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Whats the worst fanfic idea you can think of?

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    Spanky The DolphinSpanky The Dolphin Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    denihilist wrote:
    I met a guy on a bus once that wrote a Knight Rider/Transformers fanfic in which Michael and KITT become a Headmaster Autobot.
    You know...that's actually kind of a cool idea.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It's not technically a fanfic, but I was once part of a thread that eventually became a discussion of what wearing the Venom symbiote would do to the sync ratio of one of the Evangelion pilots.

    I kind of had to stop myself forcibly from writing the resultant crossover fanfic.

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    SpeedySwafSpeedySwaf Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I recall this Pokemon fanfic years ago that was called "Team Revelation." It was essentially about a team of Christian kids who were employed by the state to fight Team Rocket, and spread the word of Jesus Christ. Highlights included Christian rock bands, hoverboards, the denouncement of evolution (Pokemon "grew up"), psychics (they were really God or Satan given powers) and of course servings of angels and demons.

    Alas, it has seemingly dropped off the face of the internet. Google shows the only thing left being MSTs and broken links.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    SpeedySwaf wrote:
    I recall this Pokemon fanfic years ago that was called "Team Revelation." It was essentially about a team of Christian kids who were employed by the state to fight Team Rocket, and spread the word of Jesus Christ. Highlights included Christian rock bands, hoverboards, the denouncement of evolution (Pokemon "grew up"), psychics (they were really God or Satan given powers) and of course servings of angels and demons.

    Alas, it has seemingly dropped off the face of the internet. Google shows the only thing left being MSTs and broken links.
    And relief settled over the quiet regions of the Pokemon Universe as the fundamentalist Christians were booted forever and ever.

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Gir and a piggy fucking.


    FOR 900 PAGES.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    wallhitter wrote:
    Gir and a piggy fucking.


    FOR 900 PAGES.
    I don't feel like reading the bible again thank you very much.

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    FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Harrier wrote:
    It's not technically a fanfic, but I was once part of a thread that eventually became a discussion of what wearing the Venom symbiote would do to the sync ratio of one of the Evangelion pilots.

    I kind of had to stop myself forcibly from writing the resultant crossover fanfic.

    along those lines.....

    What would be the result of different pilots in an EVA unit from other robot series, or anything else one can think of?

    All I can come up with is that Coop from Megas XLR would probably be the most destructive of anyone.

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Harrier wrote:
    It's not technically a fanfic, but I was once part of a thread that eventually became a discussion of what wearing the Venom symbiote would do to the sync ratio of one of the Evangelion pilots.

    I kind of had to stop myself forcibly from writing the resultant crossover fanfic.

    along those lines.....

    What would be the result of different pilots in an EVA unit from other robot series, or anything else one can think of?

    All I can come up with is that Coop from Megas XLR would probably be the most destructive of anyone.
    Amuro Ray could probably force a synchronization, being imbued as he is with Newtype abilities. He'd just tap into the Eva's dormant consciousness and bend it to his will.

    I'm trying to think of the Macross/Robotech main characters, but the only name that comes to mind is Minmei, and I remember her because she was annoying as fuck.

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    LahnLahn Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    anything based off this:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=T_tiBGOEoVM

    edit:
    wait, that'd rock.

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    ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Lahn wrote:
    anything based off this:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=T_tiBGOEoVM

    edit:
    wait, that'd rock.

    Did... did that hook lift that guy by his eyeball

    D:

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Arcibi wrote:
    Lahn wrote:
    anything based off this:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=T_tiBGOEoVM

    edit:
    wait, that'd rock.

    Did... did that hook lift that guy by his eyeball

    D:

    how have you not seen that?

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I thought a copy of that clip came with every modem.

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    Homestar GunnerHomestar Gunner Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Has anybody mentioned Bible fan fiction yet?

    If not...ugggggggggh


    oh man

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    Arcibi wrote:
    Lahn wrote:
    anything based off this:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=T_tiBGOEoVM

    edit:
    wait, that'd rock.

    Did... did that hook lift that guy by his eyeball

    D:

    how have you not seen that?

    Am I the only one that keeps thinking they're gonna start kissing 50 sec in?

    Edit: Keep an eye out for ya, Stingray!

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    KaennethKaenneth Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Final Fantasy IX crossover with...Winnie the Pooh. Amarant&Freya pairing. Please, give it a chance!

    Smurfette unties the skintight blue band she must
    use to suppress her natural bustiness, and her astounding tits
    spring forth into the daylight. The Sun gleams lecherously on
    the smooth, blue flesh, nipples crinkling in the light of day from
    her soon-to-be-unbridled lust.

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    I guess...I dunno, rainbow bright? Only slutty rainbow bright. Anime.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Batman's been brought up in this thread, right?

    Anyway

    Happy birthday Christian Bale

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    How about fanfic based off of SCIENCE

    "As Barium slowly removed the atoms from the the Iron molecule, it could not help but notice its beautiful, ripe nucleus which it went in to slowly charge..."

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    wallhitter wrote:
    How about fanfic based off of SCIENCE

    "As Barium slowly removed the atoms from the the Iron molecule, it could not help but notice its beautiful, ripe nucleus which it went in to slowly charge..."

    This is making me slightly uncomfortable.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    wallhitter wrote:
    How about fanfic based off of SCIENCE

    "As Barium slowly removed the atoms from the the Iron molecule, it could not help but notice its beautiful, ripe nucleus which it went in to slowly charge..."

    ..and Iron molecule's chemical bonds began to quiver in anticipation...

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    edited January 2007
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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Guys cut it out.

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    edited January 2007
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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i have a fucking boner
    It's okay. Hydrogen bonding gets me so fucking hot too.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    wallhitter wrote:
    i have a fucking boner
    It's okay. Hydrogen bonding gets me so fucking hot too.

    THAT'S MY MOTHER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    hahaha oh man, I am laughing way to hard at that

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Guys did you check out her outer electron shell

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hank/Dean slash incest fanfic

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Hank/Dean slash incest fanfic

    With Venturestein

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    BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    bart gently laid lisa down onto his bed, kissing her neck the whole way down

    he breathes in the scent of her beautiful hair

    it smells of sweet strawberries

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    back to the future doc + marty yaoi

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Borfase wrote:
    bart gently laid lisa down onto his bed, kissing her neck the whole way down

    he breathes in the scent of her beautiful hair

    it smells of sweet strawberries
    I think I've seen that picture...

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Lube?

    Where we're going, we don't need lube.

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    SoupSoup Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    back to the future doc + doc yaoi

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    back to the future doc + doc yaoi

    1.21 jiggawatts?!?

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    StoverStover Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    back to the future doc + doc yaoi

    1.21 jiggawatts?!?

    Of love.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    moer liek 1.21 jiggawhat's

    m i rite?

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    grease and DBZ crossover

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I read a fanfic once that was a Link x Sheik story, only in it Sheik was really a guy and not Zelda at all, then Link gets captured and raped by Gannondorf and Sheik has to go rescue him. I forget entirely what I was doing reading it, but the concept was pretty funny. I think they had tender, loving, gay buttsex at the end but I stopped reading once they got past the end of the game.

    Man, that was good times. Thanks interwebs.

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