I remember this one kid everyone hated at my school, students and teachers alike. Arrogant, ignorant, racist fucker who made everyone's day just that much more unbearable. Nobody was his friend, at all. From fifth grade to high school he was a bully then he got fat, started playing WoW constantly to the point of printing out patch notes and memorising them in class, and became more of an annoyance.
He was so generally disliked most teachers, especially ones he ridiculed openly, ignored him whenever he was the target of someone just fed up with him. A few specific incidents spring to mind:
One was when I was in his DT group (Design and Tech, basically our version of Shop class) and he kept spraying the hot glue gun on rubberbands lying around the desk. I went over, gave a look then just picked one up and flung it in the direction of the rubbish bin. He was standing in the way at that exact moment. And he wasn't wearing his safety goggles. Hot glue rubberband hits him milimeters from his eye, he screams, I apologise, teacher just says "eh, be careful next time" and walks away. He called this teacher a fag to his face once.
Then another year later after school he was throwing stuff at a bunch of us, we grabbed him and shoved him in this little cage thing where we kept a playground net in, for a couple of minutes. Choir teacher walks past, nods his head at us smiles and just says "boys" then carries on. This teacher he used every single excuse and known sickness to man to get out of class including "rabies" and "deep-vein thrombosis" as well as calling the teacher a "stupid hack past him prime". Not to his face, but within earshot.
Best one though was during gym class he never brought his gear. Would just sit down, flippantly brush off an excuse to the teacher and call out shit to us as we ran around. Then one day he told the teacher he "forgot (his) gear at home." Coach's response? "How funny, you never seem to forget your lunch." I think I fell to my knees laughing at that point.
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
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What I find funny in Australia is that when you apologise to someone the standard response is, you're right or you're right mate. It's like yes, you are right, you do need to apologise to me.
What I find funny in Australia is that when you apologise to someone the standard response is, you're right or you're right mate. It's like yes, you are right, you do need to apologise to me.
are you sure they're not just shortening "you're all right, mate"?
just kind of mashing it together in australian drawl?
yooouurlright mate
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edited November 2010
Yeah they are. But I think it's funny when you break it done to what they say.
You and Gatsby both broke the British page, but that's okay. You're still alright.
Gatsby that is kind of awful, but he got back what he gave in the end.
I was born in England though! It still counts...sort of.
And yeah it is awful what we did to him sometimes but I can't sympathise with him at all after eight years of him calling me china man, chink and telling me I should bow more and eat more rice.
Yes Raney, I had to create a bridesmaid's novelty design using orchids, kermit chrysanthemums and aspidistra leaves, glued onto a framework which I created. Had to be done and costed for sale in 60minutes. Well, point is I got the highest mark I could so hooray for me.
Yes Raney, I had to create a bridesmaid's novelty design using orchids, kermit chrysanthemums and aspidistra leaves, glued onto a framework which I created. Had to be done and costed for sale in 60minutes. Well, point is I got the highest mark I could so hooray for me.
I'm making a face right now
it's the same face I would make if someone just told me they actuated some reticulated splines
Yes Raney, I had to create a bridesmaid's novelty design using orchids, kermit chrysanthemums and aspidistra leaves, glued onto a framework which I created. Had to be done and costed for sale in 60minutes. Well, point is I got the highest mark I could so hooray for me.
Yes Raney, I had to create a bridesmaid's novelty design using orchids, kermit chrysanthemums and aspidistra leaves, glued onto a framework which I created. Had to be done and costed for sale in 60minutes. Well, point is I got the highest mark I could so hooray for me.
I'm making a face right now
it's the same face I would make if someone just told me they actuated some reticulated splines
Yes Raney, I had to create a bridesmaid's novelty design using orchids, kermit chrysanthemums and aspidistra leaves, glued onto a framework which I created. Had to be done and costed for sale in 60minutes. Well, point is I got the highest mark I could so hooray for me.
I'm making a face right now
it's the same face I would make if someone just told me they actuated some reticulated splines
Speaking of New Zealand, I was so frustrated with England's performance in the rugby yesterday. We could've done so much better if we had actually understood how the All Blacks play for those first 30 minutes.
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Tha's nowt burra feckin' tweat.
Well it was lovely while it lasted.
He was so generally disliked most teachers, especially ones he ridiculed openly, ignored him whenever he was the target of someone just fed up with him. A few specific incidents spring to mind:
One was when I was in his DT group (Design and Tech, basically our version of Shop class) and he kept spraying the hot glue gun on rubberbands lying around the desk. I went over, gave a look then just picked one up and flung it in the direction of the rubbish bin. He was standing in the way at that exact moment. And he wasn't wearing his safety goggles. Hot glue rubberband hits him milimeters from his eye, he screams, I apologise, teacher just says "eh, be careful next time" and walks away. He called this teacher a fag to his face once.
Then another year later after school he was throwing stuff at a bunch of us, we grabbed him and shoved him in this little cage thing where we kept a playground net in, for a couple of minutes. Choir teacher walks past, nods his head at us smiles and just says "boys" then carries on. This teacher he used every single excuse and known sickness to man to get out of class including "rabies" and "deep-vein thrombosis" as well as calling the teacher a "stupid hack past him prime". Not to his face, but within earshot.
Best one though was during gym class he never brought his gear. Would just sit down, flippantly brush off an excuse to the teacher and call out shit to us as we ran around. Then one day he told the teacher he "forgot (his) gear at home." Coach's response? "How funny, you never seem to forget your lunch." I think I fell to my knees laughing at that point.
wh... wh....
:<
Gatsby that is kind of awful, but he got back what he gave in the end.
liiya did you forget that I'm british
again
you're getting old
unless you're a chav
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You've turned native, I'm with Liiya on this one
Hand over your Brit card
fuck you I'm polite as shit up in this bitch i'll fucking kill you
No no, see, I have come to the conclusion that you are a higher percentage of American than British. Your accent has probably gone too
Not my fault I'm old, it comes to us all, it just comes to me with memory loss and use of a zimmer frame.
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Substitute "bitch" for "arsehole" and we'll try again
everybody
I was never all that british i suppose
I hate tea
and crumpets
but i LOVE fish and chips
and i hate watching cricket
but i love watching realfootball and darts
and yeah, accent is mostly gone
but I'm still a citizen of england
if the queen accepts it, so do you
that's the rules
and I should know
I'm british
and: i don't actually know what a chav is, really. They came about after i left the country
Knew... or instigated the chav apocalypse himself
Satans..... hints.....
okay i told you that in the confidence that you WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE
NOW WHO'S THE ASSHOLE
(still me)
are you sure they're not just shortening "you're all right, mate"?
just kind of mashing it together in australian drawl?
yooouurlright mate
Satans..... hints.....
FAQ.
Well then Rane, I begrudgingly accept you are still a British citizen.
(This doesn't mean I dislike you though).
how's the flower game
I was born in England though! It still counts...sort of.
And yeah it is awful what we did to him sometimes but I can't sympathise with him at all after eight years of him calling me china man, chink and telling me I should bow more and eat more rice.
Oh you know, my boss is still being a complete prick, but my exam results are really good.
How's house/job hunting going? Last I heard you were looking for a change in both.
then we ruin nothing!
NOTHING
hi liiya
you had a flower exam?
Oh well, something'll come along!
Yes Raney, I had to create a bridesmaid's novelty design using orchids, kermit chrysanthemums and aspidistra leaves, glued onto a framework which I created. Had to be done and costed for sale in 60minutes. Well, point is I got the highest mark I could so hooray for me.
I'm making a face right now
it's the same face I would make if someone just told me they actuated some reticulated splines
Good job man!
I made a pretty thing. It was good.
edit: Thank you, Solar
That's what's awesome.
CONGRATULATIONS!
aussie are absolute shit, and india are 82/6 this innings in a test against against new zealand right now
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