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Does this baseball player's body look like a woman's?

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  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This needs to be the next baseball thread OP.

    thanimations on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Query:

    How do girls de-hair their buttholes

    awkwardly?

    Fandyien on
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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Query:

    How do girls de-hair their buttholes

    awkwardly?

    very carefully, I would think

    VALVEjunkie on
  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    GeoMitch on
    Gamertag: GeoMtch Steam Google+
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    there's only one thing that ALL ladies like

    an 'innie'

    just big enough for the Clitoris

    Charles Kinbote on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Query:

    How do girls de-hair their buttholes

    awkwardly?

    The anal bleaching solution probably helps them fall off.

    Hunter on
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »

    why did it take 2 pages for this to get posted

    Sweeney Tom on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Query:

    How do girls de-hair their buttholes

    awkwardly?

    usually waxing, if they do at all

    although shaving is still popular

    and laser hair removal is gaining a lot of popularity, as it's pretty cheap for what you get


    SOME people use hair removing sprays, but they are immune to pain or are crazy

    Raneados on
  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    there's only one thing that ALL ladies like

    an 'innie'

    just big enough for the Clitoris

    wait what

    VALVEjunkie on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    How do you shave a butthole?!

    Fandyien on
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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    How do you shave a butthole?!

    very

    carefully

    VALVEjunkie on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    How do you shave a butthole?!

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    Hunter on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    lets take a gander at them meat muffins

    Projeck on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    How do you shave a butthole?!

    not terribly difficult if you're careful

    plus you get very good with it the more you practice

    or: you can simple get someone else to do it

    wish I had someone who'd do mine

    Raneados on
  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    there's only one thing that ALL ladies like

    an 'innie'

    just big enough for the Clitoris

    wait what

    Yeah i'm not really following this

    FirmSkater on
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    How do you shave a butthole?!

    Violently and without looking.

    OR with a laser butthole hair remover.

    Clint Eastwood on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    a straight razor and mad swipes

    Raneados on
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    laser butthole hair remover.

    i want 10 of these

    right now

    Sweeney Tom on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    laser butthole hair remover.

    i want 10 of these

    right now

    How many buttholes do you have?

    Hunter on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    He just plans on goin' through the butthole lasers pretty quick

    Fandyien on
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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    there's only one thing that ALL ladies like

    an 'innie'

    just big enough for the Clitoris

    wait what

    Yeah i'm not really following this

    it's for sex

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    there's only one thing that ALL ladies like

    an 'innie'

    just big enough for the Clitoris

    wait what

    Yeah i'm not really following this

    it's for sex
    that seems really

    inefficient

    Houk the Namebringer on
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    shit i'll probably need 5 just to get through the thickest layer of butthair

    Sweeney Tom on
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Thew last posts are making me laugh and I feel awful. I think of how our generation is leaving such a large record of the awkward and unusual for future generations to unearth, more so than any other generation before.

    What a legacy.

    Muse Among Men on
  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Okay yeah I mean i don't understand what you mean by "innie" unless you are actually talking about a belly-button

    and if thats the case I am way in the dark about bellybutton+clitoris secrets

    FirmSkater on
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    if you gotta big badonkadonk

    holla, holla

    Projeck on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    there's only one thing that ALL ladies like

    an 'innie'

    just big enough for the Clitoris

    wait what

    Yeah i'm not really following this

    it's for sex
    that seems really

    inefficient

    if we are talking about maximing pleasure per second (pps) then there's no better way to satisfy a woman than a perfectly-fit 'innie'

    why do yu think doctors tie the umbilical cord so fast?

    Charles Kinbote on
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Guys

    I have dumps like a truck


    truck

    truck

    Ubik on
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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    OUR LEGACY

    Think of our legacy!

    Muse Among Men on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    You know you wanna see that booty bounce.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDfUjM-vygI

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Clint Eastwood on
  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Muse just be glad nobody is asking you about your stance on innies

    Houk the Namebringer on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    OUR LEGACY

    Think of our legacy!

    psh everyone already talked about this stuff

    the internet just allows you to talk about it more

    Raneados on
  • EidolonOrpheusEidolonOrpheus NoatunRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    OUR LEGACY

    Think of our legacy!

    It's too late. This thread's on a roll.

    EidolonOrpheus on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Centipede Damascus on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Clint Eastwood on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    muse, yu are a woman

    please tell the internet, I can't get through to them

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Are belly buttons a thing?

    I don't think I've ever thought about them before. I guess they are okay.

    Muse Among Men on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Muses legacy is trying to learn how to get pot in the D&D thread

    disgusting

    Fandyien on
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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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