[BLANK WHITE CARDS] Role play party, you are the subs, I am the dom

MrBlarney

Hey guys, you gotta help me with a character build. I was thinking Half-Elf Ranger, but maybe the team needs something else. I mean, six players is enough to pretty much allow everyone to have their favored choice of character, but I can't help but think we're missing something.

Anyways.


JudgeBlarney's court is now in session... TO THE MAX!!! As my first duty, I find the creator of this card guilty of blatant spelling errors, sentencing them to a proper, grammatical relocalization of the opening to the memetically classic game Zero Wing. ROCK, ROCK ON!

Daius

http://4e.orokos.com/sheets/2737

My character has serious motivational issues and I don't think he'd ever be able to bring himself to kill a knoll. Apart from that he's completely road legal.



And I bet you can't solve this one Abysmal Lynx

psolms

JudgeBlarney, you should play a defender. Maybe a paladin.

And Lynx, how are we supposed to work together with two warlords??

simonwolf

psolms decides that if there's one thing this game needs, it's more playing TO THE MAX!!!, and earns himself a healthy bonus of style points, while punishing anyone who doesn't do the same. However, since all genders are reversed, all cards must be played TO THE MAXINE!!! instead. MrBlarney plays Judgette Dredd on the maker of the card - none other than Abysmal Lynx! His punishment is just and must be carried out, or he will face the penalties of a harsh GM. Unfortunately, since he didn't play a card TO THE MAXINE!!!, MrBlarney loses style points. A shame.

Abysmal Lynx must create a proper, grammatical relocalisation of the opening to Zero Wing by the end of his next turn.

New hands going out now.

PLAYERS
Daius [0 points] <

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YOUR TURN
Alegis [0 points] Pretty Cool
Abysmal Lynx [0 points]
EvilBadman [0 points]
psolms [0 points, 100 style points] OFF THE CHARTS!!!
JUDGETTE MrBlarney [0 points, -35 style points]

Globals:

• Thread is now a DnD OoC thread.
• All cards are now the reverse of their listed gender until we see some dudes in women's clothing.
• All cards must be played TO THE MAXINE!!!

MrBlarney

Well played, simonwolf. Well played.

psolms wrote: »

JudgeBlarney, you should play a defender. Maybe a paladin.

And Lynx, how are we supposed to work together with two warlords??

Perhaps. I've always been a fan of the striker classes, but a changeup could be good as well.

simonwolf

JUDGETTE MrBlarney may pass judgettement on one player per round. However, he may pass judgettement whenever he wishes within that round.

EvilBadman

Dear Game Master, due to the gender reverse of Gender Bender, the genders on the card itself would be reversed, correct?

Alegis

A puzzle? Uhhhhhh let's see. In a cave there are dwarves, which are either wearing a red or a green hood.
They cannot look at their own hood and they cannot speak.

You are to instruct them to leave the cave one by one and sort themselves in two groups, separating the green from the red hoods. The dwarves are not allowed to communicate with each other (so no hand signs or gestures or whatever to interact). How do you proceed?

Daius

Alegis

I send this get well soon card TO (THE) MAXINE

simonwolf

EvilBadman wrote: »

Dear Game Master, due to the gender reverse of Gender Bender, the genders on the card itself would be reversed, correct?

Gender and all gender-driven language. Cards do not have a gender unless someone plays the 'all cards now have dongs' card.

simonwolf

Daius decides that Maxine needs some cheering up, especially after her sudden gender transformation to Max, and proclaims that this round is the 'get well Maxine' round. Alegis decides to try and help Maxine get better with his own card.

Everyone must use a blank card in their hand to make a get well card for Maxine. I will determine the best get well card for this round.

Abysmal Lynx still has many tasks to complete before the end of his next turn, or shall face TREMENDOUS PUNISHMENT.

PLAYERS
Daius [0 points]
Alegis [0 points] Pretty Cool
Abysmal Lynx [0 points] <

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YOUR TURN
EvilBadman [0 points]
psolms [0 points, 100 style points] OFF THE CHARTS!!!
JUDGETTE MrBlarney [0 points, -35 style points]

Globals:

• Thread is now a DnD OoC thread.
• All cards are now the reverse of their listed gender until we see some dudes in women's clothing.
• All cards must be played TO THE MAXINE!!!

EvilBadman

simonwolf wrote: »

EvilBadman wrote: »

Dear Game Master, due to the gender reverse of Gender Bender, the genders on the card itself would be reversed, correct?

Gender and all gender-driven language. Cards do not have a gender unless someone plays the 'all cards now have dongs' card.

I am asking because Gender Bender can be removed if two males where female clothing OR a female shows skin. However, due to the very wording of the card it is reversed to say two FEMALES wearing MALE clothing OR a MALE showing skin.

simonwolf

Yes that is technically correct.

The best kind of correct.

Alegis

Just for the record, I did use a blank card from my hand, I only did some extra cuttings and snipperings to make it smaller.

This is actually correct

Daius

Isn't that a remnant from the rules of 3.5?

Abysmal Lynx

Sorry guys, I won't be able to make my next post until after class. I've got a paper to work on.

(This is DnD OOC talk for saying I don't have the time to fulfill all my card duties until later today.)

Abysmal Lynx

I'm way to tired to make my post today guys, you'll just have to settle for this:

Alegis

Ah, but you have to solve your puzzles and make a 'get well soon card'!

I suggest you take some rest first though. Get well soon!

MrBlarney

Coward!

Also, I guess I could go with a Dragonborn Paladin for my character? Avenging type seems to be a good fit, though I don't suppose it does much to help with the team synergy.

psolms

if we find that your paladin cant mark enough, i could always multiclass into fighter to be a bit more sticky...

Daius

Possible consequence of that card - everyone apart from MrBlarney goes to bed

I mean it's right there

simonwolf

Abysmal Lynx runs away from his responsibilites and starts calling himself "little bro" after gathering a bunch of something called EVE, threatening to punish anyone who questions his poor decision making and ability to finish what he started with a drill of some sort. The phallic implications do not go unnoticed. He also fails to deliver his card TO THE MAXINE!!! and suffers a loss of style.

Abysmal Lynx has delayed his puzzle solving and other tasks until the end of his next turn. If he does not complete them by then, however, he will be treated as double-inactive, and the punishments shall be dire indeed.

PLAYERS
Daius [0 points]
Alegis [0 points] Pretty Cool
LITTLE BRO Abysmal Lynx [0 points, -35 style points, 200 EVE] (Can harvest incomprehensible scribbles)
EvilBadman [0 points] <

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YOUR TURN
psolms [0 points, 100 style points] OFF THE CHARTS!!!
JUDGETTE MrBlarney [0 points, -35 style points] (Can judge and sentence one player per round)

Globals:

• Thread is now a DnD OoC thread.
• All cards are now the reverse of their listed gender until we see some dudes in women's clothing.
• All cards must be played TO THE MAXINE!!!

EvilBadman

Once again, I am the King of Spain.

psolms

some of us can follow instructions...

TO THE MAX(INE)!!!

EvilBadman

psolms wrote: »

some of us can follow instructions...

TO THE MAX(INE)!!!

For someone who claims to follow instructions, that is very much not the dimensions of a correct card. We are royally unamused.

Also my card was in honor of Maxine: The Witch Queen, also Maximilian I.

Daius

Evilbadwoman your royal authority gets you nowhere as no one here is a Spanish citizen.

You're a pretty shoddy queen really.

Abysmal Lynx

NARRATOR: In the year 2101 A.D., war was declared.

CAPTAIN: What happened?

MECHANIC: Somebody set up a bomb!

OPERATOR: We have received a signal.

CAPTAIN: What!

OPERATOR: The main screen has turned on.

CAPTAIN: It's you!

CATS: How are you gentlemen?

CATS: All of your bases now belong to us.

CATS: You are about to be destroyed.

CAPTAIN: What did you say?

CATS: There is no chance of survival. Use your time wisely.

CATS: Ha ha ha ha....

OPERATOR: Captain!

CAPTAIN: Launch every Zig!

CAPTAIN: You all know what to do!

CAPTAIN: Launch the Zigs!

CAPTAIN: For great justice!

Alegis wrote: »

A puzzle? Uhhhhhh let's see. In a cave there are dwarves, which are either wearing a red or a green hood.
They cannot look at their own hood and they cannot speak.

You are to instruct them to leave the cave one by one and sort themselves in two groups, separating the green from the red hoods. The dwarves are not allowed to communicate with each other (so no hand signs or gestures or whatever to interact). How do you proceed?

Well this puzzle implies that I can still see and communicate, so I have them for an orderly line out and tell each on if they are red or green before they leave. Red on the right, green on the left. Their left.

MrBlarney wrote:

Here's an easy one.

Suppose I have a bag with four balls: one white, one black, and two red. I pull out two at random and declare that at least one of them is red. What is the probability that the other one is also red?

1 out of 3.

psolms wrote:

In a room, there is a mother, a father, a son, a daughter, a brother, a sister, an auntie, an uncle, a niece, a nephew, and 2 cousins. However, there are only 4 people in the room. Relations exist only between the people in the room. How can you explain this?

A brother and sister have set up a play date with their two children. The brother and sister are also a father and mother, an uncle and an aunt, and the children are cousins.

I've looked at this from a bunch of different angles and I always get multiples or Grandfather/Grandmother stuff or something like that.

The rest of you jerks didn't send me puzzle. How are we going to complete the quest now?

Also I hope Max feels better soon, I made him this card:



It is totally to the MAXINE!

Alegis

Abysmal Lynx wrote: »

Alegis wrote: »

A puzzle? Uhhhhhh let's see. In a cave there are dwarves, which are either wearing a red or a green hood.
They cannot look at their own hood and they cannot speak.

You are to instruct them to leave the cave one by one and sort themselves in two groups, separating the green from the red hoods. The dwarves are not allowed to communicate with each other (so no hand signs or gestures or whatever to interact). How do you proceed?

Well this puzzle implies that I can still see and communicate, so I have them for an orderly line out and tell each on if they are red or green before they leave. Red on the right, green on the left. Their left.

Not what I had in mind, but your solution does abide by the given constraints - I should have added one that you couldn't say shit after giving them instructions and before they walk out. Or that they're deaf.

The real solution:

First dwarf walks out, stands alone. Second one stands next to him. The third looks at the colors on their hoods. If they're the same, he stands on either side. If they're different, he stands in between. This continues on - dwarves continue to stand in-between the 2 groups of colored hoods.

MrBlarney

Abysmal Lynx wrote: »

MrBlarney wrote:

Here's an easy one.

Suppose I have a bag with four balls: one white, one black, and two red. I pull out two at random and declare that at least one of them is red. What is the probability that the other one is also red?

1 out of 3.

Incorrect. There are six different ways of drawing two balls out of the bag, each equally likely: White+Black, White+Red(1), White+Red(2), Black+Red(1), Black+Red(2), and Red(1)+Red(2). I am able to say that I have drawn at least one red ball in five of these combinations. However, in only one combination have I drawn both red balls. Therefore, the probability that the other one is red is 1 in 5.

YO, MAXINE!!! Check this card out!



JudgeBlarney's court is back in session! As evidenced by a sample card given in the OP, both the portrait and landscape orientations of cards are valid. As such, I sentence EvilBadman to the creation or play of a landscape-oriented card in his next turn. Court is adjourned!

EvilBadman

MrBlarney wrote: »

Abysmal Lynx wrote: »

MrBlarney wrote:

Here's an easy one.

Suppose I have a bag with four balls: one white, one black, and two red. I pull out two at random and declare that at least one of them is red. What is the probability that the other one is also red?

1 out of 3.

Incorrect. There are six different ways of drawing two balls out of the bag, each equally likely: White+Black, White+Red(1), White+Red(2), Black+Red(1), Black+Red(2), and Red(1)+Red(2). I am able to say that I have drawn at least one red ball in five of these combinations. However, in only one combination have I drawn both red balls. Therefore, the probability that the other one is red is 1 in 5.

YO, MAXINE!!! Check this card out!



JudgeBlarney's court is back in session! As evidenced by a sample card given in the OP, both the portrait and landscape orientations of cards are valid. As such, I sentence EvilBadman to the creation or play of a landscape-oriented card in his next turn. Court is adjourned!

I am Queen. I am the law.

Additionally, since simonwolf copied the op and second post from my older games wholesale, you will notice in lime at the end of the second post that ALL NEWLY MADE CARDS ARE TO BE 300x400. Cards that were from previous games mentioned in the OP were in fact left in their original dimensions, especially since Blank Cards usually contains a selection of cards from former games.

Even more mindblowing is that the Maxine card should be Max (which, you actually caught, high five!) since that card's gender was also reversed.

You really are the worst judge, for attempting to rules lawyer both a monarch and a former game master who had to deal with 70 forms of timefuckery.

psolms

really Judge Blarney. how could you possibly rule that something that makes such complete sense and was never actually mentioned is true?

isnt it in fact more obvious that evilbadman is a mind reader and knows every intention about this game and its gamemaster?

son, i am disappoint.

welp, we better continue playing and simply accept mr badman's word as law. after all, he ran this game that one time.

EvilBadman

psolms wrote: »

really Judge Blarney. how could you possibly rule that something that makes such complete sense and was never actually mentioned is true?

isnt it in fact more obvious that evilbadman is a mind reader and knows every intention about this game and its gamemaster?

son, i am disappoint.

welp, we better continue playing and simply accept mr badman's word as law. after all, he ran this game that one time.

Ah, your sarcasm is scathing, however, I am quoting the Rules as Written. If you want to get really technical and assume Rules as Intended, the original post is a straight copy and paste of my original game's rules, I can wholly assume to be able to know what, I the original rules scribe, intended without the assistance of telepathy.

Furthermore, for slander against the Queen and terrible usage of the Queen's English, off with your head.

simonwolf

beep boop, grabbin' top of the page

simonwolf

EvilBadman crowns himself King of Spain, except forgets to gender-swap the terminology of his card, forcing me to assume he chose "king" which is then swapped to "queen". He also loses 35 style points for not playing his card TO THE MAXINE!!!

psolms certainly does play a card TO THE MAXINE!!!, and saves himself the costly loss of some of his hard-earned style points.

Abysmal Lynx solves all the puzzles publicly sent out to him, earning himself a delightful 40 Picarats. However, he also plays a second card, which is promptly ignored due to the fact that it isn't his turn, not even a little.

Judgette MrBlarney makes Max(ine) a get well card, making him the first person to make a valid card, since the original Maxine's card was gender-swapped to Max. Also, since it's the end of the round, the only person to make such a card. He earns himself a tidy sum of twenty points. He also sentences EvilBadman to make a landscaped card next turn - the new monarch tries to resist, but forgets that the royal inheritance card stated that they gain a crown and country, but no other authority over the game or its population. Just like a real monarch!

EvilBadman's next card must be made in landscape.

Please note that while the OP states cards must be 300x400, it does not state that is definitively horizontal by vertical.

New hands are being sent out.

PLAYERS
Daius [0 points] <

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YOUR TURN
Alegis [0 points] Pretty Cool
LITTLE BRO Abysmal Lynx [0 points, -35 style points, 200 EVE, 40 Picarats] (Can harvest incomprehensible scribbles)
QUEEN EvilBadman [0 points, -35 style points] Queen of Spain (Possesses crown, country, no other authority)
psolms [0 points, 100 style points] OFF THE CHARTS!!!
JUDGETTE MrBlarney [20 points, -35 style points] (Can judge and sentence one player per round)

Globals:

• Thread is now a DnD OoC thread.
• All cards are now the reverse of their listed gender until we see some dudes in women's clothing.
• All cards must be played TO THE MAXINE!!!

psolms

wouldnt a card addressed to 'maxine' be gender swapped to the correct 'max'?

simonwolf

Gender-swaping takes place after receipt of the card, therefore the initial gender is considered for the purposes of cards being played TO THE MAXINE!!! or cards being delivered to her, due to the inherent slow nature of gender-swapping in this time field dialation.

Listen there is a complicated order of actions here, I know what I am doing

psolms

dang.. i was counting on the post play gender swap. I'll get you next time, Gadget!

Alegis

Oh god...dess

Yet I still don't regret making the gender bender

Daius