I doubt it. It may be different where you are but over here if a witness has been summoned and doesn't appear, a warrant for their arrest can be issued.
Just go along and do it. All you have to do is tell the truth to the best of your recollection. "I don't remember" is a perfectly acceptable answer. Most likely it will be over quite quickly.
Unless you start with the shenanigans.
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FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
edited November 2010
Well, shucks, so long as I can truthfully be all "shit I don't remember just look at my year old statement" i'll be
AIGHT.
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KakodaimonosCode fondlerHelping the 1% get richerRegistered Userregular
That was a criminal case. We only needed to serve a summons on him because it was relatively minor offence. If he doesn't appear on the Court date then a warrant will be issued.
What was your warrant for, Kak? Kicking too much ass?
Something like that. It was aggravated battery. Got arrested and everything and then they decided to dismiss the charges before I even got arraigned. It was annoying, but it was better than the alternative.
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edited November 2010
Yes, it's always a good idea to try to piss off the judge as much as possible. When they tell you to stop it, make sure you shout "This whole court is out of order!".
I wonder how many times a judge will hear "this whole court is out of order!" in the course of his career
Probably very few.
They tend to not be the people to fuck with.
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edited November 2010
I feel like if I was in court and it ever got to the point where I would be yelling and getting contempt anyway, I'd kind of have to yell that.
I wouldn't just yell it though, or start nonsense so I could get there, but if the occasion arose, definitely.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Well, shucks, so long as I can truthfully be all "shit I don't remember just look at my year old statement" i'll be
AIGHT.
THIS IS WHAT EVERYBODY HAS BEEN SAYING FOR TEN PAGES.
are you a lawyer
I didn't think so, smart aleck
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ArtreusI'm a wizardAnd that looks fucked upRegistered Userregular
edited November 2010
That's what all of the law students have been saying! You are being ridiculous. You don't need to be a lawyer to know that all you have to do is tell the goddamn truth and you will be fine.
That's what all of the law students have been saying! You are being ridiculous. You don't need to be a lawyer to know that all you have to do is tell the goddamn truth and you will be fine.
man the criminal justice system is straight TERRIFYING
give a brother a break
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
edited November 2010
once you get on the stand, make sure to ask the judge very loudly what time is it and which direction mecca is in
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But it's better than nothing
so lame
I doubt it. It may be different where you are but over here if a witness has been summoned and doesn't appear, a warrant for their arrest can be issued.
Just go along and do it. All you have to do is tell the truth to the best of your recollection. "I don't remember" is a perfectly acceptable answer. Most likely it will be over quite quickly.
Unless you start with the shenanigans.
AIGHT.
Something like that. It was aggravated battery. Got arrested and everything and then they decided to dismiss the charges before I even got arraigned. It was annoying, but it was better than the alternative.
Talk about space serpents or whatever
edit: also make sure you wink at the jury as much as possible.
pretty good
Based on my experience, the Judge will almost certainly be a space serpent so you might need to be delicate with your wording
and it still says "guilty".
and "guilty" is spelled wrong
Tell the judge you know he's one of the good ones. Speaks well. Is respectable.
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They tend to not be the people to fuck with.
I wouldn't just yell it though, or start nonsense so I could get there, but if the occasion arose, definitely.
Zero.
Zero times.
Fandy would make history.... he'd be famous
I think GG has the idea about broadcasting the details of the space serpent conspiracy, too few people are aware!
ask to be sworn in on a VHS copy of Temple of Doom
or a copy of the Bhagavad Gita transcribed on to a grain of rice
maybe a copy of Origin of Species bound in Dodo leather
I have the first item, if you need it
THIS IS WHAT EVERYBODY HAS BEEN SAYING FOR TEN PAGES.
HE GONNA DIE SO DEAD
are you a lawyer
I didn't think so, smart aleck
The key to victory is deception.
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man the criminal justice system is straight TERRIFYING
give a brother a break