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Does this baseball player's body look like a woman's?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I wish I could dig on coffee

    but goddamn do I hate hot liquids

    TLB

    seriously

    every day you convince me that we are long-lost brothers

    we should look into this

    Raneados on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I wish I could dig on coffee

    but goddamn do I hate hot liquids

    THAT DOES NOT EXPLAIN ALL THE HOMOSEXUAL FELLATIO

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    Orikaeshigitae on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I wish I could dig on coffee

    but goddamn do I hate hot liquids

    THAT DOES NOT EXPLAIN ALL THE HOMOSEXUAL FELLATIO

    THAT IS A DIFFERENT KIND OF HOT

    IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    how can you hate on hot liquids

    you people are weird

    WEIRD

    Vivixenne on
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    damn that sounds delicious. i might have to look into that stuff because all we have here is decaf.

    know if you can buy it online?

    bigmountaincoffeeroasters.ca

    it looks like you're going to have to travel to calgary or vancouver to buy it

    fuck a doodle doo.

    guess i need to start saving up, this better be some really good coffee dude

    Clint Eastwood on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    COFFEE IS SEXY TOO YOU KNOW

    Vivixenne on
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    I wish I could dig on coffee

    but goddamn do I hate hot liquids

    TLB

    seriously

    every day you convince me that we are long-lost brothers

    we should look into this

    we don't need a paper trail to tell us the truth

    brother

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    COFFEE IS SEXY TOO YOU KNOW

    one of the aforementioned porn films at the porn festival involved a 'coffee delivery boy' and bags and bags of coffee beans being dumped on him mid-coitus

    it was awesome

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    damn that sounds delicious. i might have to look into that stuff because all we have here is decaf.

    know if you can buy it online?

    bigmountaincoffeeroasters.ca

    it looks like you're going to have to travel to calgary or vancouver to buy it

    fuck a doodle doo.

    guess i need to start saving up, this better be some really good coffee dude

    or you could email them, they seem like nice people

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    damn that sounds delicious. i might have to look into that stuff because all we have here is decaf.

    know if you can buy it online?

    bigmountaincoffeeroasters.ca

    it looks like you're going to have to travel to calgary or vancouver to buy it

    fuck a doodle doo.

    guess i need to start saving up, this better be some really good coffee dude

    or you could email them, they seem like nice people

    fine jeez, don't be so pushy!

    seriously though thanks for the link, i'm gonna look into this

    Clint Eastwood on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    COFFEE IS SEXY TOO YOU KNOW

    one of the aforementioned porn films at the porn festival involved a 'coffee delivery boy' and bags and bags of coffee beans being dumped on him mid-coitus

    it was awesome

    I uh

    hmmm

    Vivixenne on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    (hilarious)

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I have just put what is perhaps my finest pizza into the oven.

    describe this pizza

    pizza.jpg
    She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.

    Traditional sausage/peperoni pizza. Hand made crust with crushed garlic and olive oil, topped with sauce and shredded fresh parmesan and mozzarella with spicy Italian sausage and peperoni.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    (hilarious)

    (okay thank god)

    (I was about to state that I was never, ever having a cup of coffee at your place when I visit you)

    Vivixenne on
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I am kinda sleepy. Maybe I should have some coffee.

    Moriveth on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    the hump film festival is run by dan savage, if that gives you any idea

    other highlights:
    an anthropomorphic letter 'a' spraying champagne over a pile of bronzed hot dogs and strawberry shortcake
    a poorly-animated video of a bunch of Berk-esque clowns bukkakeing a car
    a hipster porn wherein the girl drank PBR and called a pinball repairman who rode over on his fixie and fucked her atop forementioned pinball machine
    a 'sink repairman' sketch where the toolbelt was full of dildos and was campy/fun
    'ad men'; ad exec cruises a local park and gets fucked/fucks his way to inspiring the nike and apple marketing campaigns

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    a hipster porn wherein the girl drank PBR and called a pinball repairman who rode over on his fixie and fucked

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Moriveth on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Finally orik an answer for how many clowns can come in a mini.

    Blake T on
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    that sounds super awesome

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I have just put what is perhaps my finest pizza into the oven.

    describe this pizza

    pizza.jpg
    She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.

    Traditional sausage/peperoni pizza. Hand made crust with crushed garlic and olive oil, topped with sauce and shredded fresh parmesan and mozzarella with spicy Italian sausage and peperoni.

    hot dang that looks tasty

    Centipede Damascus on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I am kinda sleepy. Maybe I should have some coffee.

    or

    crazy idea warning

    you could go to sleep

    Vivixenne on
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I am kinda sleepy. Maybe I should have some coffee.

    or

    crazy idea warning

    you could go to sleep

    I would but I gotta pick up the wife later.

    Moriveth on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    oh

    in that case

    don't go to sleep

    Vivixenne on
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Oh man I love macaroni and cheese, I just had some leftovers from the stuff I made last night

    so good

    but also

    so much goddamn butter and cheese

    Moriveth on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I had a neat mac and cheese recipe once

    macaroni and ham and cheese and condensed milk and black pepper and a bit of spring onion

    vas good, ja

    Vivixenne on
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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I have just put what is perhaps my finest pizza into the oven.

    describe this pizza

    pizza.jpg
    She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.

    Traditional sausage/peperoni pizza. Hand made crust with crushed garlic and olive oil, topped with sauce and shredded fresh parmesan and mozzarella with spicy Italian sausage and peperoni.

    this gave me a food boner

    VALVEjunkie on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I had a neat mac and cheese recipe once

    macaroni and ham and cheese and condensed milk and black pepper and a bit of spring onion

    vas good, ja

    That sounds awesome

    mine was fairly basic, just mac and cheese, though I did put a shitload of cayenne pepper in there to spice it up a bit

    and spice it up it did

    it tastes exactly like the macaroni and cheese my mom used to make

    Moriveth on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    you've got to throw some real cheese in when you make mac and cheese

    I like to use this cheddar and jack cheese blend Costco sells

    Centipede Damascus on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    you've got to throw some real cheese in when you make mac and cheese

    Well, of course

    Moriveth on
  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    that pizza looks so good right now

    redhead on
  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Guys I'm pretty tired.
    And I'm done my homework.
    Hmm...

    Trillian on

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    you people must just hate sleep

    sleep is AWESOME

    Vivixenne on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ah, but what of nightmares

    Centipede Damascus on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Baseball players have big butts.

    It happens.

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    you people must just hate sleep

    sleep is AWESOME

    i love sleep, but it doesn't love me back

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ah, but what of nightmares

    toughen up, princess!

    Vivixenne on
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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sleep is for quitters.

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    looking bad at old threads I have made is pretty interesting

    there are about a bazillion AustraliaPAX threads

    but also some pretty neat ones

    like this one: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=73903

    I liked that thread

    Vivixenne on
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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I made thread a few times.

    Most were awful.

    Wait probably all of them.

    Yeah I am not great at this.

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I think the tip to thread-making is ensuring the topic will generate discussion or participation

    and not get frustrated when the discussion does not happen and people start talking about butts

    Vivixenne on
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