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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    T: winky I have been reading more things and find myself disagreeing more and more with dawkin's gene-centrism

    but also i kind of think the argument is useless semantics in a way

    I disagree with you on both counts.

    I think we should argue about it because I just recently finished the selfish gene.

    Well my main criticism (and I know you commented on this a bit ago) is that selection doesn't really act on genes

    I mean surely genes code for traits that are acted on by selection, but I feel the gene-centered view is a bit too...theoretical? That isn't the word...to me it seems like if you say that this gene was more successful than another, it isn't really true. The gene by itself wasn't successful, it was what the gene coded for that was successful. Like, take a fish with an antifreeze protein in the blood. The antifreeze phenotype (or lack thereof) is what determines the success of the fish. The antifreeze gene doesn't necessarily determine success. What if gene expression is interrupted? Then you could HAVE the gene, but selection wouldn't be operating on it anymore, it would be operating on the expressed phenotype.

    Man this is kind of rambling, but I am trying to sort through data unrelated to this

    You see, but you're still thinking of the organism as the unit there. The organism is the environment for the gene, and is putting selective pressure on the gene itself. If there is some collection of factors that is preventing expression, then the gene is being selected against (granted, of course, the gene is actually benefiting the organism's survival when expressed). The gene (or in this case, more accurately, gene complex) will feel a selective pressure towards expressing despite whatever factors are preventing it.

    Anyway, the idea behind the gene being the unit is that it's what specifically holds the information to create anything in the organism. It doesn't matter how massively successful an organism is at survival if its genetic code isn't passed on. There's got to be a better way of explaining this point, I should dwell on it.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    FUCK MORNING WOOD

    Goddamn morning wood that never goes away and you still need to take a piss!

    Sitting there bent double so you can maybe kinda-sorta point your dick below the horizon

    all consumed with hatred for the cunt who designed modern toilets

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    ARRRRGH

    Do you guys ever sit down to pee

    And then you start peeing, but your penis is aimed too high

    And you accidentally pee into the space between the toilet bowl and the seat

    And you end up pissing all over the floor but you don't notice it until your feet are all wet?

    UGH

    ugh I HATE THIS

    FUCK MORNING WOOD

    you guys are goddam retarded geese

    i mean it isn't your fault you have wangs that look like corkscrews but you figure at this age you would know how to use them

    geese all bein dumb
    fark u shaz

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The worst is when you're tired and you've got morning wood and you sit down on the toilet to go pee and then your wang rises before you can really get going and it hits the cold underside of the seat, waking you up with a jolt and the knowledge that your dick just touched a spot that just cannot be trusted for being clean.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    itt a bunch of males who never learned "the lean".

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    also winky it must be noted that i have like, the biggest posthumous crush on Gould

    I am totally Team Dawkins, I have to admit.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    ARRRRGH

    Do you guys ever sit down to pee

    And then you start peeing, but your penis is aimed too high

    And you accidentally pee into the space between the toilet bowl and the seat

    And you end up pissing all over the floor but you don't notice it until your feet are all wet?

    UGH

    ugh I HATE THIS

    FUCK MORNING WOOD

    I know! And it only happens then because you're tired enough for it to happen!

    What the fuck you sit down to pee I don't see the problem here.

    that is what we're talking about here. You sit down because you're tired and drunk or sick or whatever

    and then you aim too high because you're not thinking about it and it goes through the gap beetween seat and bowl and urgh

    and you're not in any mood to deal with that at all

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm going to ask for a hundred yards of soft pink quilt for Christmas.

    Then I'll sow a giant vagina costume for Choco and a giant dick costume for me and I'll bend over and run at him from across the room and make airplane noises.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The Cat wrote: »
    Every time a woman argues for a feminist point of view, she is always told to stop being so touchy, or emotional, or irrational.

    It's a really nasty bit of rhetoric and it drives me insane.

    Also, being told how to post by someone who i don't even know? unimpressed, don't care if it was "joking", and fairly convinced that claiming it was a joke was just backtracking anyway.

    but enough about that. more billy connolly!

    I rather liked his part in Series of Unfortunate Events.

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    Every time a woman argues for a feminist point of view, she is always told to stop being so touchy, or emotional, or irrational.

    It's a really nasty bit of rhetoric and it drives me insane.

    Y'know hysteria derives its name from the Greek word for uterus.

    That only women have.

    Seriously womens get all up ins and hysterical all the times.

    Sheesh.
    The "cure" for hysteria in the late 1800s and early 1900s was basically the doctor finger-banging the woman.

    Also, sometimes vibrators.

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    I like how they show the women using it on their back and head.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    itt a bunch of males who never learned "the lean".

    i know right

    Arch on
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    ARRRRGH

    Do you guys ever sit down to pee

    And then you start peeing, but your penis is aimed too high

    And you accidentally pee into the space between the toilet bowl and the seat

    And you end up pissing all over the floor but you don't notice it until your feet are all wet?

    UGH

    ugh I HATE THIS

    FUCK MORNING WOOD

    you guys are goddam retarded geese

    i mean it isn't your fault you have wangs that look like corkscrews but you figure at this age you would know how to use them

    geese all bein dumb
    fark u shaz

    o ya?!

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The worst is when you're tired and you've got morning wood and you sit down on the toilet to go pee and then your wang rises before you can really get going and it hits the cold underside of the seat, waking you up with a jolt and the knowledge that your dick just touched a spot that just cannot be trusted for being clean.

    I PUT MY MOUTH ON THAT PENIS D:D:D:D:D:

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    ARRRRGH

    Do you guys ever sit down to pee

    And then you start peeing, but your penis is aimed too high

    And you accidentally pee into the space between the toilet bowl and the seat

    And you end up pissing all over the floor but you don't notice it until your feet are all wet?

    UGH

    I've done this exactly once. Three weeks ago.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The worst is when you're tired and you've got morning wood and you sit down on the toilet to go pee and then your wang rises before you can really get going and it hits the cold underside of the seat, waking you up with a jolt and the knowledge that your dick just touched a spot that just cannot be trusted for being clean.

    argh, fitting morning wood inside a toilet bowl is urgh

    the worst game of operation, played in worst circumstances

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    itt a bunch of males who never learned "the lean".

    or the lunge! it's not as active as it sounds.

    tyrannus on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The worst is when you're tired and you've got morning wood and you sit down on the toilet to go pee and then your wang rises before you can really get going and it hits the cold underside of the seat, waking you up with a jolt and the knowledge that your dick just touched a spot that just cannot be trusted for being clean.

    I PUT MY MOUTH ON THAT PENIS D:D:D:D:D:

    This is how penises work! You need to know the risks!

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    tyrannus wrote: »
    itt a bunch of males who never learned "the lean".

    or the lunge! it's not as active as it sounds.

    Now all I can think of is doing the exercise and thrusting towards the toilet as I piss

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm going to ask for a hundred yards of soft pink quilt for Christmas.

    Then I'll sow a giant vagina costume for Choco and a giant dick costume for me and I'll bend over and run at him from across the room and make airplane noises.

    ITT all of chat will never forget to knock on cass' and chocos door ever again

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The worst is when you're tired and you've got morning wood and you sit down on the toilet to go pee and then your wang rises before you can really get going and it hits the cold underside of the seat, waking you up with a jolt and the knowledge that your dick just touched a spot that just cannot be trusted for being clean.

    this i understand

    it's even worse because your bodys natural reaction to really really needing to hold in a piss is to get a boner

    so if you reallllly need to pee then you might do that too

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I wonder about the fingerbanging hysteria cures

    did the doctors actually think they were helping women

    or did they just want to finger women by abusing their authority

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arch I'm gonna go take a shower and go to class, but I really want to resume this discussion later. A thread about it might be neat, we haven't had an evolution thread in a while.

    Winky on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    but seriously, patriarchy

    what the hell

    why have we made toilets in a way that is not incredibly practical for us and useless for the females?

    what's up with that?

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The worst is when you're tired and you've got morning wood and you sit down on the toilet to go pee and then your wang rises before you can really get going and it hits the cold underside of the seat, waking you up with a jolt and the knowledge that your dick just touched a spot that just cannot be trusted for being clean.

    I PUT MY MOUTH ON THAT PENIS D:D:D:D:D:

    It isn't like I don't wash it after. :P

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    T: winky I have been reading more things and find myself disagreeing more and more with dawkin's gene-centrism

    but also i kind of think the argument is useless semantics in a way

    I disagree with you on both counts.

    I think we should argue about it because I just recently finished the selfish gene.

    Well my main criticism (and I know you commented on this a bit ago) is that selection doesn't really act on genes

    I mean surely genes code for traits that are acted on by selection, but I feel the gene-centered view is a bit too...theoretical? That isn't the word...to me it seems like if you say that this gene was more successful than another, it isn't really true. The gene by itself wasn't successful, it was what the gene coded for that was successful. Like, take a fish with an antifreeze protein in the blood. The antifreeze phenotype (or lack thereof) is what determines the success of the fish. The antifreeze gene doesn't necessarily determine success. What if gene expression is interrupted? Then you could HAVE the gene, but selection wouldn't be operating on it anymore, it would be operating on the expressed phenotype.

    Man this is kind of rambling, but I am trying to sort through data unrelated to this

    You see, but you're still thinking of the organism as the unit there. The organism is the environment for the gene, and is putting selective pressure on the gene itself. If there is some collection of factors that is preventing expression, then the gene is being selected against (granted, of course, the gene is actually benefiting the organism's survival when expressed). The gene (or in this case, more accurately, gene complex) will feel a selective pressure towards expressing despite whatever factors are preventing it.

    Anyway, the idea behind the gene being the unit is that it's what specifically holds the information to create anything in the organism. It doesn't matter how massively successful an organism is at survival if its genetic code isn't passed on. There's got to be a better way of explaining this point, I should dwell on it.

    I guess by analogy we don't select video games solely on the quality of their code, but by how all of the code works together.

    And I think if you go out and say "well the gene as the unit of selection really applies to all the genes and genetic complexes and interactions in an organism"

    well seems to me you aren't really talking about genes as the unit of selection anymore, which is why I feel this is sort of a semantic battle at best, and at worst is a useless argument in the vein of the cis-regulatory/protein coding argument currently gracing Evolutionary Developmental biology.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The worst is when you're tired and you've got morning wood and you sit down on the toilet to go pee and then your wang rises before you can really get going and it hits the cold underside of the seat, waking you up with a jolt and the knowledge that your dick just touched a spot that just cannot be trusted for being clean.

    this i understand

    it's even worse because your bodys natural reaction to really really needing to hold in a piss is to get a boner

    so if you reallllly need to pee then you might do that too

    Solution: pee in the shower.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    boner piss fingerbang hysteria chat

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The worst is when you're tired and you've got morning wood and you sit down on the toilet to go pee and then your wang rises before you can really get going and it hits the cold underside of the seat, waking you up with a jolt and the knowledge that your dick just touched a spot that just cannot be trusted for being clean.

    I PUT MY MOUTH ON THAT PENIS D:D:D:D:D:

    It isn't like I don't wash it after. :P

    It's exactly like that.

    We never wash it after, Cass.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Arch I'm gonna go take a shower and go to class, but I really want to resume this discussion later. A thread about it might be neat, we haven't had an evolution thread in a while.

    Hmmm!

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I wonder about the fingerbanging hysteria cures

    did the doctors actually think they were helping women

    or did they just want to finger women by abusing their authority
    I'm going to go with option 2 here.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Remember the H/A thread with the lady who's husband would piss on her in the shower and then spread his asscheeks and all the shit from his unwiped ass would rain on her?

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I wonder about the fingerbanging hysteria cures

    did the doctors actually think they were helping women

    or did they just want to finger women by abusing their authority

    There were almost certainly both types.

    Now whether it originated with one or the other, I don't really know.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    The worst is when you're tired and you've got morning wood and you sit down on the toilet to go pee and then your wang rises before you can really get going and it hits the cold underside of the seat, waking you up with a jolt and the knowledge that your dick just touched a spot that just cannot be trusted for being clean.

    I PUT MY MOUTH ON THAT PENIS D:D:D:D:D:

    It isn't like I don't wash it after. :P

    It's exactly like that.

    We never wash it after, Cass.

    yeah why would we we're not putting our mouths on it

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I wonder about the fingerbanging hysteria cures

    did the doctors actually think they were helping women

    or did they just want to finger women by abusing their authority

    My recollection of history was that in the Victorian times many society women went for repeated, seemingly unnecessary treatments.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    when i pee i am always painfully aware of where my donger is

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    The worst is when you're tired and you've got morning wood and you sit down on the toilet to go pee and then your wang rises before you can really get going and it hits the cold underside of the seat, waking you up with a jolt and the knowledge that your dick just touched a spot that just cannot be trusted for being clean.

    I PUT MY MOUTH ON THAT PENIS D:D:D:D:D:

    It isn't like I don't wash it after. :P

    It's exactly like that.

    We never wash it after, Cass.

    yeah why would we we're not putting our mouths on it

    That may or may not apply to Choco.

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    boner piss fingerbang hysteria chat

    Just a typical day here in D&D!

    Also EM I would be willing to bet that in addition to curing women of histeria by fingerbanging them, olde-time doctors probably proscribed a lot of dick. As an in-office treatment.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Arch I'm gonna go take a shower and go to class, but I really want to resume this discussion later. A thread about it might be neat, we haven't had an evolution thread in a while.

    Hmmm!

    I thought that this was a part of the peeing conversation and wondered if you were actually going to make a thread on the evolution of penises in a peeing context.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I wonder about the fingerbanging hysteria cures

    did the doctors actually think they were helping women

    or did they just want to finger women by abusing their authority
    from what I understand doctors found it a pain in the ass and it took too long

    thus the vibrator

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    peeing by sonar = oh my

    can't be assed to turn on the light at 3:00am

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