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(Mini-Phalla) I Can Has Phallaburger? 2: Game Over - Cheezburger (Village) Victory!

JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster KittehRegistered User regular
edited November 2010 in Critical Failures
...mmmmm... been a while... but now that that's all settled, I can actually get some celebrating in...

Ding-dong!
Trick or treaters, huh? Okay... hope there's enough candy left for them after I saw they got those Snickers minis...

Ding-dong! Ding-dong-ding-dong!

Geez, someone's pushy. Where is that bowl...?

Ding dong-ding-dong-ding-dong-ding-dong-ding-dong-

All right, already! Man, I wonder who it could be...



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Aw, man, not again...

I Can Has Phallaburger? 2: Teh Kittehs Strike Back!

Ever since last year, teh city has bin a baaad place to be a kitteh and a great place to be a cheezburger. By mayoral order, cheezburgers is nawt allowed to be nommed or otherwise molested. But tings has bin happenin... wrappers has been found, witout a cheezburger newere near dem...

Teh authoritees has nawt made ne progress in findin teh culprits, but sum say dat teh kittehs nawt quite dun yet in teh nomming department...

In udder words... here we goez again, right?

Da Rulez:

1) No making your own lolcats and posting them here. I have to get special permission every time I want to run one of these, and I really don't want to have to explain to the mods how a phalla in CF became a lolcat thread just because people thought it would be really funny.

2) This is a 25 to 30-person mini-phalla. I'm pretty sure that everyone knows what a phalla is- basically the party game Mafia converted to run on teh interwebz- so if you want a description, go here.

3) Dead players are out of the game, and there is no talking with them. Dead players are not allowed to contact players who are still alive.

4) Do not post or otherwise share your PMs.

5) Join by posting !Sign up or something like that in some form of lime. If you find out you can't play, pull out in red.

6) Inactivity- if you miss one vote, you get warned. Two votes will get your role given to a reserve player if any are availible, and will end in the player's elimination if not.

7) Voting- please vote in Bold Red, using a player's name, for one player to be taken out of the game. If you have to, retract your vote in Bold Lime.

8) Clarifications: Send them in a PM. Better to be safe than sorry if you're not sure if your question would give away your role...

9) Proboards: If you make them, I want a link. Or your head asplodes.

10) Days end at midnight, EST.

Sample Role PM:

You are a Cheezburger!

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Just wen u thot it wuz safes to be a cheezburger... now you haz to find teh evul mean kittehs before dey wreks every ting you worked so hard to take frum dem. Hurry up an find teh kittehs so u can lives in peace.

Cheezburger Power:I votes for u:Vote each day to select one cheezburger to kick out of town.

Cheezburger Goal: Drive away the kittehs and take the city for good.

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  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Participating Players:

    1) CaptainPlanet82
    2) mascara305
    4) daniant
    5) pablo_price
    6) 3clipse
    8) romanqwerty
    9) The Anonymous
    11) Crumble
    12) Nodgarb
    13) Farangu
    15) Phyphor
    16) firemanfred
    19) Capfalcon
    21) Suki
    23) Sir Fabulous
    24) Void Slayer
    27) Snipersedge
    29) Dunadan019
    30) Cleonicus

    Reserves:

    1) Darian
    2) Max Frost
    3) Timmer
    4) godmode


    Casulties:

    Day 1:

    Samurai6966 - Cheezburger - Voted out
    BertezBertez - Cheezburger - Spiced Up
    B:L - Cheezburger - nommed
    Green - Cheezburger - gulped down

    Day 2:

    simonwolf - Cheezburger - sporkified
    WilDPanthA05 - Cheezburger - gulped down
    diorinix - Cheezburger - nommed
    Kias - Cheezburger - burned up

    Day 3:

    Matev - Cheezburger - Vote
    jimtopia - Cheezburger - Gulped
    Alegis - Cheezburger - nommed
    REG Rysk - Kitteh - Spiced and diced

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  • CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Furst? Or Zecond?

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  • mascara305mascara305 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sign up

    I <3 lolcats!

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i will sign up just to make lolsparrows

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  • daniantdaniant Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Oh wow, it finally happened.

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  • pablo_pricepablo_price Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    !invisible sign-up button

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ceiling cat iz wachin u voet

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    FUCK YEAH LET'S FIGHT THE MOON
  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    halp!

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    mmmmm.....Cheeezburgerr

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    lolcats are retarded and so is this message!

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  • KiasKias Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Can Haz! Om-nom-nom

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  • CrumbleCrumble Registered User
    edited November 2010
    Basement Cat is coming for you

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  • NodgarbNodgarb Registered User
    edited November 2010
    I can haz?

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    reserve up; when you say midnight, to which time zone do you refer?

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  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I haz migrane fram all teh bad spalling alrady

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  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sign up

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    In ur phalla, voeting ur doods

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  • firemanfredfiremanfred Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    As a member of the Invisible Kitteh City Committee I support this thread.

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  • DiorinixDiorinix Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I am in ur interwebs, upping ur signs

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    Mmmmm....toasty.
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Oh gawds, mah eyez!

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This isn't the meme you're looking for

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  • BertezBertezBertezBertez Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sign up!

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    ...but I would say that

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  • SukiSuki Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sign Up!!

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    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    mmmmm.....Cheeezburgerr
    !Grudge cat does not forgive

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    In your thred sining up phor your gamez!

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    A wild Suki appears!

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  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    sign up! this promises to be nice and weird

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  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User
    edited November 2010
    It's been a while, but sign up! for shits and giggles

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Is it can be signupz tiem now pleez

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  • SnipersedgeSnipersedge Registered User
    edited November 2010
    Sign up!

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  • jimtopiajimtopia Registered User
    edited November 2010
    I can haz play!

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm in the desert

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  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Message frum Narrator Kitteh:

    We have 28 people, that's enough to start. Role PMs will go out tomorrow night at midnight or when we hit the game max of 30 players, whichever comes first.

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  • CleonicusCleonicus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sign-up

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited November 2010
    Can I haz Role PMz?

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    Echo wrote: »
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  • firemanfredfiremanfred Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Can I haz Role PMz?

    Oh noez! I spoted teh vampire kitteh!

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    Spaceships are better than relationships
  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited November 2010
    Can I haz Role PMz?

    Oh noez! I spoted teh vampire kitteh!

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • MaxFrostMaxFrost Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SIGN UP!

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    No posting image macros on the forums.

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