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Secret Santaxtravaganza - OP UPDATED! Get to stalking!

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    AaronKI wrote: »
    Rent wrote: »

    I've never seen his show before, but now I'm tempted to pick up the Christmas special after seeing some of the musical numbers.

    you've never watched the colbert report? what?

    anyways the colbert christmas special: the greatest gift of all is pretty good, but what makes it imo great is the song I linked

    since pretty much every other song in the special is varying degrees of ironic or funny it really makes this song all the more poignant

    also it really expresses my opinions about what I feel about people who like to shit all over christmas (the "DEM NON CHRISTIANS ARR TRYIN' TO MAKE WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!!" crowd and the "HOW DARE YOU WISH ME MERRY CHRISTMAS!" crowd)

    It's like, if you're not christian that's totally cool with me, whatev's bro, but if you're seriously going to make a federal fucking issue out of the one holiday out of the year that's about not treating people like shit you're pretty much a shitty human being

    also if you ARE a christian and honestly think there is a war on christmas you need your fucking head examined

    Rent on
  • DyvionDyvion Back in Sunny Florida!!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    AaronKI wrote: »
    Dyvion wrote: »
    My wife thinks Hobby Lobby may have good paper... but we're in japan so it's been awhile. She also recommends checking the major department stores.

    Ooh. There's one of those not too far from where I go shopping. I'll check that out this weekend too. Tell her I said thanks!

    Also, Japan? Are you sitting on a geek merchandise goldmine? :P

    If I get Dyvion as my Santee I'm just going to buy him stuff from play-asia just to make him mad. "Here's some toys that you can get in gumball machines there!"

    edit: Man now I'm going to sink an hour looking at awesome little Mario toys on play-asia.

    Yamada Denki has these cell phone charms in small boxes, and you don't know which one you're buying, but they have everything from Monster Hunter (I have a tigrex on my cell phone) to various anime girls to miniature giant robots. One of the things I'm going to do is stalk my santee, find out what they're into, then buy them 5 or 6 of these cell phone charm things, and ship them off. There may be some doubles or whatever, but it's like opening a booster back for a CCG, you never know what you're going to get, and that's the fun part.

    e: clarifying, that's not the -only- thing I'm going to do.

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  • RadiationRadiation Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Unfortunately I'm not going to be able to wrap up the gifts...but my Santee will be getting multiple waves of awesome festive goodness! CAN'T WAIT TO START STALKING!

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  • Mr_GrinchMr_Grinch Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    5 days left on sign up.

    C'mon folks, if you're on the fence then get off it, put on your santa hat and join in!

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  • RadiationRadiation Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mr_Grinch wrote: »
    5 days left on sign up.

    C'mon folks, if you're on the fence then get off it, put on your santa hat and join in!

    For reals.
    Get festive!
    Pros:
    You get to stalk someone
    Free shit
    You get to stalk someone
    Presents from people YOU DONT KNOW!
    Festive all up in this shit!
    Stalking
    You get Stalked!
    You'll probably get something you actually want
    Stalking

    Cons:
    FUCK YOU! There aren't any!

    Radiation on
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  • ImperfectImperfect Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    AaronKI wrote: »
    Dyvion wrote: »
    My wife thinks Hobby Lobby may have good paper... but we're in japan so it's been awhile. She also recommends checking the major department stores.

    Ooh. There's one of those not too far from where I go shopping. I'll check that out this weekend too. Tell her I said thanks!

    Also, Japan? Are you sitting on a geek merchandise goldmine? :P

    If I get Dyvion as my Santee I'm just going to buy him stuff from play-asia just to make him mad. "Here's some toys that you can get in gumball machines there!"

    edit: Man now I'm going to sink an hour looking at awesome little Mario toys on play-asia.

    I'm just going to send him used panties.
    My own.
    I'm a dude.
    =3

    Imperfect on
  • AaronKIAaronKI Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mr_Grinch wrote: »
    5 days left on sign up.

    C'mon folks, if you're on the fence then get off it, put on your santa hat and join in!

    This man is correct! After two or three years of fence sitting because of worry and anxiety, I finally jumped off on the awesome side. Now I'm feeling great. And maybe a little hyperactive. Sorry about that. :P Even if you don't think you can spare enough money to do something awesome, a lot of the small/awesome touches you can put on a package are either low-cost or nearly free:

    -Stocking Stuffer type items can be pretty cheap and can help to create that "box of loot" feeling. The easiest of which is candy, but you can probably find some cheap things related to your santee's interests.

    -Come up with an interesting way to pack your box. A cool presentation can jack the awesome level way up

    -A personalized letter is a really nice touch. Especially if it does something creative or has been hand written. Some examples from past years that have stuck in my mind are a coded letter in the glyphs from Dead Space and a letter that had been shipped from the zombie apocalypse.

    -Are you talented? Artistic? Make something! Handmade gifts can usually trump store-bought things for most people... unless it's a sweater made from your own hair. That's just weird.


    Edit:

    A few other things I remembered for getting the most christmassy bang for your buck. Amazon has craaaazy timed sales on everything (especially games) all Thanksgiving Week long. Steam usually starts their crazy thanksgiving sale that Monday, too if your santee is a PC gamer. And then another at Christmas if you don't want to give your identity away too early.

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  • DawasaurusDawasaurus In a forestRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    On wrapping paper: I'll be getting mine from Dollar General. ahaha
    It is the only place within walking distance that sells it. (This santa doesn't drive, but fear not Santee, for the post office is also within walking distance!) And c'mon, crappy paper still gets the job done.
    With fancy paper, I'd feel more guilty about cutting it poorly, and about doing a sloppy wrapping job.



    Hair sweater, bleh.
    I seem to recall that AaronKI prefers overly-festive Christmas sweaters, anyway.

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  • belligerentbelligerent Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    quick. someone teach me how to wrap presents!!

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  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    quick. someone teach me how to wrap presents!!

    Step 1: Get Wrapping Paper

    Step2: ??????

    Step 3: Profit!

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  • AddaAdda LondonRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Kyougu wrote: »
    quick. someone teach me how to wrap presents!!

    Step 1: Get Wrapping Paper

    Step 2: Draw penises on wrapping paper

    Step 3: ??????

    Step 4: Profit!

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  • AaronKIAaronKI Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    quick. someone teach me how to wrap presents!!

    http://video.about.com/entertaining/How-to-Wrap-a-Boxed-Present.htm

    If you'd like to practice without wasting giftwrap, whip out an empty cardboard box and some sheets of newspaper.


    Alternatively..
    Adda wrote: »
    Kyougu wrote: »
    quick. someone teach me how to wrap presents!!

    Step 1: Get Wrapping Paper

    Step 2: Draw penises on wrapping paper

    Step 3: http://video.about.com/entertaining/How-to-Wrap-a-Boxed-Present.htm

    Step 4: Profit!

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  • FremFrem Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    AaronKI, I'd just like to say that you have the best avatar ever. It's even better with the Santa hat.

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  • AaronKIAaronKI Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Frem wrote: »
    AaronKI, I'd just like to say that you have the best avatar ever. It's even better with the Santa hat.

    Thanks! That makes me feel a lot better after having a pretty demoralizing class today. Santees haven't even been assigned yet and the SS thread is already working it's magic. :D


    Also, I finally broke down and made a lego wishlist. I'm weak. :P

    Edit: In my dream world, Bioshock lego sets would exist. More Dragon Knight buildings, too, but wikipedia suggests that the chance is slim since they've been planted in the "Attacker" role. Judging from the prison tower, though, their buildings have a more interesting style. Ah well. I'll just cross my fingers and wait for the new 2011 sets to be announced.

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  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I used to wrap presents in like 5 layers of wrappings, with materials ranging from notebook paper to duct tape. Opening my gifts was half the fun!

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  • AaronKIAaronKI Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I used to wrap presents in like 5 layers of wrappings, with materials ranging from notebook paper to duct tape. Opening my gifts was half the fun!

    Did you do boxes in boxes, too? :P

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  • MightyMighty Omeganaut '15 '16 '17 NebraskaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    AaronKI wrote: »
    Dyvion wrote: »
    My wife thinks Hobby Lobby may have good paper... but we're in japan so it's been awhile. She also recommends checking the major department stores.

    Ooh. There's one of those not too far from where I go shopping. I'll check that out this weekend too. Tell her I said thanks!

    Also, Japan? Are you sitting on a geek merchandise goldmine? :P

    If I get Dyvion as my Santee I'm just going to buy him stuff from play-asia just to make him mad. "Here's some toys that you can get in gumball machines there!"

    edit: Man now I'm going to sink an hour looking at awesome little Mario toys on play-asia.

    hey dont knock those. i sent a pantload of those to Mr.Heist, (a few years back) and he loved the hell out of them.

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  • SchideSchide Yeoh! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Oh ma. If people need a bunch of little doodads to fill out their package, then Five Below is an awesome place to go. They have a ton of cool toys and figures and stuff and a bunch of other crap that's pretty great for stocking stuffer type gifts.

    I got a little Lego Racer thing for $3, and they had like Transformers for $5, some Mighty Muggs for $5, and all kinds of other stuff, like video game accessories, and some games even.

    Schide on
  • Doc HollidayDoc Holliday Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hey Doc, did you get my updated email address? I PM'd you a while back. Just want to make sure everything is good to go.

    Yep, I did. I tried replying but it said you had PMs turned off. You're good to go!

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  • TeeManTeeMan BrainSpoon Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Just watched the Doc's Lament video again, STILL kicks so much ass! Well done MichaelLC and MrDelish

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hey Doc, did you get my updated email address? I PM'd you a while back. Just want to make sure everything is good to go.

    Yep, I did. I tried replying but it said you had PMs turned off. You're good to go!

    What? For real? I didn't even know you could turn PMs off.

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  • LewieP's MummyLewieP's Mummy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hey, Doc, thanks for the music, I love "All come all yea faithful" the most, its one of my all time favourites.

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  • anoffdayanoffday To be changed whenever Anoffday gets around to it. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I just got home and on my way here I was listening to the Charlie Brown Christmas cd. And it made me realize that this thread needs more Charlie Brown Christmas.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPG3zSgm_Qo

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  • AaronKIAaronKI Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Some Christmas chiptunes that aren't terrible!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lCuxxOeSBs

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8HSe3RuaIE


    Doc: I just started listening to your church's album (somehow I missed it before LewieP's mum said something). I really like their version of Angels We Have Heard On High.

    One of these days, I need to make a giant shuffled Christmas playlist with a few thousand of my favorite Christmas songs on it. :P

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  • anoffdayanoffday To be changed whenever Anoffday gets around to it. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Those are really cool.

    Hmm. 4 dollars. This might have to get bought and put on the ipod.

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  • MechanicalMechanical Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This sounds awesome, but I am broke as shit right now. Ugh. What to do, what to do.

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  • NorfairNorfair Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I joined up despite being broke as shit. The gift doesn't have to be super-expensive to be awesome, you just have to put some thought into it to make it good (and at least reach the minimum of US$20). Also, you can always try to make something awesome if you're good at crafts. Lots of neat stuff gets made and given away here every year. People sculpt statues, make paintings, they mod Nerf guns and light guns into cool stuff, I think somebody made loaves of bread or something... there are a lot of things you can do. :)

    (Or if you're hopeless at crafty stuff like me, just sell some old junk and put a little cash aside--I do need to buy gifts for my family at the very least as well as my Santee. I own way too much crap and needed to thin it out, so it works well for me, but I realize it might not work for everybody.)

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  • strebaliciousstrebalicious Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Signed up. Sent the PM to Hypatia a few days ago, actually. I'm pretty sure I did, at least. Don't see muh name in the OP.

    I'm sure a field trip to Akihabara will net me whatever I might need for just about anyone.

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  • AgentflitAgentflit Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    AaronKI wrote: »
    Christmas chiptunes

    Did someone say Christmas chiptunes

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuRtadGWaB8&feature=related

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Just did a count on the list and there's 133 folks signed up so far.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I've signed up!

    I've recorded most of my game collection on Backloggery and I use Steam a lot. I saw the discussion about Lego, so I'll say that I am not at all opposed to getting some of that, despite having large amounts already.

    Also, it'd be nice if someone would put a hat on Kirby.

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  • FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Peewi wrote: »
    Also, it'd be nice if someone would put a hat on Kirby.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Yay!

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  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This is going to be the best G&TSS that we do all year.

    Guaranteed!

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  • sirchrissypoosirchrissypoo Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Woo signed up!

    Just a few notes for my santa:

    My favorite comic book heroes are Deadpool, Green Lantern and Thor, I prefer Star Trek to Star Wars (I'm a Next Generation Guy myself), I love little japanese toys and statues, action figures, and I currently own a 360 and a DS. I've got a bunch of 360 games, and I used to have a lot of DS games but they were all stolen except my Pokemon Heart Gold.

    EDIT: Here's a list of all my Xbox 360 games http://sirchrissypoo.tadalist.com/lists/1763135/public

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  • AaronKIAaronKI Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Man. Just got back from doing a bit of shopping (came back pretty much empty-handed). The city is already a madhouse and it's only the first week of November. Nightmarish traffic, terrible drivers everywhere, you could barely move around in stores, etc.

    I think it's time to switch to online shopping mode. :P


    Hobby Lobby Report: The have oodles of neat Christmas items. Maybe 9 or 10 aisles full. The good news is that they have lots of heavy duty wrapping paper. The bad news is that it's pretty pricey. $8 for 480 inches vs. wal-mart's super-thin $1 rolls with 190 inches.

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  • anoffdayanoffday To be changed whenever Anoffday gets around to it. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    AaronKI wrote: »
    Man. Just got back from doing a bit of shopping (came back pretty much empty-handed). The city is already a madhouse and it's only the first week of November. Nightmarish traffic, terrible drivers everywhere, you could barely move around in stores, etc.

    I think it's time to switch to online shopping mode. :P


    Hobby Lobby Report: The have oodles of neat Christmas items. Maybe 9 or 10 aisles full. The good news is that they have lots of heavy duty wrapping paper. The bad news is that it's pretty pricey. $8 for 480 inches vs. wal-mart's super-thin $1 rolls with 190 inches.
    This is the one thing that can turn me from happy to angry in seconds. I went out shopping today too with my fiance and people suck at driving. I already honked furiously at some old woman who decided she wasn't going to take turns at the 4 way stop. And that's already after the woman in front of her decided to go out of turn.

    On the bright side, I got a chance to check out a five below. Someone previously mentioned it in here and wow that is a cool store. I plan to go back for my Santee to get a few things, but just today I bought a lego racer, a lego octopus which was part of the Atlantis set which were both 3 dollars, a craft set for my niece for 3 dollars, and I saw a copy of roller coaster tycoon 2 with the expansion for 5 bucks that I had to get for myself. They even had RCT3 for 5 bucks, but I prefer the older ones. But yeah, awesome store.

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  • The Count Of Midget FistoThe Count Of Midget Fisto Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Dear Santa, I forgot to mention in the PM that I'm also a huge FireFly/Serenity fan.

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  • ArcSynArcSyn Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This is going to be the best G&TSS that we do all year.

    Guaranteed!

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  • AddaAdda LondonRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Dear Santa, I forgot to mention in the PM that I'm also a huge FireFly/Serenity fan.

    Too late, you're already getting legos.

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