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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
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    shelleytherepublican...

    LTM on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    google also hates tv networks

    no wait

    it's the other way around

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    BusterK wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    you guys are the liberal elite snobs that will be first against the wall when the tea party marches

    mark my words!.!>!>!

    This is the entire purpose of anyone talking about this besides that one guy
    To make dumb jokes like this
    Anyone who thinks this is an actual debate just really wants to debate something they can easily win

    Did anyone actually say anything about this seriously like it is a real Political Debate?

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    LTM wrote: »
    Where do you think Google is getting all the money for pay raises?

    Its obviously Al Qaeda funding.
    Google has fired the employee who leaked the Eric Schmidt memo announcing a 10 per cent pay raise for the company's entire staff, according to a report citing multiple anonymous sources.

    So, that pay raise isn't going to everyone after all.

    wrecked

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Your Google doodle is supposed to enlighten and educate those who click on it, not cause a rift between two world powers.

    This is the greatest sentence I have ever read.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    B_R wrote: »
    And I thought people around here where stupid.

    can't tell if joke

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    iSlam is just apple trying to re brand those pog things.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    redhead wrote: »
    LTM wrote: »
    Where do you think Google is getting all the money for pay raises?

    Its obviously Al Qaeda funding.
    Google has fired the employee who leaked the Eric Schmidt memo announcing a 10 per cent pay raise for the company's entire staff, according to a report citing multiple anonymous sources.

    So, that pay raise isn't going to everyone after all.

    wrecked

    Haha, damn.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i don't us islamic lttrs

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Better be good, or the Muslims will get you in the night.

    End on
    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I hear Muslims don't sleep, it's against their religion.

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i dislike the islamic "site preview" feature of sharia law imposed on me by google

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Zoel wrote: »
    i don't us islamic lttrs

    Is "o" also an Islamic letter?

    I want to better understand Shank's spelling habits

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    man, I wish google would just go ahead and take us over.

    Langly on
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    As a Catholic, I prefer Battle Pope

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    But In the Name of the Gun has a section where Jesus runs up a nazi's peestream and jump kicks him in the face.

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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    I hear Muslims don't sleep, it's against their religion.

    I heard hair grows on their palms and beheading is the only way to kill one for good

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    But In the Name of the Gun has a section where Jesus runs up a nazi's peestream and jump kicks him in the face.

    Jesus also feeds bread to a bunch of Nazis and then multiplies the loaves in their stomach, causeing it to rupture and kill them.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I hear that if you put a bowl of sand in front of your door in the evening, the next morning you'll find a muslim trapped there until he counts every grain.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    First you must drive a stake soaked in pigs blood into the Muslim's black heart. Which is located in the area where you would find the gallbladder in a human.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    speaking of battle pope. When you have to
    fight the pope in AC2,
    throughout the fight I was thinking "this doesn't feel right..."

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    First you must drive a stake soaked in pigs blood into the Muslim's black heart. Which is located in the area where you would find the gallbladder in a human.

    I had my gal bladder removed when I was 13.

    Am... Am I a Muslim?

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    speaking of battle pope. When you have to
    fight the pope in AC2,
    throughout the fight I was thinking "this doesn't feel right..."

    Haha I never got that far now I totally have to play that.

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    First you must drive a stake soaked in pigs blood into the Muslim's black heart. Which is located in the area where you would find the gallbladder in a human.

    I had my gal bladder removed when I was 13.

    Am... Am I a Muslim?

    Did they replace it with a black heart?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    First you must drive a stake soaked in pigs blood into the Muslim's black heart. Which is located in the area where you would find the gallbladder in a human.

    I had my gal bladder removed when I was 13.

    Am... Am I a Muslim?

    Are you allergic to freedom?

    Hunter on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    To make weaken the muslim find their shed skin and rub salt inside it.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Pretty sure I like freedom.

    Also Pretty sure they didn't put anything in there, just sorta vacuumed it out through a little hole.

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I voted for no such thing

    Crashmo on
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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    speaking of battle pope. When you have to
    fight the pope in AC2,
    throughout the fight I was thinking "this doesn't feel right..."

    Haha I never got that far now I totally have to play that.

    it's very awesome but at the same time, feels so wrong.

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Pretty sure I like freedom.

    Also Pretty sure they didn't put anything in there, just sorta vacuumed it out through a little hole.

    That's just the kind of thing a Muslim spy ter'rist would say.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Google Akhbar!

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Honestly, I thought the crazies were going to say the doodle was Satanic, since the bottom of the 'e' is red and all. But Islamophobia is the new Red Scare, so yeah, that'd be the natural first response for the tin foil hat brigade.

    FCD on
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Then you force it to open its eyes and look at a drawing of Muhammad sucking the Devil off.

    After it falls into a defensive coma you remove its head with a knife made in Israel.

    Then you just burn its body.

    Not really hard but you must do it while it is resting in its sand coffin.

    Kill its 13 year old wife if you must but needless bloodshed is frowned upon by the Order of Holy White Warriors.

    In most cases it's best to assume that the infection has spread and argue that it was more of a mercy killing than anything.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    They said when they pulled out my Gal Bladder it looked like a green ball of slime or something.

    Maybe I was a muslim BEFORE and now I'm a 'murrican

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    First you must drive a stake soaked in pigs blood into the Muslim's black heart. Which is located in the area where you would find the gallbladder in a human.

    im nodding

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    speaking of battle pope. When you have to
    fight the pope in AC2,
    throughout the fight I was thinking "this doesn't feel right..."

    Haha I never got that far now I totally have to play that.

    it's very awesome but at the same time, feels so wrong.

    Eh, not really.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i have this overwhelming urge to kill someone.

    maybe myself, most likely idiots who think the e is secret islamo-facism-terrorist takeover of america fear hyperbole

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    speaking of battle pope. When you have to
    fight the pope in AC2,
    throughout the fight I was thinking "this doesn't feel right..."

    Haha I never got that far now I totally have to play that.

    it's very awesome but at the same time, feels so wrong.

    Eh, not really.

    You would say that, Mohammad.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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