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Transformers: Dark Of The Moon, It's Also A Movie! (Out June 29)

SchideSchide Yeoh!Registered User regular
edited June 2011 in Social Entropy++
Transformers.

Robots In Disguise? Yes

Friends To Humanity? Around half of them, sure

In Some Pretty Terrible Recent Movies? You betcha

Over the years, the Transformers franchise has gone through many phases, from being a 30 minute commercial for the toyline in the 80s--
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--to being a 30 minute commercial for the toyline in the 90s--
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--and 00s--
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--to today, where it's...well, the new show hasn't quite started yet, but we've got feature length movies--
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--and video games now too!
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In conclusion, Beast Wars was great.

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    You forgot Beast Machines

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    well megan fox is out of the third one, so that's one thing that's going well for the new movie.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Megan Fox is pretty hot though.

    I mean, if you're picking an actress to star in your movie and all she's going to do is wave her ass around on camera I say go for her.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    What's the title of the new one?

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    her face is so plastic looking!

    she also does that open mouth blank stare all the time which is a huge turnoff

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    Megan Fox is pretty hot though.

    I mean, if you're picking an actress to star in your movie and all she's going to do is wave her ass around on camera I say go for her.

    Yeah but now they have a Victoria's Secret model who's just as hot but without also looking like she just stepped out of a single-wide trailer in Nevada

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    What's the title of the new one?

    Transformers: No no no no no nonononononon NONONONONONONononoNONO

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    tranformers: robot dick

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    her face is so plastic looking!

    she also does that open mouth blank stare all the time which is a huge turnoff

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    NOTHING IS FORGOTTEN, CORPORATE LOGO

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    hahah Holy shit has that been photoshopped

    uggghhhh

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    her face is so plastic looking!

    she also does that open mouth blank stare all the time which is a huge turnoff

    woof

    In Fox's defense, if you get a picture of anyone that close, they'll look like they have downs syndrome

    She just looks like she always has it

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Then what about Robots in Disguise/Armada/Energon/Cybertron/Kiss Players(blurgh)

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    LALALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU

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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    her face is so plastic looking!

    she also does that open mouth blank stare all the time which is a huge turnoff

    The problem here is you were looking at her face. A classic mistake.

    Edit: That pic is pretty bad, it doesn't look real. That's not really a great photo even if it is real, I mean this one isn't fantastic, but she doesn't look that bad.

    Megan-Fox_5.jpg

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I have the stealth bomber+fighter transformer in the op.

    that was such an awesome one

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  • SchideSchide Yeoh! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    What's the title of the new one?

    Fo realz, it's "The Dark Of The Moon"

    Schide on
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    MOON DARK IS UPON US

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    soooo Unicron?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    hahah Holy shit has that been photoshopped

    uggghhhh

    airbrushed to shit

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Schide wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    What's the title of the new one?

    Fo realz, it's "The Dark Of The Moon"

    I'm sorry, did you say

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXko2YCuZa8

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I hope we get more delightful pantomime HE'S OVR THERE comedy in this one

    or maybe we will get someone accidently injecting a whole bunch of heroin? At least you can be sure that a transformer will pee on some mean guy.

    COMEDY with MICHAEL BAY

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I can't wait to completely ignore the new movie in favor of its undoubtedlty infinitely more entertainning reviews again

    Who's are we looking forward to most? Topless Robot has been hating pretty hard already but I'd love another go at the series by the 'Transformers 2 was an art piece' lady

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    the fuck.

    Did they ask Square-Enix to name their movie for them? What the shit.

    Also I guess Unicron is pretty cool

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    so, Kup's full title in the US is "Sergeant Kup"

    and, Mindset,the blue repaint of Hailstorm who was based on a G2 Decepticon, is an Autobot
    what the fuck

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    so, Kup's full title in the US is "Sergeant Kup"

    and, Mindset,the blue repaint of Hailstorm who was based on a G2 Decepticon, is an Autobot
    what the fuck

    nerddddddddddddddddddddddd

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    There are many reasons why Transformers 3 will be balls

    Obscure robots' non-canon alliances is hardly one of them

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    they ain't gonna confuse up Generations with a Cybertronian Empire faction and Hailstorm is already a decepticon
    therefore the repaint must be an autobot

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    so, Kup's full title in the US is "Sergeant Kup"

    and, Mindset,the blue repaint of Hailstorm who was based on a G2 Decepticon, is an Autobot
    what the fuck

    Well yeah.


    Oh Fuck Japan. They got these awesome new figures that when they come out here will look shitty.

    Why am I mad you ask ? It's only Paint apps?

    WRECK GAR. AS A MOTORCYCLE

    That's why. Hasbro tends to get lazy with paint. So he won't look half as good unless I import

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    so, Kup's full title in the US is "Sergeant Kup"

    and, Mindset,the blue repaint of Hailstorm who was based on a G2 Decepticon, is an Autobot
    what the fuck

    nerddddddddddddddddddddddd

    well yes

    it's what I do

    it's all the same

    there's nothing new

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  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hey, did anyone else ever notice the contradiction in the lyrics to Till All Are One?
    Stan Bush wrote:
    Transformers!
    Defenders of truth
    Robots who fight in disguise

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm still glad I've avoided seeing Revenge of the Fallen so far

    probably won't see the third one either unless it gets pretty good reviews (it won't)

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    wait
    you complain about the movie but still haven't seen it?

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    woah the new transformers title is awesome

    Hinting at Unicron ?!

    Franko on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The reason for the title is
    the transformers start a new space race between Russia and the USA

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    wait
    you complain about the movie but still haven't seen it?

    You think someone actually needs to see it to know that its shit?

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    call me old-fashioned but I prefer to base my opinions on something a little more concrete than second-hand sources

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    call me old-fashioned but I prefer to base my opinions on something a little more concrete than second-hand sources

    thats not how america works

    Franko on
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I forgot, are you the guy who saw like half of The Last Airbender movie, left, and then came back for the second half to make absolutely sure that you could call it crap confidently?

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    nah, I'm the guy who didn't bother to see it at all and never really expressed an opinion on it beyond feeling that a movie adaptation was entirely unnecessary

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