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Beard Science!

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Gonna beard hug the planet.

    2 Marcus 2 Ravens on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    beard awareness

    soon the whole world will have beards

    crwth on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    upon walking up to everybody gathered for crwthPAX I saw that crwth had regrown his impressive beard (he was clean shaven first time we met)

    I stroked my air-beard and gave him a thumbs up

    i hope he saw it


    did you crwth


    did you

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i don't think i did

    you should have just stroked my beard and given me a thumbs up

    crwth on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    next time

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  • SaintSaint Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Smart Hero, you didn't touch crwth's beard? What is wrong with you?

    Saint on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i can't remember what thinking was like before i had a beard to stroke

    satansfingers on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    if there ever is a next time

    crwth on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Saint wrote: »
    Smart Hero, you didn't touch crwth's beard? What is wrong with you?

    well not that time

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    if there ever is a next time

    there fuckin better be!

    Oh also I will be in town Sunday also

    for hangouts

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    but you'll be up in altamonte right?

    like i said, prolly won't be able to make the trek

    crwth on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    you fart

    I have a car

    we can meet elsewhere at a different venue!


    from Sun-Thurs after 5pm I ain't got shit to do

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i

    am not

    A FART!!!

    but oh ok cool maybe i can do a thing then

    crwth on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    yay

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Wait, I'm not supposed to shave at all?

    Shit is about to get ca-razy.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i officially hate novembeard, you're all dead to me

    movember forever

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  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I can grow an OK mustache and goatee. Anything beyond that is hopeless. Can't grow burns, and any beard outside the goatee area just comes in like big stubble, it never fills out. My dad can't grow a decent beard either, damn hereditary.

    But at least I have good head hair genes. No male pattern baldness here, so sir.

    Gaslight on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    the mustache/beard connectors are the key failing of any subpar beard

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  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    the mustache/beard connectors are the key failing of any subpar beard

    I can do those.

    It's on my cheeks and the jawline outside my chin where the situation is just bleak.

    Gaslight on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Gaslight wrote: »
    I can grow an OK mustache and goatee. Anything beyond that is hopeless. Can't grow burns, and any beard outside the goatee area just comes in like big stubble, it never fills out. My dad can't grow a decent beard either, damn hereditary.

    But at least I have good head hair genes. No male pattern baldness here, so sir.

    this is happening to me

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i look like a hobo in my passport photo

    a very very bored hobo

    Dead Legend on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I always think I look like a caveman in photographs

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2010
    I always think I look like a caveman in photographs

    you look beautiful to me <3<3

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    LTM wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    there we go.
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    cuttin in the muttonstache soon.

    Cad, I never pictured you as Druhim-old...

    edit: Also, I've finally managed to get my goatee to reach the ruler on this: shirt

    i am but a spring chicken compared to the roostersaurus.

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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This picture is a little better?

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    Going to have to invest in some beard glamor shots.

    Tonkka on
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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Seriously, My beard is getting EPIC this winter.

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    this is a thing that you should keep doing

    Tonkka all your photos are like a huge guy looking down at the leetle camera, take some normal angle shots in decent lighting conditions

    BahamutZERO on
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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I think this is how curse words got started.

    At first they were normal words but people started using them way too much and mostly everyone got sick of hearing it, so when their kids started speaking and said something like "fuck" they were just like "ugh... just.. just don't say that"

    TheStig on
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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    before I go to sleep and while I am still a bit loopy
    i will say here
    that I have a huge boner for beards and scruffs, goodthread, bestthread.


    edit: oh my god I so did not want that to be totp
    wait some girls like beards?! huzzah

    BahamutZERO on
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  • UlisesUlises Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i think i'm doing this wrong

    shaved my face, chest, and groin yesterday

    Ulises on
  • VeeVee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    smooth as a baby

    Vee on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tonkka all your photos are like a huge guy looking down at the leetle camera, take some normal angle shots in decent lighting conditions

    I guess I should try to take one when I am not at work...

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I am in the Military and therefore cannot participate :(. I love beards though!

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    You know what you must do. You must join the special forces.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ulises wrote: »
    i think i'm doing this wrong

    shaved my face, chest, and groin yesterday

    Trimming down there isn't a bad thing. Streamlines the whole process.

    I've been asked to stay smooth for work but I can let my hair grow out as much as I want. Honestly, I don't mind that much. It was in the 80's/low 90's today, and it is supposed to get warmer before it gets any cooler. And auditions would suck if I shave and there are tan-lines. Beard tan lines are the worst.

    Fiz on
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  • GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I already have a nice beard and moustache but it is looking a little scraggly right now. But I will persevere for Movember, because I work in a kitchen where I don't think anyone cares about facial hair?

    GreasyKidsStuff on
  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I... I think I'll try this this year

    I mean I managed to grow some pathetic sideburns

    What's to say I can't grow a pathetic beard

    Sal on
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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    moustache

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Yeah, more people should mustache it up this month. I promised to myself years ago to beat my father's record of 25 years with a beard, so no mustache for me, but if you're just starting, then grow a pair and stache it up.

    2 Marcus 2 Ravens on
  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    marcus, you are a fine individual and an honorary mo bro

    edit: mainly because nestled deep within in that rugged redwood beard of yours is the articulate moustache of a gentleman. indeed, it's right there above your lip.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm still waiting a couple of years to try this movembeard thing. I'll probably still have the baby face and considering the rapid rate at which I grow facial hair I think I'll be in good condition. I just want it to gain more body (it's kinda patchy)

    Bendery It Like Beckham on
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