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Does this baseball player's body look like a woman's?

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    mori that is an outrage

    I am outraged

    I know, right? I was like if there is anything on this website that I would be good at, it'd be that.

    Moriveth on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Moriveth wrote: »
    mori that is an outrage

    I am outraged

    I know, right? I was like if there is anything on this website that I would be good at, it'd be that.

    m-maybe you were overqualified

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    nah

    viv is a sexbot

    she is gonna take over the world with her perpetual humping

    literally gonna grind the world to dust

    with this threat I will hold the world hostage and become the Unchallenged Ruler of the World

    Vivixenne on
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    straight up fuckin butts every day. every single day.

    Clint Eastwood on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Trillian wrote: »
    I would, though.

    you are indeed a buttslut

    are you his buttbitch?

    Vivixenne on
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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mariselle wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    it is a very round butt

    I would not mind having a smaller version of that butt

    So you're a chick, and you'd like an ass like one on a guy? Why?

    (No more evil smiley. :cry:)

    Ass on a guy or ass on a girl doesn't really matter to me. It's an ass, and it's an ass I wouldn't mind having a smaller version of because mine does not protrude to quite the same extent that his does.

    Also how do you know I'm a girl? Maybe I'm a dude with a very flat butt.

    Vivixenne on
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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I can't believe it's not dudebutt

    GeoMitch on
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  • MariselleMariselle Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Also how do you know I'm a girl? Maybe I'm a dude with a very flat butt.

    One can reasonably infer from your profile and the links on it that you are a female. That notwithstanding, you may be "a dude with a very flat butt."

    Mariselle on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    nah

    viv is a sexbot

    she is gonna take over the world with her perpetual humping

    literally gonna grind the world to dust

    with this threat I will hold the world hostage and become the Unchallenged Ruler of the World

    do it

    but let me rule America

    I am the most qualified

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    dolphins are super manly

    Vivixenne on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    dang Viv this guy's clickin on yo links

    Centipede Damascus on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    oh no

    not my links!

    Vivixenne on
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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm not sure what to think of this Mariselle person . . . is this love?

    Muse Among Men on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    dolphins are super manly

    well they do rape

    that's what men do, the jerks

    Raneados on
  • MariselleMariselle Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    dang Viv this guy's clickin on yo links

    I am no man.

    -Eowyn

    Mariselle on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm not sure what to think of this Mariselle person . . . is this love?

    Actually, that's buttlust.

    Clint Eastwood on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm not sure what to think of this Mariselle person . . . is this love?

    well

    do you love manbutts?

    Vivixenne on
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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mariselle wrote: »
    dang Viv this guy's clickin on yo links

    I am no man.

    -Eowyn

    did you really just do this

    you suck, new person

    it's automatic

    Vivixenne on
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  • MariselleMariselle Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm not sure what to think of this Mariselle person . . . is this love?

    Are you a male baseball player with a woman's body? If so, I'll consider it.

    Mariselle on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Muse is a pocket-size but very intense dose of adorable. I would carry her around in my pocket as a fashion accessory if I could.

    Vivixenne on
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm not sure what to think of this Mariselle person . . . is this love?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G3Exb1WN4U

    which one of you is tawny kitaen

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SIDEBAR: Australian dudes are perhaps the biggest gossip whores in the world

    Vivixenne on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Hi Stale,

    How are things?

    Blake messed up your recipe a bit but the bread still turned out super delicious! <3

    Things are good.

    Re-building my life from the ground up.

    It involves more lawyers than you'd imagine.


    I miss our chats. We should do that.

    Stale on
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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Muse is a pocket-size but very intense dose of adorable. I would carry her around in my pocket as a fashion accessory if I could.

    Introducing the pocket girlfriend! Available in 1 color! (brown)

    Muse Among Men on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Hi Stale,

    How are things?

    Blake messed up your recipe a bit but the bread still turned out super delicious! <3

    Things are good.

    Re-building my life from the ground up.

    It involves more lawyers than you'd imagine.


    I miss our chats. We should do that.

    Yes I concur. Once I get internet back home we can Skype or Ventrilo or whatever!

    Are the lawyers' involvement still to do with the C-word-that-shall-not-be-named?

    I shouldn't call her a C-word. But she was acting like one at last check.

    Vivixenne on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    dang man this coffee is delicious

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    dang man this coffee is delicious

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm not sure what to think of this Mariselle person . . . is this love?

    take it slowly Muse

    these internet people can't be trusted

    Centipede Damascus on
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I have just put what is perhaps my finest pizza into the oven.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    guys, i have deja vu from this thread
    didn't we have someone else post this exact same thing as their first post before?

    beavotron on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Hi Stale,

    How are things?

    Blake messed up your recipe a bit but the bread still turned out super delicious! <3

    Things are good.

    Re-building my life from the ground up.

    It involves more lawyers than you'd imagine.


    I miss our chats. We should do that.

    Yes I concur. Once I get internet back home we can Skype or Ventrilo or whatever!

    Are the lawyers' involvement still to do with the C-word-that-shall-not-be-named?

    I shouldn't call her a C-word. But she was acting like one at last check.

    Aye.

    she never stopped, and in fact, only intensified.

    In the end she broke me, in every sense.

    Stale on
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    coffee is good. what kind of coffee are you drinking orikae

    Clint Eastwood on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    coffee is good. what kind of coffee are you drinking orikae

    big mountain roasters mountain magic blend

    it promised a 'complete balanced cup, sweet with chocolate notes'

    now, normally i don't believe flavour notes

    but damned if this doesn't have hints of chocolate

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    damn that sounds delicious. i might have to look into that stuff because all we have here is decaf.

    know if you can buy it online?

    Clint Eastwood on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I wish I could dig on coffee

    but goddamn do I hate hot liquids

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I wish I could dig on coffee

    but goddamn do I hate hot liquids

    coffee can also be consumed over ice

    and even with alcohol in it!

    Clint Eastwood on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Hi Stale,

    How are things?

    Blake messed up your recipe a bit but the bread still turned out super delicious! <3

    Things are good.

    Re-building my life from the ground up.

    It involves more lawyers than you'd imagine.


    I miss our chats. We should do that.

    Yes I concur. Once I get internet back home we can Skype or Ventrilo or whatever!

    Are the lawyers' involvement still to do with the C-word-that-shall-not-be-named?

    I shouldn't call her a C-word. But she was acting like one at last check.

    Aye.

    she never stopped, and in fact, only intensified.

    In the end she broke me, in every sense.

    well she is just a c-word then

    I reckon once she knew she could get stuff from you, she thought she'd just get more

    that, and well she's a c-word

    I'll let you know when we're all hooked up :) I could tether my iPhone and maybe IM through Skype or some such

    in the meantime

    SUPERHUGS... chin up, you'll be all right because you're still standing!

    METAPHORICALLY

    HO HO HO

    (<3)

    Vivixenne on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I have just put what is perhaps my finest pizza into the oven.

    describe this pizza

    Centipede Damascus on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    damn that sounds delicious. i might have to look into that stuff because all we have here is decaf.

    know if you can buy it online?

    bigmountaincoffeeroasters.ca

    it looks like you're going to have to travel to calgary or vancouver to buy it

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I wish I could dig on coffee

    but goddamn do I hate hot liquids

    THAT DOES NOT EXPLAIN ALL THE HOMOSEXUAL FELLATIO

    Vivixenne on
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