I was sat at my PC, when I heard a lot of shouting, "Help, NO, Stop, HELP", that kind of thing, now my rooms at the front of my house, ground floor, so I was at my front door pretty quickly. Above my hedge I see 3 heads and a clear struggle, I shout "OI" as loudly and as manly as I possibly could, and ran down my drive only to see 2 girls let go of a womans bag and start to walk away.
I told the lady to get inside the house with my house mates where it would be safe I think, ran in my self, grabbed the house phone from the hall on the way into the lounge, through it at my house mates who were all on the sofa's and yelled for him to call 999 for fishponds rd (my road )
I ran after the girls who looked back, saw me, and changed from a walk to a run, one of them was allot slower than the other, one of them stopped to confront me, telling me she'd phoned her dad, and that the woman she was beating on had slept with her brother and was claiming to have baby pics (WTF )
I just ignored her really, told her the police were on there way, which apparently meant i was pedophile gay boy, (again WTF ) and she started walking off again, I followed at about 200 meters and occasionally she would try and run, her friend was in the distance by a fair stretch, at this point I could tell they were both on there phones, i didn't know if they were ringing each other or friends to help them. I'm not guna lie, i was a bit concerned that big men, there fathers and friends, were guna turn up before the police, but just as i was thinking that my house mate runs round the corner, now there were 2 of us following this girl, as the other one had gotten to far into the distance.
Now this girl must of been a freaking idiot, because she went down another street, confronted us, told us we were pedophiles and that once again her bro and friends were coming and he was 30 and guna kick our asses, all the while my house mates on the phone to my house telling them what street were on, about 2 minutes later a couple, boy and girl (the boy was in full street desert camo gear sports apparel ) and the girl said "excuse me, you got time" and then started whispering to them, this was literally just as the police turned up, one car with 2 of them in it. I told them which girl it was, and she was promptly put in the back of the car. She went mental once she was in the back of it, like a retarded chimpanzee, claiming the woman had hit her first, that id hit her, and that she was guna **** everyone up. This made me laugh, and the officer getting her in the back told her "iv heard it all before love" and put cuffs on her.
The couple who were obviously friends of hers were telling her to calm down, and I was impressed by there rouse to start talking to them by asking them the time pretending not to know them. Another police car turned up, along with 2 more house mates, and I gave my statement, and the second car policeman gave me and my house mates a lift back. My house mates are calling me a hero, my night has been very eventful, I don't know why im posting this, I think i just wanna get it written down so i remember it properly.
There were 2 more police cars outside the house when I was given a lift back, and i was seperated and asked to give my statement again because I had witnessed the attack, the police were amazing in how fast they got to me, and im very great full they and my house mates did before the young girls friends had a chance to show up and stop me following them. Allot of people give allot of stick to the police, especially in motors, but when it comes down to what I consider serious crime, they were spot on, and were all very nice.
TLDR - i chased away 2 mugging girl chavs from there victim and followed them untill the police showed up.
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STEAM!
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Super calling the cops man!
His super-suit would be the dial-pad of a phone or something.
ROFL
i was just getting them back
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i dont care.. i know its out of place but who cares
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That's just poor form.
Show some skill with the macro's.
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Crazy fuckin' brits and their terms though.
Chavs are a reason for genocide, eh?
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you're so bad ass
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Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
"Oi" and the use of "love."
To be fair, it wasn't a very funny story, so I'd say that's the funniest part for us Yanks.
i mean, would that mean cops in patrol cars?
like, the motorized department of police? goddamnit it's confusing me
Also, that story coulda used a dracula and a couple werewolves. Not bad though.
7/10. Would read again.
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oh, well that makes sense.
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