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New Comic Thread. November 10th. 2010. It's Wednesday.

SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう판다리아Registered User regular
edited November 2010 in Social Entropy++
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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    hahahahaha

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I love third-panel-Gabriel. Posture, hand and face are all spot on.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tycho really loves handjobs.

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Having fun during a D&D session? Preposterous!

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I would not go in a hand job cave.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tycho really loves handjobs.

    Who doesn't?

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I really enjoy more and more table top games being involved in the comics lately.

    This one especially.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Why would you need a tomb for Jet Skis and handjobs?

    Those seem like they would be wasted in a tomb; really, it's an inexcusable waste of valuable resources.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    mike's art is really improving, his gesture and hand anatomy is leagues above where it was this time last year

    should i put the difference down to mike's constant self-improvemen or to kurtz's good-natured critique of PATV fame?

    both, i think

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Why would you need a tomb for Jet Skis and handjobs?

    Those seem like they would be wasted in a tomb; really, it's an inexcusable waste of valuable resources.

    no, no. it's not the handjobs which are entombed.

    it's the recipients.

    they're that good.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I would not go in a hand job cave.

    Like what if the handjob isn't any good

    and then you can't remember the way out

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I imagine a high stamina is pretty important in the Tomb of Handjobs.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • LindenLinden Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Why would you need a tomb for Jet Skis and handjobs?

    Those seem like they would be wasted in a tomb; really, it's an inexcusable waste of valuable resources.

    Could be Emperor Qin's tomb. It would be an interesting room, really.
    Hell, it could be the Tomb of Horrors as well. He had the manpower.

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  • superlusersuperluser Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    re the Tomb of Horrors, the best comment I've ever heard was Rob read that again, as in:

    Rob: The mithril doors set on the southern end of room 28 are 14-feet wide and 28-feet tall (and 3-feet thick).
    Dwayne: Rob Read that Again!

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tired of these goddamn spooky handjobs in this haunted forest.

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  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It seems more like the third panel's third speech bubble should be from Gabe.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Butler wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I would not go in a hand job cave.

    Like what if the handjob isn't any good

    and then you can't remember the way out

    i never asked for this scary handjob

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Why would you need a tomb for Jet Skis and handjobs?

    Those seem like they would be wasted in a tomb; really, it's an inexcusable waste of valuable resources.

    no, no. it's not the handjobs which are entombed.

    it's the recipients.

    they're that good.

    I don't know if you could necessarily classify a fatal handjob as a desirable product, especially considering the end result.

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The Tomb of Horrors is like a Saw contraption. The only person that can derive any sort of enjoyment out of such a thing is the person running it.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    superluser wrote: »
    re the Tomb of Horrors, the best comment I've ever heard was Rob read that again, as in:

    Rob: The mithril doors set on the southern end of room 28 are 14-feet wide and 28-feet tall (and 3-feet thick).
    Dwayne: Rob Read that Again!

    :lol:

    Stories like that (and this whole thread) are the main reason I became interested in tabletop gaming

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  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    We are only in the entry way of the new tomb of horrors and someone already lost an arm. I am a happy dm. http://yfrog.com/6b2fnvj

    Not sure my guys like the tomb of horrors. I think the old school sensibilities are frustrating for players used to other 4e material.

    When they say "I reach for the lever." they don't want to hear "with which hand?"

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SabreMau wrote: »
    We are only in the entry way of the new tomb of horrors and someone already lost an arm. I am a happy dm. http://yfrog.com/6b2fnvj

    Not sure my guys like the tomb of horrors. I think the old school sensibilities are frustrating for players used to other 4e material.

    When they say "I reach for the lever." they don't want to hear "with which hand?"

    That is gold.

    Pure fucking gold, keep 'em on their toes.

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  • BulwarkBulwark Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Man that other tomb is fucking hard to find.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Also, this is still my favorite tabletop RPG story:
    Our party was camping overnight, on the road. Our rogue wakes the rest of us up to the sight of an eleven-foot-tall water elemental heading for our campfire. We let it smother the fire and evaporate to about 6 feet. This gives our cleric an idea; we take our remaining firewood and any twigs we can find & build another fire. I (the fighter) slap enough out of the elemental between the initial fire's destruction and the time the new fire gets going to reduce it by another foot and quite a few HP. I back off, allow it to drown out the new fire, and reduce itself to about two feet. By this point, it's pretty pissed off at us for making so many goddamn fires. It turns its attention towards the cleric. She throws her bedroll onto the elemental. One bizarre Bounty ad later, we have ourselves a water elemental trapped in a sleeping bag.

    Two weeks later, we're in a wintry valley forest. We camp out for the night, and when we wake up the next day, the forest is on fire. Apparently our nemesis has mind-controlled a small village of azers, who have torched everything around us. After dispatching a few flaming dwarves, we're rewarded with one of their kilts. It, like most attire of discerning azers, has a natural resistance to fire. Our fight has concluded, but the fact that we are still in a forest that is on fire comes to the forefront of the party's attention. Where others see burning timber, I see opportunity. I grab the elemental-filled bedroll, wring it out onto the kilt, and have our cleric cast Create Water on it several times. The result was a well-dressed, hulking H2O monstrosity hell-bent on fighting fire.

    We made a hasty escape from the area, breached the villain's tower, killed him (which rather angered our DM, since he wasn't supposed to die until near the end of the campaign), stuffed half of his body into a Heward's Handy Haversack (like a bag of holding, but in backpack form) with his legs sticking out, high-tailed it through the ebony spire that was crashing down around us, and looted his corpse when we reached the bottom.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I really like how Gabe draws hands now

    I like them much better than banana hands

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  • ukiyo eukiyo e Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tycho's face in panel two, please report to the edits thread immediately.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I was always a Temple guy myself:

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I have a sword of +3 fun on jet-skis after being the recipient of a handjob, so my half-elf ranger/monk/barbarian/alchemist/ninja/pimp hybrid is set.

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  • IoloIolo iolo Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SabreMau wrote: »
    We are only in the entry way of the new tomb of horrors and someone already lost an arm. I am a happy dm. http://yfrog.com/6b2fnvj

    Not sure my guys like the tomb of horrors. I think the old school sensibilities are frustrating for players used to other 4e material.

    When they say "I reach for the lever." they don't want to hear "with which hand?"

    The new gaming table in action. Awfully pretty...

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I was always a Temple guy myself:

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    Tried to play

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    Once but couldn't get past describing the purple veiny obelisk writhing with veiny goodness and pulsing with dark power.


    Also I might have said 'There are chunks of incest on the table' instead of 'chunks of incense.' It went downhill from there.

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  • DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator mod
    edited November 2010
    Our group has been playing through the 4e remake of the original Tomb of Horrors (which is what it sounds like Gabe is running too). There's definitely a feeling of accomplishment when the entry hall alone has a dozen ways of killing you.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    superluser wrote: »
    re the Tomb of Horrors, the best comment I've ever heard was Rob read that again, as in:

    Rob: The mithril doors set on the southern end of room 28 are 14-feet wide and 28-feet tall (and 3-feet thick).
    Dwayne: Rob Read that Again!

    that is genius

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    DMAC wrote: »
    Our group has been playing through the 4e remake of the original Tomb of Horrors (which is what it sounds like Gabe is running too). There's definitely a feeling of accomplishment when the entry hall alone has a dozen ways of killing you.

    After you're all done, do you go spend your gold in the Little Shop of Horrors?

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I really enjoy more and more table top games being involved in the comics lately.

    This one especially.

    Ditto. It coincides with my own interest and I'm about the same as and GnT.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SabreMau wrote: »
    We are only in the entry way of the new tomb of horrors and someone already lost an arm. I am a happy dm. http://yfrog.com/6b2fnvj

    Not sure my guys like the tomb of horrors. I think the old school sensibilities are frustrating for players used to other 4e material.

    When they say "I reach for the lever." they don't want to hear "with which hand?"

    Oh god. D:

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  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Adus wrote: »
    The Tomb of Horrors is like a Saw contraption. The only person that can derive any sort of enjoyment out of such a thing is the person running it.

    I always figured it was more of a reminder that they're in a dangerous occupation.

    I mean, if I were designing a dungeon to house something I didn't want people fucking with, it would be designed to murder the face of those who entered it. I mean, that's the whole point of the traps and everything.

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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Once but couldn't get past describing the purple veiny obelisk writhing with veiny goodness and pulsing with dark power.


    Also I might have said 'There are chunks of incest on the table' instead of 'chunks of incense.' It went downhill from there.

    Now I am thinking about...

    Campbell's Chunky Incest Soup With Noodles in a White Creamy 'Sauce'
    Incest Scented Incense

    How to craft Chunky Incest.
    Ingredients:
    3 immoral, drunk and overweight family members. 1 Best of Barry White CD. 1 axe murderer.

    Procedure:
    Bring family members into a cozy, dimly lit room with the smooth sounds of Barry White wafting through the air.
    Let simmer for 10 minutes. Mix in axe murderer. Wait for axe murderer to leave and collect the pieces into your satchel.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    SabreMau wrote: »
    We are only in the entry way of the new tomb of horrors and someone already lost an arm. I am a happy dm. http://yfrog.com/6b2fnvj

    Not sure my guys like the tomb of horrors. I think the old school sensibilities are frustrating for players used to other 4e material.

    When they say "I reach for the lever." they don't want to hear "with which hand?"

    Oh god. D:

    That is fucking amazing

    edit: I really enjoyed this comic and so far I've been enjoying this thread too.

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  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Iolo wrote: »
    SabreMau wrote: »
    We are only in the entry way of the new tomb of horrors and someone already lost an arm. I am a happy dm. http://yfrog.com/6b2fnvj

    Not sure my guys like the tomb of horrors. I think the old school sensibilities are frustrating for players used to other 4e material.

    When they say "I reach for the lever." they don't want to hear "with which hand?"

    The new gaming table in action. Awfully pretty...

    I wish I was a millionaire so I could afford to play DnD.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    by millionaire you mean at most $40?

    To play all you absolutely need is the PHB

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