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the quest

.avi.avi regular
edited October 2010 in Social Entropy++
the quest to get a thread to 100 pages

share your stories and advice here please i already started a pizza & disheartened after getting owned so hard in my previous attempt

quests

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  • AwkoAwko About to poison the waterhole.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    It is dangerous to go alone. Take this.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Page three is full of starving Cave Bears.

    Be careful heading that way.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    A wild Cardboard Tube appears!

    What will you do?

    > Fight

    Run

    Flee

    MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIC!

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    You stepped off the path. Or the wizard saw you or something equally stupid.

    You die.

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    you know, you don't have to do the dungeons in order

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Fuzzbutt, that's a really stupid way to end an adventure.

    At least make it a cliff with something unpleasant at the bottom.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    >Magic

    I use Four Loko Fire Breath. It's Super Effective.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Man you've obviously never played a King's Quest game.

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  • AwkoAwko About to poison the waterhole.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Ten bucks says we don't even make it to page 5 before somebody gets eaten by a Grue

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Cast magic missile at everything.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I whip out my dick

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  • .avi.avi regular
    edited October 2010
    everyone join the post party :)

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  • .avi.avi regular
    edited October 2010
    hold on i'm calling in pro posts (its me)

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    I whip out my dick

    You whip out your trusty 1930s Detective.

    He smacks the shit out of you, and proceeds to make all the ladies in the immediate area swoon.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    If I was a mod I wouldn't close this thread.

    I would just delete every post in this thread so it never got past the first page.

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    You need 3 to begin a quest! The rules of antiquity require it!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-qDN22rFuo

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  • .avi.avi regular
    edited October 2010
    thats a very rude thing to do

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    My Masochism Trait kicks in and fills me with a sinister strength.

    My penis grows twelve inches as a result.

    I ass rape everyone around me to death.

    The game ends before it can truly begin.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    My Masochism Trait kicks in and fills me with a sinister strength.

    My penis grows twelve inches as a result.

    I ass rape everyone around me to death.

    The game ends before it can truly begin.

    You attempt to ass rape crwth.

    Your attempt fails, and you are drawn into the beast's rear orifice.

    You die a horrible death in the fetid dark.

    Game Over!

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    My Masochism Trait kicks in and fills me with a sinister strength.

    My penis grows twelve inches as a result.

    I ass rape everyone around me to death.

    The game ends before it can truly begin.

    I raise my anti rape shields.

    Your assault is repelled. You take D10 damage.

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    More Jean-Claude Van Damme, please.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    My spirit lingers.

    I have to convince a random adventurer that it would be in their best interests to reattach my penis to my body.

    My penis will rise again.

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    My spirit lingers.

    I have to convince a random adventurer that it would be in their best interests to reattach my penis to my body.

    I will live again.

    I place your penis in a blessed container and seal it in a tomb.

    The world is safe from your anal raping.


    For now

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I require a brave soul to do my laundry, for I am glued to this spot for eternity.

    Will you accept? Y/N

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Wren wrote: »
    I require a brave soul to do my laundry, for I am glued to this spot for eternity.

    Will you accept? Y/N

    Are there used panties in this laundry?

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  • .avi.avi regular
    edited October 2010
    grahrgagrhag posts *gobbles up all the posts, eats them mouthful after mouthful*

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    /nuke

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    I require a brave soul to do my laundry, for I am glued to this spot for eternity.

    Will you accept? Y/N

    Are there used panties in this laundry?

    Thats probably the quest reward

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I have a quest available, but it involves writing a history paper for me. WHO WILL STEP UP AND ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE?!?

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  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    trigger warning: pro posts

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2010
    Thread lacks content

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