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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    AGE FASTER ALL OF YOU! AGE FASTER THAN ME!

    Evander on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    that world of text thing is trippy

    Swill on
  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited October 2010
    Evander wrote: »
    WTF.

    I remember back when the only people younger than me were like Whippy and Bagel.

    When the hell did everyone get so young?

    PDVD_004.BMP

    It is a long story...

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I feel slighty uneasy and dirty using it.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    yeah me too

    i gave up after figuring out that is was less advanced than a bathroom in that it does not have a glory hole

    Swill on
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I just turned 26 on the 17th.

    That is MORE than 25.

    What the hell is happening?

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  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Honestly, I've never heard "flossing" used that way.

    I am out of touch with youth culture.

    Edit: I mean, I know that "flossy flossy" part of that one song, but I never had any clue what it meant.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2010
    i don't know what i'd do if i found a gloryhole

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited October 2010
    Evander wrote: »
    I just turned 26 on the 17th.

    That is MORE than 25.

    What the hell is happening?

    Still less than 30!

    Eh?

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    i don't know what i'd do if i found a gloryhole

    Put your finger in.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2010
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    i don't know what i'd do if i found a gloryhole

    Put your finger in.

    all the single fellas

    Garlic Bread on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Evander wrote: »
    I just turned 26 on the 17th.

    That is MORE than 25.

    What the hell is happening?

    Shit I am the old man then

    Macro9 on
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    I just turned 26 on the 17th.

    That is MORE than 25.

    What the hell is happening?

    Shit I am the old man then

    Probably not.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    I just turned 26 on the 17th.

    That is MORE than 25.

    What the hell is happening?

    Shit I am the old man then

    Probably not.

    Fuck you old man
    that feels better

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    i don't know what i'd do if i found a gloryhole

    go to a restaurant and take all their little packets of jelly

    empty those into a ziplock bag

    tape the ziplock bag open on the hole

    boom,

    Swill on
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    I just turned 26 on the 17th.

    That is MORE than 25.

    What the hell is happening?

    Still less than 30!

    Eh?

    THAT'S NOT THE POINT, MOM!

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    next time i am in vancouver we will actually do this

    go around town hunting for glory holes

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Burning Organ wrote: »

    Like the Dutch ever did ANYTHING of importance.

    But they are good at floristry!

    Solar, where abouts in the UK are you from?

    I am from Sheffield but currently a student in Winchester, which is a nice enough place.

    Solar on
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Burning Organ wrote: »

    Like the Dutch ever did ANYTHING of importance.

    But they are good at floristry!

    Solar, where abouts in the UK are you from?

    I am from Sheffield but currently a student in Winchester, which is a nice enough place.

    Huh. I too am from Sheffield.

    Small world.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    NO! The world is giant, which makes coincidences noteworthy.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Evander wrote: »
    NO! The world is giant, which makes coincidences noteworthy.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    That taxi driver REALLY hated that moped.

    Evander on
  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    as a twin

    this scares me

    BugBoy on
  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Guess what BB

    I am buying you a moped for your birthday. I hope you like it!

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    not being a teenager any more is weird. it's kind of sad, actually. my childhood is well and truly behind me.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited October 2010
    Evander wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    I just turned 26 on the 17th.

    That is MORE than 25.

    What the hell is happening?

    Still less than 30!

    Eh?

    THAT'S NOT THE POINT, MOM!

    WHY WON'T YOU EVER CALL ME!?!?!

    P.S. I love your avatar, such a tragic tale...

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    You will all succumb to my fate.

    The only way out is to die early.

    Tonkka on
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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Burning Organ wrote: »

    Like the Dutch ever did ANYTHING of importance.

    But they are good at floristry!

    Solar, where abouts in the UK are you from?

    I am from Sheffield but currently a student in Winchester, which is a nice enough place.

    Huh. I too am from Sheffield.

    Small world.

    Apparently so.

    Solar on
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Remember that surprise party I mentioned way back at the beginning of the thread?

    The one I didn't want and called my folks and girlfriend out on?

    Right..well, turns out they forgot to invite one of the guys I consider to be my brother. Everyone's hung out with him and we've all known him for 10 plus years, so it isn't like they didn't know this guy existed. Hell, they invited his actual brother (another very close friend).

    Not on purpose, of course. But yea....


    Guys, if you're ever planning a party for someone else....don't.

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I laughed, even though it's kinda terrible.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    too late i already planned another party for you

    what're your feelings on pits full of biting animals

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I was talking to my brother on the phone while he was over at our parents' house and he mentioned that I'll be home on my birthday for the first time since I graduated from high school

    my mom yelled in the background "we're having a birthday party!"

    not sure how I feel about this

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited October 2010
    Hey, Free cake is free cake...

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2010
    i wish people threw me parties

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    I laughed, even though it's kinda terrible.


    Oh, said friend laughed as well. I mean, still don't know if he'll be able to make it because of getting the time off but yep.

    One hell of a thing.


    Bits, you know it's coming. Set parameters if you wish or just sit back and enjoy it, the choice is so very yours. Either way, have yourself a good time when it goes down.

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I will try! I'll probably request certain food and that always makes me happy, so it'll be worth it in that regard!

    bowtiedseal on
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