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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Okay it's time for them to let me go home. It ain't happening, but yeah, I want to

    amateurhour on
    are YOU on the beer list?
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    msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I wish I was playing LoL right now :(

    and/or sleeping

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    There's some great DailyWTF's about mumps

    also some dude in the programming thread in the tech forum does mumps work

    Why the hell would anyone make a language like that? Fuck. Epic actually seems like a really nice place to work, fantastic benefits, but fuck.

    MUMPs is probably one of the first database and coding languages out there. I think it was created in like... 1960 or something.

    Sheep on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    There's some great DailyWTF's about mumps

    also some dude in the programming thread in the tech forum does mumps work

    Why the hell would anyone make a language like that? Fuck. Epic actually seems like a really nice place to work, fantastic benefits, but fuck.

    it came out of an IT shop at a hospital in the 60s as some kind of hack

    it just hangs around out of inertia, it clearly never had any kind of design thought behind it

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    SC4 got a little retarded with keeping track of commutes and shit
    Yeah, it was the first one where to be successful you really had to integrate bussing, rail and subway systems, you couldn't just get away with roads everywhere.

    Bah, I had always made my cities with massive rail systems. Low pollution and high happiness.

    This is what I'm thinking as well. If you only used roads in as far back as even the SNES Sim City you were screwed.

    But on the flip side you just replaced them all with rails and never had a problem.

    Yep. And the 3x3 lots with a park in the middle.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SC4 got a little retarded with keeping track of commutes and shit
    Yeah, it was the first one where to be successful you really had to integrate bussing, rail and subway systems, you couldn't just get away with roads everywhere.

    hmm, that sounds pretty neat. I really didn't like 3 (I think it was 3) where you had the different regions but time didn't pass in other regions which you weren't looking at.

    Welcome to IndustryVille. It's doomed to collapse within the next year but that's ok, it will forever provide jobs and trinkets to neighboring regions because it just took a jump to the left. (and a step to the riiiiaaaaaahhhht).
    Yeah, SC4 the bordering cities would work just like bordering cities in the real world.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    SC4 got a little retarded with keeping track of commutes and shit
    Yeah, it was the first one where to be successful you really had to integrate bussing, rail and subway systems, you couldn't just get away with roads everywhere.

    Bah, I had always made my cities with massive rail systems. Low pollution and high happiness.

    This is what I'm thinking as well. If you only used roads in as far back as even the SNES Sim City you were screwed.

    But on the flip side you just replaced them all with rails and never had a problem.

    Yep. And the 3x3 lots with a park in the middle.
    6x??? (as long as you want) grids, roads on each side so everything was always 3 tiles away. A line of commercial separating industrial from residential. I'd make a small community that was generating $1-2k a month, put it on rabbit speed and walk away for the afternoon. Come back and build like a madman.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    SC4 got a little retarded with keeping track of commutes and shit
    Yeah, it was the first one where to be successful you really had to integrate bussing, rail and subway systems, you couldn't just get away with roads everywhere.

    Bah, I had always made my cities with massive rail systems. Low pollution and high happiness.

    This is what I'm thinking as well. If you only used roads in as far back as even the SNES Sim City you were screwed.

    But on the flip side you just replaced them all with rails and never had a problem.

    Yep. And the 3x3 lots with a park in the middle.

    i did that all the time on sim city 1

    and also the trick of making power connections a web between plots so that a fire could never blackout an entire swath of your city

    and then fucking godzilla would come and destroy all my shit

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I had SimCity 2000 for the Sega Saturn. I left it on for a week and had $10bn.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    think I'm gonna get some breakfast. at noonthirty. Yay vacations.

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    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    There's some great DailyWTF's about mumps

    also some dude in the programming thread in the tech forum does mumps work

    Why the hell would anyone make a language like that? Fuck. Epic actually seems like a really nice place to work, fantastic benefits, but fuck.

    it came out of an IT shop at a hospital in the 60s as some kind of hack

    it just hangs around out of inertia, it clearly never had any kind of design thought behind it

    COBOL made me decide I hated programming back when I was 13. I sorta wish I had focused more on languages and less on hardware and support when I was younger.

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    So "game" details about LA Noire are starting to surface.

    Apparently it's QTE heavy ala Heavy Rain.

    And costs around 100 million bucks.

    There's no question that it will not recoup sells.

    Sheep on
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Now I want to play Sim City.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Man sometimes 5 days go by without Armor Games having any new games on the front page.

    Then there are times like now, when I look away for 2 days and come back and the front page is almost entirely new games.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    I am insanely jealous of all you people who have friends to hang out with.

    Fuck, I really need to meet some people...

    I'd be down to do something if you want to come to Cincinnati :P
    I actually might take you up on that. Cincinnati's only like an hour and a half drive from here.

    I've certainly had drives that long in Los Angeles. :P

    Would it be possible to crash at your place?

    Sure. I can't promise anything sweet or crazy going on, but at the very least there will be some drinking, smoking, and Brawl at my friends' place.
    Any form of smash brothers + booze or pot = heaven on earth.

    I am jealous.

    Y'all wouldn't be able to handle my Ike though. Just sayin'.
    I bet I could take it
    considering you beat my ike like 3987 times in a row, yes, i'd say that's accurate

    but i can always retreat to melee, wherein i reign supreme! muahahahahahaha

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    So "game" details about LA Noire are starting to surface.

    Apparently it's QTE heavy ala Heavy Rain.

    And costs around 100 million bucks.

    There's no question that it will not recoup sells.

    Wasn't a trailer supposed to come out for that soon?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Gooey wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    SC4 got a little retarded with keeping track of commutes and shit
    Yeah, it was the first one where to be successful you really had to integrate bussing, rail and subway systems, you couldn't just get away with roads everywhere.

    Bah, I had always made my cities with massive rail systems. Low pollution and high happiness.

    This is what I'm thinking as well. If you only used roads in as far back as even the SNES Sim City you were screwed.

    But on the flip side you just replaced them all with rails and never had a problem.

    Yep. And the 3x3 lots with a park in the middle.

    i did that all the time on sim city 1

    and also the trick of making power connections a web between plots so that a fire could never blackout an entire swath of your city

    and then fucking godzilla would come and destroy all my shit

    Redundancy in the power system was a requirement. Same with not locating them all in the same place.

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    So "game" details about LA Noire are starting to surface.

    Apparently it's QTE heavy ala Heavy Rain.

    And costs around 100 million bucks.

    There's no question that it will not recoup sells.

    Wasn't a trailer supposed to come out for that soon?

    It's out now.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2apXFdtO9o

    Sheep on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I remember I made a city that was serviced entirely by train. They kept asking for roads so I made roads that connected to nothing and just ran around in a circle, and the complaint went away.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Is a hard drive actually needed for a 360 if someone wouldn't be using live? Like do games force you to install?

    Nope and nope.

    They're good for DLC, which only requires a free Silver account.

    That and also some of the best 360 games are on XBLA.

    Shadow Complex alone is reason enough to get a hard drive.

    It might even be reason enough to get a 360.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I will buy LA Noire

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    SC4 got a little retarded with keeping track of commutes and shit
    Yeah, it was the first one where to be successful you really had to integrate bussing, rail and subway systems, you couldn't just get away with roads everywhere.

    Bah, I had always made my cities with massive rail systems. Low pollution and high happiness.

    This is what I'm thinking as well. If you only used roads in as far back as even the SNES Sim City you were screwed.

    But on the flip side you just replaced them all with rails and never had a problem.

    Yep. And the 3x3 lots with a park in the middle.

    i did that all the time on sim city 1

    and also the trick of making power connections a web between plots so that a fire could never blackout an entire swath of your city

    and then fucking godzilla would come and destroy all my shit

    Redundancy in the power system was a requirement. Same with not locating them all in the same place.

    when a fire did happen you could just bulldoze the messed up parts and put a park there and people would be so much happier than before the fire burned all their shit down

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The system we use at work was coded in COBOL.

    It is now in feature freeze (aka "We aren't fixing it if it's doing something broken because it has become far too expensive.") pending the rollout of the system that is replacing it.

    In 2013.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    mikeman, whyyyy don't you have a Wii
    because i am a kind and considerate and loving son!

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Is a hard drive actually needed for a 360 if someone wouldn't be using live? Like do games force you to install?

    Nope and nope.

    They're good for DLC, which only requires a free Silver account.

    That and also some of the best 360 games are on XBLA.

    Shadow Complex alone is reason enough to get a hard drive.

    It might even be reason enough to get a 360.

    Yeah but that would be about 150 more then I could spend. Especially when I already have a PS3 and a wii.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    so its not so much a game as a movie you play?

    Gooey on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Aren't you supposed to be solving random crimes from the 30s in that? I swear I can remember that being a thing. Trailer looked a bit interesting if not a little too la confidential.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I want to play sim city, but I don't want to play Sim City 3 or 4 or 5 or 2010 free blowjobs edition.

    I just want Sim City 2000 with the loan bug and porntipsguzzardo and the disasters and the sweet music and the newspapers and

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    You could always get a hard drive for it at a later time should you want/need to! :D

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    So "game" details about LA Noire are starting to surface.

    Apparently it's QTE heavy ala Heavy Rain.

    And costs around 100 million bucks.

    There's no question that it will not recoup sells.

    Wasn't a trailer supposed to come out for that soon?

    It's out now.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2apXFdtO9o

    holy shit the facial features when they're talking

    that's some pretty detailed mocap right there, no way someone coded that movement from scratch

    Zampanov on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    I want to play sim city, but I don't want to play Sim City 3 or 4 or 5 or 2010 free blowjobs edition.

    I just want Sim City 2000 with the loan bug and porntipsguzzardo and the disasters and the sweet music and the newspapers and

    Sim City 2000 is easily the best Sim City game, it is so much fun!

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    japan wrote: »
    The system we use at work was coded in COBOL.

    It is now in feature freeze (aka "We aren't fixing it if it's doing something broken because it has become far too expensive.") pending the rollout of the system that is replacing it.

    In 2013.

    That's not especially surprising. I've seen the same thing happen with line of business VB6 apps.

    The problem is that business don't like to pay for constant incremental modernization, so that the code base just ages and ages and ages and becomes a tar pit of support expenses until things get so desperate a wholesale rewrite is launched, which takes forever to duplicate existing functionality and costs so much that it doesn't make sense to also spend $Texas modifying the old system.

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    japan wrote: »
    The system we use at work was coded in COBOL.

    It is now in feature freeze (aka "We aren't fixing it if it's doing something broken because it has become far too expensive.") pending the rollout of the system that is replacing it.

    In 2013.

    Seriously having something take 5 lines in COBOL versus 1 in QBasic was enough for me to say fuck it.

    Honk wrote: »
    You could always get a hard drive for it at a later time should you want/need to! :D

    Should I decide to get a 360 that's what I'd likely do, especially considering I'd be grabbing a refurbished $100 model from gamestop.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I want to play one game of LoL before I head out. Anyone want to play?

    Mazzyx on
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    needs moar arcologies

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Aren't you supposed to be solving random crimes from the 30s in that? I swear I can remember that being a thing. Trailer looked a bit interesting if not a little too la confidential.

    It's supposed to be pretty sandboxy

    Senjutsu on
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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    So "game" details about LA Noire are starting to surface.

    Apparently it's QTE heavy ala Heavy Rain.

    And costs around 100 million bucks.

    There's no question that it will not recoup sells.

    Wasn't a trailer supposed to come out for that soon?

    It's out now.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2apXFdtO9o[url][/url]

    holy shit the facial features when they're talking

    that's some pretty detailed mocap right there, no way someone coded that movement from scratch
    "This is a carjacking, motherfucker. I'm going to shoot your penis off. . . I dunno, that didn't really sound right, guys." - Ira Glass.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Booo, I bought a WRT54GL last night from Newegg and then today they started their early Black Friday sale and it's another 10$ off.

    Tofystedeth on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    I fucking nailed this 40 second movie clip I just rendered out.

    Honk on
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