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I got served (Law and Order: Hurf Durf Durr edition)

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    see

    i wouldn't last in prison

    i couldn't pull screencaps outta mah anus

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    you gotta show dominance

    show up with your own robe and wig and gavel and out-shout that judge
    then the courtroom will listen to you

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    If you decapitate a judge, you assume his power.

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jump up on the bench and whip out your genitalia

    be prepared to throw your poop. i recommend a heavy-fiber dinner the night before for maximum solidity

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    BYToady wrote: »
    If you defecate on a judge, you assume his power.

    How I read this.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    see

    i wouldn't last in prison

    i couldn't pull screencaps outta mah anus

    what about cigarettes


    this is important

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandy can you pull this look off

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    need those capri pants so bad

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    see

    i wouldn't last in prison

    i couldn't pull screencaps outta mah anus

    what about cigarettes


    this is important

    They'd be soggy as hell

    also yaya my hair don't spike

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    fandy

    can you many toilet wine


    this is important

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i love it is always sunny

    how is the newest season

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandy what about this

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandy could totally pull that off.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm about to get my swerve on

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    Fandy could totally pull that off.

    totally

    i could rock that day and night

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    existexist Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    i love it is always sunny

    how is the newest season

    newest season is really good

    much better than the previous one (which I still enjoyed)

    exist on
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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
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    I want to marry this man.

    (Yellow fever)

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Captain K wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    last time i was in court i watched them sentence a homeless lady in a wheelchair to six months

    I bet she was like fuck yeah

    You see a huge uptick of crimes in the winter because many homeless escape the cold weather by going to jail.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    last time i was in court i watched them sentence a homeless lady in a wheelchair to six months

    I bet she was like fuck yeah

    You see a huge uptick of crimes in the winter because many homeless escape the cold weather by going to jail.

    isn't that just

    a goddamn bummer

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    last time i was in court i watched them sentence a homeless lady in a wheelchair to six months

    I bet she was like fuck yeah

    You see a huge uptick of crimes in the winter because many homeless escape the cold weather by going to jail.

    "Six months in jail."
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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    people who work in the court system?

    they are pricks

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hey now

    whoa now

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    U R PRT OF DA SYSTEM U FA$CIST

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    last time i was in court i watched them sentence a homeless lady in a wheelchair to six months

    I bet she was like fuck yeah

    You see a huge uptick of crimes in the winter because many homeless escape the cold weather by going to jail.

    "Six months in jail."
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    i actually like death note

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    people who work in the court system?

    they are pricks
    to be fair in the absence of any sort of civil society that provides care for the homeless, giving a guy six months in a warm min-sec prison cell is the closest thing those judges can legally give them

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandy Fandy Fandy

    Try to look like this

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    people who work in the court system?

    they are pricks
    to be fair in the absence of any sort of civil society that provides care for the homeless, giving a guy six months in a warm min-sec prison cell is the closest thing those judges can legally give them

    But if they have a record its gonna hurt their chances of getting a job!

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    You sound like a kind of terrible person, so maybe you should go to jail instead.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Bloods End wrote: »
    You sound like a kind of terrible person, so maybe you should go to jail instead.

    listen, bro

    would you like to suck my weiner

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Maybe the people in the court system just wanted to try to improve the system from the inside.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Demand a trial by duel.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    can i perhaps pay a day laborer to take my place

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    You sound like a kind of terrible person, so maybe you should go to jail instead.

    listen, bro

    would you like to suck my weiner
    come on man, you gotta get ready for being on the inside

    that isn't something you ask a bro, it's something you tell a bro

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I've never yet had to set foot in a courtroom

    Hope that holds up for a while

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I was on jury selection twice

    and then they settled the stupid cases before I got to do anything

    but hey

    paid day off

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i don't wanna participate

    i wanna be off the grid

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    can i perhaps pay a day laborer to take my place

    That's more or less where the concept of bail bonds came from.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    can i perhaps pay a day laborer to take my place

    That's more or less where the concept of bail bonds came from.

    are you saying i can do this.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    can i perhaps pay a day laborer to take my place

    That's more or less where the concept of bail bonds came from.

    are you saying i can do this.

    No.

    But under old, old, old British common law, someone had to be in the jail after you were arrested. So what you could do was pay a peasant to come in and take your place.

    Eventually the jails wisened up to the potential revenue stream and cut the middleman out.

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I got served at work today

    a guy pretended to ask me about reserving the new Call of Duty then bam

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