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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I remember when they rolled out community features for Steam

    Now I can't imagine online gaming without them

    It amazes me that moron developers will still use shit like Gamespy

    I'm looking at you, Gearbox!

    tofu on
  • ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    With the amount of shit-talking Gearbox has been doing on Valve, no shit they're not gonna use Steamworks.

    Could be worse. They could've decided to GFWL up.

    Zxerol on
  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Gonna be honest here, even GFWL is better than Gamespy

    Fuck you Randy Pitchford

    tofu on
  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    tofu wrote: »
    Gonna be honest here, even GFWL is better than Gamespy

    Fuck you Randy Pitchford

    Hey now

    That's just not true

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Maybe we should agree to bring back The Zone

    tofu on
  • DrakeDrake Edgelord Trash Below the ecliptic plane.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    tofu wrote: »
    Maybe we should agree to bring back The Zone

    Or Heat.net. Ugh.

    Drake on
  • ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    screw y'all mplayer for life

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    So after realizing it was Halloween night, I decided that the Cradle had obviously chosen this night to take me.

    At midnight, I turned out all the lights and sat down with my headphones on at a healthy volume, for my first ever run through the Shalebridge Cradle.

    My report on the experience:
    IT WAS A MISTAKE OH MY GOD WHAT A MISTAKE D:

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Olivaw wrote: »
    tofu wrote: »
    Gonna be honest here, even GFWL is better than Gamespy

    Fuck you Randy Pitchford

    Hey now

    That's just not true

    It is. Gamespy is shittier than Live.

    Peewi on
  • hadokenhadoken Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    OMG Monkey Island 2 is the SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT. What a fun game, and i haven't killed anything yet.

    Jeebus christ, this is one series that deserves the remakes. Funfunfunfunfun

    <3 Steam <3 Valve <3

    hadoken on
  • BartholamueBartholamue Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    You should love Traveller's Tales. They made the game.

    Bartholamue on
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  • -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Peewi wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    tofu wrote: »
    Gonna be honest here, even GFWL is better than Gamespy

    Fuck you Randy Pitchford

    Hey now

    That's just not true

    It is. Gamespy is shittier than Live.

    Hard to decide between them. It's like comparing rotten worm riddled apples to mouldy dried up oranges.

    -SPI- on
  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Peewi wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    tofu wrote: »
    Gonna be honest here, even GFWL is better than Gamespy

    Fuck you Randy Pitchford

    Hey now

    That's just not true

    It is. Gamespy is shittier than Live.

    GameSpy at least has integration within the game and doesn't require you to use a shittily designed client, or require an internet connection to use your saves, or require you to have the game open in order to patch it, or totally complicate the process of joining or inviting someone else to your game

    GameSpy just doesn't work half of the time, and has shitty netcode the other half of the time

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Can anyone buy anything through the website? I keep getting an error and I an waiting to install the client now.

    RE: Bloody good time, I enjoyed the ship although it was a beast to install off my old laptop, best part was watching someone come at me and nailing them with a flare gun and watching them run off on fire.

    edit: Hey, does anyone know where I can get a wallpaper of that background from the "ABOUT" page on the website?

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  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Drake wrote: »
    tofu wrote: »
    Maybe we should agree to bring back The Zone

    Or Heat.net. Ugh.

    I love your sig.
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Peewi wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    tofu wrote: »
    Gonna be honest here, even GFWL is better than Gamespy

    Fuck you Randy Pitchford

    Hey now

    That's just not true

    It is. Gamespy is shittier than Live.

    GameSpy at least has integration within the game and doesn't require you to use a shittily designed client, or require an internet connection to use your saves, or require you to have the game open in order to patch it, or totally complicate the process of joining or inviting someone else to your game

    GameSpy just doesn't work half of the time, and has shitty netcode the other half of the time
    Ok every once in a while this complaint comes up, and when I see it I have to say this. I worked for GameSpy for a few years, they provide middleware, and it is up to the developers to implement it well. THOUSANDS of games use GameSpy software, and 90% of the time when it is implemented well nobody knows any better, hell most games that use GameSpy software don't even list it on the box or have a "powered by" logo at startup. Did you know that the stat tracking software in GTA4 and RDR is GameSpy tech? GameSpy provides tools for developers to use, and frankly if a developer does a piss poor job of using those tools why is it that GameSpy get's blamed? I'm sick of hearing it when thousands upon thousands of other games have no problem, but occasionally a developer uses their ass to try to jam a round peg into a square hole and all the blame get's leveled on GameSpy.

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sorry, but if Gamespy puts their name on it they get some of the blame

    Plus, I remember having to use Gamespy Arcade

    tofu on
  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Because when games (such as Borderlands) ask us to log in to a Gamespy thing, it makes sense to us to blame Gamespy when the online features don't work as well as we'd like.

    Peewi on
  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I really don't care about gamespy except that it was what I installed to play the Command and Conquer renegade multiplayer demo

    edit: Dammit! I installed the client and I still can't buy!

    RoyceSraphim on
  • CentipeedCentipeed Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    You should love Traveller's Tales. They made the game.

    Do you mean Telltale Games?

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    That silly goose of a program, it still won't work! I am missing out on sales and now steam is missing out on my $38!

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Gamespy doesn't (to my knowledge) fuck any single player games.

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  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Peewi wrote: »
    Because when games (such as Borderlands) ask us to log in to a Gamespy thing, it makes sense to us to blame Gamespy when the online features don't work as well as we'd like.
    So on the rare occasion that a developer slaps their logo on the intro and it doesn't work because they didn't implement the code correctly, it's GameSpy's fault, but nobody cares about the thousands of games that quietly use their middleware and work fine? Borderlands on the PC was a buggy piece of shit out the gate, give credit where credit is due.
    tofu wrote: »
    Sorry, but if Gamespy puts their name on it they get some of the blame

    Plus, I remember having to use Gamespy Arcade
    I can't speak for GameSpy or Gearbox here, but how do you know it was GameSpy that put their logo in Gearboxes game?

    While GameSpy Arcade may be antiquated crap by today's standards, it served a stopgap purpose back in the day and wasn't that bad. I worked on the program for 2 years, people were fairly happy with it at the time.
    LewieP wrote: »
    Gamespy doesn't (to my knowledge) fuck any single player games.

    I'm not sure what you are saying, are you defending me or being sarcastic?

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  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    LewieP wrote: »
    Gamespy doesn't (to my knowledge) fuck any single player games.

    I'm not sure what you are saying, are you defending me or being sarcastic?

    I believe he's referring to GFWL, which has a nasty tendency to eat savegames. Sometimes it's an issue with it encrypting savegames in weird ways, or trying to save games in different locations depending on whether your same account is actually connected to the internet at the minute or not. And sometimes they'll just disappear or die for no apparent reason at all (my experience with Gears of War PC).

    IIRC some people have also been having issues with Steam's cloud saves. So far that system's only worked smoothly for me, so I can't really comment on that.

    He could also be talking about other things like the fact that offline mode can be a little hit and miss with Steam if there are updates pending. Again, can't comment on that personally since offline mode has usually worked fine for me when I've had to use it in recent years.


    EDIT: Basically Gamepy doesn't do that.

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Neither. GFWL is in single player games, whereas any problems associated with GameSpy would be limited to Multi Player games right?

    I wasn't making a judgement of GameSpy because I don't think I've ever played a GameSpy game multiplayer before, or I don't remember having any problems if I did.

    Edit: What subedii said, but not just saving, all the other problems with GFWL.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    You worked on GameSpy Arcade?

    I think I cursed your name and household at some point

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  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    LewieP wrote: »
    Neither. GFWL is in single player games, whereas any problems associated with GameSpy would be limited to Multi Player games right?

    I wasn't making a judgement of GameSpy because I don't think I've ever played a GameSpy game multiplayer before, or I don't remember having any problems if I did.

    Edit: What subedii said, but not just saving, all the other problems with GFWL.

    That's the thing, GameSpy isn't just multiplayer stuff, it's middleware that's inside and out of some games used for all kinds of stuff, like the examples I gave earlier where all the stat tracking in GTA4 and RDR is done with GameSpy software. That's stat tracking in the sense of everything you do in the game, the stats that are shown to you every time you pause, not just online K/D stats.
    Olivaw wrote: »
    You worked on GameSpy Arcade?

    I think I cursed your name and household at some point
    I didn't specifically work on the programing side of things. Back when GSA was out I was a mere [Helper] doing live support from within the service.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    GameSpy's middleware doesn't even hold a candle to the king of all middleware

    Yeah that's right

    No one ever interviews GameSpy

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  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It seemed fine for SWAT 4, which is one of the last games I remember actually making explicit usage of it.

    Personally I don't think I've ever had any issues with Gamespy, but then I wasn't trying to play Borderlands when it released, which is where most of the anger at it seems to come from these days.

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  • Jimmy MarkuJimmy Marku LondonRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Centipeed wrote: »
    You should love Traveller's Tales. They made the game.

    Do you mean Telltale Games?

    Telltale made the recent episodic series, 'Tales of Monkey Island'.

    LucasArts developed Monkey Island 2.

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  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Olivaw wrote: »
    GameSpy's middleware doesn't even hold a candle to the king of all middleware

    Yeah that's right

    No one ever interviews GameSpy

    That's a lot, but let me give you an idea for GameSpy. There was a hall in our office with large framed movie poster sized collages. Each collage was filled with roughly postage stamp sized box shots of games. So imagine around 3 to 5 posters lining a hall with hundreds of game boxes on each chronicling all of the games that use GameSpy tech in some form or another. Games for every system, PC, console, and handhelds, from all parts of the world, USA, Europe, Japan, etc.

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  • SudsSuds Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    To toss a coin into the "Steam isn't actually working at all for me right now" pot, it well, isn't really working at all for me right now. The only thing I can do, rather humorously, is Friends. The Store, News, and Community home pages don't load in Steam for me at all. Trying to launch a game shoots a "This game is currently unavailable" error.

    I've tried all of the standard Steam troubleshooting steps and still nothing.

    I get this error with a corrupted install of a game. Try verifying the cache to see if anything is missing.

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  • SudsSuds Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Shattered Horizon and Lead and Gold will be free to play this coming weekend (Nov 4-7) as part of the Frontier Free Weekend. They'll also be offered together as a bundle for $12.49

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  • AnakinOUAnakinOU Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I still use my GameSpy mouse bungee thing, so, ummm...yeah.

    (edit)

    This:

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  • -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Olivaw wrote: »
    GameSpy's middleware doesn't even hold a candle to the king of all middleware

    Yeah that's right

    No one ever interviews GameSpy

    That's a lot, but let me give you an idea for GameSpy. There was a hall in our office with large framed movie poster sized collages. Each collage was filled with roughly postage stamp sized box shots of games. So imagine around 3 to 5 posters lining a hall with hundreds of game boxes on each chronicling all of the games that use GameSpy tech in some form or another. Games for every system, PC, console, and handhelds, from all parts of the world, USA, Europe, Japan, etc.

    So their blight has spread further than any of us imagined.

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  • Mustachio JonesMustachio Jones jerseyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Suds wrote: »
    To toss a coin into the "Steam isn't actually working at all for me right now" pot, it well, isn't really working at all for me right now. The only thing I can do, rather humorously, is Friends. The Store, News, and Community home pages don't load in Steam for me at all. Trying to launch a game shoots a "This game is currently unavailable" error.

    I've tried all of the standard Steam troubleshooting steps and still nothing.

    I get this error with a corrupted install of a game. Try verifying the cache to see if anything is missing.

    The problem is, I can't launch any of my games, and Steam itself won't load any of its webpages from within steam.

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  • NeurotikaNeurotika Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    AnakinOU wrote: »
    I still use my GameSpy mouse bungee thing, so, ummm...yeah.

    (edit)

    This:

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    So, what does that thing do? Hold your mouse cord? Fling pastries at your comically inept cartoon villain?

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  • AnakinOUAnakinOU Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Primarily the former. You know, to keep it from getting snagged on something in the middle of a game. Not that that is a huge problem 99.99% of the time, but I suppose "extreme" gamers really care about that .01%.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I just use a trackball

    Less carpal tunnel that way too

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    So by the end of the month, it'll will have been 12 years since Half-Life 1 and 6 years since Half-Life 2. I hope Valve announces something for the Anniversary.

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    A special secret announcement!
    50% sale wooptidoo

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