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    [Tycho?][Tycho?] As elusive as doubt Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Dangerbird wrote: »
    Oh yeah. Maybe its for a tv commercial?

    Gotta be. Also gotta be in Japan, only they are that strange.

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    SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Wait wait! I got so caught up in where Lesnar's ear was I didn't have time to say Court McGee's comeback was fucking great.
    Yeah, it was. Good for Court!

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    MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Tag Team MMA is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. :?

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    BarbatusBarbatus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sign me up for the tournament, please. Maybe this time I'll both make good picks and place high, instead of just getting lucky :p

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I made my picks for 122. I might as well have rolled some dice.

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    BubbaTBubbaT Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Venkman90 wrote: »
    Peen wrote: »
    I was looking over the card for 122 and I'm really tempted to say that I don't give two shits about any of the fights on this card besides the main event but then I remembered that every time I say there end up being a bunch of awesome fights and I feel silly. So I'm not saying anything about anything, except that I hope Marquardt does something awesome.

    To be fair, it is a weird ass card.

    Only tip I can give is to watch out for Scanlon on the undercard, his crazy head kick KO got him his UFC contract, solid mix of finishes too.

    It's not meant to be a real UFC-quality card, it's Zuffa trolling Bob Arum. November 13 is Pacquiao-Margarito. UFC always throws out some substandard card on Spike against the big-name boxers (read: Pac and Mayweather).



    Also, Sengoku 15 is happening on 10/30, but it lost a ton of momentum after the Sandro-Hioki fight was bumped from this card to a New Year's Eve card.

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    adytumadytum The Inevitable Rise And FallRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    adytum wrote: »

    i want pat barry so we can have our own frye/takayama part 2

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mir vs. Nelson would be a good solution to that particular problem.

    Edit: I love Pat Barry, but a whopper meal would last longer against Nelson.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Man that post and the post after 121 shows Carwin is just a classy dude, sad he's got back issues, hopefully he can get that sorted out and get back to punching dudes in the face.

    I wonder how long until people accuse this of being a steroid break...

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    adytumadytum The Inevitable Rise And FallRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    No, because the obvious solution to back problems is in fact more steroids.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    BubbaT wrote: »
    Venkman90 wrote: »
    Peen wrote: »
    I was looking over the card for 122 and I'm really tempted to say that I don't give two shits about any of the fights on this card besides the main event but then I remembered that every time I say there end up being a bunch of awesome fights and I feel silly. So I'm not saying anything about anything, except that I hope Marquardt does something awesome.

    To be fair, it is a weird ass card.

    Only tip I can give is to watch out for Scanlon on the undercard, his crazy head kick KO got him his UFC contract, solid mix of finishes too.

    It's not meant to be a real UFC-quality card, it's Zuffa trolling Bob Arum. November 13 is Pacquiao-Margarito. UFC always throws out some substandard card on Spike against the big-name boxers (read: Pac and Mayweather).

    You think? I figured it was another advercard to pimp 123 which is happening the following week, like they did with 121 and 122.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The Eurocards are usually full of unknowns and c-listers. I don't mind, because they show of local talent and the UFC working with the local gyms and various MMA organisations is bound to raise levels of professionalism.

    And there are fights on the card that could bring some excellent violence. Mark Scanlon vs. Pascal Krauss has fight of the night potential for sure.

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    The Eurocards are usually full of unknowns and c-listers. I don't mind, because they show of local talent and the UFC working with the local gyms and various MMA organisations is bound to raise levels of professionalism.

    And there are fights on the card that could bring some excellent violence. Mark Scanlon vs. Pascal Krauss has fight of the night potential for sure.

    On top of that, cards with lots of unknowns can be more exciting in my experience. Going in with low expectations makes everything better looking. :P

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    BubbaTBubbaT Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Peen wrote: »
    BubbaT wrote: »
    Venkman90 wrote: »
    Peen wrote: »
    I was looking over the card for 122 and I'm really tempted to say that I don't give two shits about any of the fights on this card besides the main event but then I remembered that every time I say there end up being a bunch of awesome fights and I feel silly. So I'm not saying anything about anything, except that I hope Marquardt does something awesome.

    To be fair, it is a weird ass card.

    Only tip I can give is to watch out for Scanlon on the undercard, his crazy head kick KO got him his UFC contract, solid mix of finishes too.

    It's not meant to be a real UFC-quality card, it's Zuffa trolling Bob Arum. November 13 is Pacquiao-Margarito. UFC always throws out some substandard card on Spike against the big-name boxers (read: Pac and Mayweather).

    You think? I figured it was another advercard to pimp 123 which is happening the following week, like they did with 121 and 122.

    They tried to counter-program Pacquiao-Cotto with UFC 105, headlined by - yawn - Couture-Vera. They put the TUF Hughes-Serra finale against Mayweather-Hatton, and UFC 103 Franklin-Belfort against Mayweather-Marquez.

    I guess they figure with boxing you've got a bunch of boxing fans all gathered together at someone's house, it's a good chance to get them to check out another fightsport after the boxing match is over. That's what I tried to do after Pacquiao-Cotto, too bad Couture-Vera was so terrible.

    It was a perfect opportunity too, what with most of them being Pac fans and Vera being Filipino, a great chance to draw them in on ethnic lines like the UFC is trying to do with Cain and Mexicans. But instead it ended up with 15 minutes of "Is he (Couture) just going to hold him (Vera) against the cage the whole time?" and "They're not even doing anything, they're just hugging."

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    adytum wrote: »
    No, because the obvious solution to back problems is in fact more steroids.

    Well I meant that the back problems are a lie to cover up roid testing issues. I thought carwin was accused of that?

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    adytumadytum The Inevitable Rise And FallRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    adytum wrote: »
    No, because the obvious solution to back problems is in fact more steroids.

    Well I meant that the back problems are a lie to cover up roid testing issues. I thought carwin was accused of that?

    He is, though the "accusation" is that he was juicing some years ago, not that he is now. Basically, he was involved with other people that were involved with steroids. There's no proof that he himself did anything.

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    Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Wait, the obvious solution is the best one:

    Nelson Vs. Brock

    Seriously, that fight needs to happen ASAP. That may be the greatest thing ever:

    *Camera Pans to Nelson*
    Goldberg: NELSON!
    *Camera pans to Brock*
    Goldberg: LESNAR!

    Here we go!

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PAFC asks,

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    Damn Skippy I wanna do it!

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    the big brown machine would like a word with you
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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    B:L wrote: »
    PAFC asks,

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    Damn Skippy I wanna do it!

    I must be missing the joke again.

    *sad face*

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    [Tycho?][Tycho?] As elusive as doubt Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    B:L wrote: »
    PAFC asks,

    undernaika.png

    Damn Skippy I wanna do it!

    I must be missing the joke again.

    *sad face*

    Seriously. The big guy is the Undertaker. I don't know the significance of the doodles on his face though, nor the quote.

    Oh, and by the way, fuck you MMA thread. I just had to post here before I left work yesterday, and just [/i]had[/i] to write more than a single sentence, causing me to miss my bus. The things I do for MMA...

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    A Half Eaten OreoA Half Eaten Oreo Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm in for PAFC3!

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Oh, yeah. I know it's the Undertaker (avid wrestling fan here :D). But I'm just as confused as you are when it comes to the doodles and the quote.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I was trying to find the GIF of Chuck, Forrest, Rashad and Wanderlei dancing at that Spike award show thing to join in the fun on page one but I couldn't find it. :(

    Edit: Also, you know I'm down for PAFC3!

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    noobertnoobert Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hopefully they air the Kyle Noke fight. Gotta support my Australian MMA bros.

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    WibodWibod Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    adytum wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    adytum wrote: »
    No, because the obvious solution to back problems is in fact more steroids.

    Well I meant that the back problems are a lie to cover up roid testing issues. I thought carwin was accused of that?

    He is, though the "accusation" is that he was juicing some years ago, not that he is now. Basically, he was involved with other people that were involved with steroids. There's no proof that he himself did anything.

    He had steroids mailed to his house with his name on them from what I remember.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Oh, yeah. I know it's the Undertaker (avid wrestling fan here :D). But I'm just as confused as you are when it comes to the doodles and the quote.
    It's an infamous Japanese quote, "Yaranaika?"

    The man asks that question, which is the Japanese equivalent of "Wanna do it?", to someone walking by then proceeds to unzip his pants. Undertaker asking that exact same question while exchanging glances with Lesnar was similar to that.

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    B:L wrote: »
    Oh, yeah. I know it's the Undertaker (avid wrestling fan here :D). But I'm just as confused as you are when it comes to the doodles and the quote.
    It's an infamous Japanese quote, "Yaranaika?"

    The man asks that question, which is the Japanese equivalent of "Wanna do it?", to someone walking by then proceeds to unzip his pants. Undertaker asking that exact same question while exchanging glances with Lesnar was similar to that.

    Sounds like a hobby I need to take up on the weekends.

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    doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Mir vs. Nelson would be a good solution to that particular problem.

    Edit: I love Pat Barry, but a whopper meal would last longer against Nelson.

    Oh snap.

    Worst part is that it's true.

    Most likely it would be Frank Mir given his poor performance recently.

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    UFC 121 fighter pay, courtesy of MMA Weekly.

    Main Card Fighters (On Pay-Per-View):
    Cain Velasquez: $200,000 (includes $100,000 win bonus) def. Brock Lesnar: $400,000
    Jake Shields: $150,000 (includes $75,000 win bonus) def. Martin Kampmann: $27,000
    Diego Sanchez: $100,000 (includes $50,000 win bonus) def. Paulo Thiago: $18,000
    Matt Hamill: $58,000 (includes $29,000 win bonus) def. Tito Ortiz: $250,000
    Brendan Schaub: $20,000 (includes $10,000 win bonus) def. Gabriel Gonzaga: $67,000

    Preliminary Card Fighters (On Spike TV):
    Court McGee: $30,000 (includes $15,000 win bonus) def. Ryan Jensen: $10,000
    Tom Lawlor: $20,000 (includes $10,000 win bonus) def. Patrick Cote: $21,000

    Preliminary Card Fighters (Non-Televised):
    Daniel Roberts: $16,000 (includes $8,000 win bonus) def. Mike Guymon: $8,000
    Sam Stout: $32,000 (includes $16,000 win bonus) def. Paul Taylor: $16,000
    Chris Camozzi: $16,000 (includes $8,000 win bonus) def. Dongi Yang: $8,000
    Jon Madsen: $16,000 (includes $8,000 win bonus) def. Gilbert Yvel: $30,000

    UFC 121 Disclosed Fighter Payroll: $1,513,000

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    UFC 121 fighter pay, courtesy of MMA Weekly.

    Main Card Fighters (On Pay-Per-View):
    Cain Velasquez: $200,000 (includes $100,000 win bonus) def. Brock Lesnar: $400,000

    only guy i know who loses a belt and a match in 4 minutes and still makes more money than the guy who whooped his ass

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    UFC 121 fighter pay, courtesy of MMA Weekly.

    Main Card Fighters (On Pay-Per-View):
    Cain Velasquez: $200,000 (includes $100,000 win bonus) def. Brock Lesnar: $400,000

    only guy i know who loses a belt and a match in 4 minutes and still makes more money than the guy who whooped his ass

    To be fair, that amount was signed way before the ass whooping.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Don't forget Brock also gets a cut of the PPV.

    Cain might have as well for being in the main event but we can't know that for sure.

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    DangerbirdDangerbird Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I think Cain also got an extra 70k on top of his 200k for the knockout of the night. So, his disclosed pay is almost as much as Brock's.

    -edit-

    Ok, I just realized my math sucks, but at least its more than half. OK?!?

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    doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Cain's going to be making a serious amount of dough now so it doesn't matter.

    Feel bad for Thiago that he got less than 20k for a guy like him. Same for Kampmann and his 30k. At least Thiago got FOTN award.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    There's still not enough talk about EA MMA here.

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    adytumadytum The Inevitable Rise And FallRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Eh, fighting games.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    There's still not enough talk about EA MMA here.
    It's soo good.

    Did you enter their welterweight and light heavyweight tournament contest a few days ago? How did you do? I only fought and won one match since I didn't have time.

    Lemme know if you wanna do battle.

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    DangerbirdDangerbird Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'd buy EA MMA if they released it for PC. Even if its a shitty port, I'd buy it anyways. Theres a real lack of fighting games for the PC.

    Just 4D Boxing.. and thats it.

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