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edited November 2010
This directors Filmography oh man
Genesis and Catastrophe (2000)
Darkness Falls (2003)
Rings (2005)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)
The Killing Room (2009)
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edited November 2010
This trailer looks great, I hope the movie is good. And Michelle Rodriguez ain't bad.
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edited November 2010
it turns out all the aliens are hitler in the end of this movie btw
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edited November 2010
no but that is actually one of his twist endings
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edited November 2010
this movie is going to be like if it was made by a bad m night sham
which means it will be signs but worse
completely dumb twist ending with no bruce willis
e: look lets go into an analysis -
The Killing Room (2009) - cool you just made saw except without a real antagonist and it was the best film at sundance 2009 because it was "like Reservoir Dogs without the hipness." To put that another way:
"You know those thrillers about a group of strangers who get locked in a room together and have to figure out how to escape? "The Killing Room" is one of those, except that neither the characters nor the things that happen to them are interesting."
Darkness Falls (2003) - The characters confront the mother fucking tooth fairy. Is there anything else I really need to say about this?
Genesis and Catastrophe (2000) - ugggh fuck you Roald Dahl jesus this movie is so bad. It's 3 minutes of a woman hemorraging during child birth, 2 minutes of her complaining about how mean her husband is, and then 3 minutes for a twist ending that doesn't really mean anything.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) - Possibly the worst reboot of a franchise in movie history.
Rings (2005) - is okay apparently.
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I'm gonna play devils advocate here and say the trailer wasn't all that great. "Calm music over action sequences" isn't that hot anymore.
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edited November 2010
the aliens in the trailer aren't particularly interesting or engaging either, yeah.
I mean it looks like we're being invaded by HGTV and holy shit are they going to spruce up our light sources and go for a desert theme with flying humvees
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I liked Signs, in spite of its problems, but it's the last tolerable one for me.
EDIT: But wait, that's not true actually
I think the Happening is fucking hilarious
tour de force by Mark Wahlberg
when his good-hearted protagonist denies an accusation by an obviously paranoid senile old lady that he's out to murder her, he does it so awesomely unconvincingly that even I, with the benefit of of the viewer's perspective, have my faith shaken
but now I've talked it up too much, it's a little moment, it just happens to be the summit of the movie for me.
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edited November 2010
I feel okay about signs.
I don't think you can really fault the whole water kills aliens thing. I mean, what are your reasonable options for resolving that issue when the focus of the story is on a family with no particular abilities that make them well suited to fighting aliens? I guess they could have died horribly, but that doesn't really resolve their relationship issues in a satisfying way.
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signs was a step away from being a kirk cameron movie
the water kills aliens thing wasn't only stupid because aliens invaded a planet that is 70% deadly and frequently has death rain from the air (although that was really stupid), but because the dramatic resolution was basically "have faith in god" and that is boring
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god 0wns
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Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
It stands for
Watch out for Aliens, man, Those fucking things are everywhere, Can you believe this shit, How did they even, like, get here, you know?
Why Are we fighting Those aliens when we Can't even solve our problems at Home!?
Genesis and Catastrophe (2000)
Darkness Falls (2003)
Rings (2005)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)
The Killing Room (2009)
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Darkness Falls
enthusiasm has taken a hit, downgrade cautiously optimistic to cautious
actually I just made that up. but I haven't seen the movie, so who knows!
Follow me on Twitter??
go to hell and die
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Iron Sky?
and ready for me to buy
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I think they are filming it now...
The teaser had a neat song.
and now my enthusiasm for this movie has been destroyed
I
I hate this thread
This kind of thing might be getting over done, but I really like it.
aw man this trailer looked cool but i don't really want to watch any movie made by the same person who made that piece of shit
I'm not so sure about this anymore
it is such a failure at every level that the only thing it is comparable to is darkness falls
.....yippeeee
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
i think you're just jealous of his hats
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Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
I like the amount of things exploding and space ships zipping around.
I'm just going to try to forget about this movie until it comes out
I should note here that Rings is, despite being a short film, about fifty million times better than the actual movie it came with (The Ring 2)
which means it will be signs but worse
completely dumb twist ending with no bruce willis
e: look lets go into an analysis -
The Killing Room (2009) - cool you just made saw except without a real antagonist and it was the best film at sundance 2009 because it was "like Reservoir Dogs without the hipness." To put that another way:
"You know those thrillers about a group of strangers who get locked in a room together and have to figure out how to escape? "The Killing Room" is one of those, except that neither the characters nor the things that happen to them are interesting."
Darkness Falls (2003) - The characters confront the mother fucking tooth fairy. Is there anything else I really need to say about this?
Genesis and Catastrophe (2000) - ugggh fuck you Roald Dahl jesus this movie is so bad. It's 3 minutes of a woman hemorraging during child birth, 2 minutes of her complaining about how mean her husband is, and then 3 minutes for a twist ending that doesn't really mean anything.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) - Possibly the worst reboot of a franchise in movie history.
Rings (2005) - is okay apparently.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
Uh is there any other kind?
I'm gonna play devils advocate here and say the trailer wasn't all that great. "Calm music over action sequences" isn't that hot anymore.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
I mean it looks like we're being invaded by HGTV and holy shit are they going to spruce up our light sources and go for a desert theme with flying humvees
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, and Signs
Some of those flaws = things that just didn't appeal to me.
it's didactic in its message and heavy handed in its story telling
not as bad as subsequent m night movies, but still bad
EDIT: But wait, that's not true actually
I think the Happening is fucking hilarious
tour de force by Mark Wahlberg
when his good-hearted protagonist denies an accusation by an obviously paranoid senile old lady that he's out to murder her, he does it so awesomely unconvincingly that even I, with the benefit of of the viewer's perspective, have my faith shaken
but now I've talked it up too much, it's a little moment, it just happens to be the summit of the movie for me.
Two out of three
green what he heck is your av/sig
is this a new, kinder gentler slender man?
I don't think you can really fault the whole water kills aliens thing. I mean, what are your reasonable options for resolving that issue when the focus of the story is on a family with no particular abilities that make them well suited to fighting aliens? I guess they could have died horribly, but that doesn't really resolve their relationship issues in a satisfying way.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MXYC_jX2Wc
the water kills aliens thing wasn't only stupid because aliens invaded a planet that is 70% deadly and frequently has death rain from the air (although that was really stupid), but because the dramatic resolution was basically "have faith in god" and that is boring
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.