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Beard Science!

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  • DHS OdiumDHS Odium Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    You guys are too kind. Next time we all hang out I'll wear my aviator sunglasses that I just found in my car, they'll cover enough of my face to give you all the handsome spotlight.

    DHS Odium on
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i am

    beardless

    also i'd bang you dhs odium

    Fandyien on
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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    DHS Odium wrote: »
    You guys are too kind. Next time we all hang out I'll wear my aviator sunglasses that I just found in my car, they'll cover enough of my face to give you all the handsome spotlight.

    no because when we look at you we'll have to see our own faces!!!

    crwth on
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    our own, sickening, misshapen faces

    Fandyien on
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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    plus with glasses, how could we ever get lost in your eyes?

    Houk the Namebringer on
  • bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited December 2010
    spono wrote: »
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    I'm seeing double!

    Four Smart Heroes!

    bombardier on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Derek you've definitely got the bone structure to pull off the beard. But you'll have to shave it off if you get one of those Fushigi things.

    You can't have a beard and a Fushigi. Japanese law. Just ask Houk he sleeps with hundreds of pixelated ladies

    Fiz on
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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Are you talking about those Fushigi Ball thingies, the contact ball deals? If so, he's better off with the beard

    Or a pixelated lady, if he can swing it (heh heh swing it)

    Houk the Namebringer on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yep. I went to his amazon wishlist to see if he has good taste to go along with his good looks, and that was one of the things there.

    I encourage all of you to make a wishlist, even if you aren't participating in Satans. Let me judge you

    Fiz on
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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Wishlists make internet stalkin so much easier.

    Stalkers are busy people and can't be spending all day just trying to find out what you like you know.

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  • brokecrackerbrokecracker Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I saw this thread way too late:

    Shaved clean for halloween and took a pic a day for November.

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    brokecracker on
  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I finally decided what to do about the beard I had grown.

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    I was told today "You look like you may actually own a motorcycle, or be a 70's porn star."

    Perrsun on
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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Get it a little fuller, then call everyone you meet "Soap".

    Crashmo on
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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Coincidentally, I was getting fed up with my beard getting a little too unruly, so I did a bit of trimming, and shaved most of it off.

    http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/Goatmon/Picture31.jpg

    Goatmon on
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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    this is about five days of beard growth
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    which, for me, is optimal

    if my facial hair just stopped growing right here i'd be cool

    this is a good look for you!

    give us a kiss

    Faynor on
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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    this is about five days of beard growth
    fGYcI.jpg

    which, for me, is optimal

    if my facial hair just stopped growing right here i'd be cool

    this is a good look for you!

    give us a kiss

    o3o

    crwth on
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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I kept my beard from November; it was about this long by the end of the month. A little 'smoother', since I just cut it back again to let it thicken up. I'll probably keep it till around the middle of January, before my 24th, then shave it and look 5 years younger.
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    I do rock the red and black plaid flannel shirt, though. Need to carry around a hatchet too.

    MetroidZoid on
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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    what is so surprising about video games

    Faynor on
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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I just took that tonight. The symbols were from my Secret Satan who continues to remain ... a secret. I think that was my third song in and I was having a shit-flipping blast.

    MetroidZoid on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    the cymbals take drums from fun to so fun

    Garlic Bread on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    so itchy
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    Abracadaniel on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yeah, I can't grow shit for a beard.

    I guess I could always poop on my hand and rub it in.

    Callius on
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  • SupraluminalSupraluminal Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    Yeah, I can't grow shit for a beard.

    I guess I could always poop on my hand and rub it in.

    Does... does that help?

    Supraluminal on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    fertilizer

    crwth on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Coincidentally, I was getting fed up with my beard getting a little too unruly, so I did a bit of trimming, and shaved most of it off.
    http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/Goatmon/Picture31.jpg

    that is a goatee and it is shameful

    Centipede Damascus on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    fat nerd with a goatee... not on this forum, mister!

    Callius on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    sometimes goatees work

    basically if you can grow a beard, then shave it into a goatee it's fine

    if you can only grow a goatee, it's gonna look like crap don't do it

    Garlic Bread on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    that's a Van Dyke

    #pipe on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    let me know the truth

    let me knowwww the truth

    Garlic Bread on
  • AwkoAwko About to poison the waterhole.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    that's a Van Dyke

    That's not a Van Dyke

    This is a Van Dyke

    31040_van-dyke-dick.jpeg

    Awko on
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    goatees look pretty great

    if you're tony stark

    Vann Diras on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    there are very few faces on which a goatee couldn't look better if it were a full beard

    Centipede Damascus on
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  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    My beard is full, yet short now. I'm happy with the progress.

    That is all.

    FroThulhu on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    my beard is long and fluffy

    rather pleased with how it looks right now

    i think i'll miss it when i shave it next month

    Dead Legend on
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  • risumonrisumon Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    My mustache is gone. I no longer look like a paedo molester.

    It is a good feeling.

    risumon on
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