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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kos can go fuck himself and I'm really surprised medical people are the only ones saying it. Hell I might pop over and say it myself.

    I love the Bader/Bones fight but I hate it at the same time because that means one of them has to lose :(

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    stfuad wrote: »
    Man, so disappointed at the thread title. Saw it thought, "Cool bunch of nerds fighting each other, maybe I can get in on this". Alas...

    We have a few members that are activity training MMA/BJJ/Muay Thai, and was it Will who just won some medals for grappling? So be careful what you wish for.

    That was me, yeah. I'm only a white belt, though. No big deal. :D

    What do you train in, stfuad?

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    sigh apparantly carwin isnt going to be replaced, they'll just pull roy and toss in the aldo fight in 125 :(
    i was hoping there was gonna be room for both

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    stfuad wrote: »
    Man, so disappointed at the thread title. Saw it thought, "Cool bunch of nerds fighting each other, maybe I can get in on this". Alas...

    We have a few members that are activity training MMA/BJJ/Muay Thai, and was it Will who just won some medals for grappling? So be careful what you wish for.

    That was me, yeah. I'm only a white belt, though. No big deal. :D
    You could kick Floyd Mayweather's ass according to Nick Diaz. :^:

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    CanadianWolverineCanadianWolverine Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I did up a fight clock hit counter for the last TUF ep fight if anyone is interested:
    Round 1
    5:00 Touch gloves
    4:54 Dane Sayers right Kick attempt Misses
    4:52 Sako left punch attempt misses, shoots for take down
    4:50 Dane attempts guilotine choke that takes Sako down
    4:35 Sako escapes guilotined choke attempt in full guard and attempts GnP
    4:33 Sako right punch (GnP/FG) head
    4:32 Sako right punch (GnP/FG) head (blocked)
    4:32 Sako right punch (GnP/FG) head (blocked)
    4:30 Sako right punch (GnP/FG) head (blocked)
    4:29 Sako right punch (GnP/FG) head (deflected)
    4:25 Sako right punch (GnP/FG) head (deflected)
    4:24 Sako right punch (GnP/FG) head (deflected)
    4:23 Sako left punch (GnP/FG) head
    4:18 Sako right punch (GnP/FG) head (deflected)
    4:17 Sako right punch (GnP/FG) Head (deflected)
    4:16 Sako right punch (GnP/FG) Body
    4:11 Dane defends GnP effectively and escapes from bottom to feet into clinch
    3:59 Sako right punch head in clinch
    3:56 Sako grabs cage behind Dane's back in clinch
    3:49 Sako right punch body in clinch
    3:39 Sako right elbow head in clinch
    3:25 Dane escapes clinch
    3:22 Dane feint right punch
    3:21 Dane feint right punch
    3:20 Sako feint left punch
    3:18 Sako left punch attempt once
    3:18 Sako right punch attempt twice
    3:17 Sako right punch attempt
    3:17 Sako attempts to clinch with Dane
    3:13 Dane escapes clinch
    3:10 Sako left punch attempt
    3:02 Sako feint left punch
    3:01 Sako right kick attempt
    2:55 Dane left punch attempt
    2:55 Dane right punch attempt
    2:49 Sako feint left punch
    2:47 Sako left punch jab attempt
    2:44 Dane right kick to leg
    2:41 Sako feint left punch
    2:36 Sako feint left punch
    2:34 Sako feint left punch
    2:33 Sako left punch jab attempt
    2:32 Sako clinches up Dane against fence
    2:18 Dane turns Sako into the fence
    2:11 Dane knees body in clinch
    2:07 Sako attemps throw and abandons it
    2:04 Sako kicks off from cage and pushes Dane in clinch across the cage
    2:02 Sako punches arm pit
    1:55 Dane knees body once, knees body twice in clinch while being pushed back
    1:53 Sako attempts throw, Dane counters
    1:42 Dane knees body while in clinch against fence
    1:39 Sako attempts throw takedown, Dane counters
    1:30 Dane turns Sako, attempts throw takedown, Sako counters is pressed against cage
    1:17 Sako right punch head once, right punch twice in clinch while pressed against cage
    1:05 Dane leaves clinch
    1:03 Sako punch attempt, feint
    0:59 Dane kicks body, Sako attempts right punch
    0:55 Sako attempts left punch
    0:48 Sako attempts left punch once, left punch twice
    0:42 Sako feints a left punch, Dane shoots for take down turns Sako against cage
    0:38,0:35 Sako grabs fence twice to illegally prevent Dane's take down by using those grabs to keep his feet under himself
    0:27 Sako turns Dane into the fence in the clinch as he abandons take down that was illegally prevented
    0:20 Sako right punches back of head in clinch
    0:11 Sako left punches back of head in clinch
    0:10 Dane attempts throw and turns Sako into cage
    0:01 Sako right punches back of head in clinch

    Round 2
    4:53 Dane left punch attempt
    4:52 Dane right punch attempt
    4:51 Dane left punch head
    4:50 Dane clinches Sako against cage
    4:49 Sako hip throws Dane
    4:48 Dane gets right back up
    4:47 Sako right punch attempt
    4:45 Dane right punch head
    4:45 Sako right punch head (deflected)
    4:44 Sako right punch attempt
    4:43 Sako right punch attempt
    4:43 Sako right punch attempt
    4:41 Dane clinch take down, Sako reverses to end up on top in half guard
    4:39 Sako right punch (GnP/HG) back of the head
    4:38 Sako right punch (GnP/HG) back of the head
    4:37 Sako right punch (GnP/HG) back of the head
    4:36 Sako right punch (GnP/HG) back of the head
    4:23 Sako right punch (GnP/HG) head (deflected)
    4:22 Sako right elbow (GnP/HG) head
    4:15 Sako right punch (GnP/HG) head
    4:10 Sako right punch (GnP/HG) head (deflected)
    4:09 Sako right punch (GnP/HG) head (deflected)
    3:51 Sako right punch (GnP/HG) head
    3:51 Sako right hammerfist (GnP/HG) head
    3:50 Sako right hammerfist (GnP/HG) head
    3:47 Sako right punch (GnP/HG) head (deflected)
    3:36 Sako right punch (GnP/HG) head
    3:30 Sako right elbow (GnP/HG) head (blocked)
    3:26 Sako right punch (GnP/HG) attempt misses, hits mat beside head
    3:25 Sako right punch (GnP/HG) attempt misses, hits mat beside head
    3:24 Sako right punch (GnP/HG) attempt misses, hits mat beside head
    3:23 Sako right punch (GnP/HG) attempt misses, hits mat beside head
    3:15 Sako right punch (GnP/HG) head (deflected)
    3:10 Ref tells to let's advance the positions and 3:08 Dane throws hands out in briefly in frustration
    3:04 Sako left punch (GnP/HG) armpit
    3:03 Sako left punch (GnP/HG) attempt misses
    3:03 Dane escapes from the bottom to his feet into clinch, attempted to take back, Sako circles away into the clinch
    2:55 Sako right punch attempt
    2:51 Sako right punch attempt and presses Dane against cage in clinch
    2:44 Sako right punch body in clinch
    2:34 Sako left knee to inside leg in clinch, Ref tells him keep it clean
    2:33 Dane right punch head in clinch pressed against cage
    2:30 Dane right punch head in clinch pressed against cage
    2:29 Dane right punch head, Kos yells "That's back of the head!" Ref says "No, its not"
    2:27 Dane right punch back of head in clinch pressed against cage, Kos yells "Come on Josh, that's back of the head"
    2:26 Dane right punch back of head in clinch pressed against cage, Ref says "Keep it off the back, keep it off the back"
    2:24 Dane left punch head in clinch pressed against cage
    2:21 Sako throw take down attempted, Dane counters
    2:14 Sako right knee leg in clinch
    2:10 Sako right punch body in clinch
    2:00 Dane turns Sako into the cage in the clinch
    1:54 Sako right punch body
    1:52 Sako left punch head
    1:51 Sako right punch head
    1:47 Dane takes Sako down
    1:44 Sako grabs fence yet again, taking points away from Dane while not having points removed from himself when he uses it to get his feet under him again, Ref slaps Sako's hand out of fence
    1:39 Sako grabs fence to pull himself up to standing, Ref warns yet again "Hands out of fence!""
    1:32 Sako left knee to leg in clinch pressed against cage
    1:20 Sako attempts hip throw take down, Dane counters
    1:16 Sako turns Dane into the cage in the clinch
    1:12 Sako left knee inside leg in clinch
    1:08 Dane left knee outside leg in clinch pressed against cage
    1:02 Sako left knee attempt misses in clinch
    0:58 Dane attempts take down then abandons it
    0:52 Sako left punch body in clinch
    0:34 Sako right knee leg in clinch
    0:32 Sako right knee leg in clinch
    0:22 Sako grabs the fence again to keep Dane pressed againt the cage in the clench/to avoid Dane turning him and potentially finishing strong, warned for 3 seconds while doing it by Ref
    0:19 Ref continues to warn Sako to stop grabbing the fence
    0:12 Sako attempts take down in the clinch, Dane counters
    0:10 Sako attempts take down in the clinch, Dane counters
    0:06 Sako knee attempt misses in the clinch, Dane hooks leg
    0:02 Dane turns Sako into the cage in the clinch
    I did it up by watching the episode on the TUF site that they put out tonight. Yes, I can be a bit OCD at times :P

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I did it up by watching the episode on the TUF site that they put out tonight. Yes, I can be a bit OCD at times :P

    Ooh, ooh, could you do the same for the Cody McKenzie fight?

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    sigh apparantly carwin isnt going to be replaced, they'll just pull roy and toss in the aldo fight in 125 :(
    i was hoping there was gonna be room for both

    That's weak.

    They could have had a Schaub/Nelson rematch. They could have put Mir in there, too.

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    CanadianWolverineCanadianWolverine Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    David_T wrote: »
    I did it up by watching the episode on the TUF site that they put out tonight. Yes, I can be a bit OCD at times :P

    Ooh, ooh, could you do the same for the Cody McKenzie fight?

    Which one? Elimination or Prelim? Those ones are pretty easy now, they have the fight all by itself on the TUF site and the some of the hit count (without the fight clock times) is listed under their names to either side. Huh, but when I compare my hit counter side by side with their's for the same fight, looks a little different, maybe I would have to get OCD on the other fights to see how they compare.
    http://www.ultimatefighter.com/fight-videos/tuf-12-dane-sayers-sako-chivitchian

    Though, considering you are bringing up the Cody McKenzie fight(s), they didn't last all that long so they would be considerably shorter and I half wonder if you are just making fun of me. *shrug* Oh well.
    Prelim - Cody McKenzie vs Marc Stevens
    Round 1
    4:59 Cody left punch attempt
    4:57 Cody left kick (head) attempt
    4:56 Marc catches head kick attempt
    4:55 Marc shoots and gets the takedown
    4:54 Cody catches Marc's neck in a Guillotine "McKenzie-tine" choke and sinks it in
    4:44 Ref stops fight, Marc is asleep
    4:42 Fight clock disappears
    http://www.ultimatefighter.com/fight-videos/tuf-12-cody-mckenzie-marc-stevens

    Want the Elimination fight too? Its a bit longer.

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    No, it was pretty much a joke about the McKenzie/Stevens fight being over in seconds.

    I was imagining it a little more like:

    Round 1:
    Fight starts.
    Fight is over.

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    CanadianWolverineCanadianWolverine Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Bah, sorry, how did I miss that joke, it was so obvious in hind sight. I hate being sick, fevers and headaches aren't the best for getting jokes on top of me being a dumb ass :P

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    Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The reign of terror brought upon me by Frank Mir is over.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    noooooooooooooooooooooo

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessss


    I really hope they rematch Mir and Brock. I'd love to see Frank talk (once again) about how he's "switched up his training" so he can take on the best of Heavyweight division. Then I'd love to see Brock smash him again.

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    Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    noooooooooooooooooooooo

    Did you lose a bet? Queen slut?

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Nah, he's just addicted to League of Legends.

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    Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nah, he's just addicted to League of Legends.

    Is queen slut a thing in that game? If so I may have to check that out

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Perhaps, you should ask him.

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    SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nah, he's just addicted to League of Legends.

    Is queen slut a thing in that game? If so I may have to check that out
    Her name is commonly held to be 'Janna'
    She is not a slut just a poor orphan guys cut it out : (

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It's not just "queen slut", the "of assists" part (Org's 'location') completes the quote.

    Though I always heard it as goddess slut of assists.

    Anyway basically Janna is a support character who makes life miserable for the enemy.



    And this is completely off topic, sorry.



    Lyle Beerbohm, the fighter with the fanciest pants in the world (take that, Shinya Aoki before this year!), continued his undefeated streak last night by defeating Josh Calvo. He won with a modified - and suspiciously familiar - guillotine. And guess who was in his corner? :D

    We may have another convert to the Codytine.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2010
    i don't play her

    i play ashe

    it's the icon for her ult

    anyways i went noooooooooooooooooo because the frank mir theme has expired

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    SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm well aware Organichu, but if you are getting only assists with Ashe you are probably doing something wrong~
    facetious wrote: »
    Lyle Beerbohm, the fighter with the fanciest pants in the world (take that, Shinya Aoki before this year!), continued his undefeated streak last night by defeating Josh Calvo. He won with a modified - and suspiciously familiar - guillotine. And guess who was in his corner? :D

    We may have another convert to the Codytine.
    Heh, well, they *do* train in the same gym!

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2010
    pft

    i often get kills

    i usually top the team in assists, though

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    facetious wrote: »
    Lyle Beerbohm, the fighter with the fanciest pants in the world (take that, Shinya Aoki before this year!)

    ...does...does he come out to Jonathan Coulton's "Mr. Fancy Pants"?

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Shadowen wrote: »
    facetious wrote: »
    Lyle Beerbohm, the fighter with the fanciest pants in the world (take that, Shinya Aoki before this year!)

    ...does...does he come out to Jonathan Coulton's "Mr. Fancy Pants"?
    According to EA MMA facts, he got that name because his mom made his fighting pants.

    And they were fancy.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    They really are quite fancy: (linked because it's a fairly large image)

    http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd408/wickedclinch/FP0005.jpg

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Man, the reality show thing that Sherdog and EA MMA cooked up sucks. It's just 40s videos and a sherdog guy writing about it. No good.

    Edit: And it doesn't work in firefox and is buggy in IE.

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    Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    facetious wrote: »
    They really are quite fancy: (linked because it's a fairly large image)

    http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd408/wickedclinch/FP0005.jpg

    Those are some fancy pants.

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    noobertnoobert Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Kos is a cunt.

    I want GSP to ruin his EVERYTHING.

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    DangerbirdDangerbird Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I don't know what Koscheck's deal is. Even before he started giving the guy a hard time for being a "male nurse", he purposely bumped into him when walking by to start something.

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Dangerbird wrote: »
    I don't know what Koscheck's deal is. Even before he started giving the guy a hard time for being a "male nurse", he purposely bumped into him when walking by to start something.
    noobert wrote: »
    Kos is a cunt.

    I'd like to know how much of Kos on TV is Kos being Kos and how much of it is him selling the fight.

    He stands to make a lot more money if people tune in to watch him get his face kicked in.

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    BubbaTBubbaT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    facetious wrote: »
    Wibod wrote: »
    Megumi Fuji dropped a split decision to Frausto tonight.

    NO. FUCK.

    God damnit to hell.

    Robbery. And the 1 judge who scored it 49-46 is Cecil Peoples-esque. Welcome to America, Megu.

    I'd really like to see MMA have nationality-neutral judges like they do in Olympic sports. Probably never happen, though.

    That's 2 gift decisions in a row for Frausto.

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    noobertnoobert Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Someone has to play the black cat, and its fucking easy to be a cunt when people are comparing you to GSP.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Dangerbird wrote: »
    I don't know what Koscheck's deal is. Even before he started giving the guy a hard time for being a "male nurse", he purposely bumped into him when walking by to start something.
    noobert wrote: »
    Kos is a cunt.

    I'd like to know how much of Kos on TV is Kos being Kos and how much of it is him selling the fight.

    He stands to make a lot more money if people tune in to watch him get his face kicked in.

    If you watched the first season of TUF you saw how much of a dick he is. He might be playing it up but the guy's definitely a cockblossom.

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    In regards to the medic/Koscheck, apparently there's more to the story.

    I'm listening to the MMA Junkie podcast right now and they're talking to Kyle Watson from GSP's team. He said that there was a lot more build up to that confrontation than what they showed. Apparently, the medic (last name Tate, forget his first name. David, maybe?) had been screwing with Koscheck a lot leading up to that particular moment. Messing with him about phantom knees and eye gouges, talking about his last fight with Georges. According to Kyle, he was succeeding in getting under Josh's skin and this was the result of it.

    Now, this doesn't change my opinion on Josh. But it does make me dislike the medic more. Just another fun moment brought to you by reality TV.

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    CabezoneCabezone Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sound like a coupla asshats met up and the expected happened. Thanks to the magic of "reality" TV we only got the one that makes Josh out to be the only dick. That's because Dana knows villains sell.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Yeah but Kos was a dick before the show already.

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    Venkman90Venkman90 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Dan Hardy said it best: "if you like Josh Koscheck you haven't met the guy."

    He tells a few story's about him, how he is a twat to the UFC staff and anyone he doesn't have to be nice too, how he went mental after 95 when he got KTFO etc...

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    DangerbirdDangerbird Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Went mental as in went crazy in the backstage area after the fight? Or went mental as in he's been a little off ever since getting knocked out?

    I have to hear this story.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    adytum, can you please add me to the PAFC3 signup list? I'm leaving for vacation tommorrow morning. :)

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i dont even think koscheck's mother likes him

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