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Beard Science!

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    don't think I've met a santa with a fake beard in yeeaaarrrs

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    my daughter keeps telling me that im going to look like santa for christmas with my beard

    itll break her heart if i shave before then

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    who needs smooches from pretty ladies when you have a hiding place for small forest animals on your face

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    and a great place to keep leftovers for the holiday meals

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    why yes i do have an entire christmas ham in here why do you ask

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    skettios wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i can only imagine what it would be like if i tried to grow out

    the yeard

    then bleach it white so you can be santa

    the youngest santa ever

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=camMiqtt19I

    ?

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    excuse me...

    is that Eau De Hickory Farms you're wearing?

    or are you just smuggling a ham in your beard

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Aphostile wrote: »
    skettios wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i can only imagine what it would be like if i tried to grow out

    the yeard

    then bleach it white so you can be santa

    the youngest santa ever

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=camMiqtt19I

    ?

    ahahah oh man I had not seen that.
    Yes. This.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I get to shave tonight! i'm so happy!

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i am pretty happy to lose this joke of a dirtstache.

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    PkErthbndPkErthbnd Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm so ready to shave. I didn't post in this thread once, but I'll probably take a picture tonight to commemorate. I was planning on shaving, but it got a lot colder here in the past couple days so I'm thinking of keeping it for the face-warmth factor. (Also the lumberjack factor.)

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Unsightly as it is, I've got to admit that my neckbeard actually does keep me warmer. I miss it when it's gone.

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
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    The saddest of days for beards everywhere.

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    MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Aphostile wrote: »
    The saddest of days for beards everywhere.

    As if a million beards cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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    AwkoAwko About to poison the waterhole.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Everyone shaving off their glorious facial fur today is nothing but a poseur.

    A moseur, if you will.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    My beard will never die. NEVER!

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Awko wrote: »
    Everyone shaving off their glorious facial fur today is nothing but a poseur.

    A moseur, if you will.

    ok cool i'm shaving mine off tomorrow so i'm in the clear

    crwth on
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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Aphostile wrote: »
    IMAG0151.jpg

    The saddest of days for beards everywhere.

    I can think of worse. Like when your hockey team is out of the playoffs

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    AwkoAwko About to poison the waterhole.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    Awko wrote: »
    Everyone shaving off their glorious facial fur today is nothing but a poseur.

    A moseur, if you will.

    ok cool i'm shaving mine off tomorrow so i'm in the clear


    Don't make me go back and edit that post crwth.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    it's too late i already quoted you

    your fate is sealed

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Waiting till midnight to avoid curses

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Several of my friends are doing a "beard off"
    They're all growng their beards (no shaving/trimming/etc allowed).
    The 3 of them who shave it first have to glue it onto a shirt and wear the beard-pube shirt for a day.
    Horrifying. :-x

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I will be trimming way down.

    Gotta get a last day photo up first though.

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Today, something truly creepy will die

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    It has been fun! Eat THAT, cancer.

    Tasteticle on

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    tasteticle my beard basically looks exactly like yours when I let it grow

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i just got a reminded on my phone "Shave your fucking face, ugly."

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    when i have to take my cholesterol meds i get a reminder that says "take your goddamn medicine!"

    and also my alarm says "wake the fuck up, asshole!"

    i...have self loathing issues...

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    A GREAT BIG BUSHY-okay I'll stop

    Okay we need to fill up 25 pages in 4 hours

    Beards hooooooooooooooooooooo

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I fully intend to post after-beard pictures.

    Things are going to get weird.

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    feebsiclefeebsicle a feebs Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It's going to be weird seeing some of you without your beards.
    I have grown quite attached to them.

    I feel I have
    grown with them.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    what is your favorite thing about beards, feebs

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    pots+panspots+pans Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I have a moustache so bad I shouldn't be allowed near schools.

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i suppose now that november is over i can post my measly excuse for a beard

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    that is not a bad beard, Vann!

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    feebsiclefeebsicle a feebs Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    what is your favorite thing about beards, feebs

    I like the moustache part of the beard.

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    all the beards are going away~

    is it possible to have a soft beard?
    that's probably the only thing I have against them is that they are pokey :(
    well, that and it catches my hair.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Use conditioner on the beard.

    It works, really.

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    that is not a bad beard, Vann!

    it's alright! trying to decide what I want to do with it now. i typically have scruff but i'm toying with the idea of seeing just how far I can take this

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Use conditioner on the beard.

    It works, really.

    I guess that makes sense. There isn't like a special beard conditioner? Just use the same stuff for the top of your head?

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