, babysit? you make me sick,
    Pikachu aint savin shit, girl you can jump on my electric dick,
    Straight from the hip, cut to the chase,
    I'll tell a mo'fuckin slut to her face,
    Play no games, say no names, ever since I broke up with what's her face,
    I'm a different man, kiss my ass, kiss my lips, bitch why ask?
    Kiss my dick, hit my cash, i'd rather have you whip my ass,
    Don't put out? i'll put you out,
    Won't get out? i'll push you out,
    Puss blew out, copin shit,
    Wouldn't piss on fire to put you out,
    Am I too nice? buy you ice,
    Bitch if you died, wouldn't buy you life,
    What you tryin to be, my new wife?
    What you Mariah? fly through twice,
    But I do know one thing though,
    Bitches they come, they go,
    Saturday through sunday monday,
    Monday through sunday yo,
    Maybe i'll love you one day,
    Maybe we'll someday grow,
    Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway hoe...

    [Chorus:]
    'Cuz I can't be your Pokemon,
    Can't be your Pokemon,
    Can't be your Pokemon,
    Can't be your Pokemon,
    I can't be your Pokemon,
    Can't be your Pokemon,
    Can't be your Pokemon,
    Your Pokemon, your Pokemon...

    [Pokemon:]
    Don't get me wrong,
    I love these hoes,
    It's no secret,
    Everybody knows,
    Can't we fuck?
    Bitch so what?
    That's about as far as your buddy goes,
    We'll be friends,
    I'll call you again,
    I'll chase you around every bar you attend,
    Never know what kind of car i'll be in,
    [Woman Screaming]
    We'll see how much you'll be partying then,
    You don't want that,
    Neither do I,
    I don't wanna flip when I see you with guys,
    Too much pride,
    Between you and I,
    Not a jealous man, but females lie,
    But I guess that's just what sluts do,
    How could it ever be just us two?
    Never loved you enough to trust you,
    We just met and I just fucked you,
    But I do know one thing though,
    Bitches they come they go,
    Saturday through Sunday monday,
    Monday through Sunday yo,
    Maybe I'll love you one day,
    Maybe we'll someday grow,
    'Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway hoe...

    [Pokemon & Dina Rae Over Chorus 2x]

    [Pokemon:]
    I know you want me baby,
    I think I want you too...

    [Dina Rea:]
    I think I love you baby...

    [Pokemon:]
    I think I love you too,
    I'm here to save you girl,
    Come be in Pika's world,
    I wanna grow together,
    Lets let our love unfurl,
    You know you want me baby,
    You know I want you too,
    They call me Pokemon,
    I'm here to rescue you,
    I wanna save you girl,
    Come be in Pika's world...

    [Dina Rea:]
    Oh boy you drive me crazy...

    [Pokemon:]
    Bitch you make me hurl.

    [Pokemon:]
    First thing you said...

    [Pokemon As Women:]
    I'm not phazed,
    I hang around big stars all day,
    I don't see what the big deal is anyway,
    You're just plain ol' Marshall to me...

    [Pokemon:]
    Ooh yeah girl run that game...

    [Pokemon As Women:]
    Haily Jade...I love that name,
    Love that tattoo...what's that say?
    'rot in pieces' aww that's great...

    [Pokemon:]
    First off you don't know Marshall,
    Add also, don't grow partial,
    That's ammo for my arsenal,
    I'll snap you off that bar stool,
    There goes another lawsuit,
    Leave handprints all accross you,
    Good lordy-wody you must be blown off that water bottle,
    You want what you can't have,
    Ooh girl that's too damn bad,
    Don't touch what you can't grab,
    End up with two back hands,
    Put Anthrax on a Tampax and slap you till you can't stand,
    Girl you just blew your chance,
    Don't mean to ruin your plans,
    But I do know one thing though,
    Bitches they come they go,
    Saturday through Sunday Monday,
    Monday through Sunday yo,
    Maybe I'll love you one day,
    Maybe we'll someday grow,
    'Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway hoe...

    [Pokemon & Dina Rae Over Chorus 2x]

    [Pokemon:]
    I know you want me baby,
    I think I want you too...

    [Dina Rea:]
    I think I love you baby...

    [Pokemon:]
    I think I love you too,
    I'm here to save you girl,
    Come be in Pika's world,
    I wanna grow together,
    Lets let our love unfurl,
    You know you want me baby,
    You know I want you too,
    They call me Pokemon,
    I'm here to rescue you,
    I wanna save you girl,
    Come be in Pika's world...

    [Dina Rea:]
    Oh boy you drive me crazy...

    [Pokemon:]
    Bitch you make me hurl.

    [Chorus 2x B/W Dina Rea Singing]

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    A gay fanfic about the male members of the PA forums writing gay fanfics about pokemon

    seriously you twats

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Seph: Oh that is a nice fanfic you got going there Drez

    Drez: Thank you Seph, it's about Ash sucking off Brock while Onix is in both of their assholes.

    Seph: God that makes my giant dick slobber, jack me off while you write more

    Drez: Ok

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    there is nothing worse than gargoyle fan fiction, its half furry, half porn that will ruin your childhood

    best of both worlds

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