[BLANK WHITE CARDS] Role play party, you are the subs, I am the dom

psolms

OOOooOOOooooOoOOooOOoOooOOOOOooOo

i will start out by betting all my dishonor marks.

then i will play this sweet card, TO THE MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, the way it was meant to be played.



i vote we become a rap group. or a 60's band a la the archies.

ooOOooOoooOooooOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOo

Alegis

we're a k-pop band

and I'm the cutest

Farangu

ooooooOOOOOoooooooo

SPEED METAL

ooooooOOOOOOoooooo

Abysmal Lynx

We should play hard rock. The hardest rock.

simonwolf

Guys you seem to be forgetting that cards played in the afterlife only affect players in the afterlife

so Farangu and psolms are now tatu

Abysmal Lynx

So I guess their a speed metal band that draws inspiration from the sixties and the lead singer also raps while someone mans a turntable?

You guys are going to have it rough. I haven't heard any successful rap/rock bands since the nineties.

psolms

OoOOoOOOOooooOOOo

rap/rock is huge in the afterlife. especially speed metal/rap.

OooOOoOOoOOOOoOOoo

MrBlarney

Joke card, joke card! TO THE MAXINE!!!



Yeah, I got nothin'.

simonwolf

psolms decides that the afterlife is super boring, and needs a new music scene! Together, he and Farangu become the afterlife's first and only band, though it's incertain whether they're a speed metal band, a rap group, or a 60's twee pop band. They better get their act together quickly!

Judge MrBlarney decides that he isn't being nearly awkward enough, and starts embezzling all the fractional points from other people. He manages to garner a whopping .5 points, 2.25 Gaga points, .5 dishonour marks, and 1 cookie.

Round 11!

Farangu, Daius, and Abysmal Lynx lose another half of their points. MrBlarney gains another .5 points, .5 Gaga points, and 1 dishonour marks.

The infection kills off another set of cards - the Bonus dungeon is destroyed, and the fury of the Sparrowing is finally stopped.

Farangu and Daius lose their turns, pushing it over to Alegis to begin play.

Hands going out now.

Lady Abysmal Gaga Lynx must call 15, raise, or fold.



Currently in the pot: 40 Style points, 42 Gaga points, 25 dishonour marks, 10 Picarats, 2 Mechwarriors

PLAYERS

1. Farangu [-152 points, 71 Gaga points, 3 dishonour marks] Afterlife, Heir to the King of Life
2. Daius [21 points, 41 Gaga points, 2 dishonour marks, -70 style points, 200 Picarats] Godzirra's Stomach Prison, Anime (Must play anime only cards, banned with other players)
3. Alegis [85 points, 167 Gaga points, 10 dishonour marks, -70 style points, 1 cookie] Pretty Cool, Double Team Rocket Ally, Covered in lasagna <

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   YOUR TURN
4. Abysmal Lynx [-800 points, 20 Gaga points] Godzirra's Stomach Prison, The One True Lady Gaga <

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   YOUR TURN TO BET
5. psolms [-135 points, 20 style points, 10 tanks, 8 Mechwarriors, 1 cookie] Afterlife, Headless Horseman (Lacks head, horse), Liberty Valance (First player to shoot him becomes 100% famous)
6. JUDGE MrBlarney [-1045.5 points, 87.25 Gaga points, 5 iron, 10 Style points, .5 dishonour marks, 2 cookies] On the farm, Godzirra's Stomach Prison, Judge (Can judge and sentence one player per round), Retired to a farm (Lives with Smelly Ned)

Globals affecting all players:

• All cards must be played TO THE MAX!!!
• Players can exchange one type of good into any other type of good at a ratio of 3:1, in part or full.
• Players can twice attempt to play a Japanese-style card to earn points from the host. Lack of attempts may result in negative points.
• Gagas are immune to something, not sure what though.
• Godzirra - 525 HP, 1/6 chance of eating any given player on their turn
• Whenever a player harms or inconveniences another player, they must apologise in the same turn, or risk losing points, gaining dishonour marks, and facing a declaration of war.
• Game is now additionally a Texas Hold 'Em game, run by the GM.
• Cards edited to feature Kamina's glasses are removed or brought back into play.
• Cards adjacent to infected cards are infected and die after two turns, here is the list:
  1. Turn it up to 11 Infected - Dead in 1 round
  2. I am the Law! Infected - Dead in 1 round
  3. Settlers of Catan Infected - Dead in 1 round
  4. Oh Japan
  5. Suit of Childhood Heroes
  6. Godzirra
  7. Sumimasen
  8. Gaga Sentai Infected - Dead in 1 round
  9. Poker Face Infected - Dead in 1 round
  10. Cool Shades Bro Infected - Dead in 1 round
  11. Salami Slicing Infected - Dead in 1 round
      

Globals affecting Afterlife players:

• Cards played in the afterlife only effect people within the afterlife.
• Players are a band, and must perform a song every round for the audience. Fighting members quit the band and skip a turn.

GM Status:

• Oppressive and arbitrary dictator

Abysmal Lynx

I call with my Gaga points. Can't beat my Pokerface!

simonwolf

The hand is called!

Here is the deal:


Here are Abysmal Lynx's cards:


Here are psolm's cards:


Abysmal Lynx wins with a pair of aces! They gain the entire contents of the pot. Congratulations!

Farangu

It is my turn now, yes?

psolms

ooOOooOOOoOOOooOOo

i shouldnt have tried to bluff against your poker face...

OOoOOoOOoOoOoO

simonwolf

Farangu wrote: »

It is my turn now, yes?

Did you even read the goddamn update

Farangu

...Apparently the one line that answered my question is the one line I skipped.

Alegis

Apologies to whoever may be inconvenienced by new quarantine procedures


played to the maxine

Oh Japan is moved out of quarantine. Even though I already used my 2 presentations everyone should have a chance! It's about the presentation (post) though, not necessarily the card.
Sumimasen is moved out of quarantine.


and I attempt to cure
I am the Law!

MrBlarney

I just realized that there's a small error in the update - I haven't been credited with the salami-sliced points from the second round of Sparrowing in the tally.

Abysmal Lynx

I want to help with saving "I am the Law," but I'm a little tied up with this card. I could be a complete jerk and use it on Daius, but instead of locking him up, I'll play it on MrBlarney.



I hope you enjoy holding this penis in your hand!

psolms

OOoOOOoOOoOOoOOOooooo

better get ready...

TO THE MAX!!!!!!!!



NOW THAT THIS HEADLESS HORSEMAN HAS HIS HORSE, WHOM SHALL OPPOSE HIM??

hang on, whats this?

...

...

...

A NEW CARD IS APPROACHING!!!





I choose the following post restriction:

-You must post at least 3 alliterative sentences in Underlined Green

THE HORSEMAN HAS SPOKEN!

ALSO, THE HORSEMAN APOLOGIZES FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE THIS MAY CAUSE.

THE HORSEMAN IS POLITE!!!

oOOoOOOooOOoOOOOOOoooooOOoo

MrBlarney

Titanic trickery to take two cards on ones' turn! Psolms's play perverts the proper procession of the game's procedure! I condemn this cretin to the creation of a card that creates coin for creative play.



The player who produced this card has pushed us into a pathetic play of pass-the-penis. I'll foist Favre onto Farangu.

simonwolf

Farangu and Daius weep over their missed turns.

Alegis decides to deal with this crazy infection by moving all the cards into the quarantine zone. He then moves Oh Japan out, but his attempt to cure I Am The Law fails. He unfortunately loses 35 style points, since it's now To The Max!!!

Lady Abysmal Gaga Lynx plays Brett Favre's penis, which is one of the worst cards ever made. It goes into the hand of MrBlarney, who is now obligated to play it on his turn. Another 35 style points lost due to a lack of Max!!!

psolms managed to gain his horse in the afterlife, now truly becoming a Headless Horseman! Everyone else gains a horse, as long as they expend fifty points of their own. He also plays an immediate interrupt card, forcing all players and spectators to adhere to a post restriction - at least three alliterative sentences in underlined green.

MrBlarney passes the Brett Favre penis over to Farangu, but loses points for not being to the Max!!!

Round 12!

Within the quarantine, seven cards die - cards no longer have to be played to the Max, MrBlarney loses his Judge title, cards can no longer be traded at a 3:1 ratio, the Gaga Sentai squad is disbanded, the poker game is cancelled, cool shades are no longer a valid resurrection/destruction method, and MrBlarney no longer embezzles every non-whole resource.

New hands going out now.

Farangu and psolms have until the end of the round to determine their style and produce their first single.

Until the end of psolm's next turn, everyone must adhere to the baffling post restriction outlined earlier.

PLAYERS

1. Farangu [-152 points, 71 Gaga points, 3 dishonour marks] Afterlife, Heir to the King of Life <

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   YOUR TURN
2. Daius [21 points, 41 Gaga points, 2 dishonour marks, -70 style points, 200 Picarats] Godzirra's Stomach Prison, Anime (Must play anime only cards, banned with other players)
3. Alegis [85 points, 167 Gaga points, 10 dishonour marks, -105 style points, 1 cookie] Pretty Cool, Double Team Rocket Ally, Covered in lasagna, Quarantine Overseer (can move cards out of quarantine with a 50% chance of curing them)
4. Abysmal Lynx [-800 points, 62 Gaga points, 5 style points, 25 dishonour marks, 10 Picarats, 2 Mechwarriors] Godzirra's Stomach Prison, The One True Lady Gaga
5. psolms [-135 points, 20 style points, 10 tanks, 8 Mechwarriors, 1 cookie] Afterlife, Headless Horseman (Lacks head), Liberty Valance (First player to shoot him becomes 100% famous), On A Horse
6. MrBlarney [-1046 points, 87.75 Gaga points, 5 iron, -25 Style points, 1.5 dishonour marks, 2 cookies] On the farm, Godzirra's Stomach Prison, Retired to a farm (Lives with Smelly Ned)

Globals affecting all players:

• Players can exchange one type of good into any other type of good at a ratio of 3:1, in part or full.
• Players can twice attempt to play a Japanese-style card to earn points from the host. Lack of attempts may result in negative points.
• Gagas are immune to something, not sure what though.
• Godzirra - 525 HP, 1/6 chance of eating any given player on their turn
• Whenever a player harms or inconveniences another player, they must apologise in the same turn, or risk losing points, gaining dishonour marks, and facing a declaration of war.
• Players have two attempts to make a Japanese presentation for a card, earning up to 10 points for a very Japanese presentation. Failure to present in a Japanese manner may result in loss of points.
• Whenever a player harms or inconveniences another player with a card, they must apologise or lose 10 points, gain 30 dishonour marks, and whoever they hurt can declare war on them.
• Cards currently in Quarantine:
  1. Suit of Childhood Heroes Infected - Dead in 1 round
  2. Godzirra Infected - Dead in 1 round

Globals affecting Afterlife players:

• Cards played in the afterlife only effect people within the afterlife.
• Players are a band, and must perform a song every round for the audience. Fighting members quit the band and skip a turn.

GM Status:

• Oppressive and arbitrary dictator

Athenor

Little love have I lavished on these little love-letters to the literary community of lunatic limners! Yet I find myself yearning for talent to partake in this pastime of yore. So I salute you, salactions solicitors of all that is ab-stract, searching for the most succulent way to spear and skewer your fellow sapients!


No seriously, this game has made me laugh more than anything I've read in a long time, save for one dark point in the middle. I have no artistic or creative skill on this level, so I probably won't join, but you guys have a definite fan who will be checking in!

Farangu

Curse this colloquial confusion! Surely this satanic salutation shan't be sent to sully my status again! Perhaps the problem shall be purged by playing a penis.



Sent to Mr. Blarns

Daius

The card i'm calling callously the cause of causality collapsing and a couple of comedic card capers being created consists of



In addition I add ample audacious auxiallary action, accentuating an article of optical (not aural) accessory to anime annie

Alegis

Guessing games gain great giggles! Making more memorable cards!

Letters look-alike, lousy 'legis likes not.

Abysmal Lynx

Pretty positive posting problem purposeless. Dead don't dictate da deathless.



Frog focuses on Farangu

simonwolf

Daius plays a card which results in some baffling clarification discussion on IRC, in which the following propositions are discussed:
a) two games run at the same time
b) a completely fresh game begins
c) the game continues as normal, just without the penis card
d) panic
Eventually the GM decides that Brett Favre's penis dies in a horrible calamity of some sort, but its corpse is never discovered. The game continues as normal, without any major changes, aside from the conspicuous lack of penises. Daius adds some glasses to his anime card! He forgets, however, that the Cool Shades Bro card died at the beginning of the round, rendering its ability to destroy cards null and void. Still, them's some cool shades, bro.

Alegis plays a card that starts a new game-within-the-game, Role Call! Everyone better send me their amazing roles by the end of the round, or there'll be hell to pay.

Lady Abysmal Gaga Lynx targets Farangu wiALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

Everyone has until the end of the round to submit their roles for the Role Call game.

Farangu has apparenly lost another turn, jeeze.

Farangu and psolms have until the end of the round to cement their musical style and post a song, or suffer the ire of the GM.

Until the end of psolm's next turn, everyone must adhere to the baffling post restriction outlined earlier.

PLAYERS

1. Farangu [-152 points, 71 Gaga points, 3 dishonour marks] Afterlife, Heir to the King of Life <

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   YOUR TURN
2. Daius [21 points, 41 Gaga points, 2 dishonour marks, -70 style points, 200 Picarats] Godzirra's Stomach Prison, Anime (Must play anime only cards, banned with other players)
3. Alegis [85 points, 167 Gaga points, 10 dishonour marks, -105 style points, 1 cookie] Pretty Cool, Double Team Rocket Ally, Covered in lasagna, Quarantine Overseer (can move cards out of quarantine with a 50% chance of curing them)
4. Abysmal Lynx [-800 points, 62 Gaga points, 5 style points, 25 dishonour marks, 10 Picarats, 2 Mechwarriors] Godzirra's Stomach Prison, The One True Lady Gaga
5. psolms [-135 points, 20 style points, 10 tanks, 8 Mechwarriors, 1 cookie] Afterlife, Headless Horseman (Lacks head), Liberty Valance (First player to shoot him becomes 100% famous), On A Horse
6. MrBlarney [-1046 points, 87.75 Gaga points, 5 iron, -25 Style points, 1.5 dishonour marks, 2 cookies] On the farm, Godzirra's Stomach Prison, Retired to a farm (Lives with Smelly Ned)

Globals affecting all players:

• Players can exchange one type of good into any other type of good at a ratio of 3:1, in part or full.
• Players can twice attempt to play a Japanese-style card to earn points from the host. Lack of attempts may result in negative points.
• Gagas are immune to something, not sure what though.
• Godzirra - 525 HP, 1/6 chance of eating any given player on their turn
• Whenever a player harms or inconveniences another player, they must apologise in the same turn, or risk losing points, gaining dishonour marks, and facing a declaration of war.
• Players have two attempts to make a Japanese presentation for a card, earning up to 10 points for a very Japanese presentation. Failure to present in a Japanese manner may result in loss of points.
• Whenever a player harms or inconveniences another player with a card, they must apologise or lose 10 points, gain 30 dishonour marks, and whoever they hurt can declare war on them.
• Cards currently in Quarantine:
  1. Suit of Childhood Heroes Infected - Dead in 1 round
  2. Godzirra Infected - Dead in 1 round

Globals affecting Afterlife players:

• Cards played in the afterlife only effect people within the afterlife.
• Players are a band, and must perform a song every round for the audience. Fighting members quit the band and skip a turn.

GM Status:

• Oppressive and arbitrary dictator

Daius

I intended option a) to have been the case

That would have been cooler damn it

Not as cool as this though (if it works)

psolms

OOoOOOOOOOooOoOOOoOoOoo

color this chicken cordially changed by the cheerful, charismatic, clever and creepy copious creativity cascaded in critical failures. surely some semblance of the surreal shall seem surprisingly serendipitous - psolms says this sequence shall be summarized 'a smashing success'. with favre's flaccid feature fleeing fast, friends and fighters are free to feature their finest freehand fotoshops.



obviously, our occult occupation overturns my options. forgive me, Farangu, for i feel forced. honestly, he had to have a hunch that the heroin had horrific hallucinations hitched with it. but, as my bandmate, bet your bottom buck best buds can beat this back-riding beast. together, two true troopers triumph over the tides of tribulations.

OOOoOoOoOOoOoooOOoOoOOoOoo

MrBlarney

Is it safe to post normally now? Good.

psolms, you failed to satisfy your judgment while I was still a Judge. I think you're still obligated to make that card, giving points for cards that fit certain conditions.

While I do disagree with the host's interpretation of "So the film over now, right?", I do appreciate the aid in eliminating an annoying card and releasing me from continued lockdown. Yeah, yeah, "oppressive and arbitrary dictator", Law II. Still bothers me. I'm not sure why I kept getting hit with that card; if anything, I'd be the person to figure a way to clean things up. Or maybe that's the reason why i was hit?

Whatever. Moving on! Card!



Opinions may differ on the point value.

psolms

Ladies and Gentlemen

For your listening pleasure, please welcome:

Run Motorhead MC

Farangu steps up to the mic, speed metal blares an instrumental opening. Farangu:

double you e, el see oh em e
to the rap attack fast track, psolms and me
in the afterlife, its nice, we the blast-masters
chillin with inky, pinky, blinky and casper
farangu - who? the mother effin metal slug
hypnotizing lines; youll never find a beter drug
so bring your best cards, photoshop or gimp
im collecting up souls like an afterlife pimp

*brooooo... bre brow... breeeeee DUN! de de de de de dedilly dilly dilly DUN! DUN! DUN DUN DUN!*

Ask me not how I made it here
*DUN DUN DUN!*
I cannot say for sure
*deeeeeeeeee de de de de de de de DUN!*
Now the only thing that is clear
*DUN DUN DUN!*
Is the way my heart bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds

*DUN! DUN! DUN! dededededede DUN! DUN! DUN! dedededede*

Psolms steps up to the second mic:

im worse than evil bad man, i'll throw this whole thread off
the only playa badass enough to cut my own head off
suicide war, you better believe im the winner
mess with psolms, ill take you out like dinner
this fearless headless man on a horse
will leave you screaming ... --- ... in morse
Gaga and Team Rocket cant mess with Godzirra
in blank cards, im the real ghost faced killah

*DUN! DUN! DUN! dededededede DUN! DUN! DUN! dedededede*

Ask me not how I made it here
*DUN DUN DUN!*
I cannot say for sure
*deeeeeeeeee de de de de de de de DUN!*
Now the only thing that is clear
*DUN DUN DUN!*
Is the way my heart bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds

*brooooo... bre brow... breeeeee DUN! de de de de de dedilly dilly dilly DUN! DUN! DUN DUN DUN!*

*DUN! DUN! DUN! dededededede DUN! DUN! DUN! dedededede*

Ask me not how I made it here
*DUN DUN DUN!*
I cannot say for sure
*deeeeeeeeee de de de de de de de DUN!*
Now the only thing that is clear
*DUN DUN DUN!*
Is the way my heart bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds

Lights out on the last note. The crowd cheers.

Daius

MrBlarney wrote: »

Is it safe to post normally now? Good.

psolms, you failed to satisfy your judgment while I was still a Judge. I think you're still obligated to make that card, giving points for cards that fit certain conditions.

While I do disagree with the host's interpretation of "So the film over now, right?", I do appreciate the aid in eliminating an annoying card and releasing me from continued lockdown. Yeah, yeah, "oppressive and arbitrary dictator", Law II. Still bothers me. I'm not sure why I kept getting hit with that card; if anything, I'd be the person to figure a way to clean things up. Or maybe that's the reason why i was hit?

Whatever. Moving on! Card!



Opinions may differ on the point value.

I can see both numbers

Do I get the sum of them both

MrBlarney

Er, you didn't play the card so I don't think you get anything from it.

Daius

but everyone can see the card

Alegis

let's not get into 'YOU GET A BAJILLION POINTS SIMPLY FOR PLAYING THIS' territory

MrBlarney

If everyone were able to gain points from this card, I suspect the text would be better written as "All players gain the number of points they see on this card." That not being the case, I perceive the "you" in the text as being the one who played the card, and no other players.

simonwolf

I'll make a clarification on Blarney's last card once I decide which is the funnier outcome.

I can't start the new round until two people, who I will not publicly vilify - all I will say is that one is from Britain and the other is a Belgian currently studying in Japan - send me their roles as part of the Roll Call card. If I don't get them within the next reasonable period of time, I'll give you roles to play, and I promise you will not like them.

Daius

Well I sent you roles so if I'm the one from Britain that you're talking about then you're wrong

Stop being wrong about things simonwolf it's tearing this game apart

Daius

Wait hang on I sent the PM to Abysmal Lynx by mistake

Abysmal Lynx is the new GM

Abysmal Lynx

Good thing I haven't logged on for a few days. I did not look at the roles, I swear!