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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Seph: Oh that is a nice fanfic you got going there Drez

    Drez: Thank you Seph, it's about Ash sucking off Brock while Onix is both of their assholes.

    Seph: God that makes my giant dick slobber, jack me off while you write more

    Drez: Ok

    Not bad I got a giant dick and you're jacking me off

    whatever

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    I wrote some pretty hot Cardboard Tube/Favlaud gayfic a while back

    I should post some of it

    most of it was just taken from Highlander, but Tube kept trying to hump Fav's head off to gain his power

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Haha, do it. I'm off to bed...will check tomorrow.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    Drez wrote:
    Haha, do it. I'm off to bed...will check tomorrow.

    Here.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Seph wrote:
    A gay fanfic about the male members of the PA forums writing gay fanfics about pokemon

    seriously you twats

    Fic means fiction.

    There is no fiction to what you just said.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The Geek wrote:
    Seph wrote:
    A gay fanfic about the male members of the PA forums writing gay fanfics about pokemon

    seriously you twats

    Fic means fiction.

    There is no fiction to what you just said.

    A gayfanfic about the male members of the PA forums writing gay fanfics about pokemon where Geek comes in and points out a guy's grammar

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    FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    "Dude you should not fuck with me i am probably within the top 10% of fighters here"

    "No, you're not, you're not even close."
    *FUCKBLAMO*
    The so called champion of this planet died slowly, and with enormous pain, as his nervous system somehow remained intact even though all his internal organs exited out his back at roughly mach 2.

    "but...b-b-but i'm..-"
    *SHLACK*
    The strange blue humanoid rodent's head fragments flew into a nearby forest, creating a new clearing roughly the size of Yankee Stadium. Dalton grinned. This was the best job he had ever had, Cooler of Existence, Wrath of Judgement, all that fancy shit. What it meant was he got to beat the everloving shit out of people, and had been given enough power to rip a moon in half and clap the pieces together like a giant set of cymbals, or reduce a man's head to shrapnel and meat.

    "BWAHAHAHAHAH! I never get tired of watching you work, Dalton. It's always so satisfying watching you reduce a world's great hero to a stain on the ground. Although it does lack a certain...*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIP* ..finesse."

    "Dammit, I am never going to get used to watching a man rip off his own head. No matter how many times he does it.

    I'm also never going to get used to him throwing it at small children while cackling either."

    The fourth man simply watched as the white haired madman proceeded to traumatize adolescents with his errant cranium while Dalton cleaned the gore off his hands. His gaze never wavered, his face set in stone, an accursed smile that drives even the strongest wills into the depths of madness. His unheard voice whispering dark, arcane horrors into the ears of the unwitting, his very presence seeming to upset the balance of reality.

    "God dammit King, stop doing that." The formidable brit said. He'd always been kind of the odd one out of the group, lacking the strange half-insanity of the others. His experience, however, more than made up for any disadvantage mental stability could give him. Dalton had seen Jack take hits that would incapacitate any of them save Al, who was invincible anyway because he kept fucking regenerating.

    "Ok, I'm done here. Let's wrap this shit up and hit the road." Dalton walked over to the old beat to shit pickup that served as the group's steed and started it up. "AL! GET YOURSELF TOGETHER AND COME OVER HERE! WE'RE LEAVING!"

    "You're no fun, Dalton." *CHUNCK* "Can't you see the JOY on the kids' faces?"
    "NOW, AL."

    "Alright, alright. I'll be back for YOU later." Al told a small young girl, scared out of her mind already by Al's grisly puppet show.

    King just stared his usual horrible stare, then gave Dalton the thumbs up and took his place in the bed of the truck. Jack followed suit and got into the backseat, along with his equipment. Al took shotgun, and they were off.

    5 minutes later, the planet half imploded, half exploded, as if it was hit by a meteor going far faster than meteors normally do.

    i'm probably going to go and commit myself to an institution one of these days.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    “Kif get in here!” Bellowed the jackass from the captains chambers.
    “Good, now that you’re here, I had a mission of utmost importance for you! I need you to loosen this girder, its set to strangle!” He said, without a hint of jest. Kif’s fingers were slowly tightening around the knots, he notices the soft supple skin the captain had. He must be using that jurgens again, he thought.
    “That’s it, loosen them up a bit” He said in a seductively soft voice…
    “Kif, have I ever shown you my captains log?” His eyes seemed to beckon him
    “No sir, you’ve only had me dictate to it..” Kifs voice trailed off as Zap unsheathed his might starship. Kif’s eyes grew wide, as his mouth salivated with alien saliva. Alien saliva filled with endorphins of a sexy nature.
    “Sir, its so big, but what will my smizmar think!?” Kif grew nervous, his erect nipples were chaffing him, all 7 of them. The captain noticed the sudden change in the mood.
    “Kif, something entirely unsexy is clouding your thoughts, let me… seduce those away.” Zaps alabaster body was undulating in a powerful way, the rolls of skin danced seductively in kifs lustful mind.
    “Kif, I can’t hide my true feelings for you for too long… I think I wanna make love to you in the most passionate, passionate way ever. With lube and such…” Every word out of Zap’s mouth was like a tender kiss to kif’s ears.
    “Oh sir, I new that from the very first day, we shared a deep connection, I knew that the way you yelled at me, and belittled me was just an act infront of the others. I knew the love I had for you would be reciprocated, and now it is, we can tell the whole ship!”
    “Whoa there sexy space cowboy, I just want a lil action, Im completely straight, I give you take, you’re the woman.” Kif felt let down, his dreams of


    Written so long ago.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    “Kif, have I ever shown you my captains log?”
    I'm going to bed right now in order to keep this as fresh as I can in my memory, and hopefully dream about it.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    all of them

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2007
    I have seen some pretty terrible fanfics

    the worst was the one about the pink ranger getting tortured to death by rita or lord zedd I can't remember which

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I have seen some horrific shit

    like it's not even funny it's so terribly horrible

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I read some Dora the Explorer masturbating shit once.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2007
    yeah the stuff in this thread is funny

    but I don't think you guys are aware of the true horrors that are out there

    you think you understand

    but you don't

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Geebs wrote:
    yeah the stuff in this thread is funny

    but I don't think you guys are aware of the true horrors that are out there

    you think you understand

    but you don't

    I know what's going on

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    That Lex/Clark Smallville stuff was pretty funny that time.

    It had dogs.

    And the line under the title said "It's not what you think!"

    And I was like "Do they...do they mean it's not dirty or it is dirty? They have no idea what I'm thinking."

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2007
    also if you guys think people mutilating their own dogs or being fucked to death by a horse are hilarious that just means you are broken

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Geebs wrote:
    also if you guys think people mutilating their own dogs or being fucked to death by a horse are hilarious that just means you are broken
    Well...

    It is kinda funny.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Filler wrote:
    “Kif get in here!” Bellowed the jackass from the captains chambers.
    “Good, now that you’re here, I had a mission of utmost importance for you! I need you to loosen this girder, its set to strangle!” He said, without a hint of jest. Kif’s fingers were slowly tightening around the knots, he notices the soft supple skin the captain had. He must be using that jurgens again, he thought.
    “That’s it, loosen them up a bit” He said in a seductively soft voice…
    “Kif, have I ever shown you my captains log?” His eyes seemed to beckon him
    “No sir, you’ve only had me dictate to it..” Kifs voice trailed off as Zap unsheathed his might starship. Kif’s eyes grew wide, as his mouth salivated with alien saliva. Alien saliva filled with endorphins of a sexy nature.
    “Sir, its so big, but what will my smizmar think!?” Kif grew nervous, his erect nipples were chaffing him, all 7 of them. The captain noticed the sudden change in the mood.
    “Kif, something entirely unsexy is clouding your thoughts, let me… seduce those away.” Zaps alabaster body was undulating in a powerful way, the rolls of skin danced seductively in kifs lustful mind.
    “Kif, I can’t hide my true feelings for you for too long… I think I wanna make love to you in the most passionate, passionate way ever. With lube and such…” Every word out of Zap’s mouth was like a tender kiss to kif’s ears.
    “Oh sir, I new that from the very first day, we shared a deep connection, I knew that the way you yelled at me, and belittled me was just an act infront of the others. I knew the love I had for you would be reciprocated, and now it is, we can tell the whole ship!”
    “Whoa there sexy space cowboy, I just want a lil action, Im completely straight, I give you take, you’re the woman.” Kif felt let down, his dreams of


    Written so long ago.

    Dude that's fucking hilarious. You can tell by all the little details and that its written by a true fan.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2007
    BROKEN

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Yea, it was a good show.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Zap Branigan and Brock Samson are in a constant epic battle in my mind, the outcome of which will determine who is the greatest cartoon character of our time. Of course, Brock, of course, kicks the shit out of him, but Zap keeps coming back with hilariously whitty lines that keep him in the running.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I never did finish writing that thing.

    I just couldn't keep doing it, that and my dad found it.


    That was hard to explain.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Filler wrote:
    I never did finish writing that thing.

    I just couldn't keep doing it, that and my dad found it.


    That was hard to explain.

    HAHAHAHAAA!!!! Oh sweet jesus, that's fucking hilarious. I want to hear an recording of that conversation...

    "Son....what in the holy fuck is this?"

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Yea, it doesn't help trying to explain it was for a forum.


    "For a... what now?"

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    NoomNoom Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Has anyone said Darkwing duck yet? or perhaps ducktales, awoo-oo?

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Filler wrote:
    Yea, it doesn't help trying to explain it was for a forum.


    "For a... what now?"

    oh Jesus christ. I definitely had some moments like that growing up, though. Like when my parents found all my porn. Including the gross shit I had like girls shooting footballs out of their vaginas and japanese people shitting in eachothers mouths.

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    real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Filler wrote:
    Yea, it doesn't help trying to explain it was for a forum.


    "For a... what now?"

    oh Jesus christ. I definitely had some moments like that growing up, though. Like when my parents found all my porn. Including the gross shit I had like girls shooting footballs out of their vaginas and japanese people shitting in eachothers mouths.

    why... would you keep that?

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Filler wrote:
    Yea, it doesn't help trying to explain it was for a forum.


    "For a... what now?"

    oh Jesus christ. I definitely had some moments like that growing up, though. Like when my parents found all my porn. Including the gross shit I had like girls shooting footballs out of their vaginas and japanese people shitting in eachothers mouths.

    why... would you keep that?

    I don't know man, it was back in the day when the only way to find that stuff was to download it off kazaa or whatever. We would all just keep it for a while and when our friends came over we'd all be like "Check out this sick shit I found!"

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Filler wrote:
    Yea, it doesn't help trying to explain it was for a forum.


    "For a... what now?"

    oh Jesus christ. I definitely had some moments like that growing up, though. Like when my parents found all my porn. Including the gross shit I had like girls shooting footballs out of their vaginas and japanese people shitting in eachothers mouths.

    why... would you keep that?

    I don't know man, it was back in the day when the only way to find that stuff was to download it off kazaa or whatever. We would all just keep it for a while and when our friends came over we'd all be like "Check out this sick shit I found!"

    i tried to find the psychological term for the phenomenon of people deriving amusement from a shared horrifying experience.

    i couldn't find it, but i'm sure there is one.

    you failed me wikipedia.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    Filler wrote:
    Yea, it doesn't help trying to explain it was for a forum.


    "For a... what now?"

    oh Jesus christ. I definitely had some moments like that growing up, though. Like when my parents found all my porn. Including the gross shit I had like girls shooting footballs out of their vaginas and japanese people shitting in eachothers mouths.

    why... would you keep that?

    I don't know man, it was back in the day when the only way to find that stuff was to download it off kazaa or whatever. We would all just keep it for a while and when our friends came over we'd all be like "Check out this sick shit I found!"

    i tried to find the psychological term for the phenomenon of people deriving amusement from a shared horrifying experience.

    i couldn't find it, but i'm sure there is one.

    you failed me wikipedia.
    That reminds me, I showed my friends Tubgirl, Lemon party, and that picture of the weightlifters anus that exploded mid squat thrust today.

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    ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    worst fanfic ever?

    the one where the family of Little people on that TLC show meet up with the show family matters.

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    real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    Filler wrote:
    Yea, it doesn't help trying to explain it was for a forum.


    "For a... what now?"

    oh Jesus christ. I definitely had some moments like that growing up, though. Like when my parents found all my porn. Including the gross shit I had like girls shooting footballs out of their vaginas and japanese people shitting in eachothers mouths.

    why... would you keep that?

    I don't know man, it was back in the day when the only way to find that stuff was to download it off kazaa or whatever. We would all just keep it for a while and when our friends came over we'd all be like "Check out this sick shit I found!"

    i tried to find the psychological term for the phenomenon of people deriving amusement from a shared horrifying experience.

    i couldn't find it, but i'm sure there is one.

    you failed me wikipedia.

    yeah, I was just thinking this is similar to those moments where someone says: "Hey, this smells so bad, here you smell it!" or "Hey, this tastes like shit... here, you try!"
    that kind of logic

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    Filler wrote:
    Yea, it doesn't help trying to explain it was for a forum.


    "For a... what now?"

    oh Jesus christ. I definitely had some moments like that growing up, though. Like when my parents found all my porn. Including the gross shit I had like girls shooting footballs out of their vaginas and japanese people shitting in eachothers mouths.

    why... would you keep that?

    I don't know man, it was back in the day when the only way to find that stuff was to download it off kazaa or whatever. We would all just keep it for a while and when our friends came over we'd all be like "Check out this sick shit I found!"

    i tried to find the psychological term for the phenomenon of people deriving amusement from a shared horrifying experience.

    i couldn't find it, but i'm sure there is one.

    you failed me wikipedia.

    yeah, I was just thinking this is similar to those moments where someone says: "Hey, this smells so bad, here you smell it!" or "Hey, this tastes like shit... here, you try!"
    that kind of logic

    yes, exactly that

    it's a common enough element of human psychology that i am sure there is a term for it

    i just couldn't find what it was

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Stormy x Bizzaro Stormy slashfic

    [spoiler:f15e0ca664]BEST idea ever[/spoiler:f15e0ca664]

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Don't you mean bizarro best idea ever?

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    BIZZARO!
    BIZZARO!
    BIZZARO!(i'm helping)
    BIZZARO!

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    Filler wrote:
    Yea, it doesn't help trying to explain it was for a forum.


    "For a... what now?"

    oh Jesus christ. I definitely had some moments like that growing up, though. Like when my parents found all my porn. Including the gross shit I had like girls shooting footballs out of their vaginas and japanese people shitting in eachothers mouths.

    why... would you keep that?

    I don't know man, it was back in the day when the only way to find that stuff was to download it off kazaa or whatever. We would all just keep it for a while and when our friends came over we'd all be like "Check out this sick shit I found!"

    i tried to find the psychological term for the phenomenon of people deriving amusement from a shared horrifying experience.

    i couldn't find it, but i'm sure there is one.

    you failed me wikipedia.

    yeah, I was just thinking this is similar to those moments where someone says: "Hey, this smells so bad, here you smell it!" or "Hey, this tastes like shit... here, you try!"
    that kind of logic

    yes, exactly that

    it's a common enough element of human psychology that i am sure there is a term for it

    i just couldn't find what it was

    oh oh i know i've heard this somewhere

    what's it called now oh yes

    Misery Loves Company

    there ya go good day sir

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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Some should write a fanfic about someone saying that the Lazy Town girl was hot after seeing a picture of her. Our hero was relieved to find she was 15, but then someone points out that the picture was taken when she was either 12 or 13. He then gets a prescription for Depo Provera.

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