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  • Fleck0Fleck0 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Bloody Good Time lives up to it's namesake. Oozes character and the rounds though short, are frantic as hell.

    Think 'The Ship 2' cause that's pretty much what it is. Played two hours so far and definitely got my $4.50 worth, though I'm pretty bad about thinking someone is stalking me, panicking, and hacking them up with a katana. Fortunately idiots like me are penalized by being taken out for a round after they kill too many "innocents"

    also worth noting: That quick look I linked earlier is the 360 version and it don't look so hot cause brad is bad. The PC version supports 16 players instead of 7 and aiming is as easy as it is in any source-based PC FPS

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thief: Deadly Shadows
    Currently trying to elude the Keeper Enforcers, and I hate everything about them. The fact that their telepathy means I can't judge their direction/distance by sound, their constant alertness meaning no blackjacking...and the sounds I hear when someone gets in their way.

    Oh gods, the sounds. D:

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  • eobeteobet 8-bit childhood SwedenRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Wee... "Steam servers are busy" so sorry, you're not allowed to play the game you paid for.

    How the fuck do I get around this?

    EDIT: Found the offline mode which enabled me to pause the update... let's hope this works. Grr.

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    Heard the proposition that RIAA and MPAA should join forces and form "Music And Film Industry Association"?
  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    stfuad wrote: »
    Orogogus wrote: »
    Dourin wrote: »
    LewieP wrote: »
    RE4 is a much much better game than 5. Even with the PC port being so bad.

    RE4 was a great game. Definitely better than RE5. However, just looking at PC versions, RE5 is the better game. RE5's not terrible, it's just not very creative. It simply took all the ideas from RE4 and reused them in not-Africa.

    Also, if you have a friend with RE5 PC, it's definitely worth picking up. I feel like the people who rag on RE5 are the ones who went through it single-player with AI. You do it that way, yeah, it's not so fun. However, hop on with a friend, and you will absolutely have a blast.

    The mouse hack for RE4 PC was not very good, the last time I checked, kind of janky. I guess you could play it with a gamepad. RE5 doesn't have this issue, I think.

    In the PC version of RE5 you don't get a laser pointer anymore it's a huge crosshair that takes up way to much screen space. There must be some kind of mouse acceleration too, cause aiming isn't very smooth.

    Almost every game (and even your OS, at least on Windows) has mouse acceleration turned on by default. I highly doubt that is a problem with RE5.

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  • eobeteobet 8-bit childhood SwedenRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    eobet wrote: »
    Wee... "Steam servers are busy" so sorry, you're not allowed to play the game you paid for.

    How the fuck do I get around this?

    EDIT: Found the offline mode which enabled me to pause the update... let's hope this works. Grr.

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    I think this meme is appropriate now:

    FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    It's just beyond me how people can think Steam is actually good... it's the worst piece of shit online store, with the worst piece of shit DRM that I've ever encountered!

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    Heard the proposition that RIAA and MPAA should join forces and form "Music And Film Industry Association"?
  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Games need to be fully updated to be played in offline mode. If you really want to play in offline mode, start the game once in online mode and then switch to offline mode.

    Also, you've complained about Steam that I remember you as that guy that hates Steam.

    The only time I ever see the "Steam servers are busy" error is when a large game or update has just been released, so I don't really understand why you're getting it.

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  • ShyftedShyfted Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    eobet wrote: »
    eobet wrote: »
    Wee... "Steam servers are busy" so sorry, you're not allowed to play the game you paid for.

    How the fuck do I get around this?

    EDIT: Found the offline mode which enabled me to pause the update... let's hope this works. Grr.

    worstdrm.png

    I think this meme is appropriate now:

    FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    It's just beyond me how people can think Steam is actually good... it's the worst piece of shit online store, with the worst piece of shit DRM that I've ever encountered!

    Steam -> Settings -> Downloads + Cloud: Change your download location.

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  • TeriferinTeriferin Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm pretty happy with Steam because I can count the number of times I've had problems with it on one hand.

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  • CentipeedCentipeed Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Teriferin wrote: »
    I'm pretty happy with Steam because I can count the number of times I've had problems with it on one hand.

    No you IDIOT Steam is the biggest piece of shit EVER GOD I wish we could just go back to buying our games in boxes from buildings ARGH.

    Centipeed on
  • eobeteobet 8-bit childhood SwedenRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Shyfted wrote: »
    Steam -> Settings -> Downloads + Cloud: Change your download location.

    My location in that box is stated accurately. Do you mean I should try to change it to somewhere else and see what happens?
    Centipeed wrote: »
    No you IDIOT Steam is the biggest piece of shit EVER GOD I wish we could just go back to buying our games in boxes from buildings ARGH.

    If that's a sarcastic retort (very badly) aimed at me, you should know I wrote online store because there are alternatives which aren't as obtrusive and where the updates are optional, like for example Impulse.

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    Heard the proposition that RIAA and MPAA should join forces and form "Music And Film Industry Association"?
  • eobeteobet 8-bit childhood SwedenRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Oh, and I forget: Some recent Mac ports like Supreme Commander 2, and probably also Civilization 5, requires Steam, but doesn't actually handle updates through Steam... perhaps I should no longer consider this to be a bad thing.

    (But then the Steamworks requirement is completely wasted, because it's only for DRM, and in the case of Supreme Commander 2, you can't even buy the Mac version from Steam, even though it requires it... you actually have to buy it from a competing digital download service!)

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    Heard the proposition that RIAA and MPAA should join forces and form "Music And Film Industry Association"?
  • IceyIcey Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I don't know why you would expect a game that is in the middle of updating to launch. If you don't want games to automatically update right click on the particular game, go to properties, click on the updates tab and select "Do not automatically update this game."

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  • DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Why are you still in the steam thread if all you are going to do is complain about steam? Do you want help? What you are doing is basically trolling, and you probably aren't going to get nice responses helping you if all you do is try to bash steam and whine in the steam thread.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I don't know, Diannao, I think I'm going to stop using Steam and never play any of the many, many games I've bought ever again. His well-thought-out posts and charismatic forum persona have changed my viewpoint and now I hate Steam too but will continue to use it and complain loudly about it.

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  • CentipeedCentipeed Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    eobet wrote: »
    Centipeed wrote: »
    No you IDIOT Steam is the biggest piece of shit EVER GOD I wish we could just go back to buying our games in boxes from buildings ARGH.

    If that's a sarcastic retort (very badly) aimed at me, you should know I wrote online store because there are alternatives which aren't as obtrusive and where the updates are optional, like for example Impulse.

    I can't be trusted to be very clear on my reasoning, but the retort was aimed (Very excellently) at anyone who complains about Steam - If I had to rely on the other download services in the industry (That is, if Steam didn't exist), I think I'd have to die.

    LITERALLY.

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  • XeddicusXeddicus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Darmak wrote: »
    I don't know, Diannao, I think I'm going to stop using Steam and never play any of the many, many games I've bought ever again. His well-thought-out posts and charismatic forum persona have changed my viewpoint and now I hate Steam too but will continue to use it and complain loudly about it.

    Steam isn't that bad, but that's kind of his point I imagine. If you DO hate Steam or GFWL or whatever, why the hell should you be forced to use it if the game doesn't even take advantage of it? You shouldn't. And then maybe you'd just prefer it without it even if it does integrate it beyond DRM for whatever reason. Not a unreasonable position, even if it works fine for you.

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  • EggPuppetEggPuppet Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    every time I see someone complaining about steam I imagine them to have a stovepipe hat, handlebar mustache, and substitute "cornswaggled horseless carriage" for every instance of "steam"

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  • UltimanecatUltimanecat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    No point ganging up on him. I absolutely hated the idea of steam back when it was first rolled out and offered nothing but some ugly front end tacked onto Half Life. Then HL2 came out and I figured "Why not? I'm getting a boatload for the asking price anyway (they were throwing in HL and all the expansions and CS and CS:S and some game I've still yet to play called Ricochet). Then I mostly ignored it for years until a thread here convinced that Stalker was the best thing ever, I got it on sale through steam, and never looked back.

    I probably still wouldn't be using steam if it weren't for the sales. The community features appear amazing but I don't have any friends who play computer games nor do I do much multiplayer gaming.

    My point is we all have our irrational or semirational hatreds. I fucking LOATHE XBL as a pay-service and will never understand it, but I've given up caring. It's clearly not for me. If steam offers nothing to you that you can't get through brick-and-mortar, you have every right to hate it as a needless complication. And there is no way we can offer fixes for that sort of problem in this thread.

    BTW, changing your region can sometimes convince steam to try connecting to other servers. Some ISPs even run their own steam servers. If you are consistently getting those error messages I would probably start investigating in that direction. Anecdotally speaking it seems to be rare to see that message often.

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  • LykouraghLykouragh Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I can imagine a world where I didn't like Steam.

    A world, where, perhaps, it has been bought out by Microsoft. None of the games work. None of the non-GFWL games ever go on sale. An ad plays as you launch each game....

    Alternatively: Steam becomes more like Impulse.

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  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Xeddicus wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    I don't know, Diannao, I think I'm going to stop using Steam and never play any of the many, many games I've bought ever again. His well-thought-out posts and charismatic forum persona have changed my viewpoint and now I hate Steam too but will continue to use it and complain loudly about it.

    Steam isn't that bad, but that's kind of his point I imagine. If you DO hate Steam or GFWL or whatever, why the hell should you be forced to use it if the game doesn't even take advantage of it? You shouldn't. And then maybe you'd just prefer it without it even if it does integrate it beyond DRM for whatever reason. Not a unreasonable position, even if it works fine for you.

    Not unreasonable until you start saying that all the other systems are clearly so much better.

    At which point I can only look back at my experiences with GFWL and shake my head sadly. Eating savegames is a standard freaking feature of GFWL as far as I'm concerned.

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  • KnowlKnowl Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    complaining about steam?

    is this the 2004 thread? shit, wrong turn

    Knowl on
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  • JazzJazz Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    My one contribution to this discussion:
    eobet wrote: »
    Shyfted wrote: »
    Steam -> Settings -> Downloads + Cloud: Change your download location.
    My location in that box is stated accurately. Do you mean I should try to change it to somewhere else and see what happens?
    Yes.

    Jazz on
  • DerrickDerrick Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Steam has been amazing for me. You can't argue with the discounts, plus man it's so convenient. Would I rather go through a bargin bin (that largely doesn't exist for pc games in my area) at some store or log in to steam and snag an awesome game for 5-10 bucks? Yeah think I'll go for the latter.

    Even if I could get better deals at brick and mortar stores, my time is worth the extra money to me.

    Derrick on
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  • jclastjclast Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Xeddicus wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    I don't know, Diannao, I think I'm going to stop using Steam and never play any of the many, many games I've bought ever again. His well-thought-out posts and charismatic forum persona have changed my viewpoint and now I hate Steam too but will continue to use it and complain loudly about it.

    Steam isn't that bad, but that's kind of his point I imagine. If you DO hate Steam or GFWL or whatever, why the hell should you be forced to use it if the game doesn't even take advantage of it? You shouldn't. And then maybe you'd just prefer it without it even if it does integrate it beyond DRM for whatever reason. Not a unreasonable position, even if it works fine for you.

    Even if it doesn't take advantage of every bell and whistle, by simple virtue of being a Steam game I can download and install it anywhere I happen to be if I have a good internet connection. And from the publisher's perspective I'd imagine the DRM scheme is a big plus.

    And as with any other Steam game you have access to your universal friends list, Steam overlay, and automatic patching (except for a few special cases apparently). All Steam games take advantage of several features that are built into the service.

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Man, I remember when there were actually valid things to complain about

    Remember when friends didn't work?

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    tofu wrote: »
    Man, I remember when there were actually valid things to complain about

    Remember when friends didn't work?

    That period of time is so extensive that I can only remember parts of it, because to behold the entire stretch in one chunk would be to overwhelm my capacities for rational cognition.

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  • KnowlKnowl Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    tofu wrote: »
    Man, I remember when there were actually valid things to complain about

    Remember when friends didn't work?

    and when half-life 2 didn't work oh my god

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  • CheesecakeRecipeCheesecakeRecipe "Should not be allowed to post in the Steam Thread" - Isorn Squalor Victoria, Squalor Victoria!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    tofu wrote: »
    Man, I remember when there were actually valid things to complain about

    Remember when friends didn't work?

    That period of time is so extensive that I can only remember parts of it, because to behold the entire stretch in one chunk would be to overwhelm my capacities for rational cognition.

    This.

    Most of my memories of steam friends involve seeing it saying that it was "Down" for years.

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Thief: Deadly Shadows
    I'm in the Cradle. Found the first note and had to stop for a little while.

    Of course, the thing I hate is that the writer in me is taking notes on the whole experience. "Oh, that sound was well-placed. That choice of words was perfect." It breaks the immersion a little bit, but it's my own fault. :P

    In any case, I hope I don't have to go out of my way to get enough loot on this one, because staying any longer than I have to is gonna be...ugh.

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  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It is absolutely astounding how awesome and excellent Steam is for how little annoyance and evil you endure in return.

    It's awesomeness-to-annoyance quotient (or excellence-to evil-quotient) is positively off the charts.

    Put another way, it's amazing how relatively little you have to put up with in the way of technical shenanigans and greedy invasive digital media corporation bullshit when you consider all the advantages Steam provides.

    I guess what I'm trying to say is that I, like other rational human beings, love Steam.

    Yeah.

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  • StormwatcherStormwatcher Blegh BlughRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    eobet wrote: »
    Shyfted wrote: »
    Steam -> Settings -> Downloads + Cloud: Change your download location.

    My location in that box is stated accurately. Do you mean I should try to change it to somewhere else and see what happens?
    Centipeed wrote: »
    No you IDIOT Steam is the biggest piece of shit EVER GOD I wish we could just go back to buying our games in boxes from buildings ARGH.

    If that's a sarcastic retort (very badly) aimed at me, you should know I wrote online store because there are alternatives which aren't as obtrusive and where the updates are optional, like for example Impulse.

    Updates are optional in Steam too.

    I think you're thinking about GFWL.

    oh, and I've had much more trouble with impulse than Steam. I've had nothing but good times with Steam.

    So there.

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    To inject my share of positivity to the thread.

    Sat down a few nights ago with Titan Quest after buying it on sale, and I can't believe I never got into this game before. It may be the massive number of class combinations, but it has completely sucked me in.

    Got a friend to dust off his copy, figuratively speaking, and start up a character with me and we've been making our way through Normal mode here and there for the past few nights.

    Absolutely worth every penny.

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  • Mustachio JonesMustachio Jones jerseyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    To toss a coin into the "Steam isn't actually working at all for me right now" pot, it well, isn't really working at all for me right now. The only thing I can do, rather humorously, is Friends. The Store, News, and Community home pages don't load in Steam for me at all. Trying to launch a game shoots a "This game is currently unavailable" error.

    I've tried all of the standard Steam troubleshooting steps and still nothing.

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Is there any way to convince the Steam Overlay to use a second monitor?

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  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    If you haven't played and completed Eversion by now you are a bad person who should feel bad.

    Also, it looks like the Super Meat Boy preorder is going to go live at some point this week for at least the PC.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    If you haven't played and completed Eversion by now you are a bad person who should feel bad.

    Also, it looks like the Super Meat Boy preorder is going to go live at some point this week for at least the PC.

    Yes, Eversion is great and should be played by everyone. You can get it for free if you want but I wanted to see the hi-def version and support the dev at the same time.

    I'm also eagerly awaiting SMB, the 360 demo was great. I must be on a 2D platformer kick because yesterday I ordered Battle Kid as well. :D

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  • hadokenhadoken Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Oh christ, my birthday moneys are being sunk into this steam sale. Monkey island 2, overlord and worms.

    I really hope worms is good, i've heard people say its the bee's knees, but some reviews arent so positive.

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  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Worms is okay. It's not as good as Worms Armageddon but it's miles ahead of the 3D entries in the series that we've had to endure over the last decade.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I remember when they rolled out community features for Steam

    Now I can't imagine online gaming without them

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    eobet wrote: »
    Shyfted wrote: »
    Steam -> Settings -> Downloads + Cloud: Change your download location.

    My location in that box is stated accurately. Do you mean I should try to change it to somewhere else and see what happens?

    Restart your computer.

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